Drunken Internet Distractions

[AbdallahElMalak]

the music video is takes 3 minutes and 21 seconds, and yet, he sat there for 2 whole hours watching that musical video :O!?

[Renigami]

@AbdallahElMalak The uploader made it loop.

[gtarocks555]

please like this if you hate ads

[charlow0]

I find myself watching videos like these when I have homework. I have a history test tomorrow.

[gilmoredaniel5]

"Dick,dick, dick, Jonas brothers, dick" Why do I have a feeling that is how Chatroulette is almost all the time

[dreammachine104]

It's almost the hour of the video, and I'm in a similar situation (not drunk though).

Also, why is Amazon Indian?

[EclipsingMomentum]

@dreammachine104 sounded more russian to me

[TBJack3000]

2:28 - Wtf illuinati?

[IProhibit]

@TBJack3000 sh1t

[becker060898]

gmail was definetely Dan

[Hoshimaru57]

@becker060898 I take offense to that! I don't talk like that when I'm drunk...or is that why that chick from middle school wanted to cut my dick off if she ever saw me again?

[WhatUpBiatchXD]

lol i just relized that the last 25 or so, youtube vids i watched are destractions and it's now 2 in the frickin morning........... well, one more video wont hurt ;)

[dawoiks379]

who noticed that he was emailing emily franklin during the rant before the end of the video XD

[DjK3lvo]

At 2:30 Illuminati Symbolism on the tab

[yuukislazecut19]

@DjK3lvo PLEASE just shut the fuck up about this illuminati bullshit

[insectgirl908]

1:07 Lol,her status!



[uncensorer]

@insectgirl908 nice catch. Made this video :P haha

[PwngMike]

"She doesnt Even have a blu-ray player!"

umm in the window it says FORMAT:DVD lol

[clash1024]

This should be a series already. I'd rather watch this than their other series "Dating it's Complicated."

[Tenketz]

I'm ADD and it's a bitch I should of been asleep 4 hours ago.

[xtremejacman]

the iTunes is green? wtf upgrade is needed, 5 years delayed =P

[DII117]

The Simpsons - Complete 15 Seasons - HD

Format DVD

"She doesn't even have a Blu-ray Player"!

...wut

[iconseven1415]

dick, dick, jonas brothers, dick

[Xaviour01]

Did anyone notice it said "EmilyFranklin@emily.com" at 1:46

[Giratina386]

The fact that Amazon is Russian actually makes sense...

[NeonMario]

This is what happens when mac users are sober.

[darthnerd1000]

1:37 LOL HAHAHAHAHHA

[tiggles321]

did anyone notice that the mac page had a windows scroll bar?

[NukkaBS]

Anyone else notice it says"Chattoulette" instead of "Chatroulette"?

[shortc5005]

5am, and sooo glad dont have to work in the morning lol

[LifeIsMusicDKSL]

am i the only one who wants more of the internet distraction videos ?

[Sandor203]

its 3am i'm drunk and have done at least 90% of the things in this video already

[perkstem]

dick

dick

dick

dick

jonas brothers

dick

[TotallyGraceful]

This has made me terrified to ever go on the computer when I'm drunk.

[xBAIRDYx]

holy shit its 3:23 AM in the uk as im watching this!

[changintheworld4you]

@xBAIRDYx 4:40 AM in croatia...

[rockinthenineties]

did u notice they spelled chat roulette chattoulette?

[SM10101010]

"She doesn't even have a blu-ray player" "Format:DVD"

[hellojosie123]

The Gmail Part Was Priceless.

[xXFr0sty67Xx]

highlight from 1:33- 1:52

[poltive]

This poor guy is going to flunk out.

[Lighthouse418]

Its like they recorded my every morning.

[StopTheMusicThen]

@Lighthouse418 whoooaa man ur sooo cool, i wana b like u when i grw up

[Lighthouse418]

@StopTheMusicThen I wish people could understand jokes on youtube.

[StopTheMusicThen]

@Lighthouse418 awsom jok dude ur so fking cool, best joke on yt bro

[StopTheMusicThen]

@Lighthouse418 cuz liek, it wz so original, u must be godamn genius owww mayyyy GAWD

[beatles4ever707]

@StopTheMusicThen Wow. You're kind of an asshole, aren't you? Or is that only when you're hiding behind a computer screen?

[StopTheMusicThen]

@beatles4ever707 lol, i suggest you take people on the internet less seriously.

[animatedgirl9]

Okay, but after this collegehumour video, promise me . . . . . . . OH MY GOD, IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS

[MrManoman42]

That awkward moment when the Old Spice Guy blows up....

[ThenThereWasB]

LMFAO

"Oh, gross, the other window is some dude with his dick out..." "That's us." "ah." Why can't there be more of these? haha make a female internet distractions video, an angry internet distractions, breakup, tired, so many possibilities haha

[MetalHeadDestroyer77]

Dick. Dick. Dick. Jonas Brothers. Dick. XD

[Snowy84557]

OMG did it say 3am on a Tuesday... that can't be the right time...

[flurrygames]

holyshit its 3:23 PM watching this here.

[eggyolksam]

why do i never watch this when i don't have work to do?

[alexmrbvlogs]

@eggyolksam ikr

[M4W482]

Ha ha amazon is awesome.

[HairyHariyama]

"Ah gross, the other window's some dude with his dick out."

"That's us."

[NovaEclipse87258]

LOL, my favorite part is 1:31

[champ4life30]

didnt Firefox talk in the last one why doesnt he talk in this one?

[gekko101]

2:45 illuminati!

[mjelly99]

chattoulette?

[bradleyboy36]

@mjelly99 It's where you search for random people and talk with webcams :P

[Rymdpandan]

@bradleyboy36 Think his point was that it's misspelled.

[bradleyboy36]

@Rymdpandan lol that to :D

[xygomorphic44]

Moral of the story... don't take more than you can handle.

[jollincones]

we are doomed



[exxod112]

Why was reddit not on either of these

[JCNproductions100]

anyone see the illimunati?

[AKFeenar]

@JCNproductions100 Who gives a F

[JCNproductions100]

@AKFeenar i do homo!

[techfighterminal]

if the other window was still open. then the other guy could see him jerkin lol.

[TheRenaiged]

Dude Ariel is a fox. Id jerk it to her any day

[caremell]

chat roulette cracked me up

:D

[Thatpersonnamedalex]

0:58 best wall post

[toutubeguy]

1:24... Story of my life.

[DeathcoreMusik]

anyone else notice the address in the email was professorsloppytits@yahoo.com lol

[TheRekcabOfTheD]

DAMN! I have to write a paper on Macbeth and how it relates to Sun Tzu's the Art of War and the The Prince by Nicholo Macheovelli and I'm watching YouTube!

[SicSlaver]

Punchline was great.

[JodieOdie1]

Dude, Ariel's a fox

[Vlasemg]

HOLLY SHIT!!!! ITS TUESDAY AND ITS 3:23AM MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!!!!!

[brandonchore]

chattoulett:o hey hot girl oo grose in the other window ther a dude with his dick out

i dont really know what is the other thin XD:thats us

[jakelr]

It's funny because I actually am watching this at 3am on a tuesday >.>

[GiaFlexxx]

did anyone else notice that chatroulette was misspelled?



[AmberStalene]

@GiaFlexxx It's copyright infringement... that's how it works.

[hotdog032]

Emily Franklin had only one facebook friend..



[MrMrkew]

Why would she need a blu-ray player? It clearly says it's on DVD.

[Xsopit24631]

Hey guys,i'm WATCHING the video stop quoting shit!

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Xsopit24631 And not a single fuck was given.

[Xsopit24631]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 nice quote from two best friends play man so original!

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Xsopit24631 It's an internet meme. It's not supposed to be original, dumbass.

[Xsopit24631]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 Just shut up and go to sleep kid, no one cares about your stupid memes.

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Xsopit24631 You mad because you look stupid now? Yes, you mad bro.

[Xsopit24631]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 just shut up already kid say what you want

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Xsopit24631 Honestly, it really seems as if you are the kid in this situation. So I would highly recommend that YOU shut up, so as to not make yourself look any stupider than you already do. Good day to you madam.

[Xsopit24631]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 alright stay in school kid.

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Xsopit24631 Judging by the way you type, you are the one who really needs to go to school.

[MsSmileyStephanie]

Emily Franklin: is having trouble getting to sleep because some jerk keep sending me stupid text messages online! ;( 1:08

[MrManati02]

lol 5:23 here too.....

[cerealforthewhale]

maybe just one more video i said...

[BillyG8888]

way to promote illuminati fuckhead college humor

[WafflezDay]

@BillyG8888 What the flying fuck are you talking about?

[BillyG8888]

@WafflezDay chatroulette symbol

[jwatime]

"She doesn't even have a Blu-Ray player!"

Did anyone else notice it clearly says "Format DVD"?

[ToothpasteCannon]

The IM date says 3:46 PM... afternoon and morning at the same time?

[swedenviggo]

WHAT DA F*CK!?!?!?! that chattoulette symbol is a fucking illuminati sign !!!! WHAT DA FAQ!?

[thewatchmen912]

@swedenviggo Its actually a freemason sign, which is much different than the illuminati. The symbol is also on the dollar bill.

[KudFTW]

@thewatchmen912 No that is the all seeing eye or illuminati sign, but freemason and illuminati work together, so you can say that it is freemason and illuminati..

[swedenviggo]

@thewatchmen912 dude i know its on the dollar bill :D and the freemasons are like the illuminati ^^

[KingHurler97]

@swedenviggo u talking about subliminal messages?

the Priest in Arial has a boner!

[swedenviggo]

@KingHurler97 ?????

[obiwanobiwan13]

"Fine, but after this, promise me--OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS!"

Thumbs up if that happens every...single...time... ;)

[Mixmastermehdi]

I hate the dicks on chatroulette, but chattoulete has none

[TigerClaws12894]

That happens to me even though I'm not drunk :\

[LpRadio2]

LOL amazon is fps russia?

[mrrandoomsk]

Just 1 more video 1 hour later........... Just 1 more video

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

That's us.

[M4W482]

I wonder what the pirate bay would look like.. "aRRRRRR..."

[M4W482]

My trash can opens :\

[5thhokage113]

@M4W482 just remember how fortunate we are, the other day i saw a ad to donate to a mac user in the Ukraine.

[Rooboppable]

Why cant College Humour come back to this genius?

[LolifiedByMe]

@Rooboppable Because Sarahs gone.

[xGatorAidz]

Fuck... my last video that i was going to watch was 20 minutes ago.

[Ailarii]

I wish my computer did this. I would love to have my programs and websites talk to me.

[LolifiedByMe]

Pretty fucking fast replies Emily.

[samisback321]

Ironic because I really should be studying for finals right now

[aaronreviewer]

Why The Fuck Did Chatroulette Have an Illuminati Symbol On The Tab !!!!

[bdiddy77777]

@aaronreviewer to make people like you go crazy

[hunterking100]

Why's chatroulette a illuminati symbol?

[kieran10ten]

" Dick..... Dick..... Dick..... Jonas brothers"

[leothelion19]

Please make this a series

[richiachu]

-watching college humor-

-checks clock-

OH my god its been 2 hours!

[DoaKat]

"some thing sad something soulful, Oh Party in the USA" hahahahahaha

[13pontingz]

sooo every guy on chatroullette is beating off to the little mermaid.........riiiiighteo

[SamLynn93]

I'm not going to lie.....it's 5:15 and I've been on here for 2 hours....College humor, LET ME SLEEP!

[JETT721]

Wait.. we can still catch her! To the facebook mobile. Best Part!!

[assassinscreed1503]

iChat is a boss

[VodkaAndKush]

@nuffinzzz thanks for spoiling it for me

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

it's funny...'cause it's true

[thecoolguy677]

I'm Buying A MacBookPro So MY Tabs Can Talk

[RedBrickStudios1011]

@thecoolguy677 lol i wish they could it would be funny as fuck

[coolcuboy89]

It was 5:23 for like 2 hours...

[deadreap32]

OMG it`s 2:34AM on Thursday and i still haven`t finished my homework DAMN IT Collegehumor! 

[SSJkiller]

This is why you shouldn't use a mac.

[playgroundguy1]

Amazon.com sounds like The FPS Russia guy.

[basabyo]

Wait, when you're drunk, everything's a distraction.

[SaulSquid]

Wait, why can't he open the trash can?

[iSaAcKtHEaNnihilAtor]

im watching this at 4:02 am hell yeah!!

[dstove1993]

I watched this video at 3:24 on a wednesday... So close....

[WhineyREAPER]

I saw the illumanati sign beside chatroulette o.o

[VGMoney]

"SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE BLU RAY PLAYER"

*format DVD*

[kman618]

That's alright, I've tried opening my trash can even when I'm sober... First time on a Mac hahaha.

[MoreThanOneGaming]

1:07 look at the facebook status

[Nastybeanlady]

Im drunk right now!

[fuzzyrhino5]

ooh ooh oh, i got this. dick, dick, dick, jonas brothers, dick.

[mastashnr1]

the irony of watching this at 5 am..

[MrWhite240]

HAY PROFESOR SLOPPEH TITZ!!!!!!!!

[donny14131413]

so that's why everyone on chetroulete is jeking off

[LaKliqueTV]

DUDE ariel is a fox! hahaha

[TheCanadianAnarchy]

WTF It was 3:30 when I watched this LOL

[Ofinny7]

CAST:

Main Computer = Streeter

Facebook = Jake

iChat= Josh (i think)

YouTube= Pat

Gmail = Dan

Not sure about Amazon or Chatroulette...

[TheTorbjoern]

thats fucking creepy its 3:23 am right now in denmark!!!

[swimteamizzle1114]

But.........you CAN open the trash can......

[Harrison2197]

Dude Arials a fox