RILEY MCILWAIN: SAVIOR OF HUMANITY!

[TheDakotapacman]

Ummmmm............ Your son is adorable

[fundude37]

I meant mcllwain

[fundude37]

@RileyMO730 you should fix the title of the video because it says MCILWAIN and it's MCALWAIN

[LeafBlader12]

@MichaelJavert13 I evolved to have 2 ears so i can tell where sound is coming from and I don't need a mouth to type.

[sithmastur]

I watched this and my brother started speaking in tongue in the next room.

[pcclanrocks]

awesome

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[BradleyLai2]

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[noonoo121]

OzzFest poster! +100 respect

[Sevntyler]

You dog the bible. Im unsubscribe

[rcfirebird69]

@Sevntyler realy dude.. ur a retard.....were still here lmao......and ur still a retard.. and the bible is still bullshit...

[alinaraquel2104]

so the world didn't end but since saturday my fucking cellphone doesn't work

[TheGreenr10]

judgement day has passed and no one died yay

[LeafBlader12]

@MichaelJavert13 Fleas don't have an I.Q. dumbass! They have a central nervous system not a brain. And by the way; I'm pretty sure you're the troll here.

[EliteSolaris]

Riley has saved us from Judgement Day

[LeafBlader12]

@MichaelJavert13 The only question he asked you was a rhetorical one (moron).

[robman497]

@MichaelJavert13

Uh, I'm fairly sure I asked it properly, and I'm fairly sure I have all the appropriate functions of an intelligent being. There is nothing wrong with profanity either, America is the ONLY country that has that big of a problem with people cussing. Who really cares? Now, I never said you weren't talking to Riley, but I was questioning your ability to process information. You are a fucking idiot, see? Now I'm not being respectful. Read a fucking book you worthless piece of shit.

[xxxVJ300xxx]

You can touch more then my heart... wait what...

[RileyM0730]

so we lived...nice

[ClarionCoder51]

@RileyM0730 You didn't actually believe that old fart, did you?

[sinnoh2014]

@RileyM0730 you fuckin dumbass bitch!!!! u lied.... on the first part that was sarcastic. P.S. Peekaboo! Ryan will know what it is

[robman497]

@MichaelJavert13

McDonalds hasn't killed anyone... It's the people being lazy. There have been documentary's of people eating nothing but McDonalds for a set amount of time, and actually losing weight. Also, even if they did kill people... where the fuck did you come up with billions? The population is only (correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't looked this up in awhile) 6.9 billion. If McDonalds had killed BILLIONS, the human population would be devastated. Moron.

[JohnnyConthismofo]

@MichaelJavert13 McDonalds doesn't kill people, when was the last time McDonalds was charged with murder? Correct me if I am wrong, but people can choose to eat McDonalds or not, do spoons make people fat? Do guns kill people? I am just wondering how you can think McDonalds kills people.

[xOscarIGZx]

Thank you our savior Riley lol

[jeremyshaw]

Well, we made it. No shit, right?

[jeremyshaw]

All praise the new saviour! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! XD hahaha! You crack me so up, Riley! HAAAAAAAAAAAA BISKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Shadowinair1]

It is currently 11:28 PM, and I am dead, :F

[nintendork64]

No thanks. I'm good. I'll stay on earth and have some fun without religous nuts. :)

[solcario2]

inari did have a little pact with god

he put 2 little foxes of each flavour on that boat

so thats why im still here today

those 2 little foxes have something to do with me

i am a furry

[71tofu]

@solcario2 ha, lol.

[yx1314]

lol

[SubWalkthrough]

YEAH THERE'S REALLY A FLOOD AT THE MOMENT (sarcasm) it hasn't rained for over 2 weeks and still no rain today

[Infamy360Productions]

@Bujar1961 lol that's how thats how the story of noah's ark started.

[DisneyShows2011]

I've always wanted to date Miley Cyrus. oh wait, I already did that...

[stylemonkey17]

LOL XD

[RileyM0730]

@theawesomestawesomer its from my webcam...watch some earlier vids the situation is explained

[janetlc69]

LOL DONE AND DONE!! YES! IM SAVED!

[piratecheese13]

GOD DAMN IT IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW!

[kickerpunter]

I do believe in God and all that stuff, but this is still one of my favorite quotes: "The Bible is the #1 Best Selling Science Fiction Novel of All Time." haha

[cal920c]

have the girl i like for an all night love experience

[timmis5]

sarcasm, much

[bigjr20]

If I believed the end of the world stuff, I guess my last request would be to have all my debts payed.

[NoHeadsProduction]

The world will not end tomorrow. Jesus was too poor to afford a diary, or writing utensils. Case solved, theory disproved, I win. World lives, fuck con artists and aztecs. :)

[Glockenator]

Fucking retards. The world isn't going to end. It was just some con artist seeing how much money they could make off of gullible idiots

[Ninroo]

If we survive this, were still fucked next year with the aztecs

[ScatMonkey777]

I don't have facebook/twitter...I'm screwed.

[EliteSolaris]

i dont have twitter so can i just do 3 out of 4

[Pwnzjoomom]

Awesome Ozzfest poster!

[MyCoolAimName1]

.......am I the only one who kinda secretly hopes that the world ends in a Zombie apocalypse? ...I know I could survive it. 

[zombiedragon12]

@MyCoolAimName1 you are not the only one

[Pokelucelop]

i can feel the vibes already *o*

[Shellewell]

WIN VIDEO

[codyhuber45]

/watch?v=gnP88jJU1Yg

[AxrlVids]

This whole world ending thing is a load of bs ( also the zombie apocalypse thing) and it is just a giant publicity stunt for the dudes radio show and the christianity religion. And if the world ended and I was left behind I would go all siding with daemons so I would live as one of lucifers children because god hates you if he leaves you behind with no salvation to god.

[sfighter991]

Are you Kidding, with you as our savior, THERE IS NO JUDGMENT DAY!!!

[kingpiccolo101]

i think there would be a mutch bigger warning if the world was ending tommorow like random explosions, more 10 magnitude earthquakes giant volcanos explodeing and erupting and doing things and rampaging dogs and things.

[Yellow13Firestorm]

Marvin the Martian probbaly said it best for what's going on tomarrow.

"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!"

[gman7466cool]

i want to have a good birthday tommorow.

[arazpalanciyan]

@gman7466cool Happy birthday ^^

[cromotocciano]

if i can get sex with a hot gurl im following u ASAP.

and i want a helicopter

[freshstartcomedy]

I tried to "Favorite" this video, but my antivirus flagged it for phishing...

[JinzoDefiler]

Cant i just donate 5 dollars like any other religion?

[Roluth]

Save us Riley!!!

[clubfoote1960]

Yes, Reverend Riley, Just kidding,

(Have a good weekend and that goes out to the the other youtube members too,)

[TheMarcman123]

get a twitter or account or go to hell

i chose hell

[arazpalanciyan]

The bible does not say that the world will end tomorrow it says that the world will end and only god knows when , it was just some priest from somewhere in the U.S.A. of course that said something and now everyone is talking about , no offense bro but pls do your research first

[cheeseshoes]

@arazpalanciyan the preist said it came from the bible and some retards believe him so they say its in the bible and thats what riley is mocking

[arazpalanciyan]

@cheeseshoes lol i see

[insaneman3000]

Don't Believe What The Bible Tell's You.

[Wolfman6999]

I believe in god but...ummm I ain't dieing tomorrow! Kay? :)

[NorwayGuy100Gaming]

I will go to the store and begin to steel when I see a demon comes for killing me.

[JamesLongpaw]

they said they same thing in 1994. also as many of us have stated, the bible states that no man shall no know when judgment day will happen.

[ILOVEKATIE96]

The Bible does NOT say judgement day is tomorrow. It actually says no one will know when the judgement day will come...

[EastAngliaUK]

9 people are going to die tomorrow

[macandcheese366]

follow me on fb? FRIEND ME ON TWITTER?

[deathklok02]

just wont to say hi

[kazooga1234]

its tell your friends tell your naighbors and tell randy gonzallis (prob misspelt)

also i dont thumbs up vid ever

[KandiKilljoy]

All hail our savior!!!! :D

[kazooga1234]

i missed the live show because i was asleep and ha bisky upload

[zainadlr]

hahaha! you said "Follow me on FaceBook, Friend me on twitter"

[aualga]

Look people, calm down alright, the world ISN'T going to end tomorrow this prediction was made by a protestant who took the bible to an extreme and he attempted this once before in 1994. So this, like 2012, is a load of crap!

[cod5x]

So if its a zombie apocalypse Riley you should meet me in Foxborough at Bass Pro. We can hold out there.

[talset2480]

Hey....I'm like 10 minutes out of Boston....Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! I shall join your army!

[ProductionsByEvan]

Thank you for saving us Riley!! :D



[BreeLeigh15]

OH MY GOD.I'M SAVED :'D

[MinishSword]

The God crap killed it.

[EdLippincott]

you go from serious religious figure to angry bostonian flawlessly. I love it.

[STEVGOT11]

i wont 30 pounds of cheese 

[canucktheclown]

Riley, you said it backwards... You should have said friend you on Facebook and follow you on Twitter... This whole doomsday talk is bullshit...

[crescentrolls90]

Looooooooooooool. This just made my day. xD

[buttercupisevil]

Follow on Facebook? Friend on Twitter? Oh darn. =/

[rangeless]

Watching your future videos. Darn, looks like there won't be anymore videos. *sarcasm*

[SuperEvilRat]

may 21 is my birthday

[W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

@SuperEvilRat You dooomed us all! (Happy Birthday!)

[Cittykat27]

@SuperEvilRat Happy Birthday, December 21st is mine xD 12/21/12 I will be 21. Oh world.

[fairplaychris]

I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow. It's my birthday dammit.

[nutterz13]

hmmmmmmmm..... nothings happend in the first 3 hours of the 21st of may 2011... i call HOAX!!!!

[lumpmasta]

Time to loot the after rapture!

[SpartanStig117]

when the bible said one day is as a thousand years it didn't mean literally it ment a long period of time, it also said no man knows the day not even Jesus so i dont think we have to worry just yet. And it was funny btw :-)

[ShammyWoWLoL]

Sex with Jessica Alba. And Megan Fox. GIEF RILEY GIEF.

[MrPinkNotPurple]

Savior with an ozzfest poster. Nice !

[Thatguyinyourclass]

Riley, this is why I love you, you and I think a lot alike . As a catholic who has read the bible, not even I believes that everything in is true and should be taken literately. This is probably one of your better videos. But you are wrong I just want to L.A. Noire. Well here's hoping we live to Sunday, which we will.

[ArobeeTV]

I wonder how many people are foolish enough to actually believe in the whole "end of the world" thing on the 21st. It's ridiculous... I MEAN WHAT?! END OF THE WORLD?! PANIC!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[rejekt31292]

Riley+Isiah Mustafa voice=Jesus???

[fuzzfoot]

Is It a Good Idea to Microwave the End of the World? Let's find out!

or you coud make another 3 Steps To Success with Jon:

1) Rapture

2) Armageddon

3) Pie

[11gillman]

I looked and it said civilization would end not the earth. There is a difference between the two.

[TheCrazybatty]

Riley McIlwain eating and crapping out hearts to save humanity...Thank you Riley I shall sleep well knowing that I am saved...Oh crap forgot to fave it DAMMIT IT!!! :)

[TheCrazybatty]

I wonder how many people thought this was serious? LMAO awesome job.

[jja1990]

You should have ended it with "I'm on a horse"

[gangrel247]

@jja1990 idk why i was thinking he should do that too

[coldfire0007]

save us riley!!! the world cant end so soon, i have plans next week

[mimmim3]

ALL of you know deep down that there will not be any judgement tomorrow and if you thing that there will be go and do whatever but it will not happen anyway

still Riley your great no matter what happens you will always be great

[imsofly74]

na i want to die this plant kinda suck see u ... want theres no after life :D

[blindambition]

Heard about this on the news last night and im still laughing about it today the group is known as Family Record..and i feel the powa! if indeed this happens my lifes in your hands sir LOL. And if and when this does not happen we should all give a big Nelson Muntz style Haw Haw at this group for being wrong. Great video Riley!

[brokinwand92]

tomorrow is my graduation day......

[aidenurman]

Been the 21 for 2 hrs now :D

[Fr0styCZ]

srsly, what are you about to do about that end?...are you gonna microwave the demons or teach us how to swim?

[gp3159]

Riley? Are you being freaking serious right now? You have 50,000 subscribers! Unless you have a stomach the size of Rhode Island, taking a bite out of everyone's heart before tomorrow is simply impossible. I would recommend smoothies, you might be able to get through more "chunks" of peoples' hearts. Just sayin'...

[dieterus99]

It is not possible, because it won't be May 21st everywhere on earth the same time. That means that judgement day won't be the same tíme everywhere.

[RileyM0730]

@111111shredder OK....bye

[climate22]

religious people are so dumb...

[Ventusnovus]

If nothing happens tomorrow then I will say this.  HaHa life goes on by Nelson Munts

[phox1515]

My last request is that everyone who really believes the world is going to end tomorrow come to me on Sunday morning so i can laugh in their face.

[BRtheDEMON]

Bahahhahaha! This is classic. I request more videos like this!

[trickroomftw]

Will your army's warcry be HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABISKY!!!­!?

[YesImInThisVid12]

haha u said follow me up fb and friend me on twitter, its the other way around friend me on fb, and follow me on twitter, just sayin=/

[ItsDianaSkye]

Save us Riley please!

[FPSunderscoreSam]

Its the 21 in Australia, nothing happened. Hello from the future!

[hewhowalksbehindrows]

@FPSunderscoreSam so how does that work do u see games before us over here in canada. if so can u watch the game then fly to canada then place a 1000 bet and win?

[FPSunderscoreSam]

@hewhowalksbehindrows Sure why not.

[clarkkent999]

Lord Riley, save us!

[kotosama]

It's okay Riley, I thought it was funny, this whole thing is a crock of shit, I asked a christian friend, and even she said it was stupid.

[romodrummerjz]

yesterday is not judgement day the Bible says jesus will come and judge his ppl when no one expects it. he will come like a thief

[fullofhope]

I always wanted to feel how it was like to own everything you ever wanted. Would you stop wanting things? or just feel accomplished?

[spyridonas23]

i think the whole world is gonna end is true... SOOOOOOO WILL PSN BE DOWN AGAIN ???? OR XBL ??? OMG THATS MY WORLD AND WILL END !!!

[WeBeDaClan]

thank you my savior of the universe i see things so clearly now.

lmao its funny that people actually believe we're gonna die tomorrow

[lin90210]

are you going to stay behind and fight until the the world is destroyed? =D will join your army

[RileyM0730]

@lin90210 I will be here until the last demon is thwarted by my awesome might...nobody or no thing can stop the R3 Army! AROUUUUU AROUUUUU

[Jtangel27]

@RileyM0730 HABISKYYYY!!

[BatDude27]

the title lies

[RileyM0730]

@BatDude27 No it's not...if you like me then you won't die tomorrow /sarcasm

[SubWalkthrough]

is this true cos then i won't get paid for my paperround

[KimTaura]

Not funny, but good try.

[RileyM0730]

@KimTaura no I think it was funny...my try was superb

[CliffDiverBOA]

I want to give you a high five right as the world goes all ka-boom!

[tranzeagle]

Whatever your on, I want some. So I can be insane with everybody else.

[kristoffers0n]

A voice on a computer screen telling me things?

Seems legit.

haha.

Also I'm not liking how this relationship works. You can touch/eat my heart but I can't do the same? unfair.

:'c

[UnfortunatelyScene]

Please don't mock religion, I actually like you.

[TimsVlogs]

@UnfortunatelyScene I dont think he is mocking religion, he is mocking how society today is so susceptible to fear mongering.

[RileyM0730]

@UnfortunatelyScene what is your religion? Do you REALLY believe the world is going to end tomorrow? If you're referring to Catholicism or Christianity then you have NO argument because I am NOT mocking the religion (as I am one) but the people who believe this fear mongering BS

[wildvipr78]

@RileyM0730 agreed... it's all hype!

[WatcherCCG]

@RileyM0730 I'm a Catholic with Protestant leanings, and even I agree this doommongering is absurd. The Bible itself even says we will never know the day or hour of the Rapture's coming.

[dpostuk]

@UnfortunatelyScene go mock yourslf for writing that crap, he's having a bit of fun dork!

[wildvipr78]

@UnfortunatelyScene dude it's a hype prediction from a christian cult, do you know how many predictions have been made since people started writing stuff down? Actually you should read matthew 24:36 in the bible " no man shall know the hour"

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@wildvipr78 Oh I know that the world won't end Saturday, but I do not like him pretending to be God.

[wildvipr78]

@UnfortunatelyScene it's a joke man, chillax

[wildvipr78]

so is it worse than ppl refering to Obama as the new messiah?...

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@wildvipr78 ...I've never heard that, he hasn't said anything like that, also he is a pretty bad president.

[fobfan1512]

I've always wanted to sleep with my friends wife.

[pizzamachine]

YES! looks like i dont have to work tomrrow if the world us going to end!

[theclashrock09]

If the world was going to end tomorrow, I am pretty damn sure we would see something already!

[gPaHaTaTa]

Follow you on Facebook and friend you on Twitter? Ya okay.

[ILOVEUmathieu]

oh yes it makes sense ....

[Flash8Bro]

wait, we're gonna die today? meh, ive had a good 15 years

[hotelmason241]

did all of the things

[TheCheat2011]

can you tell me what time it will be in the uk ? when your live show starts ?

[Orik2019]

@TheCheat2011 just add 5 hours if they are east coast usa

[jr52694]

HI RILEY!!!!!!!!!!!