Quest of the Delta Knights - 5/9

[Encom7]

Yeah yeah fine, look I'm probably gay, so.

[Encom7]

I'll take these elsewhere. 

[purplestang98]

"Sultans! Pirates! After them!"

Even the costume department screwed up on this movie. I guess they just told people to show up with last year's Halloween costume.

[Raithious]

"Call out the guards!"

"We ARE the guards!"

[solocitizen]

Next THE SWARM

[Encom7]

"Yeah yeah, fine I'm probably gay...so."

[Ciberya]

Do the Vizagoths from the Capital One Commercial take vacations to the 1300s too?

[Ciberya]

Skiing Slope @ 7:01

[Ciberya]

Does the Midevil Hooters serve a 10 piece Mutton bowl instead of chicken wings?

[Ciberya]

Those Knight ripped of The Red Wing's apparel from FFIV

[KingSnarf]

Now, I'll cut this move a lot of slack, partly because it's got a Hercules/ Xena vibe that I dig, and partly because I've a crush on the actress who plays Thena, but come now! Did anyone back then REALLY believe that whole "pictures steal your soul" bit?

[terminalsoup]

"The Royal Academy of Dan Cortez"

[Sarcasmitron]

Hey, get me, I'm St. Sebastian!

[randomguy199545]

NORM!!!!!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

I'm woozy from not eating. :D

[jekblom123]

*PUNCH* BORN FREEEE AS FREE AS *PUNCH* THE WIND BLOOOOWS

[jekblom123]

1:15 AH I got the sledgehammer joke!

[Assissan1232]

Hay wake up its time to go to sleep

Look there's outdoors out there

Best lines in the movie

[ColonelHoraldo]

That kid has the most annoying voice! I can barely stand it!

[OneThousandWorlds]

I would not eat a scurvy meal, sounds like Deep13 work..

[MrBuch169169]

THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS!

THAT'S where I know him from. Oh man, I spent this whole time trying to figure out where I knew that voice from.

[Gigrantula58]

The horse is wearing a modest skirt...

[bjago01]

NORM!

[japanrican1969]

''Stay outside and pet our millipedes'' LMAO!

[bornimperfect]

should I feel ashamed that I have the same hat as leonardo....damn being a renn faire lackey

[wickedfeylady]

Leonardo DaGaryIndiana

[Kendorager]

So the greatest scientist to ever live was the mathematician Archimedes, who lived in Atlantis, which was attacked by Roman soldiers, who destroyed the city, which subsequently sank, in a manner which preserved the scroll, which was taken to england, where it was recovered by knights, who are not knights at all but rather peaceful protesters in a secret resistence whose weapons include pea shooters and wizard wizz???

[InfiniVide]

@Kendorager Not only that, but Archimedes had a storehouse all the way in England?

[sleepyhollow783]

@Kendorager That's Pee Shooters... ;-)

[DAVIDInitiative]

You must find the store... AND LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING!

"The first Hooters".

[EternalGuardian07]

*gasp* Travis can sense danger! He is the Pumaman!

[KingOfUm]

I remember Camp Snoopy; every time I went it was like the hanging out place for goths. I fit in pretty well with them, but my family was terrified, because it was the first time they'd ever seen someone else that dressed like me.

[throbbin87]

CALL OUT THE GUARD!!.....WE ARE THE GUARDS!!!!

[applebonker141]

...you must...find the storehouse "and LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING!"

"I'm a door-to-door Harlequin. Do you need any harlequinning done?"

[kodeeely]

"We're going to Camp Snoopy."

[fuzzyzombielove]

Whoops! Dart in your neck!

[EponymousKid]

Ach, okay, one last last thing: Bluto accuses Leonardo of trying to steal his soul. Oh come the fuck on, that's a superstition involving photography, not drawing from a fucking model - and as far as I know it was NEVER widely believed in Europe.

Whoever wrote this movie doesn't seem to understand... anything about history at all.

[EponymousKid]

One last thing: Honestly, this movie could have redeemed itself for all the ridiculous crap that came before if Tee made it with Thena. There, I said it.

[EponymousKid]

1:26 - is that some kind of early American flag? Look at it, seriously, it just has the field and the stripes reversed and on the wrong side.

[EponymousKid]

So the guard immediately, upon the most cursory glance, noticed an extremely small blowdart?

Also: at this point I'm convinced Tee actively collects stupid hats. This makes like ten and we're only halfway through the movie.

[MegaHAnzIV]

LOL what is the music they're doing at 1:16? I think it's hilarious and it seems familiar but what's it from?

[daxmiller35]

@MegaHAnzIV It's from Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer." There's a part in that song that hilariously sounds like the cheesy music in this movie.

[gruntfan91]

So wait....what was the point of the prison break?

[masticina]

Wow those guards are so good at their job!

[creatornat]

8:08 hilarious Floyd the Barber ref I almost didn't catch! XD

[SinnFein4ever]

7:22-7:30

'Anyone else find it slightly creepy that DaVinci is encouraging a kid who looks like he's still got all his baby teeth, to have sex?

[StealthG6On18s]

Vikings lost. LOL

[angelmarine1292]

"Call out the guards!"

"We are the guards!"

LOL

[SteveRB0]

I was wondering why a Sledgehammer music video was in the suggestions list...

[ChaoticYak]

Aren't you glad I brought you out of prison?

[Dulcimerist]

Alanis Morissette is in prison!

[Sauron338]

@Dulcimerist Psssh... finally.

[changyimei]

They're paying me to flog you. LOL

Yeap I pretty much have this Midevil thing figured out.

[Somebudders]

"Is that gravy on your lip?"

[OzzyFan87]

I keep looking for Ezio to walk in.

[lifeasacloud]

"You must...find the storehouse..."

AND LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING!

lol.

[ChaoticYak]

Vikings lost.

"Turn around!"

Bright eyes.

[HayesAJones]

"Good luck to you... me son!"

"Who looks like my daughter."

[86thPatriot]

"NORM!"

[SAGEBOT500]

I love how Mike and the Bots suddenly launch into "Sledgehammer" at 1:17.

[WhiteTiger225]

Wow... a dark ages through revolutionary era movie where peasants arent just good people trying to make a living, and instead, most are just as supersticious and bastardly, if not more so, then the nobility?

I will give this movie 1 point for realism!

So that tallys up to..... 1 point out of 100 :D

[jacobykid]

1:14 lol, they riffed sledgehammer, i could'nt believe it. that is hilarious!

[ChaoticYak]

He eats his bodyweight in moths every day.

Sir, are we Saxons or Vikings? What are we? Let's settle on that.

[AMOVIEGUY14]

Norm!!!!

[theMAG101]

"Sultans! Pirates! After them!"

[EricLynchSucks]

Whats the deal with the hot chick hitting on the little kid. Hello Pedophelia..

[Theburn77]

leonardo? from a town called vinci?, what are they getting at here?, i just don't get it!

[ShyriaDracnoir]

@Theburn77 Michelangelo cameo maybe? Oooh, ooh, wait, no, it's gotta be Raphael. Totally.

[ngobleus]

"Wake up..."

"It's time to go to sleep..."

[thehulk86]

NORM!!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Look at that turkey in the straw.

[KayEnDub]

:1:17 SLEDGEHAMMER!

[porknbeans1977]

Mike:  Hey, that horse isn't wearing any underpants under that skirt!

Servo: Woohoo!

Crow: *disgusted sigh*

:-D

[applebonker141]

Warriors from Hell cameo. O_o

"Yeah yeah, fine. Listen I'm probably gay, so..." LOL!

"HEY, that horse isn't wearing underpants under that skirt.."

XDDD

[TheGelment]

Vikings Lost

HA!

[Thompsongs]

"Am I trailing blood?"

' Aaah! -- uh, no. No.'

[Aethernaut004]

You better get out of the way, I'm in a pee throwing mood!

[dork94596]

04:54 "Heeeeelp meeeee."

[Jcolinsol]

So you wanna free Mumia while we're here, or?

Yes please, Free Mumia.

[FrogsAmok]

"Wake up!" "Its time to go to sleep!" This cracks me up every time.

[iggy9919]

"We ARE the guards!"

[ChaoticYak]

BORN FREE!

[murdock283]

@ 8:08, what is that a reference to? When Tom says, "Eh, he, ah, wha, uh, etc."

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"Stay outside, pet our millipedes!"

Actually, that inn looks a pretty cool place to hang out.

[Steeple333]

That's a ridiculously accurate rifle there. It's even automatic!

Yes, that's the inconsistency I'm picking on.

[nebraska124]

they sang "sledgehammer".... genius

[ElveeKaye]

The MST writers were great at pulling references from hundreds of different sources. The St. Sebastian remark is pretty obscure for people not familiar with Catholic saints. For the record, he was martyred by being shot with arrows, although there is no record of whether or not he was filming a movie at the time. =)

[EponymousKid]

@ElveeKaye They do a LOT of Catholicism-specific jokes, I can only imagine the writing staff is predominately if not entirely Catholic.

[SordidSleeper]

0:12 INSTANT HEART ATTACK!!

[ElveeKaye]

THAT'S what you've got to do to get a table at this place.

[Mechazaurus]

What country and century is this supposed to be taking place in? We've got guys in stereotypical Viking helmets, guys in poofy Renaissance clothes, guys in chainmail and fucking LEONARDO DaVINCI!...And what the hell sort of name is "Volchair" anyway? Is it supposed to French or something?

[KingOfUm]

Don't forget the rudimentary American flag at 1:24

[YabaBaga]

I think it's supposed to be a play on 'Vulture'.

[Gomess]

00:00 - 00:25 = Metal Gear T.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

@Gomess

As pre-MGS4 Raiden.

[Tareltonlives]

"Alanis Morissette's in prison!" "Finally"

LOL at the Sledgehammer riff

1:50 Wimpiest guards EVER

"He should really wear a hairnet while fighting"

It's the Mos Eisley Cantina, only much prettier and with a LOT more hookers. Not that I'm complaining

"NORM!" He's actually more appealing than our "hero"

"I'll take these elsewhere" "Look, I'm probably gay" VERY nice rack.

So which is more defaming to Leonardo, this film, or the DaVinci Code?

"Vikings lost...." And they're out of spam...

[Aceles]

...so THAT'S why Sledgehammer is in the related videos box.

[ggmcnall]

Listening to the background music at 1:47 and hearing Servo sing, "Born freee..." get me every time. Great stuff.

[mnmstite]

the siren sounds were funny

[NUTCASE71733]

C'mon, lets go hop the frieght train!

[energyturtle11]

Peter Gabriel remix is priceless

[livinintwilightzone]

The overdressed strutter - LOL!!!

"Yeah, pretty much got this medieval thing figured out..."

[MagicalTrumpy]

yknow, although nobody take their clothes off, i'm pretty sure this movie has the highest percent of real visible boobs of any mst3k movie

[livinintwilightzone]

'Tis why these movies are made mate.

[swgmigraines]

I dunno...'Outlaw of Gor' is a tubular boobular joy, after all.

[Tareltonlives]

It's a nice movie if there's enough skin

[ElveeKaye]

It's always a nice movie if there's enough skin.

[ElveeKaye]

Lot of batch shots in that one, as I recall.  0_o

[vlcupper]

I would say the two leads are the biggest boobs of all.

[Tareltonlives]

I'm not complaining

[JackKlompus13]

"The horse is wearing a modest skirt". Haha.

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

T: "turn around"

Crow: "bright eyes"

[Drakin292]

Nevermind. ^_^;;

[MovieSign2525]

Yeah, sorry about that. There was about a twelve-hour hiccup between the uploads of parts 1-4 and then 5-9. I started the uploads in the morning, left the house for about ten hours, and came back to see that the rest had failed to upload. Yeaaah...

[intothemyst]

Is there a missing scene at 8:30, or is it just really bad editing on the part of the movie editors?

[MovieSign2525]

Well, it was a commercial break. I'm assuming they had to edit it for time's sake.

[Dulcimerist]

Wake up! It's time to go to sleep!