GLaGPS - Genetic Lifeform and Global Positioning System

[Bertziethegreat]

I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening! 

[PrypiatChild]

DO WANT.

[cowsrock94]

would be great if it was still free. but its not, so i wont bother with it.

[MaitlandJones]

I WANT ONE! ^_^

[MechaBlaze]

Good job holding the camera still!

-Mechablaze

[ApSykesThewolf]

Dont download this! if you do GlaGPS will fill your car with deadly neurotoxins D:

jk! xD

[ifrenchfry]

..great!

But I expected to hear something like "You better lie down in front of a rocket.."

Or "You're not even going the right way! You should have turned left before.."

[princessptfo]

@ifrenchfry yah i wanted something to do with cake at the end or something too! ;-(

[KnAtiOn12]

TURN BLEFT MAN TURN BLEFT!! NOW TURN BRIGHT!! GOGOGO

[SqueeLumkins]

Remember when I told you to turn left into that traffic jam and you were like "NO WAY" and I was like "I was pretending to get you stuck in traffic for three hours!". Those were good times. *Releases neurotoxins through the AC*

[SaiyanHajime]

You know, we'd be there by now if it weren't for how heavy you are.

[TheKLAKERZ]

these are the deadly neurotoxins they used so i would stop using deadly neurotoxins

[MoonlightEmbrace]

Thanks for selling it out to pigtones.com so that they can indirectly milk Valve's IP !

[oNWSo]

Decent voice, but it really need the snide remarks to make it truly funny.

[TehNerdQueen]

@oNWSo Yeah, I think so too. Like, she'll be telling you where to go and in between she could make remarks on how there's going to be cake, and occasionally a hint that she wants to kill you. And when you reach your destination, she could say, "I-I-...Congratulations. You have passed the test and have reached your destination. Exit the vehicle and assume the Party Escort position."

[kingzach74]

@TehNerdQueen There is a better one. /watch?v=tQxIgJooqHg

[SequenceMovies]

You should have turned *left* back there. It's funny when you think about it. One day we'll look back on this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Hooooooo boy.

[Deathbreak911]

@SequenceMovies I had a ton of jokes thought up when watching this video, but yours was by far the best.

[Random22222y]

@SequenceMovies Nice one mate!

[iLoveEatingPie]

HUGE SUCCESS

[TehKensu]

Now you're driving with Portals.

[poopskinTheLiar]

the Aperture Science Satellite-Communication Feed Directional Navigation System

[mrshmuga9]

lol, I wonder if she'll back stab you again, I can see it now...

GLaGPS: TURN LEFT. DRIVE 3 MILES. THE ROAD ENDS HERE SO YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF YOUR CAR AND WALK THROUGH THE DEADLY NEURO-TOXINS. -I MEAN WALK THROUGH THE NON-LETHAL FLOWER PATCH. MAKE SURE TO INHALE THOSE FLOWERS, AS THEY ARE IN"TOXIC"ATING.

lol

[minesilencer]

whats the song at the start?

[starwarrule]

@minesilencer That's GLaDOS singing Still Alive, the song singer/songwriter Johnothan Coulton wrote for the games ending credits. There's a version with GLaDOS singing and one with him, you can find both on Youtube

[loony45]

Thought this was supposed to be a FREE download... so why are PIGTONES charging for it... :(

[BATASHALACKA]

there are no words to describe how epic this is...

[Mynameistux]

lol, did you extract the sound where she goes You are going the wrong way, you should have turned ... left before

[mfsinc]

grrrr, need RS or torrent, searched for 2 hours >:(

[dodretard]

Buy the game, you cheap wad. I got it for less than $20

[mfsinc]

Not portal, i have that and the orangebox, css and gmod, but the GLaGPS voice. That's what i need a RS or torrent of.

[dodretard]

Oh.

[Dressingtothe9s]

hahah pwned

[SilverxSharpie]

What is the song at the beginning?

I've heard it before but I can't place it..

[Nicky02468]

Still Alive

[TheRealOneEye]

In the credits at the end of the game Portal. It's the AI that sings it...

[jmagrath]

Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

[imajacketGANGSTA]

Oh. My. God. I'm so glad I got a nuvi for Christmas!!

[zolfingtons]

Sounds freaky.

And she sounds like she's having an orgasm when she says left.

[myfurryhat]

I WaNT THaT. lol it would creep me out tho. xP

[Mewstarangel]

Aperture Science wishes to remind you that the Genetic Lifeform and Global Postioning System will never attempt to release deadly neurotoxins into your car and is, in fact, not homocidal. In the event that it does seem homocidal, Aperture Science strongly advises you to avoid sueing them and do whatever the Genetic Lifeform and Global Positioning System says.

[theclankperson]

nice adaption of the quote about the companion cube.

[ItsNami]

As of now, this is on its way to my garmin.

XD

<3

BEST THING EVER!!

[webkilla]

that is seriously epic

[gopena1]

You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE for making that 13 bucks.

you can go fuck yourself now, Cause' I'm just gonna pirate it. I was perfectly fine with giving you five bucks (I'm getting a nuvi in about 2 weeks) but fuck that shit now.

[TheHouseHippo]

I love you.

[LordSeraphSephiroth]

because 7 bucks will totally bankrupt you, right?

[WackoMcGoose]

Maybe they should make a PC voice version of GLaGPS, so that when your computer or laptop talks to you, it's using GLaDOS' voice! Scary... In case it actually IS the real GLaDOS, do a complete system backup, and install a file named "Morality.glados". Also, delete all references to cake from any files on your hard drive.

[QueenOfSporks2008]

It's actually surprisingly easy to customize your computer to speak lines from portal. :D Mine says, 'Do you smell something burning?' when I empty my recycle bin. Lol.

[WackoMcGoose]

Cool. But I need a link to the voice file for GLaDOS, as well as whatever program you need to make the computer use that voice.

[QueenOfSporks2008]

If you have the game, it's easy as cake.

Just download a program called GCF scape, choose open, go to program files>steam>steamapps> and double click on 'portalenglish'. In there (do some exploring) you'll find WMAs/MP3s of every sound made by GLaDOS and the turrets. Open 'portalcontent' and go to 'sounds' and you'll find the background music, and other things like the radio's 'still alive' remix. If there's anything else you need, mail me.

[myfurryhat]

Cool. How do you do that??

[SereneSirahhnah]

You use a program called GCFscape to extract the .wma files from the game and then you go into personalize>sounds> then select which one you want. But you do need vista.

[FWTrump]

QueenOfSporks2008: Nice, but I would have made it said the "I just figured out what that 'Aperature Science We Don't Know What It Does' that you incinerated did." Would make for a good reminder to make sure you are sure you want to completely delete what you are deleting... Not that many people have that problem.

[TamiyaGuy123]

Instead of GLaGPS saying "arriving at destination", she should say "turn left, and then there will be cake!"

:D

[PikaTank]

I'm getting a GPS just for this.

[FrozenSnake999]

GLaDOS is the cutest evil computer ever. lol

[Aranica]

I hope your TomTom version will come soon...

Dang, that is so epic. Seriously, I want that loving, cake-promising, sarcastic voice on my GPS.

[ultranamic]

You should make it sing the ending song when you reach the destination

[cryocide]

Been checking the site daily for an update on the TomTom version. Hopefully it'll work with a Go510. :)

[yamikuronue]

...is it saying turn right and turning left, and vice versa? Holy shit, it IS GlaDOS!

[EducatedZombiesPro]

thats how Aperture Science gets their test subjects! The chick u play in portal bought a garmin GPS then Glasdos tricked her into a trap!

Damn them Aperture Science! Garmin is a Aperture Science Brancg! Gahhh

[benwg]

I want to install this software on my Garmin Nuvi 200 but I have hit one road bump. Your instructions say I need to connect it to my PC. Do I have to purchase a cord just for this software???

[Jpesci]

Benwg, yes you would have to. Thanks btw to Glagps for making this, I installed it a few days ago and love it!

[TamiyaGuy123]

Actually, if you already have a Type A USB cable (that looks like the socket for your Garmin), you can just use that for connection. It's Plug and Play, so you don't need to download tons of software :D

[hahaipwnj00]

It should be shaped like the companion cube

[ShibuBaka]

I WANT IT.

[pumpkinzer0]

lololololol i need this to get me to the cake shop!!!!!! ty will install WIN (*_*)

[biggminn]

The gps is a lie!

[zxdxz]

did you get the cake after the simulation? :o

[coresnake]

Thank you for helping Aperture Science help you help us

[PastafarianPrice]

Oh my gosh. You are amazing. That is amazing.

How did you do it?

[JonTerp]

you sir have stone hands, they didn't shake once, good job!

[gamecrazychris]

I WANT THIS! To bad my gps doesn't support it :-(

[MegaRed124x]

awesome

[a7an]

You can simulate the drive with the Garmin Nuvi. I have one and will to install this later.

[Thassodar]

Anyone else notice his hand stays PERFECTLY still during the entire video? I think the picture may have been simulated.

[DashTH]

He's right.

[Gamejerk]

16 seconds in it says "Do you want to simulate driving this route?" A feature of the Garmins that allows you to see the route without actually driving it.

[CheGuevaraRIP]

You seem to have missed the point of his post. I agree, the picture must of been simulated.

[HanMan0031]

You and everyone else seems to be to retarded to realize that the GPS asks "Do you want to simulate this route?"

[projectid4]

it was in simulation mode

[Thassodar]

But why would that explain his hand being perfectly still? I meant the picture was simulated as in like TV commercials when you see a video of something and there is the fine print saying *Pictures simulated.

[glagps]

I have a bionic hand. My father cut off my real hand in a light saber dual long ago. Thanks for bringing that up.

Seriously, I rested my hand on the couch and the camera was on a tri-pod. It's not THAT hard to believe is it?

[joejoe8151]

@Thassodar yeah dude his hand is still moving if u watch it close enough u can see it

[omakeboi]

Oh god, nothing can go wrong with this. :)

[painey86]

how did you keep your hand so straight for the entire journey

[wiipwnzps3]

You're on Engadget. Nice job! Lol. Check it out!

[viexd]

the cake is a lie!!!

[igob8a]

So the driver is promised cake at the end of the journey right?

[nullsmack]

Holy crap, I see someone from Richmond, IN on engadget. This is weird as hell. Nice mod too, I haven't played portal in a while.

[UrzaTheTyrant]

I can see it now.

"Lawsuits have been filed against the enterprising hacker due to customers mishearing the phrase, "you will be baked, and then there will be cake""

[blacksamurai2008]

I love the Half life portols robot voice. That game was epic.

[keygbay]

HOLY SHITE! HUGE SUCCESS!

[kvanmidd]

Sweet mod dude, Thanks!! I was getting sick of that British chick.