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  • "so Mr Excitable, it's time for your close up"

  • he silence the whole place XDD

  • lol the crowd stopped yelling 0:09

  • lmfao noob

  • He didn't see that Cumming

  • press 5 for "I suck weee!" XD

  • clothesline!!!

  • he probably cuts two eye slots in his t- shirt, so next time he does that he will see where he is going

  • YOUR FACE, GOD DAMNIT

  • He thought he was going 88 mph

  • Man: 0

    Camera: 1

  • i can tell this guy sucks at platformers....

  • Press 5 for Pain!!

  • The real fail here is that his name is semen.

  • i wanna see what that camera saw

  • AWKAARD SILENCE AT ITS BEST

  • the crows was like " ahhhhhhhhhblaghhhfuckyeahawaaa­aweeeee"

    then they were like... " ohhhhhhhh"

  • I wanna see that camera shot :)

  • The awkward moment when acting like a twat gets too your head.

  • crowd so noisy then awkward silence.

  • Laughed so much at the video...then even more at the top 2 comments LOL

  • Press 8 repeatdley they laugh at him

  • how the fuck did he not see that

  • Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Guy falls*

    Crowd: Oh, uh, he fell. Peace out guys.

  • Is that keanu reeves from bill and ted?

  • SEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEN!

  • YOU FACE GODDAMIT

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  • he deserved it with a hair like that xD

  • how is called the film ... "look my nipples of close"

  • I´m hungry... ...oh,look at this camera.

  • your face god dammit

  • lmfao his name is semen TEHEEE

  • @amirali619 no, his name is simon^^

  • its funny how the crowd stops cheering when he falls

  • thumbs up if you didnt see what it said at 0:20 so you replayed it

  • dude thats simon amman, hes got 4 olympic gold medals in ski flying :)

  • the crowd goes hilariously silent xD

  • 0:06 !!!

  • :D press 5 again and again.. he sais "Scheisse"  (german)

  • press 7, oh hai!

  • Say cheese

  • keep pressing  8

  • oneadayporno(dot)com - free porn!

  • I would have my shirt over my head with hair like that.

  • Reminds me if Jackass

  • the Best 3D you can get, its like seaman is coming right at you.

  • Love how everyone is cheering and as soon as he falls they go all quiet

  • Simon Amann - Swiss.

  • the guy looks COMPLETELY stoned.

  • fail blog fucks balls

    

  • His name is see-man but he can't SEE the giant camera crane in front of him?

  • YOUR FACE, DAMN IT

  • wtf isthe comment at the end of the vid only shown for a split second, they are a bitch to try read!

  • @Miscorock it's german xD and his name is Simon Ammer

  • What a dumbass.

  • I love how everyone just stops shouting.

  • yeaaahhhhhhhhhhooooooh........­(silience)

  • SIMON is his name SIMON!!!!

  • That would make for a great comic relief stunt, if done intentionally.

  • O.O

    

  • YOUR FACE, GODDAMMIT

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  • lol stupid afro

    

  • the funny thing is after he hit the camera the crowd went completely silent xD

  • 0:12 OMG!me like camera :B

  • The camera people must have been like- "Collision is eminent! Hoist up the carmera quickly!"

    "Sir, 5 seconds in closing! We can't get it up in time!"

    "TOO LATE! BRACE FOR IMPACT!!"

  • id like to see the camera's angle XD

  • The real fail is his hair. >.<

  • Like if ur also fken tired of seeing the same "your face god dammit" on every video

  • Man: 'Camera! It's been so long, give me HUUUG'

  • I would like to see this from the camera he hit

  • Was that karrot top at 0:16? O.o

  • YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT

  • the crowd went silent XD

  • YOUR FAC...nevermind.

  • Rule 1: Aim for camera!

  • same guy in failblog twice, nice.

  • is that the same guy from the wrestling fail video " Semen??"

  • that hair is a fail for sure

  • it looked like he had a shirt over his head but its was his hair

  • He got decked!

  • since when does screech do world tours?

  • Looks like my dad 40 years ago.

  • the crowd cheers as he runs in, then goes silent when he hits the camera

  • @lolzman619 I couldn't figure out how to turn on my speakers but thanks to you I didn't miss a thing!

  • the real fail is his parents naming him "seaman"

  • @hidanfan44 his name is "Simon Ammann"

  • @hidanfan44 it's an european pronunciation of "Simon"

  • @hidanfan44 actually simon ... but thats how u say it.. u know .. in other language

  • @hidanfan44 his name is "SIMON" not seaman, its a other language lol

  • is this the seaman from the wrestling fail?

  • 3D gold

  • Imagine the POV.

  • I think the fail in this case was his hair cut

  • YOUR FACE!! GODDAMMIT!!!

  • The Chinese need to OPEN their eyes when running!!

  • i wanna know what the other cameras pov looks like bahahaha! :)

  • omg I cant breathe AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

  • stunned silence

    

  • he had his eyes closed :)

  • what ever happened to just commenting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AAAA

  • At least nobody was watching.

  • Now that's what I call a "close" up...hehe

  • Justin Bieber ???

  • say cheese!

  • is he one of the umbilical brothers?

  • hahaha, instant silence

  • wait the guys name is "seaman"

  • @Miscorock His name is Simon. Simon Amann. Olympic champion in sky jumping,

  • @Miscorock

    No it's "Simon"

  • @Miscorock NO ITS THE SEEMAN

  • @Miscorock Simon but yea.

  • @Miscorock acually thats how you would say simon but its spelled szymon

  • @Miscorock Well yes.

  • @Miscorock

    no it's simon amman

  • @ShufflerHD I was joking.

  • @Miscorock its simon...but read as seamon

  • CHEESE

  • ROFL MAO HAHAAHAHHAAHAH

  • That cameraman has lost his job! ^^

  • wtf Pauly d

    

  • That's what you get when you have hair like that :/

  • lol reminds me of daffy duck on space jam

  • I wondered why the idiot had his shirt over his head, then i saw his haircut.

  • And this is why you should never put your shirt over your face while running. xD

  • LOOOL

    those fucking annotations are gay.

  • DARLING! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!

    *Runs toward the camera*

    I LOVE Y..*BOOM HEADSHOT*

  • lmfao totally a daffy duck moment :D

  • How did he not see the camera!?

  • I love the crowd haha

    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo............"

  • Is the announcer laughing at him?

  • smashing photography

  • ZoMbIE XD

  • hair fail! 0:16

  • Say cheese

  • that's what happens when you cover your eyes and thinks you have a third eye somewhere on your chest

  • The camera loves him... or hates his guts, whichever you prefer

  • What's up with his hair?! xD

  • What's up with his hair?! xD

  • @LoveioUnaaa778 oh ooooooh

  • dude you got semen on the camara

  • The crowd just went completely silent.

  • Simon Ammann hahah! He is now one of the top skiers of switzerland!

  • @patrick4055 you mean ski jumpers ;-)

  • SAY CHEEESSEEEEEE!!! XD

    

  • I like how it got all quite we he died.

  • CAMERA VIEW OF THE EGO SHOOTER!!

  • His hair was an even bigger fail.

  • the crowd liked him.........but the camera man didn`t

  • Camera man : HEEAAAAADDSHOTTT!

  • he looks like ted from bill and ted

  • i wanna see the crane shot lol

  • waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! BAM! And the camera takes him down, what a tackle!

  • @DJ1K Shutup freak! Get a life! This is what happened to you when you first joined school! X

  • @MrTom235863 You mouthed off to the wrong person! I will never stop until I terminate you're account or you apologize to me! X

  • WOO SPRINGBRE-AGH WHAT THE FUCK?!?

  • 0:18 "Ja läck mir am arsch" literally means "Lick my ass".

    (It is, however, more of an idiom)

  • Oh.... Is the camera OK ?

  • Notice how videos a year or two ago barely had any ads

  • How embarrassing, good thing nobody was watching.....

  • You told me to run out with shirt over my head. You didnt tell me there was going to be a camera in my way

  • my god, that was the perfect silence

  • who is that?

  • too much wax on the floor I guess?

  • @speedenforcer918 Yeah dude, he slipped. The fact that he ran into a camera had NOTHING to do with it.

  • wooooohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........sile­nce.

  • hope the camera was alright

  • Time for my close up!

  • Is the camera ok?

  • the cheering stopping so fast is akward

  • damn..... an angry science teacher can't even silence a class that quick. this guy's a pro

  • hahahahahahahaa

  • I fucking love how the crowd just dies.

  • why the hell didn't he stop running?