Walker told me I have Aids

[drnipper1]

haha this shit is one of the funniest videos on youtube.

[MrConshunce]

Haley Joel...say it ain't so!

[Derby14]

When you're in Texas look behind you...

[BiggCojones]

Chuck Norris doesn´t get AIDS, AIDS gets Chuck Norris

[MrRcheek]

what happens in TEXAS stays in TEXAS...

[supramanz]

Chuck Norris is a doctor now? lol

[Ichiboy900]

"It's okay Aunt Alex, I have Aids. Walker told me I'm a man now."

[xrxaxnxnoble]

@Ichiboy900 no it's "it's ok aunt alex i'm a man now" then she kisses him on the cheak then he says "walker told me i have aids" poor haley :(

[skipsanders12345]

When I'm feeling down and blue...I watch this and I immediately get a spring in my step.

[andreasdrg]

Honestly now, WHY does he say that?!

[dudewalkers2]

What the fuck happens afterwards?

[Rosvolainen]

@dudewalkers2 Walker gets arrested for child molestation and intentionally spreading a STD.

[Mills117]

i was forced to like this video.......chuck norris is always watching

[manutd94fanman]

Does the kid have aids or what? Funny as shit either way.

[jakefifa]

-Gulie Theme Plays-

[onedoomedspacemarine]

"It's ok I'm a man now! Because Walker told me that catching AIDS through the ass makes me one"

[xrxaxnxnoble]

@onedoomedspacemarine no his mom had aids when she was pregnant for him and he cot it from her when she was pregnant for him

[link000000]

when Chuck Norris said you have AIDS....You have fucking AIDS god damn it!

[rockkong1]

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SAYS YOU HAVE AIDS, YOU HAVE AIDS DAMMIT!

[plopsikel]

who is this kid ???

[Kindahuge]

@plopsikel 6th sense?

[postle4]

@plopsikel Dood, Haley Joel Osment. The 6th Sense, AI: Artificial Intelligence, Secondhand Lions, he even voiced Sorra in the Kingdom Hearts games. Need I name off more?

[dafunk1994]

@puppysnott No I didn't, and I just saw the moon last night for the first time.

[puppysnott]

did anyone notice how big his teeth was?

[NoahKbhN]

I see dead people... At my "How to Cope With Aids Support Group"

[digge546]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[MyselfTheThird]

Anyone know what episode this is from?

[MrCN86]

@MyselfTheThird This scene is from episode called "Lucas".

[RoyalHustler09]

The most fucked up thing to hear from Chuck Norris himself.

[HeyLookItsAdam]

thats the kid from pay it forward..

[daven58100]

@HeyLookItsAdam Hope he doesn't plan on paying "that" forward.

[mattwu911]

No his mom Jenny had AIds and forrest had to raise him. 

[GOBbluthagain]

" i'm a man now" ... pretty much sums up how he got aids.

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

Chuck Norris said I had Chuck Norrisitis. I told him that doesn't exist. Now I'm in the emergency room with a roundhouse kick related injury to my face. The diagnosis? Chuck Norrisitis.

[atree496]

@FattyMcFatfatty89 Lier, you would be dead if that happened.

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@atree496 comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[atree496]

@FattyMcFatfatty89 Even though you can't read this because Chuck Norris got you, Chuck Norris kills people who try and force actions in his name. I am just stating the above fact.

[thewhiterave]

His teeth are SO HUGE

[rockkong1]

you cant find chuck norris on google he finds you!

[zigzug1993]

It's Joe Miller!

[SuperTongpo]

It sounds like Walker made him a man while simultaneously giving him AIDS.

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

@SuperTongpo Chuck can't have aids, he can't even catch the flu. He is immune to everything.

[AirborneMuffins]

norris told him he has aids, therefore, he has aids

[kenttaylor1961]

Never watched this show. So, I don't get it...

[bokxybabee]

lol i like how the lady kisses Walker before even the little boy

[andrewleenungester]

LMFAO

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

does anyone else realize walker rubbing the kids shoulder while he says he has aids?

[Mugzy619]

When Chuck Norris Tells You You Have Aids, YOU HAVE AIDS

[jrzy49]

Surprise :D

[Uglefaen]

'i'm a man now'

and then... 'walker told me I had AIDS'

anybody else see how wrong that sounds

[redcat10]

@Uglefaen hahah i have been saying that to everyone who saw this clip lol

[xena1fan]

@Uglefaen

Oh god, YES! That's what makes it so hilarious!

[criticalmushroom]

wtf is wrong with his teeth! Is that because of the aids?

[btstrt]

the "i'm a man now" part makes it even more disturbing

[NESherv]

HOLY SHIT that came out of nowhere!

[FlipThisChorme]

Wait what the hell happened leading up to his? did he really have aids? what did he get it from?

[cotybarker]

@FlipThisChorme His mother had aids when she gave birth to him.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

So how exactly did this play out? Was the kids doctor too much of a pussy to tell the kid, so he called up Chuck Norris?!?!?! Thats kinda overkill isnt it? I mean you'd think he'd tell the kids parents....then have them break the news to the kid. But no this doc, must've said 'screw that, Im going straight to Chuck Norris...he's such a bad-ass that he LIKES telling little kids they are gonna die!'

[onemanarmy675]

PLAY HIM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!

[eplaughlin]

@HippieKnight. couldnt have said it better myself.

[MaxxTheSlash]

Chuck Norris's beard is actually a merkin. He can't function without another man's pubes on his face.

[poop333x2]

hahahahahahahaha he made him a man by giving him aids XD XD

[davionic2]

sdia evah I em dlot reklaw

[deanano]

I wish Haley Joel Osmond DID have AIDS.

Too strong?

[raymondluxury]

@deanano

Too soon?!

[amelodysoftlysoaring]

@deanano maybe a lil?

[Nombombs]

YOU GOT AIDS

[Fuseskateteam]

wtf?

[shaundaniels24]

So walker turned him into a man by giving him AIDS?!

[BishopHatto]

He told the kid he has Aids and then the kids finds out hes got Aids! Wow!

[TheDudeLebowskee]

this show is fucking ridiculously retarded,

and that cowboy dude is the "Die a Beet-is" guy

[pullt]

No...Wilford Brimley is the "beetus" guy

That actor is Noble Willingham, a regular cast member of the show.

[cruise03]

ironically, chuck norris can cure aids... but he won't... not while there are still "total gym's" to sell

[SoadLrg]

hahahahahaha

[bobolob]

The only man more powerful than Chuck Norris is in fact Conan O'Brien!

[DTuriTuri]

@bobolob

are you retardeD?

[bobolob]

@DTuriTuri Clearly. Thanks for asking.

[invadr1]

is this shit real?

[airadoz]

ya cant "die" from aids

[Sagemaster00]

cause only real men have aids

[scoobysnack702]

weener cunt dick lick

[kenko180]

unfortunately the only known cure for aids is a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris, however the result of the kick would more than likely kill everyone in a 3mile radius

[DylanTownesDrake]

" Pardon my french but... I'll be damned"

[FeroGotBalls]

rofl

[DangerousBastard]

Walker got a sick sense of humour! lol

[SoulReaperPsycho]

And now youve got aids

[AbandonAllCulture]

The kid didn't really have aids. Walker just thinks that kind of shit is funny.

[TEAMLAVERACK]

hahahaa. i like that people are so concerned about some character that has aids. its not real, haha

[BigFanDaysOfOurLives]

anybody know where to find the full episode of this one?

[Cornholio1776]

he had aids because he had sex with a big black man

[Alban165]

What happened to that small boy. Why he have AIDS? I thinK it is sad. Isn' t ?Which episode is it ?

[Liekkek]

he got aids because he was sat in a truck next to that faggot who everyone bums called chuck norgis

[steven5roberts]

now chuck norris is after you remember if you cant see him... run

[Liekkek]

if i cant see him i'll know him by his trampy smell since he probably doesnt even have any money left

[steven5roberts]

walker doesnt need money if he needs something he takes it and no one says anything.

[Liekkek]

yeah he takes dick and no one says shit for fear of catching herpes off him

[asaw94]

lol

[HippieKnight]

He has AIDS because anytime Chuck Norris says something, it becomes a reality.

[vizzez]

HAHAHHA

[DeathOfChaos]

That is so true... o.0

[adamtr1121]

this is sad

[fistforfight]

Why did the kid have aids? lol

[shakwar]

Cause Chuck Norris sodomized him

[durprince]

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT?!

[GoldenZealot21]

He dies in the second part of the episode.

[adamtr1121]

u'll find out whenn ur a little oldrer,or ask you mom and dad

[ValkyrieMoon]

Because Walker wills it, so shall it be.

[fishdeathisftw]

in the begining their was nothing: and than chuck norris kicked that nothings ass and said get a job... hence the creation of the universe

[ashlovespokemon]

I love Hayle, even when he says he has aids lol ^.^

[MiffedSquirrel]

Holy shit that kid has teeth...

[The111DooD]

What is this about, this doesn't sound right.

[videosensei]

this was funny on conan

[baysta]

i'm a man now.. and now i have aids? :O haha.i wonder what happened ._.

[imskilled76]

thats what i thought

[DrackyA]

0:44 Play Him Out Keyboard cat, play him out.

[robacc18]

play haley off, keyboard cat!

[Voltechs]

WTF I thought Chuck's tears cured AIDS. He's holding out on you, kid.

[hasan1riaz]

He never cries

[homestar92]

Chuck's tears cure Cancer. You need a 60/40 combination of his blood/sweat to cure AIDS.

[Makinoija]

On what occasion would he bleed?

[sasukeuzumaci]

when he wills it

[unamuno42]

everybody knows that when chuck's tears hit the ground they turn into AID's curing jelly beans! Every color of the rainbow.

[maestroman7]

But he has never, nor will he ever cry. Thus aids will never be cured!

[SuperDisser]

chuck norris's man juice cures all diseases and a can even impregnate men.

[swiftknife5005]

HOLY SHIT

[oAngrySalado]

play him out cat.

[emjohnson5]

what a cut....i'm sure it was totally relevant to the episode.

check out those teeth on

[DeathTriumphant]

I Love the AIDS

[Muffinmanv2]

I had AIDS once.

[xRIKTERx]

i had it twice...god do i love being white....

[A3RIO]

i love aids

[Dingpwns]

Well that's one way to change the mood of the conversation

[yaychella]

love haley joel osment and walker's matching mullets! hahah

[lambert2193]

"It's okay, I'm a man now, Uncle Walker deflowered me--I see dead penises"

[alterEgO2322]

his teeth are huuuuuge

[CTproductions01]

if walker tells u u have aids

its very true

and it is very likely that you have abnoxiously large teeth that just scream half-beaver half-man

[NoxNoctisUmbra]

If Chuck Norris tells you that you have aids, you have aids..

[jokey1134]

"Walker told me I have AIDS.......and he also told me about how I shuda worn a rubber ......... and how it was my own fault........then he roundhouse kicked me in the face........its still sore...."

[courtorderedsuicide]

LMFAOSHMGH

laughingmyassofsohardmyguthurt­s.

that was all one word btw.

[courtorderedsuicide]

oh wow, i'm gonna burn in hell for that one..

[AustinPwndU]

LMFGDAO!

[NPBLAZE]

dude i almost pissed my pants when i seen this, it was totally unexpected hahaha

[andrewleenungester]

lol this is the greatest clip ever and i hated tht show with a passion

[heavyweightchampion]

OMFG, I thought Conan got Chuck Norris to film this earlier in the day, this was an actual fucking episode

LMFAO

[yazach35]

LOL i peed my self laughing when i saw this on connan obrein

[Switchblade47]

my god that kid has huge teeth.  I don't blame chuck for telling him has AIDS, i would have done the same thing.

[mdluddite]

I think the kid's Cherokee Animal Spirit Guide is a woodchuck.

[JesusFister]

Walker gave me AIDS.

[ffmusicdj]

... WHAT?!

[GreatestOfAllTime5]

HAHHAHAHAHHA.

[LosTimeProductions]

LMFAO!!!!!

[ihave2examstomorrow]

that had NOTHING to do with anything. at all.

[njaffar]

I see dead people..... with aids?

[79uglydemons]

wtf?

[evil13b]

why would walker say such things!!!! haha