Baby Photos and Stories

[MrJellybabys]

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[NomNomAbi]

When I was 2, My best friend who was my neighbour... Lived next door to me, and went in my garden with my twin brother and I saw her looking through my gate so I ran up to it and I climbed over... When I climbed over my diaper came off...

[tealovingmofosxo]

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[Browniiee96x]

you have no idea how happy i am that this came out on my birthday(': <3

[PlushBuddie]

You were a cute baby :D

[kaliebeee]

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[hollyhawkxo]

Alfie. why cant i be older? you are like the nicest man in the world and you are extremely cute!! <3 your videos are amazing!! <3

[MissPrincessCloe]

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[Leaceypie]

Lol this is a great idea..I got a similar book from my Mum for my 21st and it's got lots of cringeworthy pics in. I needed ideas for videos and I might do this when I next get time I love you channel :) x

[Jordanisnotfrozen]

omg you're well cute;Px

[camilovestw]

Ahah you said that story about the seethrough trunks before ;L and if they were old the elastic goes see through :) xD

[EEC311]

<3 <3 <3

[zec1991]

i painted my dads toenails pink on holiday whilst he was asleep and he never notices ahaha:D

and alfie i love you how the hell can you not be engaged to 6 girls or something?!

[MegaBootgirl]

i got that made for me too (the little book ) , great video <3

[PoppyAndrews432]

<3 youre so ridiculously sweet, why arent more guys like you !?

[MoodyMareXo]

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[Ledwidge96]

<3 <3 <3!!

[bemangle]

You're adorable Alfie =)

[BrandNewDenise]

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[CaoimheCx]

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[thesecretme07]

my family and I were camping in a caravan and one night i had a dream i was falling but i actually woke up falling. i had fallen out of a hole in the caravan where the bed and roof met (hard to explain) and i fell about two metres onto the ground. so i stood up, still in my sleeping bag, hopped to the door, tripped over some ropes and bashed on the door of the caravan. my dad was so confused when he opened to door and saw me in my sleeping bag.

[bireetly]

I LOVE SAM PEPPER! SHOUT OUT PRIYA PLEASE! XXX

[bireetly]

YAY I'm guaranteed to get a reply omg! I love you alfie your video's genuinely make me smile, haah :) I have question, how and when did you meet sam pepper?

[SwissBritain]

when i was 6 years old, in the shopping center there was pregnet women and i realy shouted out loudly to my mum.,, oh mum, look at that realy fat lady''. so my mum did whisper in ear to say that she is pregnat.

3 weeks later in the same shopping center there was a realy fat woman. so i said to my mum:,, mum when is baby of that pregnat women comming''. she said,, oscar that women is realy fat and stop shouting out when you see a fat or a pregnat women''. embarrassing momment as a kid : )

[utubeluvva]

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[psychadela]

You are aware that the two embarrassing stories that you told, you have told in another video, right?

[tominator796]

if you like blink 182 check this guy out and subscribe rstewart0516

[MullerCorners]

whats up with this dude's voice

[TheShoes5]

im wearing a cardigan and im not sure why i look like that..?

[gdmerrills]

Subscribe to me

[gdmerrills]

Why don't you try a donut challenge what I made up and beet my score with jam ones 13 in 3 mins if you do this

[silver5532]

i flooded the house with my bro when we were like 5!!

[wutitizzzz]

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[pritstickifiy]

i fell over the start line of a race...

[LadyJennivieve]

Hey tiger! Chicken nuggets are yummy! Have no idea about the chicken nugget challenge though???? Might have to Google that one...

[xXxKatezxXx]

well when i was little i was running around in my vest and nappy and then i ran through the hall and i didn't realize my mum was painting so i ran right through the hall like as fast as my 2 year old legs could take me and then i stuck my foot right into the pot of pain that was in the hall and i got paint all up my face and all over my leg obviously because my leg was stuck in it and the paint would not wash off my leg completely so i had a pink leg for about 2 weeks!

[1991teamjacob]

well when i was little as a dare my friend asked me to give christmas card to a guy tht i really liked and so i did thinking yh fine thts easy, however the condition with it was to tell him how much i liked him, so off i went posted in the school postbox and the person who delivered it gave it to a teacher so for everyone who didn't know the actual story thought i had a really big crush on this teacher and was teased for the rest of the year not fun.

[loveXxtwilightxX]

marry me?

[xxPoldaisxx]

YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!! and LOVELY!

Marry me? :D also alfie is an adorable name and suits you perfectly :') xxxx

[xxPoldaisxx]

YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!! and LOVELY!

Marry me? :D xxxx

[lizziejsack]

i made a video response but youtube is smelly and wont let me actual response it so its on the channel like x

[Bochanable]

How's about a budding internet star!!! In someone's universe you are a star............and keeping tabs on your positive comments, seems like a lot of the ladies think you are a catch! Enjoy it!

[Beatlelove4]

hes the 12th doctor!! lol

[TheLoobyloo70]

haha,,, this made me chuckle :) ♥

[HWellerz]

can't stop laughing about the shaving story:)

[GeorgiaBoon]

You are soo cute! :')

[Bochanable]

Alfie, from the many comments you get....you won't be without a proper girlfriend much longer. YouTube has made you an Internet star!

[PointlessBlog]

@Bochanable Hahaa im not an internet star at all and the girlfriend part wouldnt be affected because of my youtube, but thanks for the lovely comment :)

[wutitizzzz]

@PointlessBlog Oh...but it's true, Alfie...

[Bochanable]

That was supposed to read. "They ARE charming". Just in case Mrs. Boykin, the racist English teacher, has her Grammar Police monitoring YouTube.

[Bochanable]

Those photos aren't that embarrassing. They care charming. When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, I was in the school play, "The Emperor's New Clothes". I was a skinny thing. My mother had designed a King's page outfit from when I was in Mardi Gras on a float in the parade. I had lost weight from the time I had first worn the satin Page's pants. Right in the middle of the performance, my pants slid right off in front of the entire audience, which happened to be the entire school. There I stood looking

[AJLove92]

I love your sweater!

[meeseinoddplaces]

you were a blonde baby! awhh!

[TheDancingWhale]

those photos arent as embarrassing as i'd hoped, i have much much worse xD

[vidomansam]

funny

[GothicHeart1311]

<3

[whonerdifyme]

you were preparing for the nugget challenge!

[itmustbethechemo]

I once thought my nan wouldn't know who I was if I signed her birthday card with my first name so I full on properly signed it with my full name, including my middle one :L she never even noticed though :/ I didn't do much embarassing stuff when I was little to be honest, I just ran into walls a lot:-)

[GracieeCherrieeX]

I think me and my friend katie have the most embarrassing stories aand one involves you alfie! lol might leave it as a vid response or dm it you coz its seriously really bad! I think it might freak people out a lot lol

[shanghaidenver]

yr parents are so sweet!

[ysbeoj]

those stories were embarrassing? FAIR ENOUGH...

[amazingpersondotcom]

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[thetubeandme]

Ahww you were such a cutie when you were little :)

[DannDann360]

I don't understand why people think baby pictures are embarrassing... You can't even remember doing it and everyone was a baby at some time. It just doesn't make sense to me.

[lambarini]

i remember to much embarrassing things from my childhood....

[TicklezzzxD]

my entire childhood was embarrassing because i was a weird little tomboy girl :P.

i had too many imaginary friends, played with bugs, didnt talk much at all >.<.

one time me n my twin took a "shower" with our parents' jumbo box of cornflakes! got so many more stories xD.

[1tazjaz1]

I covered myself from head to knees in my mums red lipstick.

Lets never speak of this again xD

[oldermvs]

My mum used to dress me up in those little velvet dress and nylons for church which I hated. After church one day I went to use the bathroom, everybody would mingle in the main hall when church is over. I walked out and they all turned to look at me and were silent. I turned to see where exactly they were looking and trailing into the bathroom was toilet paper stuck in my nylons. That was a mortifying day. My friends still love to bring it up and we are all 19 I was 5 when that happened =__=

[blingblingshineshine]

His voice is addictive

[TGIBry]

I swear you told us that story...

[emogirl1102]

@TGIBry he did 

[SparkleLover20]

Those aren't embarrassing photos! They are cute :)

[psychadela]

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I used to wear a lot of dresses when I was little, and they were the dresses that would have the ties on the side so you can make a bow in the back. One day I was playing with the ties and I was wrapping them around the chair I was sitting in. A few moments later my teachers said it was time for recess and when I attempted to get up, i just fell right back into the chair. The teacher realized I had tied myself to the chair and had to help me un-do the knots(:

[TheLollollypop]

you speaks similar to my best friend ;D i love her and you too!!..not in that way

[abigailkristina]

I found you from SortedFood! You are hilarious!

[omgmadelineomg]

I bit my little brothers toe when he came home from the hospital because i didnt want to share my mom (: i was only 2

[minyme43]

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[minyme43]

i had a tiger costume when i wo little lol :)

[EDITinGAMING]

BRILLIANT :)

[esscookbabes]

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[66beks77]

I swear you've told both those stories before.

[DizBird95]

you were such a cute baby :3 explains why your cute now!! :D will post my video response soon :) x

[ambyrlinn]

aaaaaaawwwwwwwww

[d9229r]

when i first started school, i remember i used to invite my teachers over for tea parties

[xMarte94]

Haha those pictures are so cute :D

When I was about 3 years old apparently I took a broken christmas ball and I started scratching the sofa with it, so the leather got torn at one place.. Oops xD

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[EmiliaBlank]

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[EmiliaBlank]

Alright, one of the top comments has 2 thumbs.....I'm sure I can beat that.

[Phenomanomify]

I'm being completely honest, not just because I'm a fan but you're one of the cutest Youtubers I've ever ever seen :)

[musicalgirl199]

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[Stormriver155]

I was 13 & training at my gymnastics club. I was doing cast to handstand on the high bar with loops attach to my wrist and the bar. At the time it was summer so was just wearing my leotard shorts and nothing else. Then my so called friend came up behind me and pulled down my shorts and of course I had nothing under them. The worst thing was because I was attach to the bar I could not release myself quick enough to cover up. So I was just hanging there. Now that was embarrassing.

[sheissham]

i remember when me and my brother some of his friends and family ect.

we was going to see england v. the rest of the world - i fink its called that. and i was 7.

i was going to hold my brothers hand but i wasnt looking and i held his friends hand. obviosly i was creasing. really bad.!

[endlesslemon]

When I was in nursery and about 4 I remember hitting someone with a plastic shovel because they were being mean to me XD Strangely I'm not really an aggressive person :P

[CatotheCensor1]

The first effort I made at learning to cook was a box mix cake and box mix frosting. I wasn't watching, and accidentally mixed the dry ingredients of the frosting with the oil, water, and eggs needed in the cake mix. Needless to say, there was no cake THAT night!

[LiviTheNerd]

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[stephanieweedy]

awww cute pictures alfie! aha

[xMontageNationx]

anyone else search the chicken nugget challenge? haha

[lozzylotte]

There's many videos of me when I was a child that are very embarrassing and I will NEVER let anyone see other than the other people in it. And I am afraid I cannot describe my amazing fancy dress costumes in words, sorry <3

[gbfilmproductions]

Awesome video Alfie! I also got a book of photos from 0-18 for my 18th!

[RosiePosie2503]

You're not allowed to run in swimming pools! Naughty Alfie ;)

[Verdura1412]

When I was about 9 years old I and a friend pretended to be "cat-doctors" and covered my cat with sunscreen

[parrisdaley]

A couple of years ago I was standing with some friends in a hall full of people. Then out of nowhere, my old best friend fly kicked me and I fell on my hands and knees then slid across the floor whilst making a female tennis player noise (covers eyes) ah the shame.

[andrsdtz]

cute pictures alfie, not really that embarassing :P

[Beccaandhan]

<3 when i was like 2 (i think..) i was like really cheeky:') and one day.. i went up to my mums room, and tok this tub.. i then went back downstairs with it, and covered myself in it all.. turns out, the tub was filled with some sort of FOOT cream.. i smuthered it all over myself.. and all over the carpet, let alone we had just got new carpet and we had to replace it all.. my mum took a picture of me aswell. cringe.. ^_^ loveyoualfie:') <3

[jazzyman888]

When I was 5 or 6 I was sitting in the bath and my mum had left a razor at the side and well..me being me shaved my left eyebrow off completely xD It grew back fine though and you can't notice it.

[TheGinge1998]

when i was like 3-4 i pretended I was a dog, and went to the toilet on the grass outside-.-

[megzismental14]

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love ur videos alfie xx

[PinkPower43]

I had a Lala dressup off Teletubbies and my mum always made me wear it for family parties and around shopping. (Don't ask) quite depressing really. although, my brother had a Tinky Winky one. we're 15 and 16 now.. so you know. grown out of it really thank god :D x

[HarryPluckrosee]

and 1 more story, i was about 3 and i had one of these trycicles and i pooed myself on one and rode all my poo around the garden -_-

[HarryPluckrosee]

this is quite scary, i was 2 and i somehow got outside of my house into the road, and i crawled and a car was soeeding at me, i couldnt do anything so i just stayed there and the car road over me, but it didnt hit me i somehow didn't get hit or hurt, quite cool.

[Lala16ss]

NOOOO you're only 18 ? -.-.

[hooversom]

Also when i was about that same age (probably 1-3 yrs actually) i was sitting in the bathtub with my sister and i suddenly had to pee... so my .... uhm my "Blower" went a Little up and i peed all over my sister and she screamed...

[hooversom]

When i was about 3 or 4 i was holding a carton of milk & fruit (it's milk with a fruity taste and it's thicker then regular milk) and my sister who was about 7 years old then was dressed up in a white dress and felt all pretty and she was smiling... and i have no idea why but i threw almost the whole carton over her... :S

[shootingstars1511]

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[AGEproductionsLTD]

I went to my great granddads funeral, and as they were carrying the coffin in, i sat in the middle of the Aisle and said "Mum, what's in the box?"

[frankietmb]

I can't really think of anything embarrassing, but i found you in that tiger costume really cute:)

[jennimeh]

<3 :D

[Sophsta04]

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[helloitsmasterhulk]

hey buddy (Matt Dean from skype here) ... great video :D <3 I have some pretty embarrasing photos of me haha ... no chance of a video though :P

[alicetheskittlekid]

<3

[HannahJ1203]

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[judithkent111]

Naaaawwww cute

[xxsydneyy]

I attempted to ride a skateboard when i was younger and i didn't know how to stop.. so i hit the garage door... :D than I got up and ran away?? not really sure why :D

[crstalitez]

AWWW ALFIE YOURE SO CUTE!!!

[RuthieGee1]

wow! 0 dislikes keep it up guys!! xx

[MrsMars85]

You haven't changed! :')

[yasminluvsjb]

Oh and an embarrassing story from when in was younger- I sleep walk too and my parents told me that I was in the kitchen next to the cubord and my mum asked me what I was doing and I replied "I'm going to the toilet" ..... Really embarrassing but hey ho :) xxxxx

[popskidooski]

omg that picture of you as the mummy is SO cute! you look the same!!!

[ForeverYoursBM]

you were sooooooo adorable! and you still are ;) <3

[Jessfm18]

2 words! major awwwwwww!!! <3

[HarryUBeast1]

LOVE U

[RachelSuperBook]

hahaa, you were so sweeet! <33

[BigBlackButton]

@pointlessblog i know im always there haha:)

[carbear92]

Oops -3

[maarthaTV]

please subscribe to me, looked at ur tweet think i might of made it ( next ternty comments get a response)

[carbear92]

-3

[PaulaB339]

you should apply for big brother 2012!!!

[SNDERS123]

you were a cute child! and still are :)

[FlexedJBMuscles]

awh you're such a cutiee! <3

[tigger2244]

liked the video, made me smile.

i enjoy watching your videos

[THEemmalem]

Love it! :') I will deffo do a response :) <3

[FayLordingg]

When I Was 5 I Told My Mum That I Was Old Enough To Get Changed For School On My Own Without Her Help, It Was Summer So I Had A Summer Dress On, And Forgot To Put My Pants On. Boy Were Chasing Me Round The School Field All Day Trying To Lift Up My Dress. So I Resorted To Hiding In A Tree For The Rest Of The Day.

[DipsyPC]

@FayLordingg Write properly. D:

[FayLordingg]

@DipsyPC Its Just The Way I Write? Get Over It.

[DipsyPC]

@FayLordingg You write grammatically incorrect.

[EmiliaBlank]

@DipsyPC That sentence, my friend, wasn't exactly the most intelligent either.

[FayLordingg]

@EmiliaBlank Thanks Lol I Dont Get The Point In People Like That >.>

[DipsyPC]

@EmiliaBlank ... and why's that, my dear?

[EmilSM64]

@FayLordingg OMG I MET U AGAIN, and i hate the way you write ):

[FayLordingg]

@EmilSM64 You Met Me Again? When Did You Meet Me The First Time?

[EmilSM64]

@EmilSM64 Sam pepper's Minecraft vid with Mark Ludford or something :/

[minyme43]

@FayLordingg that happend to a boy that went to my school when he was 6/7 we had PE and boys and girls got changed together so everyone saw his thingy

[Clayaa123]

Ok I quoted a bit wrong but hey you get the idea lol

[polgatenutter]

do you know frankie cocozza?

[yasminluvsjb]

Your brilliant, and you follow me on twittiter (@YasminGarrad) which is amazing, your so funny, first video I watched of yours was the Harry potter one with Sam pepper and watched all of your videos since, keep making videos because we love them, #alfanforever

[polgatenutter]

my brother was angry with my mum and dad so he took my dirty nappy off and put it at the back of the oven, when they found it, it was all cooked and disgusting :P

[Clayaa123]

"this is probably, no wait, this is going to be embarrassing"

[maracujaRs]

aww... this is actually so cute =)

[skinsrule2008]

your videos always make me laugh :) 

[CaraNicole96]

i'd love that book when i turn 18! love you alfie, still do that meet and greet in brighton!xoxo

[Georgie29X]

TIGER ONSIE

[3randomteens]

aww I love you alfie and your so brave for doing this :p

[emdog200]

awwwww soo cute :D

[p3trunebeck]

I love you Alfie x

[Georgie29X]

this is so cute, baby photos ;)

[shootingstars1511]

I LOVE YOU OKAY <3

[MeganSmiles079]

your so cool;) love you alfie^.^

[PaulaB339]

aww you're so cute. i love your videos!

[PointlessBlog]

@nerdingz Yeah i am haha

[MusicsTheWord]

This is the most funniest story of my life!, when i was in about year 2 i wanted to give someone a necklace for their birthday, but i didnt know what box to put it in, i was going round my house looking and i found a small white box, not taking notice of what the box was for i put the necklace in and wrapped it up, when i got to school the person un wrapped the present and in massive letters on the box i saw the word 'TAMPONS' i nearly DIED!

[PointlessBlog]

@MusicsTheWord AHHHH I would have been sooo embarrassed !

[MusicsTheWord]

@PointlessBlog It was, i was like ***** wheres the bin !

[laurencomben]

this is so funny:') love you alfieee :*

[PointlessBlog]

@laurencomben ^__^ thankss