I have to watch this every year just to remind me that my Government lies to me and has no problem doing it. No one is ever held responsible. These lies sold those 2 wars that are still going on.
What's funny is this clip inspired an actual video game. A shoot em up where you go down into these mythical underground complexes.
The Neocons acted like they were the heroes up against James Bond type villains. When they talked about Saddam's secret WMDs they made it sound like there were underground ICBMs that would launch nukes at America and it could only be stopped by a raid from guys coming down on ropes and preventing him from pushing a big red button.
This actually turned out to be the Bat Cave. They had to use the cover of OBL to hide the true details of the Super Hero's whereabouts. Thank God Rumsfield was on the side of Good...
What a friggin' farce, how do they keep track of all their lies? Amazing...
Rumsfeld needs water boarding to find what valuable information he has on 911. Cheney and bush too. I believe we have just as strong evidence as they had that BinLaden did it. The fact that bush delayed an investigation for 9 months, and wouldn't fund it is pretty obvious. Having to hold cheneys hand during the "interrogation" proves he's involved. Beyond reasonable doubt.
This is so good to see, in the light of the most recent fictional events. Now, how did Rumsfeld, happen to have such detailed plans of this underground lair? Hydroelectricity? In desert dry Afghanistan? And they are all over the place too! From one fiction to the next. Now we see Osama with a grey beard, side shot only, remote control in hand switching channels and each channel happens to be talking about him. Why would he have himself filmed watching tele of himself?
I was too. I don't know where you stand on 9/11 but I believe everything that Fox reported because I was a sheep but now I know better. I have studied how controlled the media is by the CIA. Just don't get hoodwinked on the new Bin Laden video put out today! That guy is a old afghan the CIA paid lol.
To show the sad state of the American Idiot, just go to any comment page that talks of the phony Osama killing and you might get 70 or 80 comments, rarely more. Now go to the American Idol, or baseball team pages and you will see hundreds, if not thousands of entries.
"Oh dear! how could America have voted off that great singer...?"
or,
"Great game, we have won seven in a row...look's good for the post-season."
@tacticalmastermind There is no evidence to indicate it was Bin Laden that was assassinated. They destroyed and classified the evidence so you may never know the truth.
YES THE CAVE IS IN THE MOUNTAINS OF TORABORA AND HAS A HYDRO ELECTRIC GENERATOR. ANYONE EVER SEEN ANY FLOWING RIVERS OR WATER FALLS IN THE MOUNTAINS THERE?
how many time usa kill bin larden and teliban now like a repeat tv show it boring this war and i know there was a meeting in jan vip one usa and them so cut the shit and try so peace didnt they say theyll work on the issue needed. was 25thand was shown video of meeting
First hollywood fills your head with the idea of a big evil organisation with secret bases intent on destroying the world , then the government tells you this fantasy is real so they can have a war , of course idiots will suck it all up.
LOL OMG TOO FUNNY... alex jones said it best. cobra commander fantasy base. stupid political monkeys think we will tap dance with them. news flash we're not the mindless zombies they are.
@a1d4a1m5 Well back then shit was blowing up in your face everytime you turned on the tv. The same images of the towers collapsing. The nation was shocked stupid.
@DOLLARCRISIS Thats what I thought :D . We need to send GI Joe and his buddies. I think he wouldnt have gotten away with it, if it wouldnt have been for the 911 attacks false flag operation, well whatever it was, it shocked the world stupid.
Rumsfeld only knows this because he bought a timeshare, for the first two weeks in every January, for two rooms just above the ventilation system............
yes... i also believed afghanistan is one of the most tech country in 2001!
how can people actually believe in this? its a frickin mountain! to build such thing needs hi tech drilling, proper planning, lots of blueprint, civil engineers, etc.
residences in london , you think he is living in a cave? his old professors at university say he is a genius , it has been reported by many royal middle eastern families that he is in a palace somewhere in the middle east , he has even been given hospital treatment at american hospitals in the middle east just research especially in arabic news
This article is highly inaccurate , you realise his family are practically royalty , all billionaries having big connections with the saudi royal family and and many royal families in europe and you say he is in a cave? Really? Three decades of mass murder, you mean when he was working for the CIA and the americans , he was not a mass murderer then but an heir to one the richest men in the middle east , bin laden still is a billionaire and his family live in america and the Uk iN richest residen
@a1d4a1m5 - If you can recognixe the war on terror as a fraud, ( It is) just begin to do serious research on the Holocaust. It is a fraud that was hatched in1919. Don
Heddesheimer wrote the book on it: The First Holocaust is the title. About 30,000 Jews died at Auschwitz from Typhus and another 200,000 in eastern labor camps. The balance of the stories are lies or accounts of others based on hearsay. The truth is the Holocaust is one of the easier frauds to expose.
my arse it looks like that, the afghan people have cave networks that are hundreds or even thousands of years old, they are warm in the winter and cold in the summer, they would not have been used to house tanks and have bedrooms and ventilation systems, theyre not a james bond doom base, its a fucking cave, and the terrorists in helmand province dont want electricity, in fact the hydro electric plant in helmand is guarded by british soldiers to stop them from blowing it up, they wouldnt have 1!
This was created by some artists. The war on terror is one of the largest black ops ever carried out on Americans and others. Jews figured if we can hood wink the world and tell them 6,000,000 were gassed, when not one was gassed, we can pretty much much up any story and sell it.
@holocaustexpert Jews were gassed. You wrongly assume jews look out for each other. Rich power hungry bastards dont know loyality torwards a nation or religion. To them the world is divided in them and people who can make them richer.
@holocaustexpert Jews were gassed. You wrongly assume jews look out for each other. Rich power hungry bastards dont know loyality torwards a nation or religion. To them the world is divided in them and people who can make them richer.
@SAGEBOT500 HA HA HA, I used to have a collection of those! I had the ones that looked like a skull, snake, reptile head when they were closed, and it had a Mighty Max figure with it. I used to play with that thing all of the time when my Mother took me to the mall, I was never bored. Ahhh the 90's.
Of course people thought it was real. It was on TV! Just like the believed in the story for the "underwear bomber" and 9/11. Not too many critical thinkers out there these days unfortunately.
Actually, they didn't fall at freefall speed and I hope you really objectively check this instead of completely buying that argument for a conspiracy.
I've seen that place before! There was this James Bond movie where he invaded that place with a bunch of ninjas and stopped Hans Blofeld from launching nukes.
These people know the masses are stupid beyond comprehension. They intentionally make the lies ridiculous and sell them with a straight face and conviction. This makes people's head spin in a constant state of confusion as to what is reality. It works amazingly well.
Rumsfeld looks like he's trying to hold back busting out in laughter as he explains this "very serious operation"... he wonders "are they buying it? Was I neo-con-vincing enough?"
And that fucking talking head, script reading paid-for parrot so dramatically validating this laughable Pentagon propaganda BS like it's the gospel. Never once being skeptical, critical, or questioning Rumsfelds motivations he just supports the government lie. That's what he's paid to do. Fuck the sellout MSM traitors
Right, the business of fooling & deceiving the dumbed down easily duped American consumer public into supporting your fraudulent PNAC war profiteering agenda. Pentagon propaganda is always serious business.
Wow what a super villain complex. What a shame all they actually found were " a few holes dug out of the side of a mountain" .. More recently there have been rumors from the same source that Bin Laden is building a Death Star equipped with a super neural Ilsamifier that can be fired from deep space (Though the only reliable source who has seen it is unavailable for comment due to his heavy work schedule designing main set for the next bond movie)
There are, " many of those...." Have any been found? Rumsfeld is a bag of shit trying to disguise himself with the cover of a silk stocking. Everything his ilk predicted and said turned out to be wrong. " Mission Accomplished" Mushroom clouds" 'aluminum tubes' al qaeda connection to Hussein' ' the insurgency is near its end" " the war will last 6 days, 6 weeks and no more than 6 months"lies, lies, lies..there only plausible defence being stupidity.
Where was Rumsfeld on 9-11? He should have been fired for gross incompetance. Like the rest. Get rid of useless FBI, CIA, DOD NSA, & NORAD too. Waste of tax money. For what? All were asleep at the wheel on 9-11. No military protection to be found. All of our billion dollar high technology computerized "state of the art" superpower military might is no match for 19 low tech degenerate 'religious fanatic" patsies with 'box cutters' under direction of a crippled cleric hiding in a cave overseas.
Well, this is confidential but I can assure you these were no ordinary "box cutters" and there were not a just a few of those, there were many of those! "box cutters" so secret that the true secret about the secret was in reality that it was in fact no secret at all.
Incompetance indeed, they are all a bunch of assholes!
"Are they being serious?! And if so, why doesn't Meet The Press get a real journalist?" I think through the shock of everything, most people forget what they were passing off as "news" during/after 9/11. NBC wasn't the only news station doing this "elaborate cave" story there were many stories about this bs done on other stations This was a major media thing involving most large stations/news networks I remember seeing this story about 4 times twice on nbc and the other two times on fox and CNN
it would be funny if it weren't... well OK it's hilarious, BUT let's remember how many innocent people have been killed because of this AND the rest of the lies about 9/11. Check out wtcdemolition daughter comrade for more *REAL* TRUTH...
It's funny. They seem to know everything about these cave complexes and yet they can't find them. These scammers are worse than the ones in the Futurama movie.
Talk about conspiracy theories.. this one takes the cake! I was astounded that Rumsfeld had the audacity to actually show such a drawing to the public. This is so surreal don't ya think?
I have to watch this every year just to remind me that my Government lies to me and has no problem doing it. No one is ever held responsible. These lies sold those 2 wars that are still going on.
scottthrees 1 day ago
"Secret exits on the side and on the bottom." Just where do you come out if you exit a cave on the bottom?
801D012 2 days ago
This was their excuse to blast the tora bora with depleted and enriched uranium.
1step1up 1 week ago
You couldn't build one of these in Disneyland, but it will one hell of a map in a video game...take note Call of Duty!
darkuser999 3 weeks ago
they still cant find the caves, they cant find the WMD but we all found the BS, its steaming
thisisyourwakeup 1 month ago
So where are these caves?
maplespak 1 month ago
how does he have connection in the middle of a massive cave if we lose it under a bridge???
theswordsofgod 3 months ago 2
WHAT Bedroom and offices??????????
oh you gullible america
r3boxx 4 months ago
Serious Fucking Business...
trana500 4 months ago
What's funny is this clip inspired an actual video game. A shoot em up where you go down into these mythical underground complexes.
The Neocons acted like they were the heroes up against James Bond type villains. When they talked about Saddam's secret WMDs they made it sound like there were underground ICBMs that would launch nukes at America and it could only be stopped by a raid from guys coming down on ropes and preventing him from pushing a big red button.
SpitfireOFatj 4 months ago
@a1d4a1m5 : insightful comment
epirvsflavivs 5 months ago
Well at least they are being enviromental conscious, with their Hydropowered caves.
cassius969 5 months ago 3
@cassius969 roflmao
veksink 1 month ago
If Bin Laden was batman, doesnt make that Rumsfeld the Joker?
cassius969 6 months ago 2
The US should know what Osama's cave should look like, they paid for it during the soviet invasion...
Konicava 7 months ago
LOLz at the world believing this cocksucker.
richfrommitch 7 months ago
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"There are many of those," this is Rumsfeld lying to support the PROJECT OF THE NEW AMERICAN CENTURY
MrPurpose79 8 months ago
This actually turned out to be the Bat Cave. They had to use the cover of OBL to hide the true details of the Super Hero's whereabouts. Thank God Rumsfield was on the side of Good...
What a friggin' farce, how do they keep track of all their lies? Amazing...
MyPrepperNetwork 8 months ago
Rumsfeld needs water boarding to find what valuable information he has on 911. Cheney and bush too. I believe we have just as strong evidence as they had that BinLaden did it. The fact that bush delayed an investigation for 9 months, and wouldn't fund it is pretty obvious. Having to hold cheneys hand during the "interrogation" proves he's involved. Beyond reasonable doubt.
joebananatube 8 months ago 7
The engineering of consent through fear by exaggeration and distortion.
tellyisrubbish 8 months ago 4
This is so good to see, in the light of the most recent fictional events. Now, how did Rumsfeld, happen to have such detailed plans of this underground lair? Hydroelectricity? In desert dry Afghanistan? And they are all over the place too! From one fiction to the next. Now we see Osama with a grey beard, side shot only, remote control in hand switching channels and each channel happens to be talking about him. Why would he have himself filmed watching tele of himself?
ninyae 8 months ago 4
@a1d4a1m5
I was too. I don't know where you stand on 9/11 but I believe everything that Fox reported because I was a sheep but now I know better. I have studied how controlled the media is by the CIA. Just don't get hoodwinked on the new Bin Laden video put out today! That guy is a old afghan the CIA paid lol.
rmccay88 8 months ago 3
Doesn't in make you angry that cartoons can make the case for war?
dovv2010 8 months ago 2
@dovv2010 That cave was made by (War)ner Brothers!
TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE 8 months ago 2
@dovv2010 It works too, kids in the 80s were totally ready to go to war against COBRA, VENOM, S.A.V.A.G.E and of course the decepticons.
cassius969 6 months ago
Donald is trying not to laugh himself.
This is even better than the Dave Chapelle show.
ghana25 8 months ago 5
This is hilarious.
Raford146 8 months ago 7
@a1d4a1m5
Hey! You no longer fall for this crap.
It is a great thing when you awaken from the deceptions and lies. You are much better now.
Do not live in regret or embarrassment. All of us have been duped, including myself.
So...take care and continue with your awakening.
youbeduped 8 months ago
Now maybe we can go after the real threat to the existence of America, the financial terrorist ben Bernanke.
implicaverse 8 months ago 2
To show the sad state of the American Idiot, just go to any comment page that talks of the phony Osama killing and you might get 70 or 80 comments, rarely more. Now go to the American Idol, or baseball team pages and you will see hundreds, if not thousands of entries.
"Oh dear! how could America have voted off that great singer...?"
or,
"Great game, we have won seven in a row...look's good for the post-season."
Blah blah
youbeduped 8 months ago 3
All it lacks is a laugh track!
Amazing, the US "intelligence" was able to get such a detailed layout of Osamas "Secret" Cave but were unable to locate HIM!
But considering the stupidity of the American people, it does not surprise me that this unbelievable trash is thrown out to the sheep.
youbeduped 8 months ago
LOL - this is great, the US gov. is a joke. You can never believe any crap that comes out of their traps!
llg4ever 8 months ago
You've got to be f'ing kidding me.
chrisadatl 8 months ago
LOL! snort! f'ing hilarious.
lenarita1 8 months ago
wow. Thanks for posting. This was fear propaganda at its greatest.
tsrichardson 8 months ago
And they found him living comfortably in a mansion. The bush administration was a joke!
tacticalmastermind 8 months ago
@tacticalmastermind There is no evidence to indicate it was Bin Laden that was assassinated. They destroyed and classified the evidence so you may never know the truth.
woody188 8 months ago 3
@woody188 Actually some bodys were shown, none of them Bin Laden. So we can assume what we saw is all we got.
cassius969 6 months ago
Is this as good as Colin Powell and the Iraqi mobile chemical decepticon army ?
Man79ism 8 months ago
Really? Did anyone ever buy this load of crap?
HeatherSpoonheim 8 months ago 3
@HeatherSpoonheim um yeah. we went into iraq and are still in afganistan
shroomingnewman 8 months ago
@HeatherSpoonheim Hilarious, isn't it?
HeatherSpoonheim 8 months ago
And I'm supposed to believe the US killed Bin laden Yesterday?
theviewmasters 8 months ago
@theviewmasters
Well, of course not. I mean, after all, where's the long-form Death Certificate? I'm sure you think it was all Photoshopped.
So you can just remain a babbling Teabagger IDIOT!
SoINeedAName48 8 months ago
Doesn't matter how many SEALs you've got when morons like this runs the show.
PiltOgPompel 8 months ago
OH MY GAWD!!!....SICKO!
tryingnothard 8 months ago
BAWAHAHAHAHAHHA! Those crazy assholes....
cal5000 8 months ago
Hey, Rumsfeld might have been a crappy defense secretary but he was a brilliant science fiction writer!
elsongs 9 months ago 2
YES THE CAVE IS IN THE MOUNTAINS OF TORABORA AND HAS A HYDRO ELECTRIC GENERATOR. ANYONE EVER SEEN ANY FLOWING RIVERS OR WATER FALLS IN THE MOUNTAINS THERE?
1IIIIIIIIII1 9 months ago
RUMSFELD IS A PEICE OF SHIT
1IIIIIIIIII1 9 months ago
COMEDY GOLD!
zopi9 9 months ago
Wonder if they are going to give tours of the bin laden bat cave now that Osama is dead (again). haha
VoteLib3rty 9 months ago
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What govt. does not have such complexes?
oztang1 9 months ago
What govt. does not have such complexws?
oztang1 9 months ago
American taxdollars payed for 911.
cassius969 9 months ago
how do you run telephone cables to a cave?
cooldslrgear 9 months ago
Did they get the plans from Batman? Is there a massage palour? How about a bowling alley and restaurants. Casino?
shadowfaxx1 9 months ago 2
how many time usa kill bin larden and teliban now like a repeat tv show it boring this war and i know there was a meeting in jan vip one usa and them so cut the shit and try so peace didnt they say theyll work on the issue needed. was 25thand was shown video of meeting
sungodschannel 9 months ago
Bin Laden's volcano fortress is serious business.
tiberianfiend 10 months ago 2
Oh my god! High tech bunkers in Afghanistan? We should invade Iraq now!! What is Obama doing about these ultra-secret terro-bunkers?
codediporpal 10 months ago
First hollywood fills your head with the idea of a big evil organisation with secret bases intent on destroying the world , then the government tells you this fantasy is real so they can have a war , of course idiots will suck it all up.
MonsterMunchAreAce 10 months ago
LOL OMG TOO FUNNY... alex jones said it best. cobra commander fantasy base. stupid political monkeys think we will tap dance with them. news flash we're not the mindless zombies they are.
txrich80 10 months ago
@Cesario82 They want to kill our freedoms, but preserve the enviroment for future generations. I like that.
cassius969 10 months ago
@a1d4a1m5 Well back then shit was blowing up in your face everytime you turned on the tv. The same images of the towers collapsing. The nation was shocked stupid.
cassius969 10 months ago
@DOLLARCRISIS Thats what I thought :D . We need to send GI Joe and his buddies. I think he wouldnt have gotten away with it, if it wouldnt have been for the 911 attacks false flag operation, well whatever it was, it shocked the world stupid.
cassius969 10 months ago
One of Alex Jone's guests just mentioned this - this is crazy.
catothewiser 10 months ago
Cant stop laughing. This would be really really funny if those bastards wouldnt have butchered 3000 of their own people to sell this cr@p.
cassius969 10 months ago
INDICT RUMSFELD NOW
"What Building 7, I have never heard of that." 2/23/11, Mancow Muller's radio show.
Rumsfailed also brought you the soft kill weapon called ASPARTAME.
reboottees 11 months ago
Rumsfeld is an adeptly skilled and highly trained and a well polished liar
Berniethomas68 11 months ago
@Berniethomas68 No he isn't. He's a terrible liar. A skilled liar tells lies that are BELIEVABLE. =)
infallibleineffable 11 months ago
Serious Fucking Business.
lgcfsr 11 months ago 2
Rumsfeld only knows this because he bought a timeshare, for the first two weeks in every January, for two rooms just above the ventilation system............
mebiggles1 1 year ago
They got this from adam wests coloring book.
scottishboy1987 1 year ago
Batman would be jealous
agkreider 1 year ago 3
....many of those paid by WHOM may I ask?
TransformedMan 1 year ago
If you do not want me to destroy Amerika you're going to have to pay me ...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
Silent44 1 year ago 2
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
namnidah 1 year ago
what a load of bullshit :D
redzus 1 year ago
I think they found the batcave.
MRAFZALMIRZA 1 year ago 15
He's gonna need one of those caves when the American people find out what a lying stinking rat he really is.
TwilightFadez 1 year ago
yes... i also believed afghanistan is one of the most tech country in 2001!
how can people actually believe in this? its a frickin mountain! to build such thing needs hi tech drilling, proper planning, lots of blueprint, civil engineers, etc.
i mean... how can someone believed in this?
ngecenk 1 year ago
I notice the WMD weren't shown on the layout..... oh wait, wrong war...
I woke up and realised I was the enemy.
beatdownbob 1 year ago
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Wag the dog.... Adolf Hitler quotes:
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
gr8esthitz 1 year ago
PEW PEW PEW. The shit that goes on in these people's heads.
jczg08alt 1 year ago
Are they serious right now?
MovieMagicMaster 1 year ago
omg americans are seriously so stupid for believe this. they must think the real world is one big hollywood movie.
Castaril 1 year ago
their houses dont even look that good. So u want me to believe the cave do?
shaybutta11208 1 year ago
Rumsfeld says at the end : "there are many of those !"
And after 9 years of war and ocupation, US are still unable to show just one of those sofisticated caves.
Fucking lies !!!!
Propaganda of the years 2000's were worst than in the 1930's.
Poor world.
studioRAF 1 year ago 2
So you got the Intel on the structure .. but not the location ?
What da frick ?
MrMicraphone 1 year ago 4
residences in london , you think he is living in a cave? his old professors at university say he is a genius , it has been reported by many royal middle eastern families that he is in a palace somewhere in the middle east , he has even been given hospital treatment at american hospitals in the middle east just research especially in arabic news
Bangercv 1 year ago
This article is highly inaccurate , you realise his family are practically royalty , all billionaries having big connections with the saudi royal family and and many royal families in europe and you say he is in a cave? Really? Three decades of mass murder, you mean when he was working for the CIA and the americans , he was not a mass murderer then but an heir to one the richest men in the middle east , bin laden still is a billionaire and his family live in america and the Uk iN richest residen
Bangercv 1 year ago
Are the similarities between Bin Laden and Lex Luthor merely coincidental?
niverent 1 year ago 4
It's really funny...if you watch Rumsfeld at the end he can barely keep a straight face.
niverent 1 year ago 4
Fucking hilarious...!
They really are taking the piss!
Glenmead 1 year ago 2
This is srs bsns. xD
BlueBerryWizard 1 year ago
hahahahahhaa
ghostfacekhila 1 year ago
@a1d4a1m5 - If you can recognixe the war on terror as a fraud, ( It is) just begin to do serious research on the Holocaust. It is a fraud that was hatched in1919. Don
Heddesheimer wrote the book on it: The First Holocaust is the title. About 30,000 Jews died at Auschwitz from Typhus and another 200,000 in eastern labor camps. The balance of the stories are lies or accounts of others based on hearsay. The truth is the Holocaust is one of the easier frauds to expose.
holocaustexpert 1 year ago
my arse it looks like that, the afghan people have cave networks that are hundreds or even thousands of years old, they are warm in the winter and cold in the summer, they would not have been used to house tanks and have bedrooms and ventilation systems, theyre not a james bond doom base, its a fucking cave, and the terrorists in helmand province dont want electricity, in fact the hydro electric plant in helmand is guarded by british soldiers to stop them from blowing it up, they wouldnt have 1!
MrDubstepaholic 1 year ago
Notice FAT ASS tim russert never challenged him on that. If you think about what they did with their propaganda, it's shocking.
debunkingdebunkers 1 year ago
Mr. War on waste cough cough 2.3 missing trillion
Weapons industry made a killing on bombing the tora bora.
cancanbiker 1 year ago
This was created by some artists. The war on terror is one of the largest black ops ever carried out on Americans and others. Jews figured if we can hood wink the world and tell them 6,000,000 were gassed, when not one was gassed, we can pretty much much up any story and sell it.
holocaustexpert 1 year ago
@holocaustexpert I apologize for your micro-penis diagnoses, but that doesn't give you the right to be an asshole.
RainbowManification 1 year ago
@holocaustexpert Jews were gassed. You wrongly assume jews look out for each other. Rich power hungry bastards dont know loyality torwards a nation or religion. To them the world is divided in them and people who can make them richer.
cassius969 10 months ago
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@holocaustexpert Jews were gassed. You wrongly assume jews look out for each other. Rich power hungry bastards dont know loyality torwards a nation or religion. To them the world is divided in them and people who can make them richer.
cassius969 10 months ago
Honestly how stupid do they think we are?
Xendrius 1 year ago
@Xendrius Honestly? This guy thought we were total macks. And for a long time he had America fooled.
philipem01 1 year ago
@philipem01 Yea it is sad.
Xendrius 1 year ago
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THIS IS SERIOUS
FUCKING BUSINESS
20324758 1 year ago
Bin Laden was my neighbor, he is a nice guy! 9--
I don't know?
74pbg 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha
777Orhan777 1 year ago
OMG SO SRS RUMMY
MrOdyman 2 years ago
Bin Ladin = Emanuel Goldstein. War is peace.
jrmn212 2 years ago
Am I the only one reminded of those Mighty Max playsets from the '90s?
SAGEBOT500 2 years ago
@SAGEBOT500 HA HA HA, I used to have a collection of those! I had the ones that looked like a skull, snake, reptile head when they were closed, and it had a Mighty Max figure with it. I used to play with that thing all of the time when my Mother took me to the mall, I was never bored. Ahhh the 90's.
TheMedievalMan 1 year ago
Apparently Bin Laden is Muslim Dr. Evil with a secret Bond villain mountain fortress.
Waiting for reports of camels with frickin lasers attached to their heads.
clas2783 2 years ago 19
@clas2783 You wont be talking so smuck when he and his lieutnants merge to form Super Bin Laden.
cassius969 9 months ago 2
This is equal parts embarassing and sad.
immortalass 2 years ago 2
Did people seriously believe this? I cannot believe anybody thought this was real.
Blamedbore 2 years ago 3
Of course people thought it was real. It was on TV! Just like the believed in the story for the "underwear bomber" and 9/11. Not too many critical thinkers out there these days unfortunately.
VoteLib3rty 2 years ago 2
LMBO!
keeperbooth 2 years ago
Clearly proves the only way in there is with nukes.
It looks far too dangerous. Did you see that coward with the gun?
Now you see the audacity, guile, and treachery of the Al Qaeda sleeper cell jihad on under nourished babies.
How clever of Al Qaeda to try an out smart our freedom.
ujisx 2 years ago
Bin Laden's hole is incredibly large and scary. We'll need hundreds of men with incredibly large weapons if we're to enter it.
salamirterra 2 years ago
lol lots of srsz bizns goiing on here lol
Thisisj3ff 2 years ago
LMAO
wasp9 2 years ago
srs bsns lmao
Xrick56 2 years ago
how can they know like where the exits are and all these details, and not know where it is
humza215 2 years ago 5
SERIOUS
FUCKING
BUSINESS
Chi7es 2 years ago 5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pingpongman6543 2 years ago
Looks like the crazy stairs painting...
terk0iz 2 years ago
Bin Laden in a tank is serious business.
SuzakuoftheSouth 2 years ago
Bin Laden's hole is serious business.
Odinn08 2 years ago
this is serious fucking business
20324758 2 years ago
hahahaha and so many Americans believed this loool bin laden has resort style caves...wow I wonder who came up with this
drunkenboxer1985 2 years ago 4
America, the real terrorists.
Elite1987 2 years ago 7
Damn man! This nigger got better living conditions than me - and he's living in a cave of all things!
cometsoldier 2 years ago
worth repeating:
shortnfine219 :
It seems like they know EVERY intricate detail about Bin Laden's cave.... except where it happens to BE.
Interesting.
Siriusluv 2 years ago 5
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Siriusluv 2 years ago
Actually, they didn't fall at freefall speed and I hope you really objectively check this instead of completely buying that argument for a conspiracy.
spleenblender 3 years ago
There is no goatanizer! I don't have one in my secret cave, but since I don't have a secret cave it is kind of hard to proof my innocence...
I like the idea :)
sams0n1c 3 years ago
sssssssssh! That is a matter of national security!
rg2027x 3 years ago
Apparently they are capable of getting hydroelectric power from rocks.
Impressive indeed.
spleenblender 3 years ago 8
lol.. then we find him in a hole in the desert somewhere.
+1 for military intelligence
rockowonderdog 3 years ago
O shit they got a PS3 and HD TV WTF!
Nes232 3 years ago 4
LMFAO.
It seems like they know EVERY intricate detail about Bin Laden's cave.... except where it happens to BE.
Interesting.
shortnfine219 3 years ago 50
I think I had this GIJOE playset when I was a kid.
SAGEBOT500 3 years ago
LMAO SUUUUURE!!!!! HAHA DR.DOOM
famasdan 3 years ago
We are a nation of TV personalities - that's the only way so many people could have fallen for this cartoon story.
odetoinsolence 3 years ago
lol! even it those were real, one bunker buster bomb would blow that stupid cave to dust.
jeroliver 3 years ago
Ohmigod... I want one of those. Are they on the market here in the US? Or can they only build them in countries like Afghanistan?
mysticnurse 3 years ago
I've seen that place before! There was this James Bond movie where he invaded that place with a bunch of ninjas and stopped Hans Blofeld from launching nukes.
CounterRevolutionary 3 years ago
Haha there are many of those....yeah, okay...I believe you Rumsfeld.
GhostyBoy13 3 years ago 4
They only worked this out when Home Depot in Kabul was receiving unsually high sales.
dirtyhands100 3 years ago 39
Wow they can power that with a stream? Amazing. lol
rexx104 3 years ago 2
Burn in hell Tim Russert. F'ing propagandist!!! I hope that heart attack hurt like a B!tCH!
crackahcrackah 3 years ago
These people know the masses are stupid beyond comprehension. They intentionally make the lies ridiculous and sell them with a straight face and conviction. This makes people's head spin in a constant state of confusion as to what is reality. It works amazingly well.
watch?v=_dmPchuXIXQ
VoteLib3rty 3 years ago
Does anyone know the name of this 'News' presenter?
dirtyhands100 3 years ago
The only country that probably has caves like those is his....sorry did I say country? I meant corporation....
lumpfish99 3 years ago
Rumsfeld looks like he's trying to hold back busting out in laughter as he explains this "very serious operation"... he wonders "are they buying it? Was I neo-con-vincing enough?"
And that fucking talking head, script reading paid-for parrot so dramatically validating this laughable Pentagon propaganda BS like it's the gospel. Never once being skeptical, critical, or questioning Rumsfelds motivations he just supports the government lie. That's what he's paid to do. Fuck the sellout MSM traitors
rg2027x 3 years ago
"this is serious business"
Right, the business of fooling & deceiving the dumbed down easily duped American consumer public into supporting your fraudulent PNAC war profiteering agenda. Pentagon propaganda is always serious business.
rg2027x 3 years ago
you bet... this is serious business :|
cayhens 3 years ago
Wow what a super villain complex. What a shame all they actually found were " a few holes dug out of the side of a mountain" .. More recently there have been rumors from the same source that Bin Laden is building a Death Star equipped with a super neural Ilsamifier that can be fired from deep space (Though the only reliable source who has seen it is unavailable for comment due to his heavy work schedule designing main set for the next bond movie)
davapod 3 years ago 4
There are, " many of those...." Have any been found? Rumsfeld is a bag of shit trying to disguise himself with the cover of a silk stocking. Everything his ilk predicted and said turned out to be wrong. " Mission Accomplished" Mushroom clouds" 'aluminum tubes' al qaeda connection to Hussein' ' the insurgency is near its end" " the war will last 6 days, 6 weeks and no more than 6 months"lies, lies, lies..there only plausible defence being stupidity.
TrumanBarkley 3 years ago
so Bin Laden is holed up in a level from Hitman?
thecodeisred 3 years ago
oh wait we never found any of these.
seantak 3 years ago 3
Rumsfeld is the worst defense secretary the United States has ever had.
LarsnStuff 3 years ago 5
Where was Rumsfeld on 9-11? He should have been fired for gross incompetance. Like the rest. Get rid of useless FBI, CIA, DOD NSA, & NORAD too. Waste of tax money. For what? All were asleep at the wheel on 9-11. No military protection to be found. All of our billion dollar high technology computerized "state of the art" superpower military might is no match for 19 low tech degenerate 'religious fanatic" patsies with 'box cutters' under direction of a crippled cleric hiding in a cave overseas.
rg2027x 3 years ago
Well, this is confidential but I can assure you these were no ordinary "box cutters" and there were not a just a few of those, there were many of those! "box cutters" so secret that the true secret about the secret was in reality that it was in fact no secret at all.
Incompetance indeed, they are all a bunch of assholes!
sams0n1c 3 years ago 2
"Are they being serious?! And if so, why doesn't Meet The Press get a real journalist?" I think through the shock of everything, most people forget what they were passing off as "news" during/after 9/11. NBC wasn't the only news station doing this "elaborate cave" story there were many stories about this bs done on other stations This was a major media thing involving most large stations/news networks I remember seeing this story about 4 times twice on nbc and the other two times on fox and CNN
retroact1ve 3 years ago 3
it would be funny if it weren't... well OK it's hilarious, BUT let's remember how many innocent people have been killed because of this AND the rest of the lies about 9/11. Check out wtcdemolition daughter comrade for more *REAL* TRUTH...
gretavo 3 years ago
What a joke. Sadly, a lot of people believe this bullshit.
Note the source of the picture: Times of London
Another right wing ragmag purporting to be a newspaper.
dirtyhands100 3 years ago 4
The so-called 'official story' is ridiculous to put it mildly. Right out of a comic book.
rg2027x 3 years ago
It's funny. They seem to know everything about these cave complexes and yet they can't find them. These scammers are worse than the ones in the Futurama movie.
mocthezuma 3 years ago 4
Are they being serious?! And if so, why doesn't Meet The Press get a real journalist?
ankprat 3 years ago
DAMN Bin-Laden has a nice AsS
POON-PALACE
if I had a POON-PALACE like that I too would be gettin alot of POON
instead I have to resort to JACK-KING-HOFF for my pleasures
(Jack's an old friend of mines)
That POON PALACE is wayy better than my bedroom leaving with 3 other dicks.
Bin-Laden has better taste than DR.EVIL in decor
ACTORnSCREENWRITER 3 years ago
i can't believe anyone in their right mind would ever believe this, this is absolutely ridiculous.
Pffft Rumsfeld
blahblahblahloveblah 4 years ago 4
Talk about conspiracy theories.. this one takes the cake! I was astounded that Rumsfeld had the audacity to actually show such a drawing to the public. This is so surreal don't ya think?
qantmrckr 4 years ago 5
Caves are serious business.
lolersbanderolers 4 years ago 3