Mitch's Rant (Waiting)

[YanksBostonMets]

WAH! I Don't know what I wanna be when I grow up? Join the FUcking army Goddamn! XD

[YanksBostonMets]

BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE! Love it!

[1dschamp]

The DVD i have doesn't have the rant he gives to Dean's girlfriend.

[thomasdnyhuus]

Sweets got mad

[LegendaryLunchbox]

The best part is how Bishop applauds the Goat.

[riceball23]

"The goat! You bastard, Oh hoh" That's my favorite part. lol

[DanielTheWalrus]

What exactly is "the goat"?

[hatmonkey]

@DanielTheWalrus its where you bend over and grab your dick and testicles and push them bwteen your legs. however the goat is very difficult/dangerous to pull off, i know a guy who tried to do it.......he didn't make it

[xis123]

"...thats like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome"....for the WIN!!!!

[usernameDOGS]

1:28 i agree,dane cook sucks :P

[hany259]

0:49 one of the biggest fuck you's i've ever heard

[johnnyapple1193]

this guy is doing what every quite person wants to do,.

[bbfreak101]

Legendary

[thousandyoung]

You're the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant.

[fadyadelnageeb]

judge's expression at 1:46 is priceless...

[Victim2SuJu]

I...I am in love...

[gotdirt237]

"fuckin faggots" lol!

[disengagejam]

the best one is the end with Dane Cook ... i hate him the most LOL

[yamifangirl200]

i heard this and i knew that last guy was dane cook

[Snooki123456789]

"I mean you.. change your f*** tampon and have another drink you crazy f**** bi***"

*Drops cigarette.* LOL!! Favorite part

Second favorite part

"Thats like being the smarted kid with down syndrome!!"

[TaskDragoon]

"Me...what the fuck did I I ever do you man"

His expression was priceless.

[hr4nextyear]

best scene in the hole movie good job mitch

[funkywaxzephyr]

Sam Weir was always my favorite character from Freaks and Geeks

[jaleach123]

This is so awesome that words fail to describe it.

[LTD1293]

why wasnt him fussing at amy in the dvd?

[InMeYikman]

OH SHIT THE GOAT!

[powerpro4]

@InMeYikman "The Goat, you bastard." Lol favorite part!

[Talongirl333]

holy crap, it's sweets!

[Vertsk8er419]

such great acting all around in this movie

[Beja87]

press 4 and wait for it

[MrDrainBramaged]

I work in a restaurant..and this is exactly how people are..lol its nearly spot on.

[CAinfowarrior]

THAT. WAS. THE. SHIT!

[mrperfect87106]

LOL, I'm so glad this got made before it became all politically correct to not say the word "faggot".

[HeyJudeItsVictoria]

omg Sweets lolololol

[Sunoco]

Definitely the best part of the movie.

[Thunderholt2]

Only part of the movie I liked

[Mrjellybellyman1]

U know what i noticed,,this guy is the kid from freaks and geeks...

[boricua6483]

@Mrjellybellyman1 Sam weir, lol.

[TheOnatu]

A friend of mine told me the other day I looked like Mitch from Waiting. He also expects me to go completely nuts like Mitch did, as I behaved in much the same quiet way a few years ago.

Having never seen the movie and seeing this now, I can almost agree that I am/could be much the same as Mitch.

[YOURDOOM1996]

Change your fucking tampons and have another drink, bitch! ahahahahah

[MJohnnyboy]

its funny seeing Sam Weir telling people off.

[InspectorJavert1820]

@MJohnnyboy

Hah!! Me and me and my friends watched this movie and expected him to say "Oh! Hi" xD

[JustValeriefy]

I wonder how these guys could hold in their laughter with this, I bet they had to do this scene over again like a 100 times :p

[linzo32]

That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!! oh funnaaay

[rub1k]

well said dr.sweets

[dcsk8ter80]

Oh the goat.. Oh ho the goat.. you bastar... uh ho oh LOLLLOLOL

[av3nger3]

Because they're too busy talking to the person you want to talk to or something. You start to talk about something or they say go ahead, then the guy they're talking to remembers something and they both keep talking again. You're thinking: "What the fuck? MOOOtheerr f ...ahh."

[av3nger3]

This reminds me of how frustrating it is when I want to say something at a family event or something and no one lets you fucking talk. It pisses you off a portion of this much and or can piss you off as much as he is in the movie.

[bcome82]

FUCK YOU MONTY!! HAHAHA

that's good stuff :)

[Patchworkdrum]

This is how I'm quitting my job.

[bonante2004]

6 people saw the goat

[iheartmusikkk]

"You....You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurent...I Hope you burn in hell"

[chuecan2007]

press 5 for a laugh

[TheRealSKS]

watched this today on comedy central, so epic.

[Stormwysper]

Sweets!

[BzTProductions7]

he kirked, on ALL the annoying, bitches, lmaooo

[JediRebelKid]

Soon as the vid starts

THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!

[RALAMA2992]

AND YOU!!!....you know what, you're too easy XD

[JPZ16974]

this was soooo epic hahahah

[mandingo9999998]

The goat! The goat.. you bastard.

[lavellknight]

mitch went in on these dudes lol

[lauralou10284]

0:56 the way he says yeah! lol

[lavellknight]

i can watch this over and over again classic

[lavellknight]

i loved this part he snapped on they ass the look on their faces was priceless i loved when dude said what the fuck i do to u man lol

[DarkMystik1313]

So Fucking Hilarious!

[sosor3l]

0:49 .. and you... FUCK YOU MONTY!

[wonderdaylove]

Epic scene. Mitch is hot.

[InuvikPhil]

This guy is GREAT.

awesome delivery of the scene

[CoHScrapper]

LMAO our little Sam Wier of 'Freaks and Geeks' grew a pair...

All those asses he gets to kick. Priceless

[courtneymitchell1000]

y does this part turn me o ery time lmao.....i jus think hes the SEXIEST!!!!!!!!!!

[Dman40000]

best 'shut the fuck up' ever

[Rykan08]

Haha, in the bloopers he says "FUCK YOU RYAN"

[groman0751]

".. shes almost 18"- hahah legendary

[707zacbuster]

aww you stopped it at the best part wheres......."THAT WAS THE SHIT!!!!!"

[shadowrunner54]

Wwwaaaggghhh! I don't know what I want to be when I grow up-join the fucking army or something! Goddamn!

That's what I've always thought about movies that have characters like that in it.

[patdsmoshfan]

I love how Dane Cook looks back, "Who me?" 

[Lunestree]

Did he say "Dean" to that chick? o_o

[tears4forfears]

best part of the movie

[TheDBH336]

Sounds like he has flip flops on when his walking out, lol.

[MegDog360]

"waaaah i don't know what I wanna be when i grow up! JOIN THE FUCKIN ARMY OR SOMETHING GODDAMN."

[ChachaChapati]

Dane Cook is a piece of shit, no argument there.

[bluetoaster8822]

This absolutely deserved an Oscar nomination.

[soufianix]

all i've got to say : EPIC SCEEEEEENE XD

[kairaw16]

Only guy to pull off "The Goat" lmao

[DralosVos]

haha i laughed so hard when he pointed at dane cook, he turns around lmao XD "me?"

[Astralgd]

Deen got wrecked bad!

[Tlachape]

I love how bishop just looks at the goat, takes it in, and just starts clapping.

[zezo0]

You're f edgy and cool, yeeaahh! You're the coolest f guy in shenanigans WOOOOOO!!

[xBANZAIx808]

shes almost eighteen :/  LMAO

[pouderpuff]

downloading it now about to watch it for the first time :D

[VerdictDenied1]

"Change your fucking tampoon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch" HA HA! I love it.

[penske13]

thumbs up if 6 dislikes actually sent thier food back!!

[thinman25]

"THE GOAT!"

one of the best scenes of the movie. so good.

[Mosh2myBreakdwn]

Best scene in the movie :]

[1JimiJames1]

"THAT WAS THE SHIT!"

[FuzzyPanda97]

Best character in the movie

[VolcomViper45]

He didn't say anything about Serena xD

[two2birds]

The expression on Naomi's face when he tells her to "change your fucking tampon," is priceless.

Another gem: "We get it, man. You're fucking edgy and cool. Yeah, you're the coolest fucking guy at Shenanigan's. That's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome."

[sephiroth900000]

you....you are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant, and i hope you burn in hell.

me? what the fuck did i do to you man?!

[K1NGRHYZ]

5 people have downsyndrome

[overheater34]

5 people feel like mitch.

[metaknight95]

"well damn mitch i.."

"oh no asshole you shut the fuck up now its my turn to talk"

[TheMarii1986]

LMAO!!! YOU!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHYT IN THIS ENTIRE RESTAURANT! HAHAHAH

[Ellisthemechanic]

lol at the end fuckin faggots!

[707zacbuster]

@Ellisthemechanic THAT WAS THE SHIT LMAO

[VolcomViper45]

Lol "She's almost 18"

[renewd]

This is so much better with all the F-bombs in it, unlike the version they always show on Comedy Central. Mitch should be in a lot more movies.

[LADodgerKid714]

THAT WAS THE SHIT!

[GG100FDZ]

lmaoo i feel retarted but i saw this movie and i still dont get what the goat is.

SOmeone wanna explain?

[type026]

@GG100FDZ the goat is one of the positions where you flash your dick at one of the waiters. If they see it then you kick them in the ass three times. The goat is considered the ultimate form of that game. The Chef (Luis Guzman) says that if you can do the goat to someone you are a God!!

[latequilera22]

Favorite part in the movie!!!

[Kuelach]

@latequilera22 yup, hands down a scene to remember.

[Raffodude1992]

FUCK!! That was 4 years ago like March 2006 WOW!! and that was 5 years ago in October 2005 and they will be the 5th Anniversary!!!!!!

[kuo2002]

"What the fuck did I do to you"?

You're Dane Cook, that's what

[metaknight95]

@kuo2002 he actually did that as a diversion. hes in the back, they all look at him, he pulls the goat

[macross25]

@kuo2002 So true!!

[09thomp]

lol i saw that!!! it was funny

[type026]

This was probably the best part of the movie where Mitch goes postal.

[FistsOfFury21]

Oh shit the goat!!! The goat, you bastard!

[ijljk]

lmaoo

"And you... FUCK YOU MONTY..."

[mrREDBIRDFAN]

Everybody has their boiling point. Mitch fought it off for a long time. Sooner or later it erupts.

[iselin90]

the best part of the movie my fav part when he says u know what ur too easy

[757TriX]

funniest scene ever

[xBANZAIx808]

I love how they are all stunned by his rant that they know he is right and are ashamed

[BatJoker007]

Without turning around: "F****n' faggots." And slams the door behind him.

Now THAT is how you exit a room after dissing Dane Cook and doing The Goat.

[albertj24]

THAT WAS THE SHITT!!!!!!

LMFAO

[TheAtomicDestroyer]

Once you see a guy directly in the anus, you won't be able to unsee it.

[badboydavid10]

omfg lmao rofl

[Edgarssprogis]

I was watching it yesterday on TV and I so much Laughted at the end where Mitch just didnt take it anymore... :D

[jOeFiSh03]

you're the coolest fucking guy at shenanigans WOOO

[jee108]

lol wats the goat?

[theagilechild]

watch the movie. it's called "waiting." i highly recommend it....

[metaknight95]

@jee108 when you tuck your nuts between your ass cheeks and bend over so you see your nuts from behind...

[acerider67]

lol dane cook got owned.....

[mook5555]

whoa is that the kid from freaks and geeks

[OdelayGal]

@mook5555 yep

[Mike4evermetal2]

THE GOAT! XD

[kharbootah100]

hahahhahahaha lmao!!!

[go8smosh]

one of the best comedies ever, and this is the best scene.

[KineruMuzunaki]

It's funny how his face gets all red.

[crazyschoolboyDan]

Classic. The best scene in the movie!!!

[beirut818]

naomi is fukin hot!!

[Aaali7386]

"why aren't you in jail? what is she: 12, 13?" HAHA

[Drummerboy554466]

Calvin looked excited to hear what he had to say about him haha

[kreep25]

that movie so awesome, i can watch it all the time. its a shame that "still waiting" was such a garbage.

[CoHScrapper]

ROFLMAO

K, how many people at that party? How many asses does Mich get to kick?...

LMAO

[calypso694]

lmao love it when he calls out dane

[mannycomforter]

change your fuckin tampon and have another drink...you crazy fuckin bitch!!!!!! lmao!

[theadvermethod]

for some reason in the version i got to this movie they cut out the scene where mitch calls out amy and it just goes directly to monty. idk why. i like that part.

[BlueRazor69]

such a funny ass movie

[logwind]

HAHAHAHA

[clearlightsburn]

everyone: OHHHH

the goat! the goat!, oh you bastard

hahahahahaha

[darksayese]

LMAO, SHE ALMOST 18, FUCKIN MONTY

[norbit91]

"That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!"

LMAOOOOO.

[NBKgaming]

any1 else having trouble geting an mp4 of this clip off youtube?

[toophatpoyo]

Mitch is tearing everyone 2 new ones. 3 for Ryan Reynolds.

[trueblood1221]

I love it when Naomi's cigarette falls out of her mouth and the look on Dean's face when Mitch told him to join the fuckin' army.

[synthrock1]

This movie made me go to restaurants more and hang with crazy motherfuckers like these.

[airdriver]

Try working with them for days, weeks months, YEARS. Its get's old really quick and so do you.

[PokerVertigo]

This movie made me bone your mom...

[kaizokupanda]

gawd I can't believe Sam would say that.... he... is... FUCKING AWESOME!!! Too bad he wasn't in the sequel, but I guess he would be the last one to stay at that crappy job...

[Nadesico360]

Oh my gawd this scene so fucking funny. I everytime I see it I roll on the ground laughing.

[killermel23]

best part in the movie

[MsTaylorProductions]

BEST part of the entire movie. i didnt realize Dr Sweets from Bones was in it until the other day. and then this part came on and i almost died laughing it was FANTASTIC!

[Punkandfunk420]

Dane Cook looks scared out of his mind when Mitch calls him out lmao! xD

[jeffhardy4057]

U STFU NOW ITS MY TURN TO TALK

[Tinkizzonfire]

sam's all grown up lol

[Sphinn]

And you..... you are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. I hope you burn in hell.

[mcbrownsugar]

I watched this movie @ 3 in the morning after a lot of drinks. I almost pissed on myself laughing so hard. Mitch rules.

[cabrunzell]

this fuckin hilarious! sweets from bones went nuckin futs!

[19stephanie85]

Ahhhh! thanks! I was all wth is this guy in??? Gotta love Sweets!

[Sk84love]

lmfao yes

[LADodgerKid714]

THE GOAT!

[Xxmalice667]

I know somone who looks and acts exactly like this dude

[BCoriginal1]

Same here dude same here

[ShinRyojin]

@Xxmalice667

Did this person go ballstic too?

[Xxmalice667]

He's actually more like him before he goes ballistic , but maybe he'll snap one of these days haha

[ShinRyojin]

Well when the day he finally goes nuts comes, videotape it. We can do a side by side comparison! lol

[BIGDADDYF50]

THE GOAT !

[CoHScrapper]

Ya know, I like Ryan Reynolds and all, but he does tend to play the SAME fucking character in every movie he's in. The kind of character thats, as Mitch put it, "Always gotta be right with your little quips."

K, I know he's been in more films, but real quick, "Waiting" "Blade: Trinity" and "Just Friends" 3 different films, SAME character. It's what kind of worked, but at the same time, ruined it for me to see him play "Wade Wilson aka Deadpool"

He's perfect FOR the role, but annoying AS it.