Assassin's Creed Revelations - BALD GUY WITH A CAPE - Part 5

[DuderinoV]

Watching you play video games is fun, not as fun as masturbating, but just as hilarious. (;

[Razzle162]

"Haystack Haystack Murder..." lol

[Leonidasll75]

TOBY: I DON'T USE PROTECTION!!!

Me: Ewwww, toby we didn't need to know that.

TOBY: I don't use armor!

Me:Oh, armor, protec.... wow this is awkward

[JayDiamond93]

"Is that a gun? Not for long, WHOOOOO!!! Actually it's still a gun"

[LastCommander]

Hnggh missed voice cutscene and u play rewards...

[wordbleeder]

Awsome Toby

[Gamer4Life105]

I think Toby would make a good assassin

[chaosandwalls]

Anyone else realise that that thing at 5:52 is the only one of those things in the whole game?

[SandHandProductions]

thumbs up if ya high five

[He11Jumper]

Toby: "Requiescat in pace...Idiota" xD

[1234CANDYROCKS]

So u don't use condoms!!¿¿ Your mom is very dissapointed in you.Toby..Tisk tisk!

[axlepants]

Toby's fail Italian is just win.

[TheLuvellah]

Until I paid close attention to the video, not once did my brother and I call Bald Guy with a Cape by his real name. At one point I thought he had none and was just "the captain," LOL.

[FurryReaper1]

wow, he's actually using his XBOX!

[Fallenemiko]

AAAAAaaand toby just missed a major voice cut scene.....

[BetaW0lf]

Toby:" CheckPoint! WOOO! High fi- Did you guys high five?"

Me: "Yeah!!" *slaps the hell out of my laptop screen* "Great, need a new laptop.......imagining high-five-ing Toby was totally worth it though."

[playerxyz3]

Toby and Joel from rooster teeth would be the best of friends...

[KingSquidblade]

Bald guy with a cape,Ezio stabes his face

[sascay]

you should never eat while watching toby's videos

[phantomflame03]

Time to read the diary of an old man. Look at all his doodles

[xR3apzz]

1:17 I was like lol tai chi (not sure on spelling)

[SniperInTheBushes95]

TOBY!!! Y U NO LOOT?!?

[BurnzysKid]

Niccolo is Marco's Father

[bajay0124]

@ 6:27, Niccolo Polo is Marco Polo's brother?

[8Phicks]

i HAS A COOKEIS im going to kill you with it

[BinhoDemais]

Desmond has the right genes.

Desmond has the right pants.

[TheGothgangster]

am i the only one that thinks that toby has an adorable laugh? Lol

[xxbrandonxxxx3625xx4]

thumbs up if u high fived toby ^_^

[MoonsongTheFirst]

"I dont use protection."

Me: Hothothothothot

[poisonism1]

"Shave your goatee" - words spoken by a true genius

[KOCPY]

"Why cant i use his freaking gun?"

You've got a freaking gun :D

[KHMDarkness]

Poor Steven Jay Blum... he didn't get a better character to play as, or one that lasted longer. T~T

[cupcakescenequeen12]

desmond looks like a mexican O.o

[uberian22]

warhammer 40k rpg reference FTW

[lupine3333]

"what is Uplay?" idiot :D

[hellofreddy24]

1:59- he's your bitch.

[Tijenater]

That is messed up...and I like it. I'm pretty sure we've all said that at some point while playing Assassin's creed.

[TheJofisean]

Like if u already "have have have have have have have have have sub-scribed"

[tommyclutter]

I think the AC series would be better if none of the Animus thing ever existed

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@tommyclutter Yeah, I would LOVE it if you just served people at bars and never got kidnapped by Abstergo.

[3DevilsNeverCry3]

@tommyclutter It would be awesome, I mean.

Think about it, you'd play as a single 30 something guy who lives a sad and lonely life.

Wouldn't that just be the most fun in the world?

Fucking kill yourself kid.

[TheJosephO3]

watch from 7:40 and close your eyes

[vivalalove30]

Ah no down! AUGGHH... Good boy! :)

[lbptimmy]

lol marco's brother 6:26

[LoveYourHorseForever]

Whenever i see Desmond, i always think he should wear a tobuscus jumper :D

[reaper19561]

10:29 warhammer reference for the win

[FireballFever]

Give me your gun dude.

..not your body..

No, keep your body -don't fall, don't fall, don't fall. No!

I wanted the loot..oh no.

*insert sad face*

[MrRock1235]

5:52 If I was Leandros or whateverthefuckhisnameis I would just run or jump off the ledge, instead wasting time on how good Ezio is.

[MrDarthRoberto]

"Don't worry I don't think I have the right genes to wield it."

Toby- "Change your pants"

[silversniper231]

"I dont use protection,

just kidding i use armor"

Nice save ;D

[itshotpinkgirl]

I'm italian and you can't believe how funny it is to hear Toby talking with that weird accent! LMAO! :D

[moekazool]

SHAVE YOUR GOATEE

[EffectsGuitarist]

Haystack

[NannerBurgular]

That's... THAT'S IT THE CO-ORDINATES IN THE DAVINCI DISAPPEARANCE DLC! It marks the Grand Temple! The lake in NY that's the location of the damn temple. Also, there's a Rome NY to the north and Florence NY to the east i believe of the location. NO MERE COINCIDENCE!

[stormboyz219]

"Like my biceps... only not light theyr extremely heavy" hahaha i laffed so hard!

[AMaxedDos]

Ezio: "This Apple... it is a remarkable piece of work. Feel the material... hard as steel but very light."

Me: "Yeah, i guess you could say [Puts shades on].. Steve did a good job, YEEEEEAAAAAH"

[jupiter143ful]

Voglio solo andare in Italia e diventare un assassino, uno di quelli vecchia scuola come Ezio XD

=I just want to go to Italy and become an assassin, one of the old school ones like Ezio XD

* Italian *

[dunkindon123]

when he said:

"he looked at the camera!! he loo- oh he looked at the camera"

I went back to see what Toby saw.

thumbs up if you did the same. XD

[VampiraMexicana]

his accent sounds more like from spain than italy...

[soren329]

Why does Desmond look Asian now?

[killing0dager]

No 11:01?

[TheTechDweller]

I started the video and it went "hello once again au" *advert*

[BeccaTheTiger]

Tobuscus is a haystack

[TheEarthsLittleAngel]

Ezio's beard grew!!!!!

EPICNESS WENT UP BY: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000%

[marguy2000]

am i the only one who is suprised he knew niccolo was marcos brother?

[gipper431]

@marguy2000 No Niccolo was Marco's father...

[Cubziwwa]

I bet we learn about the grand temple. in the next game by the way you need to know there gonna be another cause desmond wakes up from the coma and says i know what to do

[MrRock725]

@Cubziwwa SPOILER ALERT DIPSHIT! SOME OF US HAVENT FINISHED THE GAME YET! even though most of us already knew there was going to be another game

[theassassinscreedpc]

The apple of eden part, replace it with something else. That's what she said :P

[karabiner159]

Rest in peace... bastard!

lol thats ezio alright

[lucious212]

'I DON'T USE PROTECTION !'

*CHOKES ON CEREAL* pahahaha! xD

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[bkthonda]

@NightmareRelived I noticed that as soon as I turned the game on..I wonder why :/

[silverfox274]

im just wandering how do you get the camera to be like that because i want to start making videos like that but i don't know how

[Thecookienator1023]

1:10 - 1:50 Tobygames highlight!?

[kaitos78]

Warhammer Reference FTW. Love ya Toby.

[DeathDealer1997]

we never do learn what the Grand Temple is

[panos907]

I really like this game, but when i watch (and hear) toby play it, IT BECOMES REALLY MORE AWESOME

[MrWhilis]

Rio car comercial anyone?

[keah987]

I high-fived, Toby. I high-fived.

[Alexlendman]

as i watch these videos im nerding all over the floor >.<

[BlowNavy]

This message was posted exactly on New Years in New York City.

Happy New Years, everyone. Have an awesome, healthy, wealthy, two thousand an- oh look a piggy.

[SuperIloveuuu]

mid evil protection he realized it was wrong

[purplesmurf14]

cape clad bald guy sentences ezio to die

[Eagl3xStrik3]

Only toby can turn a very short sequence way longer than it has to, which is why we love you lol

[got2lovethenoob]

LAWLD SO HARD AT 7:20!!!!

[animecute1]

Does iJustine live with her parents or alone(with her sisters)...yeah?

[ShayniieLynn]

@BLAMECHUCKNORRIS ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE TOBY'S GIRLFRIEND!!!

He is amazing, and being Toby's girlfriend is a PRIVILEGE!

[animecute1]

@ShayniieLynn Yeah,like iJustine is his girl.

[BLAMECHUCKNORRIS]

Toby- I DONT USE PROTECTION!!!

Me- Man if i was a girl, i wouldn't want to be his girlfriend!

[ALPENO11]

God he like NEVER loots people's and I loot like every dead guards (especially the rich ones)

[miaka254]

Toby REALLY likes haystacks and killing people with a sucky Italian accent rofl

[Soulless261]

Power armor is for sissies... |-)

[101DarkEnigma]

"Is that a gun? NOT FOR LONG!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[thewanabehipster]

this > sleep

[NightmareRelived]

Is it just me or does Desmond not look anything like Desmond anymore???

[Mixonne]

@NightmareRelived Yeah! Desmond looks more and more like his human model.

[MsMyimmortal]

@NightmareRelived he looks much older, in my opinion :\

[Zapherenath]

@NightmareRelived He looks retarded... Even at the end of the game... And that's retarded. On the upside, that guy hovering over him looks pretty hot to supposedly be 64 (He was in the Fountain of Youth!)

[TheSesshydude]

@Zapherenath dont you mean 16?

[Zapherenath]

@TheSesshydude Subject 16 looks pretty damn nice to be 30 years old, dead, and insane. Desmond look like Niko Bellic, but he looks great in the Black Room; and I'm not just saying that. But the dude I'm talking about is William. He's not that bad looking to be 64 years old... He's either found what Juan Ponce de Leon couldn't or he's been eating his fruits and veggies.

[mon77ster]

@NightmareRelived its the moustache and beard

[NannerBurgular]

@NightmareRelived Nope.

[ThatDudeWhoGames]

@NightmareRelived it's just when he's in animus island SPOILER at the end when he get's out he looks normal

[lumi29stars]

the guard at 1:45 took a arrow to the knee

[Price1way]

"Desmond has the right genes...Levis" LOL

[Mauiboy17]

Toby would by the funniest assassin ever haha

[FireballFever]

@Mauiboy17 Just probably not the most stealthiest, lol.

[AnimeFreak987987]

you cant use their guns because your is better

[PedroNaruto16]

why do you not do more long videos?

[vinvazq]

Ezio: Requiescat in pace.... bastardo

Tobuscus: Reqruiescate tu pace....idiota

Mix of Italian and Spanish for the win ^_^

[vinvazq]

I dont use protection :3

[tubegirl2123]

Toby: you can shoot at me you just can't hit me. Pow! Toby: thank you!!! XD

[Aliyazdansyed]

i'm sorry but toby is good at assassins creed now, wheres the fun in that lol

[Domenicomn]

toby:WHAT IS UPLAY??????? :P

me: very very very very hard facepalm

[Domenicomn]

2:39

those two dudes didnt even noticed toby,he should laugh bout it instead of panic everywhere

-_-  LOL :P

[Kizerlk07]

"Is that a gun? NOT FOR LONG!!! WOOOOO!!!"

[00slim100]

LOL!! "you can shoot at me ...just don't hit me"

[ajrules1001]

Lol Apple, Thumbs up if you thought of the company.

[ShadowsHitsugaya]

Toby my cat sneezed does that count?

[M911ification]

I don't use protection.....

[lol57701]

DUDE, Just kill 'em with your awsome...

[PixelGamerZ33]

LOL 0:20 - 0:26 "I don't use protection! ...I have armor on."

[Jonnykeelu666]

don't worry toby i high fived

[kirbyrush10]

If you're havin' brain problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but ani-mus ain't one.

[lOCkerz645]

@kirbyrush10 What? xS

[WolfyArt]

1:43

That guy got shot in the knee!

[jtyne281538]

@WolfyArt he used to be a guard but then he took an dart to the knee

[skulldefende123]

Sory toby i am a fan but u suck in AC

[Therandombiker17]

@skulldefende123 u suck in life

[Boredomgamer]

Bald guy with a cape Ezio plans his escape boss waits patiently Ezio shakes free and all the royal guards pee themselves boss calls them of with his right hand slow dramatic zoom pan doesn't faze the hooded man cape clad bald guy sentences Ezio to die and he sees Altiar from the first game he used to jump of those anyway under each of those there's a bale, nod at the bird and people DIE, everywhere people DIE

[MrRoyskie25]

01:41-LOL!!!!



[hatakemaara]

"Give your gun...no, not your body!"

[Pr3dGotzM3RK]

O_O 7:35-8:01 ? thumbs up uf you get it..

[wadesmit]

lol

[wadesmit]

Hey Ariana!

[slothlovespanda]

@wadesmit that is BAUS.

[MrWildenism]

whoah i just realized that the subscription song works perfectly if you spell out toby games! ....has everyone else already figured that out?

[jmeyer94]

requestscat in pace bald dude

[jmeyer94]

you can use the d-pad its the short cut pad

[xXxJAMILMatloubxXx]

@ThePlottingPanda

its a joke dont get angry lol

[jeffrey0785]

this is good. but are you on playstation?

[xDarkStar19]

@jeffrey0785 What do you think? He brings up the Xbox Guide at the end of almost every video.

[shehab330]

you r just amazin and funny

[ShadysOrigin]

R.I.P Bald guy with a cape...

[ShadysOrigin]

After i synchronize....LEAP OF FAITH! ..............Nod at the bird, people die, everywhere, people die..... OH OH HOHOHO YO MOMMA! YEAH!!

[mikelm1999]

@ShadysOrigin dont forget AWWWWW YOU GONNA DIE

[ShadysOrigin]

@ShadysOrigin YAAAAYYY I REACHED TOP!! FIRST TIME EVER! I WANT TO THANK ALL YOUTUBE FOR SUCH WONDERFUL GIFT

[5uperGamers]

lol

[celementra]

desmond looks like my music teacher

[runescapenrd]

<3

[sharpiesnifferr]

@runescapenrd <3

[peyton117man]

dude i would love to play a game of xbox with you

[thedude5433]

When I read the title I started singing the song... EPICOSITY.

[afterapplepicking]

Toby's Italian accent sounds more like a Russian accent.

[xXxJAMILMatloubxXx]

@afterapplepicking

AMAZING!!!

did you find that out by yourself or did someone help you

[GreenInvaders]

how bout some dlc playing as claudia?

[ShadysOrigin]

@GreenInvaders it wouldnt make sence, since youre playing as ezio because hes a direct ancestor. You wouldnt be able to play claudia, unless you come from her family (as in her husband and her)

[GreenInvaders]

@ShadysOrigin i was just thinking that it would be a cool addition, scince we've been playing as just ezio and altair for the whole series, it would be nice to be able to play as someone else. and i think it wouldn't matter if desmond was from ezio's side of the family, (did ezio even have a kid? we all know altair did) because if you trace back the ancestor line, they're still from the same family.

[juteboxs]

tobey there is no medieval protection sry u are pregnant

[evilmen200]

funny you seed stupid in Spanish lol :D

[P4L1sT1n3xB345T]

SAFETY STACK

[twilight4evr7]

Haha my name is Claudia, therefore, I find the writing of notes in this game funny. :)

[AssasinsHonor]

like if you realized that the little syncronization square briefly turns into a swastika

[DE4DLYAssassino]

PRESS TRIGGER AND A TO RUN FASTER!!!!