Poker Night at the inventory: Heavy's Engi Story

[MrTooner13]

Strong Bad makes me laugh.

[511liafcipe]

(heavy tells whole story)

that is some F*ucked up sh*t man!

Tycho: hmm, i'll call that

LOL

[masteircheef]

Strong Bad :THAT IS SOME *** UP *** MAN!!!

Tycho : yeeeeaaah... ill call that

[ZKMsphere]

Cool story brah,should have add dragon and shits..

[martyk7]

"Christ!  ... Where was I? ... Christ!"

[koolasman1]

Strong bad:THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN

Tycho Yeah ill call that

XD

[97raven123]

"Christ!"

The player wins the hand.

"Where was I? Oh! Christ!"

[FlankoBackup]

i maked the same thing but with a spy...

he wanted to stab me with Knife but i'll take it and Pressed it down to his Throat!

he sounded like a Pyro! is this not Funniest thing?!?

[DoctorChuck]

This is awesome, I have to play this game again.

[drake108100]

Hahaha I was randomly playing and he told his story

[TheSeanhl]

I genuinely laughed at the heavy describing what the engie sounded like

[Rhythenius]

mmm.. I'll cal that.

[Bungiedefenders]

OH HO HO THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

[Terwynd]

You see, this is how most people react to most of my jokes. :|

[MrMK109]

This story is fake. How can Engineer have Sentry and Mini-Sentry at the same time?

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

Oahhohahoa that slaps me on the knee!

[hunterpossum]

In heavys description, it compares him to a bear, seemingly gentle, but will rip you limb from limb.

[walker29100]

Rip of his fingers? oh god what the fuck

[Greennaxx123]

Strong Bad: That is some *beep* up *beep* man?!

Tycho: hmm... i'll call that.

[SillyArtist9]

That's full on mean....... I fell sorry for engineer now. :(

[RichardIK7]

@SillyArtist9 To be fair, the Engineer did kill the Heavy's entire team.

[Thunderchin]

Tycho: Somebody made a "What is Love" gif with us in it!

Strong Bad: That is some ****ed up **** man!

[LunarEclipse135]

OH HO HO HO

These cards are fold >:I

[TheRobloxian23]

THATS SOME ***** UP **** MAN!

No really, it is

[esoretal]

i actually laughed. i don't know how i feel about that.

[TheSeanhl]

@esoretal if it's any consolation, I did too

[Michaellee608]

18 people's finger got ripped one by one LOL

[KTKomedy2813]

@Michaellee608

And a wrench slammed down their throats.

[HydroMonsoon]

If you can make Strong Bad freak out, that is quite the accomplishment.

[PiippoJr]

Lol @ censored Poker Night.

Heavy is one crazy bastard :O

[LeUnoriginal]

And then the game goes on as if nothing happened. 

[FireSath]

"Christ!" *lags* "Where was I?" *looks at Heavy* "Christ!"

[Dragoj419]

Heavy is very complex, he has a PhD in Literature, yet cannot rap his mind around English grammar, he is telling a story about a poor sparrow one minute, then slowly dismembering a man the next. He also likes Peach Martinis! WTF

[ShadowGamer966]

@Dragoj419 RUSSIAN literature.

[TheSora377]

Anyone else think the Engineer was NOT a Spy!? o_o

[kiwininja100]

oh god i didnt think he was that mean D:

[dimomarg]

I love how even max goes D:

[Spriggs877]

no strongbad does the curse

[dimentiosbigfan]

HAHAHA! That is baby man torture.

Once a spy try to backstab me, I turn around and grab his neck, I take his gun a knife away from him, then I cut open his chest and punch his heart, then I rip off his limbs. And watch him sit there, crying like little baby. And there is blood everywhere! HAHAHA! Before he bleeds out, I slowly sing knife into his heart, and then when he is dead, I throw his body off building! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[CCrockyourass]

@dimentiosbigfan D:

[MrIronglass]

Strong Bad: "That is some fucked up shit man!"

Tycho: "Hmmm. I'll call that."

[Genther1]

why he didnt try to do that to Horseless Headless Horsemann ): (

[Celabraine]

Cool story, bro.

[MrKillerzod]

Max: urrrrrr..... :0 Tycho :o *shakes head a tiny bit* Strong bad: THAT IS SOME BLEEPED UP BLEEP MAN!

[psycosanches589]

@MrKillerzod hmmm...i'll call that

[DeltaPivot01]

@MrKillerzod uncensored SB: THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN!

[TheRealFreeman1]

I hate my sadistic humor. But this is hilarious.

[evilegg288]

A Homestar Runner character acutally swearing (albeit bleeped)... like the Joker not laughing, a perfect litmus test for "Dude, Not Cool".

[MitchellK77]

*rips off fingers* lets see you build toys now!

Hello gunslinger...

[rocketjeepinc]

@MitchellK77 lol my thoughts exactly XP

[Azardea]

@MitchellK77 GENIUS

[Robloxerboy999]

0:54

Tycho has no nose! :O

[LondierX]

HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! making 2 sentries? using a gunslinger to make a Real Sentry?

[spoofsrocks13]

@earthboundfreak64 And then he calls

[Lollyholly99]

Heavy: is this not the funniest thing?

Max: O_O

lmao.

[Gjkl345]

You scared Max... YOU SCARED MAX. Wow that's an amazing feet.

[supernulia]

@Gjkl345 Foot was amazing!

[SillyFirecracker]

thus the gunslinger was invented

[weezing22arbok]

And from that day forward anytime an Engineer has a wrench down his throat it's called a VAGINEER!!!

[dimentiosbigfan]

@weezing22arbok Unless it's a Staregineer!

[GNdynames]

Strongbad: "That is some BLEEPed up BLEEP man!"

Tycho: "Hmm...I'll call that."

XD

[kirbystarwarior]

You can tell your a Grade A sociopath when MAX drops his mouth at you Lol.

[deadkillerbud1]

Anyone see that the heavy spit out chips from his mouth?O_O He has chips stuck in his throat.

[Sharppi1]

0:50

Tycho: Christ

*The Player wins the hand.*

Tycho: Where was I? OH! Christ!

xDDD

[YellowoboeThe]

"Is dis not the funniest thing!?"

[JDavies345]

That was some Fucked up Shit, Man!!!

[darthflyeroflines]

CHRIST!

Where was I... oh.

CHRIST!

[brody3199]

i thought the story was funny

[sonicadam11]

It would suck if the engineer had a GOLDEN wrench. A golden wrench up his throat D:

[11125Hunter]

too bad that the engineer spawned! >:c

[SuperEmoBros]

Where was I? Oh.

CHRIST

[MrSHURIKENCHO]

CHRIST .... whee was i ... CHRIST XD

[MaciejosPL]

Hmm... I'll call that... Nice reflection Tycho :D

[GreenGiantShit]

Damn Heavy, thats... Heavy. Im sorry to hear that.

[SilverJakler]

"That is some bleeped up bleep, man!"

[BobaWett]

I just lovetheir reactions

[Twilly159]

least the wrench was the sourthern hospitality..... woulda cut the shit outa his throat...

[HyperTraps]

who else was laughing with him?

[SamuraiYattaro]

"Ill call that"

[jm42fun]

But little did he know, He had created a big threat! The gunslinger!

[DarkBonesDaku]

I love how the game-play stops so you can hear his story. It's a really nice touch, showing how utterly disgusted everyone is by this story.

[XxLiam423xX]

And I thought Max was a Psycopath...

[Mrjman554]

I folded down my cards for heavy when i heard that story... Royal flush...

[doom1killer123]

CHRIST!

oh where was i?

CHRIST!!

[IrrelevantChatter]

That is some bleeped up bleep man! Hmm, I'll call that.

[Juigijaredjb]

Heavy: Iz this not funniest thing?

Everyone else: D:

[Someguyhere111]

@Juigijaredjb

Player: lol

[ZackBarzahd]

Mmm. I'll call that.

[LouieDeNonno]

"Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one!"

And that's why the Gunslinger was made.

[KelThuzadMadness]

Christ!

Where was I?

Christ!

[MrFinnishdude]

Seriously, I laughed at the joke and i think its funny :D

[imred3345l]

Where was i? Oh! CHRIST!

[RainWizard483]

Maybe that would explain the (no longer) new weapon the Gunslinger.

[ElliFong]

"That is some bleeped up bleep, man!"

[AlkiFighter]

It would be even badder if the engineer had southern hospitality

[felipekun1]

Para os brasileiros que desejam legendas aqui está: watch?v=zBrddxqQk7g

[MrSmegheneghan]

Christ!

Where was I? Oh.

Christ!

[111lower]

@MrSmegheneghan I lol'd on this most =D

[infiniteburgerking]

that is some fucked up shit man!

....i'll call that

[Sacredfire059]

Christ! Haha, okay, where was I... Oh yeah. Christ!

[dangaertner7]

how come when i turned on strong language strong bad is still bleeped out?

[Spartan032]

Where was I... oh. CHRIST!

[monkyman26O]

can we put this on record as the first ever time that strongbad cursed?

[LostIndividuality]

I think this is where the idea for the Gunslinger came from.

[JuAnKaLp]

Valve's spoiling a new update coming SOME DAY!!!! D:>

[flashfire505]

Christ! Where was I? Oh! Christ!

[Irrelivance]

I think Heavy found a murloc, not an engineer..

[NickP61494]

Great. Apparently this means I am the only one at the table laughing with Heavy at the bleeped up bleep.

[DinoJake]

"Where was I? Oh.....CHRIST!!!"

LOL

[sounnikoura]

Christ! Where was I? Oh! Christ!

[Android2137]

Wow. Even Max is speechless...

[scorael]

Ho ho ho ho. That really slaps me on the knee

[ShadTheCrazed]

And it's like after a few seconds of ":O", Tycho goes "I'll call that."

[CapistranoJoe]

"Christ!" The player wins the hand, "Oh yeah, where was I? Chist!"

[Exoquatic]

Best Strong Bad quote.

"That's some bleeped up bleep man!"

I love how they are all like "no..." at the end.

[poopskinTheLiar]

In the next TF2 Update, the Heavy will be renamed "The KILLINGYOUGUY".

[SuperDawgE]

holy shit. i used to like the heavy... NOW I LOVE HIM!!!

[GN54]

Holy fuck. Tycho didn't fold.

[Partypooper47]

im scared

[Wolfbane8]

I do believe that is why the Heavy was randomly laughing in "Meet the Heavy".

[TheShdwdrgn]

I'm going to tell this story whenever I go on a TF2 server and see how many people leave the game.

[johnsmith7490]

This site is full of bots and I know its rigged because everyone is using softwares for sure! Cuz ever since Ive been playing webcam poker my odds have changed…maybe cuz im playing real poker against real live players on pokerview. Sick of these bot sites!

[crashfalso]

1:35

maxholyfuckingshitface.exe

[RealLatinGeek]

Christ!

Now, where was i?

CHRIST!

[DaxterD1]

If you turn the profanity filters off, I think Strong Bad still gets censored! XD

[BitchyMcSmartass]

I have to admit, the sound of the Engi choking actually WAS pretty funny.

[burnerthehedgehog]

CHRIST!

where was i? oh!

CHRIST!

[KentButterworth]

oh heavy you so funny

[Dylanjraub]

Where was I? .........oh. CHRIST!!!!111

[DrClay999]

....Strong Bad just swore :O

[AnimeFreak0000]

Why is it that everyone is being so impressed by the heavy!? Has no one even SPOTTED my insanely GREAT bluffing skills!?

[GenericAmerican1]

@AnimeFreak0000 I noticed, but it seems more like you're just pouring money into it and hoping they fold. Which is bad if they don't, and isn't a great strategy because most of the pot is your own money.

[Android2137]

@AnimeFreak0000 That's just how great your bluffing skills are. No one is even aware you're bluffing.

[kirbystarwarior]

@AnimeFreak0000

Nope. We were busy laughing.

[Markis2bi4]

 1:37 - Tycho does not approve...

[TheHarryMason]

it even makes MAX FLIPPING MAX go D:

[protomanblues1]

i'l call that. lol!

[ButtBurgerlol]

christ............

[MetroGamerX]

make this with gmod to prove it.

[TetrisLock]

Heavy's voice :|

[blackdomwarrior]

so strong bad gets bleeped but tycho doesn't?

[own1993]

@blackdomwarrior Yes because that is how it works within their respective games/comics.

[GizkaFreechman]

cool story bro

[bjr43]

LOL, awesome story, great reactions.

[RenNaara]

O.O even Max is disturbed... Thats some fucked up shit...

[souldude151]

D :

[SiegLhein]

Next time i play engineer. I am not going to bring a wrench so heavy cant shove it in my throat.

[AnimeFreak0000]

@SiegLhein I think I'd prefer a Wrench down the throat than a Mechanical Fist up the ass.

[WSBM14]

@AnimeFreak0000 I want to see BOTH in gmod

[markdpane]

@AnimeFreak0000 If I had TF2, I'd play as Spy and atempet to trick Heavy into beleving I was an Engineer from his team.

[darharrison]

@AnimeFreak0000 I prefer a quick death of butthole shock than a slow asphyxiation from a greasy wrench.

[robloxrulez1]

@AnimeFreak0000 good thing it wasent the spiked southern hospitality down his throat

[Sapparlipopett]

@SiegLhein bring a gunslinger

[ShikogoFox]

@SiegLhein That's right, don't bring a wrench to a gun fight.

[Blizbabe]

I bet that at least Medic enjoyed listening to all the juicy details... :)

[jvoorII]

OH WOW! xD

[megamormonman]

Wow. Strong Bad got censored. I don't believe it.

[obliviwind]

hmm now where was oh now i remember CHRIST!!

[robyJoeProductions]

I agree with strong bad.That IS some fucked up shit!!

[Tigerman9001]

Gotta say, that is pretty messed up, but I expect nothing less from the heavy.

[zelgarath123]

COOL STORY BRO!

[dogchow445]

Christ! Oh, where was I? Christ!

[superzombiepower]

speechless.

i am speechless.

[shinosuke364]

BLEEP up BLEEP,man

[Playa459]

Then vagineer was born

[megaman569]

note to self: dont play engi anymore.

[ShotgunBillTF2]

@megaman569 Especially with heavies around.

[Ittan11]

"I'll call that."

[123ocelot]

max is like O______O

[SilviaCampo96]

CHRIST!-- Where was i? oh. CHRIST!!

[CaptainChirac]

This is why the Engineer now has got a robot arm.

[HomestarYTPMVs]

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DHSBGDFHKSBGDFHGDFJLHBJDFNBFJ

[Trisar]

The best answer to the whole situation was Tycho, immediately after Strong Bad's response... "I'll call that." Coincidental timing... or a subtle agreement by Tycho's AI?