I see her, I want her,she is what she is,she sees but she is blind,she has legs but she has no legs,she is alive but she is dead,she's a woman but she's a monkey,and i know i want her because she is what she is and what she is is a blind,dead,disabled monkey.And i know that i want her Shalamo but Gula.
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT,WHAT DOES IT FUCKING SMELL LIKE??!!?!
I've watched this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh... "what does it f**king smell like?!" is my favourite bit :D
angiepieface 2 months ago
I see her, I want her,she is what she is,she sees but she is blind,she has legs but she has no legs,she is alive but she is dead,she's a woman but she's a monkey,and i know i want her because she is what she is and what she is is a blind,dead,disabled monkey.And i know that i want her Shalamo but Gula.
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT,WHAT DOES IT FUCKING SMELL LIKE??!!?!
caddiedavidson 4 months ago 7
i love pies
MultiNobcheese 5 months ago
Hahaha definitely his best joke :L And what she is is a blind dead disabled monkey :L
Munstergriffin 5 months ago
the first time i seen this on the tv, i was in tears i was laughing so much ha!
rosesforthedead179 6 months ago
she is a blind dead disabled monkey ahahaha.
HAZLETT16V 7 months ago
Look at me I'm a chocolate biscuit!
Daft7Punk 8 months ago
I didn't think Lee Mack was funny until I saw this show :)
Insidiousemoboy1 9 months ago 5
he has the boosh type humour
and i can't stop laughing
toad33332 11 months ago
Buy your blind dead disabled monkey from Shalemain! x
BritishAlienCompany 1 year ago
my arse is made of cornflakes :D
splunge666 1 year ago
So agreeing with you @LFCDanny123....but I like the British adverts in France....^.^
littlereddanced 1 year ago
What does it fucking smell like?
LFCDanny123 1 year ago 26