Batman is a Psycho (American Psycho/The Dark Knight Christian Bale Mash-up)

[th3kingharkinian]

HAHAH! Jean Paul Goutier

[charlesr456]

What happened to the extended version? :(

[Riesenpuller]

fuck i almost pissed myself during that whitney houston part.... that was genius!!

i love batman and american psycho, the only thing i like more is this video xDDDD

[Arkitecteral]

Lol 3:55



[XxSickAsMySecretsxX]

This is the BEST thing on youtube LOL!!!~

[mikejrw156]

3:54 The water supply won't help you disperse an inhaler. Why not? Jesus.

[Iker122]

Why bats, master Wayne ?

Because.. I want.. to.. FIT.. IN !

[Kuupoju]

"Hey Selina, don't just stare at it, EAT it!

[qwame100]

hey evilsWa, Why is it that morgan freeman is always a stupid bastard in all your videos? the man is tryin to do his job. I feel sorry for him :'(

[Death60Note60Kira60]

I am not a good person

Pause

I want you to clean your vagina

AWKWARD

[33hegemon]

The best mash-up on Youtube by a looooooooooong shot!

[evilsWa]

@hangellp143 hope you check out my other batman psycho vids, including the re-release of this, the original. It has all the same bits, plus better sound and new jokes as well! Thanks for viewing!

[xXroundincirclesXx]

2:20

i love how she slaps him twice

god that is fantastic

[qwame100]

Bale: wow you smell, you wriek of shit!

Hobo: thanks.

lmfao

[kalimaganeshshivan]

I'm not one of your good people Rachel! What do you mean? I want you to clean your vagina! Slap! LMFAO

[ryder0792]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

'i won't kill you... i have to return some video tapes.'

[hardnphirm87]

had to write a paper on this in Grad school. Yea, he is quite...

[Badjokemaker]

Wait wait, he didnt kill Ra's al Ghul because he have to return video taps?

[24ogilove]

@Badjokemaker hahahahahaha =D



[Badjokemaker]

@24ogilove Do you make fun of my grammar? Sorry, Im german and my english sucks. Or is it just the reason the video implies?:D

[24ogilove]

@Badjokemaker no Im laughing at the video implies =) looool...he keeps wanting to return the videos looool, you have great english =)

[Badjokemaker]

@24ogilove Thanks^^

[Aquasex1987]

2:50 is the best in my opinion. At the court, when his parent's murderer gets free.

Do you have something to say? Gotta return some video tapes...

[Aquasex1987]

court scene is priceless

[Malumbrus]

I won't kill you.  I have to return some video tapes.

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

[MrDavidFILM]

"Why not you stupid bastard!"

[14Srb88]

1:50 made me lol like mad hahahahahah...

[kame789]

I haven't seen this in awhile. The Joker card scene still gets me the most.

Batman: Impressive.... Very nice.

Gordon: Mmh.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

I want you to clean your vagina.

*slap*

[peleking352]

12 people didnt return videotapes



[Primebot101]

YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY BITCH..IM GONNA STAB YOU TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH YA BLOOD

[FCule]

I have to return some video tapes

HAHAHHAH!!!!! LOL!! XD

[Thr0binHood]

These brilliant videos washes over me in an awesome wave.

[123sonyas]

 this is some good shit

[NotChukkov]

"Has he anything to say?"

*stands up*

"... I have to return some video tapes" *walks out*

[s2000oholic]

Rachel: at least tell me your name

Batman: Jean Paul Gaultier

[MisterT27]

"You reek of shit" *Flys away*

"Thanks.."

1:28

[Schlumberjack101]

I love the yell he gives after saying he's John Paul Gaultier.

[Schlumberjack101]

Impressive. Very Nice.

[Primebot101]

amusing...............but pointless

[Primebot101]

im not one of the good people rachel........i want you to clean your vagina......

[Arvestotia]

2:08 - 2:13

THIS IS AWESOME XDDD

[pikey2905]

Very creative.

[Gandalfgrey93]

Alternate scene: your a TUMBLING TUMBLING DICK WEED!! Haha vie never laughed so hard

[thesir27]

"You reek of shit!"

"Thanks"

[DerOrk]

Bateman Begins

[beerbaron00]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! OH MY GOD!...i have never laughed so hard, and consistently...this was fucken genious!! LMFAO im actually laughing so hard i can barely type right now haha,

"just tell me your name!".....(waits)..."John Paul Goateay" LMFAO!!

[Exterlite]

I didnt know Batman rolled like this. lmao!

[FlatOutFucked]

"Why not you stupid bastard?" and Lucius's face was so funny.

[NewSuperAvenger]

try not you stupid bastard

[Arvestotia]

@NewSuperAvenger

why not

[Arthurmax180]

I nearly shat myself laughing.

[sacpelicancom]

"not the fuckiiin face" !

[ContaMuir17a]

The original Batman series was much less dark. It was fun - tongue in cheek humor. Hollywood took the original and made it very very dark. Much different from the original. Not necessity bad, just completely different. This video is ridiculous.

[theavidmusician]

2:12 was great... XD

[Claudiabale]

Hehehehehehehe this is great!!!

[angelmarine1292]

"I've gotta return some video tapes."

[angelmarine1292]

At least tell me your name..."John Paul Goateeay YAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

[letsgoforajoyride]

haha the whitney houston part is awesome

[KingCharltonHeston]

That was hilarious! :)

[JuiKuen]

This was absolutely hiliarious, as were part 2 and the deleted scenes.

Excellent work, dude!

[Onerom4728]

1:54 i love thatt part XD

[neilo86]

Jean Paul Gautier hahaha

[tommyctgc]

jean paul gotieur

and why not ya stupid bastard were my personal favs..

[Auntkekebaby]

Good job

[alexrhyswales]

Has anyone anything to declare?

I have to return some videotapes.

[eklundhisgod]

"Why bats, Master Wayne?"

"Because I want to fit in."

lol

[batmanbond]

immpressive very nice, mmmmmmmm!!! hahaahahahahhahah!!!!

[ocall1919]

1:52 is the best part, fucking awesome1 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[SorginaPirulina752]

this video is gr8

-at least tell me your name

-jean paul gaultier

lol

-i won't kill you, i have to return some videotapes

rofl

-water supply can't (...)

-why not, you stupid bastard?

the withney houston part was too long + i run out of laughing acronyms

i haven't seen american psycho, but i will!!

[teraina]

genius!!

[Spike1885]

OH MY GODz

[VarietyRolePlayer]

2:17 and up ZOMG FUCKING GOD THAT SOO MATCHED hahahah AHH to fucking PRICELESS

[TehQuestion75]

-You reek of shit!

-Thanks...

[snakeeyes318]

This is just sheer genius. GENIUS. It never gets old, I can't stop laughing!!

[violentlyill]

Dude! I've watched all of these and they're all fuckin AWESOME! Love to see more soon!

[BeastAftershave]

2:06 ROFLMAO!!  Dorsia is getting people FUCKED UP by the minute!!

[parrotcon]

this was good and I just saw american psycho yesterday for the first time but I didn't see the whole thing 4stars

[romanblood]

I hadn't even seen American Psycho when I saw this, and I cried with laugher throughout the whole thing, then brought AP, and loved it too...I then started reading the works of Ellis. :P

[BoyOfSteel101]

"I'm not one of your good people, Rachel"

...

"What do you mean?"

...

"I want you to clean your vagina."

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!

5 STARS!

[Spike1885]

me either.

[ramm69stein]

ROFLMAO! XD

[americanpsycho28]

Nice...

There is a truth to this video thought. Not many people know but the Batman character is severely unhinged. He's as crazy as the Joker is.

[kayjay1196]

0:45 why was he so obsessed with people touching his face on american psycho

[shaz12345ful]

lol brill vids! lol i laughed all the way through!! O...M..G :) "I have to return some video tapes" :D:D

[zoom1177]

This is very good :)

[AspergianMind]

0:44 ROFL XD XD XD XD XD

HAHAHAHA

Looks like BATMAN is having a spaze-attack just from being sprayed in face.

And the music sounds like he high-strung mind seeking vengance for his beautiful face.

HAHAHAHA

[virtuouszero]

lol your reek of shit ..........thanks

[zippy476]

2:14 wins

[MrESPNoza24]

i want u to clean ur vagina, and then slaped him

[MrESPNoza24]

its funny in the beginning

[DieToFeelAlive]

HAHAHAHAHA! this is the best shit EVER!! haha I laughed all the way through, especially when he stood up in the courtroom " I gotta return some videotapes" alternate take "You´re a tumeling tumbeling dickweed"!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[Tgyrl66]

RFLMAO!!!!! ^______^ Omg,me too!!! This is just unbelievably hilarious!!!! I knew it wouldn't be long before someone mashed up Batman and Bateman Omg,freakin Genius!!!! Omg,RFLMAO That's funny as heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!!!! Omg,my stomaaaaaaaaach.....^____^

[MrDavidFILM]

3:57 A Great Moment As Well!

[MrDavidFILM]

2:30 The Best Moment!

[toddpinkstonisgod]

You're a fucking ugly bitch...I wanna stab you to death, and play around with your blood!

[TheMakeupfreek]

"You could die, at least tell me your name"

"Jean Paul Gaultier"

Priceless!!!!

[DBZmaster0123]

Water supply won't hell you dispose an inhaler

Why not you stupid bastard

[Executionproductions]

LMAO!!! "I

[tttderfuhrer]

lmao nice video

[Rcee01]

Why bats master bruce?

BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT INNNNN

[thanks51]

Not the fuckin' face you piece of bitch trash! lmfao :)

[Annil8terxb]

Wait...

WHAT IS IT~!!

[mhaze210]

i gather, theres a member of the Wayne family here today....does he have anything to say?

..."I gotta return some videotapes"

[mhaze210]

"i gotta return some videotapes..."

[Downs2440]

These movies were basically set-up for American Psycho spoofs.

[Agent1W]

"I won't kill you...I have to return some video tapes."

Now we know Batman's(ahem Bateman's) real excuse!

[Frenious]

omg hahaha

[BNILES41]

"Why not? You stupid basterd.

[delciemcwhoopie]

I don't want you to go crazy but that's a very fine hallucinogenic toxin you're not inhaling.

[baseballgirl25]

Batman makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside...

[shatterstarbox]

Dude I love this.

[crazyasylumclown]

hahaha. this video is awesome! good job!

[jumpthestump]

TRY GETTING RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTAAAARD!

hahaha brilliant video.

[MetaIhead89]

also, wat's the song that starts around 0:59?

[toddpinkstonisgod]

The song is "True Faith" by New Order.

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

[MetaIhead89]

wat does he say at 0:46?

[evilsWa]

not sure if you are talking about the "not the face not the FUCKING FACE you piece of bitch trash" part but that's what he's saying at 46. The song at 59 is "True Faith" by New Order

[MetaIhead89]

k thanks!!!!

[evilsWa]

no problem...thanks for checkin it out!

[arnaud1987]

"WHAT IS IT!!! Jean Paul Gaultier.....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA"

[juniorthaproducer]

greatness

[brokenjohnny]

5 out of 5. Great work man! The whole thing was priceless.

[Astronaut03]

"You're a tumbling tumbling dickweed"

[MuSIcFreAK789]

Dude the Whitney Houston thing had me in tears.

GENIUS.

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, MuSIcFreAK789?

[Rockybogart]

"I'm not one of your good people, Rachel"

"What...do you mean?"

"I want you to clean out your vagina"

Holy shit. I laughed so hard at that.

[stanleyeldo]

This is a work of Genius

[eyork01]

1.40 cracks me up

[lalacrazi]

hey paul! lmao! :D

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Batman:"You know how bad you smell? You reek of shit."

Homeless Guy:"Thanks."

XD

[izidor]

so funny ...part1 is much better :)

[fingerskenning]

utter brillance, these films go so well with each other.....why not you stupid bastard?

[MadTriggerman]

briliantly mixxed good use of qoutes

[Cashmaster21]

1:54 to 2:12 is the best bit of this IMO. The bit after it about cleaning your vagina was hilarious though.

[rawman18]

WTF , 2:19 was funny as shit. LOL

[mystermix]

"I've been wrong before."

Loved the clip at the end.

[gaskulDJ]

hilarious!!! lol

[Matthew616890]

This is truly awesome work it would be awesome for some more alternate takes in the court room. but really bad ace

[777arx]

2:20

[wafflejack69]

"Why bats, Master Wayne?"

"Because I want to fit in."

[panzerkorpsgoreman88]

OMG LOLLLL

[APeterGriffinFan]

amazing

[rkau8671]

I love this!

[NewSuperAvenger]

Good about old man.

Batman-"Look how bad you smell,I think you're shit!"

Old Man-"Thanks!"

[NewSuperAvenger]

Ha Ha Ha LOL at 2:07 and I want you to clean your vagina!

[GeminiNES]

2.00-2.13 i nearly died from laughing your an genius cant wait for part 2

[NewSuperAvenger]

LOL!

[laserdust]

hey wats it rated im havin my lil cousin over to watch it

[evilsWa]

Rated R for language....

[nickstaa07]

jean paul gaultier..looool....i want u 2 clean ur virgina..looool

[shallowlife]

This was epic.

[evilsWa]

thanks! Wait'll you see part two.

[Shmulvey]

Dude. Fucking Genius.

[evilsWa]

Wait'll ya see part TWO!

[tabistevens]

LOL! Did you see the look on Ducard's face--he's obviously a big Whitney Houston fan.

[TheRealTradeMark]

haha I love Katie Holmes face after he says Jean Paul Gaultier. hahaha

[MuSIcFreAK789]

I'm not gonna lie my stomach hurts so bad from laughing now...

[cann475]

I have to return some video tapes.

[numbcore]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[meatjob]

JEAN. PAUL. GAULTIER. HAHAHA

[wrath231]

"Tumbling dickweed"? LOL

[lufah234]

"i want you to clean your vagina" I LOLED

[ExplorerDS6789]

In what movie did he say that??

[TylerMontana]

try to get a reservation at dorsia now you selfish bastard!!!!!!

[haemoglobin]

hahahahaha, I love this.

[Seannaholic]

OMG LMAO

[balelover99]

LOL!!!

[welshuser]

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU SMELL?! YOU REEK OF SHIT!" "thanks" LOL

[Batemanwannabe]

man, I can never get sick of these Dark Knight/American Psycho videos, awesome job, five stars and favorited

[ferhett]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

If I had to choose between spending the night alone with the Joker or Patrick Bateman, I would, without hesit