Stephen lynch - Lullaby ( The divorce song )

[sandrovka]

Great, just great :)

[NoelleTs]

In order for him to get custody Mommy has to be a bigger mess then he is which is pretty scary

[spinvudu]

This guy is a genius.

[SuperMetroid28]

he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight!! OMG HAHA!!

[TRCcaveman]

cuz daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores, daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

THAT FUCKING GOT ME. OH DEAR DID I CRY WITH LAUGHTER

[Magitithefox]

This is my new lullaby song.I shall play it every time i cant sleep

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

This man is a genius.

[berkleypuff35]

best comedian ever

[MrGuyOnTheInternet]

so he has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss sounds like someone needs valtrex man

[WolfgrowlofTacoClan]

NEVER! sing this out loud where your family can hear you. It's just bad. Espescially when you sing about the sores...

[tbmxepiccz1]

i like all of his songs cuz there either bout retards or racist or just funny

[yasminload63]

how did he get custody im thinking the mom was worse

[Draconum321]

@yasminload63 Master of deception. Doesn't matter if you are a terrible parent as long as you can fake being a good one.

[bobble4eva]

@yasminload63 im sure she just ran away

[fredorig1]

he is very talented to write all his own jokes and songs they all crack me the fuck up except the craig christ song..only one i dont like

[SuperRunescapeTube]

@fredorig1 you know its funny i really dont care for that song either

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@fredorig1 I've always loved that one, but I am in no way religious :) I don't know if you are, but I can see why a religious person wouldn't like it! Only one I don't like is Special Olympics

[paulbrownstar]

my god this music is beautiful and the lyrics crack me up haha awesome

[xang33k]

rofl he still thinks that's why her mommy left them? i am damn sure about it ^-^

[flaze3]

terribly awesome! lol

[jewbor]

i find this really easy to jack off to



[sophiachristamk]

it's... so... soothing... but it's so freaking horrible XD

[MRAtPt]

I find this hard to fall asleep to.

[lilkimimaro]

my dad sung this to me when my parents got a divorce XD

[annamarie4867]

Steven Lynch is the shit!! I know his first CD by heart

[stiteler88]

this should have a lot more views



[hellsblaze666]

Lynch kicks so much ass special olympics is the best

[carmanda]

there is actually a version from bob and tom that has no audience. its probably the best performance of it. steven's voice is great in that version

[nathancover696969]

wait a second having puss coming from your privite parts. oh god i should go to the hospital right now.

[miniprus]

hahah :)

[112celeste]

vreselijk nummer.

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

@112celeste Owh komop dit is toch geweldig! het is zeer cynisch ik ben het daar mee eens maar hij bedoelt niet iemand echt kwaad te doen ofzo hoor.

[miniprus]

@IAmHoTSHoTzz

ur so weird buddy xD

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

@miniprus ... HOW AM I WEIRD. <(^_^<) see i like doing that... i think i know what you mean.

[BJCHESTER]

I find myself singing this from time to time.

[gadzy]

This makes me want to be able to play guitar.

[herad15]

steven and tim minchin should do a duet

[armageddonfish]

I am sooo singing this to my children if i have any ;D



[Oliolioptimus]

Ah the first ever Stephen Lynch song I ever heard... Still awesome.

[MusicGirl3181]

Mommy where are you!?! daddy is creppy!!

[NimsGaming]

"Funniest singer ever. There's no one like him."

[kkillbrb]

pffftt hehe

[edgj2010]

Imagine singing this too ur child and the mom actualy come in..she would be like: W...T...F

[MrPrinceyuki]

this guy is amazing.... my teacher didnt like it tomuch...but my class did...

[TehOriginalRobot]

@MrPrinceyuki hmm, my music teacher said he had talent and loved it

[Kiefer89]

question is, how did he get the custody? XD

[0grecorps]

@Kiefer89 Baby stealing is a piece of cake - like seriously: offer them cake, simple as that.

[AnonymousNI]

@0grecorps

Thats how I got maddie..

[JesseZomb]

@Kiefer89 The mother must have been worse... Oh dear God!!

[Gonzalodark2]

@Kiefer89 i think he didnt...

[FlammaEterna]

OMG Daddy ain't so great......

[Krazyk12200]

I am FUCK YOU MAN!

[TREVMAC44]

Will someone tell me why one of the "Top Comments" is a comment that has simple words misspelled?

[dropboys1]

@TREVMAC44 cos wi ull new howw 2 splle

[maiers]

omg

never a lullaby had so much win :D

[gaffneyal]

these songs can take me out of any mood and just laugh.

[rgaleny]

A Truly tasteless joke set to music. LOL.

[NorwegianAssassin]

touched my heart this one ;O

[Okiefenokie2]

6 kids, didn't get their new mommy home tonight

[MaNnY72o]

greatest dark-humored comedian!.......EVER.

[Jenavine]

I love singing this XD

[mjbooka]

This is a very funny song no doubt his best.

[brentweatherall]

This dude has gift, no doubt. :)

[shokanastro5]

I'M BUTTSEX MAN

[InSaNiAc1000]

@shokanastro5 Ahhh Hand me some lube

[qwertypunkrock]

@shokanastro5 <<<<<<< valtrex man XD

[jjrunt]

Such a sexy beast

[bochman416]

5 ladies got dissed by their man

[sharababy87]

add sum lyrics dude cuz sound quality is not great

[TheDarkcided]

thanks for posting this.. 

[toul100]

yah sounds like me.............. why debrah whhhyyyyyyyy

[dham99]

apparently some of you live in a shell under a rock if you've never heard of buttsex...sometimes its welcomed, sometimes its simply surprise buttsex, but its something grownups do, you may not even see it coming, but you too could be a victim, or a recipient of buttsex in the very near future! now grow up...

[rath223]

@dham99 SUPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!!!! hahahahaha.......no :/

[dham99]

4 peoples mommy's left them because daddy involved sex with mommy's rear...

[triviumd13]

@dham99 real clever.....

[speedrapper1234]

@dham99 that was the worst possible joke ive ever heard

[karinchan1994]

"And I think that's why..." THINK xD I love Stephen Lynch. GUH. Made my day.

[hinaruto43ver]

dear lord this is horrible!

[TheMarcie97]

i cant beleive i am a lynch this is awesome.... i mean Lynchs ARE AWESOME arent we????

[sniffer94]

say wh0000000t?

[ThaFonz19]

Is that a photo of stephen lynch? why does he look so differently than in his video's? :s

[BadSideOfHeaven]

@ThaFonz19 make-up and different light

[insaninater]

is there no version of this song where the audience shuts up/isnt there?

[RainicornMan]

@insaninater Let them enjoy it :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[capo2k8]

@insaninater Yeah there is mate, check out the album version. Sorted.

[atndybeach]

@insaninater Buy his CD?

[mifmTV]

love this song xd

[RayYouk3r]

Remember, he is a musician first, comedian second

[valdesign85]

=))



[TonyBtheEG]

Good stuff. LOL.

[2cupsofjuice]

Dude could have a real ringing career if he want 2 but he 2 much of an ass for dat

[imconfused74]

me and that dad have alot in common 0.0

[XDedgethisoneXD]

Wait why does he have child custody? What the hell did the mom do? :0

[Minimoosethesecond]

@XDedgethisoneXD in some ways mommy is probably worse than daddy

[TheCatwoman27]

@XDedgethisoneXD Uh...Is she a sex doll, idk. Don't ask me these questions...I maybe 12 but my mind is f-ed up.

[Godofwar555]

2 people don't like their dad's bringing home a new mommy.

[thatguy1056]

woah 222 likes and 2 dislikes so many 2s

[silverwind12]

AHhahah poor girl!! xDDDDD

The father she had xDDDD

[KaguyaKinamaru]

[funny comment people will like but not push the thumbs up button too]

[Tobipuppy]

The two people who his the Dislike button were 2 of the little boys he rubbed against on the bus. :)

[jawshwinters]

@Tobipuppy in a whole year the video got 5 more dislikes....your comment got 20 likes...my friend you win

[ToHellWithReality]

LOL just realized he used the same tune for "Halloween Song"

[FuMbL35]

"then daddy wants sex that involves mommy's rear~"

BUTTSEX MAN RETURNS!

[TheCoolguy1667]

daddy likes rubbing little boys on the bus lol :)

[calsdogMC]

Reminds me of Russel Howard :)

[jamieb5581]

@calsdogMC agreed. I think Stephen and Russell are both very funny...Saw Stephen Lynch last year and hoping to see Russell next year =)

[TheFreakyWannaBe]

lol at " He'l bring home your new mommy tonight!"

[iamfeared]

HE'S THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!

[Lif3h0us3]

<3 !

[LinkMasterOfTime111]

love it so much XD

[bigdogjackass]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterOfFlash92]

haha lynch for president of the world!! :D

[animelover29876545]

i love stephen lynch he is the best singing comidian ever... <3

[BitOBytes]

FINALLY, a video without heritics in the background!

[OfficialCarmenGort]

He's a freaking genius.

[ARD999]

fookin ace

[VincentsValentine99]

Brilliant XD

[TheDeadbodyman92]

funnyest singer ever thers no one like him

[Megapitbull100]

@TheDeadbodyman92 there can be only one Singer like this And His name is stephen lynch :)

[BallzDeepClan1]

@TheDeadbodyman92 you have good taste in music my friend:D

[NekoNaoYuuki]

@TheDeadbodyman92 I don't know.. Ever heard of Jon Lajoie? He's pretty damn awesome.

[chrisford82]

@NekoNaoYuuki yeah but no where near as good as lynch

[prs2100]

@TheDeadbodyman92 I beg to differ, Demitri Martin is pretty good.

[dathoedezt]

@prs2100

naw aint got shit

[androm2061]

@TheDeadbodyman92 i don't know richard digence was like him 

[FrozenBlankets]

At least in this vid there aren't a bunch of drunks singing over him and it's really Lynch.

[N333000WWMM]

@FrozenBlankets The voices are only ever laughter, and that's just fine because you should be laughing as well.