Wow. Summer is doing such a great job in these scenes! I mean, usually when women fight, they seem kinda graceless, like they want to be like men. But here its different, its like she can fight and be cute at the same time! ^.^
cause its the truth. and it gets annoying seeing all these media outlets gassing bitches up into thinking they can beat men, and when they find out real quick in real life that they cant, they go running to the cops
1 what exactly is 'strong' about some bitch beating up men? a bitch is strong cause she can beat up men? so why is it then that men cant hit them, would the men not be strong as well? you twisting my words into a straw man wont work, i specifically said 'it gets annoying seeing all these media outlets gassing bitches up into thinking they can beat men, and when they find out real quick in real life that they cant, they go running to the cops'. 'strong' had nothing to do with it
@TENNSUMITSUMA well rather than "strong" how would you like me to say it? fine. you have an issue with scifi shows portraying women as.. what? good fighters? as being able to beat people up? it's just a tv show. it's entertainment. clearly you've had some sort of bad experience with a women. maybe one hit you and when you hit her back she went to the cops?
i can't believe you'd start talking about rape like that, as if it's okay. just don't talk to me, you lunatic.
1. Whinging about misandry while referring to women exclusively as 'bitches' and insinuating that no woman is capable of holding her own in a fight is hilarious.
2. Have you ever even WATCHED Firefly/Serenity? River Tam's not supposed to be a feminist ideal or a role model. She's supposed to be a broken, scared, mentally unstable little girl who just so happens to be a complete badass.
3. Stop trivializing rape victims, you sorry excuse for a man.
1 you can laugh all you want, if it wasnt true then why is it that men arent allowed to hit women and get away with it like women are? that and you prove my point as to the bitches part
2 dont need the caps. nothing bad ass about a retard that thinks even though shes more unstable than an ati driver, she has the ability to rewrite the bible
3 fuck rape victims (pun intended now that i caught it). im a man cause i say so not you
@TENNSUMITSUMA Way to completely avoid the point, my dear Watson.
'You are the demons' is a reference.
1. Yes, there is a double standard, but there are better ways to raise awareness than to be a petulant little shit. Fighting sexism with sexism doesn't work.
2. Caps are for emphasis, cupcake. And the ableist language ain't helping you out.
3. Real men don't deal with their mommy issues by playing psychotic tough-guy on youtube.
1 how was i sexist? by pointing out the fact that her beating 1 much less a bunch of guys is bs? fine then truth is sexist.
2 dont need your 'emphasis'. i dont care if 'the ablest language' is helping or not, again its the truth
3 fine ill be a fake man. last time i checked men (real or fake) dont go throwing shaming tactics at other men, especially ones that start with 'real men'. whats that? you're a bitch? so what the fuck do you know about being a man?
well youre an idiot. and you can speak for yourself instead of trying to throw all men in the laine of shaming tactic fire. if real battles arent about strength then why is it that
1 they have different weight divisions in pro fights
2 men and women dont fight in the same fights
all that 'stealth and quickness' dont mean shit i you cant hit worth a damn. as for the kill before blah blah blah. in a fight like what she was in, that doesnt happen
@TENNSUMITSUMA Uh and I almost forgot to ask why are you so stuck on phy str. When it have little to nothing to do with a real fight. A ave 10 year old have enough str to kill any fully grown men in one hit. If they know where to hit. Str maybe have 10% at most to do with a real fight. Stealth=females quickness= both flexibility=females knowledge= both eye to hand coordination=both multitasking=female these are the 5 which makes a real fighter. Str is what makes fun entertainer fight
2 if you think it has nothing to do with a 'real fight' you're a bigger imbecile than you seem. ask any mma fighter, you cant even ko a well trained fighter in one hit due to adrenaline much less other factors. that death touch shit is in movies only.
''Stealth=females quickness= both flexibility=females knowledge= both eye to hand coordination=both multitasking=female these are the 5 which makes a real fighter.'
BWAH HA HA what the fuck was that? i raly should let some real fighters rip you apart on that one.
last i checked it was a man that was the fastest on the planet. since when did quickness, knowledge, and all the others you mentioned have a gender? multitask in a fight? shit bitch i bet you got BEAT UP as a kid
'Stealth=females quickness= both flexibility=females knowledge= both eye to hand coordination=both multitasking=female these are the 5 which makes a real fighter
lets see here: bruce lee, mohommad ali, manny pacciao, mike tyson, fedor, cro-cop, jigoro kano, Mitsuyo Maeda, rickson gracie (bitch ass), wanderlei silva, bitch i could go on. name one of those that a woman could beat and name one of those that is a woman making your 'x=y=z' actual fact and not just delusion?
1 send it to my email tennsumitsuma at hotmail dot com
2 you never took me up on my offer to fight you. lets see if all of what you say is provable (try that one hit kill shit one me)
3 'uh' they are all real fighters. you juts cant admit that im right and you're wrong
4 this is obviously a chick vid to give you bitches hope that you can beat a guy in real life, but we all know who is gonna be on the floor cryin to cops unless knocked the fuck out
5 this is getting sad. beating you anymore is like beating the shit out of a blind and def quadriplegic. i have finals to study for and im tired of wasting my time with you. you can say whatever you want behind my back, cause much like a guy that just got to fuck the girl hes been chasing after, you don't do it for me anymore. ive lost all interest in you.
so by your imbecile logic, in sport fighting men are better but not in real fighting? id love to prove you wrong by me and you going one on one.
if your foolishness is true, why is it that men and women don't fight in the same match? men cant hit women? anything involving physical ability, the standards are lowered for women? etc.
men are physically superior in all areas to women, and science has proved the obvious. deny all you want. lets see your 'history' that proves otherwise.
@TENNSUMITSUMA Firstly Science have only shown males are built with moe naturel str, and that is all.
Which pure str is only one area of how the body works.
Like in flexibility females are superior.
First reason men does not hit women, is a culture thing which came from the catholic church which spent hundreds of years trying to kill off all of female rights.
Second sport fighting is not real fighting.
Sport fighting was created for entertainment, their for it was made so it will last
all i have to say to this is walk into any tma or mma school and ask them how likely it is to kill someone in one hit, especially when they have adrenaline running through them since it supposedly is life and death? that kill bill 5 point bullshit isnt real. you wont be able to beat a real fighter in one hit or that would be all anyone trains in.
if you want to risk your life on what you just said, that your stupidity
1 it means everything, especially when evenly matched in skill and exp
2 we are talking about women fighting men
3 (side note) since women have their rights back (that they supposedly didnt have) why is it that we cant go back to being able to hit them like before the catholic church 'oppressed' them?
4 say it all you want a 10 year old, wont beat a fully grown, pro (or eve amateur) fighter ever. unless its staged.
so couldn't get past the list of names of men past and present that each did more than all your supposed 'female warriors' put together. if you spam me with names of bitches (hopefully not mythical) someone will just mark you as spam, (not me cause i dont give a fuck)
@TENNSUMITSUMA Atually, most of the world's best assassins are female, the most notable exception was Illich Ramirez Sanchez (Carlos the Jackal), besides that, you'll never hear of a male assassin that can surpass the top female one, woman are just made for it underhanded fighting, males are better at soldiering, head on confrontation and such.
@TENNSUMITSUMA That's kind of the point, they're into killing people, not marketing, but if you check with anyone that used to be in these sort of business, they'll confirm that a female killer is always more efficient than a male one, just google it, I ain't making this up. Of course, you can think whatever you want, I'm just saying.
what do you mean 'That's kind of the point, they're into killing people, not marketing'
how do you know they are more efficient if you never hear of them? what does 'marketing' have to do with anything? and why use men if women are 'oh so much better'?
me not hearing about them at all much less more than men makes a case that they dont exist, more than a case that they are more efficient.
@TENNSUMITSUMA Had you bothered to do some research, you would have understood how I know this, but you didn't, you cling on the idea that men are superior, but having seen your gallery, I know there is no reasoning with you, so let me only say this, when you refuse to even consider the possibility others might be right and you might be wrong, it doesn't make you right, it makes you ignorant.
If it can help, my 'source' is Adjudant Tremblay, my Instructor and former Navy Intel Analyst.
how about since you made the claim you provide the evidence. i never once said men are superior, maybe if you could actually read and not go off on tangents you would have known that. this entire fight/debate/whatever the fuck you want to call it was about women getting into hand to hand combat with men AS THE BITCH IN THE FUCKIN VIDEO DID. not about supposed amazons of past or assassins. men are physically Superior to women. bible,science, logic, etc has proven it.
@TENNSUMITSUMA I have better things to do than read debates on the internet, all I did was share some information given to me and you went all defensive on me. I'm done wasting time here.
ps the adhoms and shaming tactics wont work on me. sad as fuck that you cant find anything in my posts here to take me out so you have to resort to irrelevant things and stalking my page. what exactly have you been right about? all i see is you thinking you're right even though you're wrong. despite facts from all angles (bible,science, logic, etc) proving you're wrong you still think you're right, which make you an imbecile
where in history has women ever proven to be better fighters than men or at the very least so good that they could beat men. a- that's what this is about, not weather they are good fighters compared to other women i guess. b- last time i checked its only the lat 10-20 years that women have even ever been in combat situations. shit they still aren't even allowed on the front lines.
and women dont have as big an ego as men? you really are an imbecile
had to google all the bitches you mentioned, especially since women were oh so oppressed all throughout history. just that samurai bitch was suspicious. a quick google search shows source after source saying 'believed to have' , 'varied accounts', etc and thats just her. it doesn't say that she defeated 'men after men' , i wouldn't be surprised if like alot of causes she got credit for the group since she was leader
then ther is the fact that it makes no sense that a woman got to a high anything considering how 'second rate' women were viewed back then especially with the busido code running around. i can guess that a full search of her and the rest that you named will show similar cases where it seems like the woman was so great but wasnt.
@TENNSUMITSUMA These are only a few their been hundreds of thousands of female warriors.
Who crush men after men.
Let me explain something before Christianity took over Europe, their was a massive amount of female warriors. However it crush female rights, and in place's like north and south america, females had a lot of rights.
Actually with the Cherokee females was the only one allow to execute some on.
really '...their been hundreds of thousands of female warriors. Who crush men after men.' ha ha you really believe that? crushing a little boy or an elderly man is hardly anything to gloat about. after doing a quick search of your indian fighter i noticed that in both cases the women used weapons. they didn't fight the men in hand to hand combat (which is the point of this whole thing and vid). wow you can use a sword or gun and kill someone, great physical strength is needed for that
how did Christianity stop female warriors or their rights? in case you don't know this in school you hear that women have been oppressed all throughout history, not just after Christianity anything
then there is the question of: if these women were so much stronger and/or powerful than the men, how is it that the men supposedly oppressed them or the women? or were they like so many other women in history who had the power to make women 'equal' but didn't
there have been so many female warriors yet who do you hear of as far as winning wars battles fights and that actually meant something and had any lasting and significant effect? lets see
myamoto musashi, Genghis khan, sun tzu, Napoleon, Alexander the great, william of normandy, i could go ad infinitum. and guess the difference? they could fight in hand to hand, not only with weapons.
are you fuckin serious? we gonna go into modern day comparisons of men and women? you fucked up. i dont know where you got that isreaels female pilots are the best on the planet but i bet russia and the us male pilots would disagree. isreal is know for having the best trained army, and the comparison was done only with men of other armies.
if women are really as physically as good as men, they wouldn't have different requirements (the females are easier)
there is so much science that proves men are physically Superior to women. its also a fact of biology and the bible. show me the list of bitches that killed men in hand to hand combat like this river bitch in the vid can supposedly do. any one can take a gun or sword and kill someone
now then if women are just as good as men why is it that
there are different weight divisions? separate genders? easier requirements for women? etc. (not getting into any social rules)
Interesting. I only now noticed the resemblance of the bar-brawl and final fight with reavers. River's movements and technics are essentially the same, either bare-handed or armed with axes. As she was doing what she was trained to do, fighting with certain developed style. Another one of small things that make the movie so polished.
The only way this collage could have been more awesome is if it actually included River's line from that last scene. "Also? I can kill you with my brain."
Hermione should have been like River Tam in the last book of HP, THAT would have gotten stuff sorted! But instead we got a winge here and a cry there - such a waste of potential girlpower ass-whooping time.
@zionlion99 she was already gracefull before going to the Academy, so basicilly all the Allience did was enhance her strength her ability to use guns and make her a physic
The sad thing is that I think most the things off xkcd are good ideas.
The brilliant thing is that the only thing they would need to set this up is to have River watch a kiddie show. It would also be brilliant if all the verse's major problems were solved by River simply beating the **** out of everyone. No more reavers, no more alliance.
I wish wish wish I could have seen a showdown between River and that Operative hunting them down in Serenity. Now that would have been a truly epic fight!
@ChibbyTonx The show was called Firefly. Fox canceled it during the first season because they ran the episodes out of order so it was never able to gain a audience. After it was canceled, they released the show on DVD in the correct order and it gained millions of fans. So a movie was made called Serenity, which is also the name of the TV pilot. But since then the actors have moved on so theres little hope of it ever coming back. A huge error on Foxs part. People still dont forgive them for it.
This video was great but it couldve been epic if the sound worked in the last clip. It makes it kinda end as a bummer and it was so good up to that point. I call for a edit and re-upload lol.
the only other River chuck norris would think twice before picking a fight with
TheInspectorwho 5 days ago
Ета курам на смех!
warszawianka 1 week ago
The look on Jayne's face at the end... priceless
I'm also rather inspired to go out and kick a room full of butt...
myjunefairy 1 week ago
Looks like someone reads xkcd.
Owiion 2 weeks ago
gotta love the Two steps from Hell
alaskinator 2 weeks ago
cutting the sound and adding this music pretty much ruins the whole vibe of this scene. "Scary monsters."
CenyddRos 1 month ago
Immediate music?
crazy88boss 1 month ago
Meh. Too talkie.
JeweledBeast 2 months ago
This music isn't nearly epic enough for this scene!
wimscheers 2 months ago
5 people must be cracked not to like this vid.
kinnika 2 months ago
"Also, I can kill you with my brain."
Best. Line. Ever.
o249s3 2 months ago 2
River Tam could kill Chuck Norris with her brain...after he gets off the 'Total Gym'.
Prometheus1st 3 months ago
River Tam vs. River Song--now there's something I'd like to see.
sternbergzookie 3 months ago
What song is this?
01TheWarrior 4 months ago
River Tam is the great great grandaughter of chuck norris.
Panthiest 4 months ago
"She always did love to dance."
skywize 4 months ago
Awesome video. But the last ten seconds really need to have the dialogue on.
JeanCocteau777 4 months ago 9
@JeanCocteau777 She says "I can kill you with my brain."
myjunefairy 1 week ago
@myjunefairy
I know, myjunefairy, but people who haven't seen the series won't know that and they will be cheated.
JeanCocteau777 1 week ago
Also, I'd totally watch this movie. RELIGIOUSLY.
oksoitsmille 4 months ago
Firefly was the most under-rated scifi series ever!
wyopaul82 5 months ago 38
@wyopaul82 Under-rated?! I don't think there's a nerd alive who hasn't petitioned for it's return. Fox is just too damn stupid to start it again.
Nayrbarr1234 2 months ago
@wyopaul82 Not just under-rated, but also the best!
Toneai2007 4 weeks ago 3
i would watch this. a lot.
anindefinitearticle 5 months ago
how she and jayne didn't get together, i will never know.
jarelynmonroe 6 months ago
Wow. Summer is doing such a great job in these scenes! I mean, usually when women fight, they seem kinda graceless, like they want to be like men. But here its different, its like she can fight and be cute at the same time! ^.^
EvitaLovely 6 months ago
yeah right....real fight and she would get raped
TENNSUMITSUMA 6 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA wtf?
jarelynmonroe 6 months ago
@jarelynmonroe
whats so hard to understand about what i said
TENNSUMITSUMA 6 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA it's not what you said that i don't understand. it's why you would say it?
jarelynmonroe 6 months ago
@jarelynmonroe
cause its the truth. and it gets annoying seeing all these media outlets gassing bitches up into thinking they can beat men, and when they find out real quick in real life that they cant, they go running to the cops
TENNSUMITSUMA 5 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA what the hell are you even talking about? you're pissed off because sci-fi tv shows portray strong women? wow. what is your damage?
jarelynmonroe 5 months ago
@jarelynmonroe
1 what exactly is 'strong' about some bitch beating up men? a bitch is strong cause she can beat up men? so why is it then that men cant hit them, would the men not be strong as well? you twisting my words into a straw man wont work, i specifically said 'it gets annoying seeing all these media outlets gassing bitches up into thinking they can beat men, and when they find out real quick in real life that they cant, they go running to the cops'. 'strong' had nothing to do with it
TENNSUMITSUMA 5 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA well rather than "strong" how would you like me to say it? fine. you have an issue with scifi shows portraying women as.. what? good fighters? as being able to beat people up? it's just a tv show. it's entertainment. clearly you've had some sort of bad experience with a women. maybe one hit you and when you hit her back she went to the cops?
i can't believe you'd start talking about rape like that, as if it's okay. just don't talk to me, you lunatic.
jarelynmonroe 5 months ago
@jarelynmonroe
u r the biggest imbecile ive seen
1 what id like u 2 say is the answer to my question as to how she is a 'strong woman' just cause she beat up a bunch of guys
2 would it be just a tv show and entertainment if i was one guy beating a shit load of bitches?
3 clearly youre an in idiot if you think me calling bullshit= me having a bad exp with women
4 clearly youve had a bad (or good) experience with rape. some one got up in dem guts eh?
5 u rely to me telling me not 2 talk 2 u (O_o)
TENNSUMITSUMA 5 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA you're vile :|
MegaLickitung 5 months ago
@MegaLickitung
your an idiot (O_o)
who the fuck are you, and what business is this of yours?
TENNSUMITSUMA 5 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA
No, you are the idiots.
1. Whinging about misandry while referring to women exclusively as 'bitches' and insinuating that no woman is capable of holding her own in a fight is hilarious.
2. Have you ever even WATCHED Firefly/Serenity? River Tam's not supposed to be a feminist ideal or a role model. She's supposed to be a broken, scared, mentally unstable little girl who just so happens to be a complete badass.
3. Stop trivializing rape victims, you sorry excuse for a man.
oksoitsmille 4 months ago 2
@oksoitsmille
i am the 'idiots'? how many of me one is there?
1 you can laugh all you want, if it wasnt true then why is it that men arent allowed to hit women and get away with it like women are? that and you prove my point as to the bitches part
2 dont need the caps. nothing bad ass about a retard that thinks even though shes more unstable than an ati driver, she has the ability to rewrite the bible
3 fuck rape victims (pun intended now that i caught it). im a man cause i say so not you
TENNSUMITSUMA 4 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Way to completely avoid the point, my dear Watson.
'You are the demons' is a reference.
1. Yes, there is a double standard, but there are better ways to raise awareness than to be a petulant little shit. Fighting sexism with sexism doesn't work.
2. Caps are for emphasis, cupcake. And the ableist language ain't helping you out.
3. Real men don't deal with their mommy issues by playing psychotic tough-guy on youtube.
oksoitsmille 4 months ago 2
@oksoitsmille
i didn't avoid anything
1 how was i sexist? by pointing out the fact that her beating 1 much less a bunch of guys is bs? fine then truth is sexist.
2 dont need your 'emphasis'. i dont care if 'the ablest language' is helping or not, again its the truth
3 fine ill be a fake man. last time i checked men (real or fake) dont go throwing shaming tactics at other men, especially ones that start with 'real men'. whats that? you're a bitch? so what the fuck do you know about being a man?
TENNSUMITSUMA 4 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA I'm sorry but if some one have the ability to read minds, and see into the future.
It would not matter how weak they was, they would be unstoppable.
Because they could counter any attack thrown at them.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
right, now back in reality......
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Uh and on top of that females can fight very well if train right.
After all a real battle is not about str, it about stealth and quickness the ability to kill your foe with out them even noticing you.
Which history proves females can be great fighters, their been more then one in every culture around the world.
Yes their rare but that's because females does not care about fighting, and does not have such big ego's as we men have,
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
you really had to write 'uh'?
well youre an idiot. and you can speak for yourself instead of trying to throw all men in the laine of shaming tactic fire. if real battles arent about strength then why is it that
1 they have different weight divisions in pro fights
2 men and women dont fight in the same fights
all that 'stealth and quickness' dont mean shit i you cant hit worth a damn. as for the kill before blah blah blah. in a fight like what she was in, that doesnt happen
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
1 thats what this vid was about
2 if you think it has nothing to do with a 'real fight' you're a bigger imbecile than you seem. ask any mma fighter, you cant even ko a well trained fighter in one hit due to adrenaline much less other factors. that death touch shit is in movies only.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@nisteven
(cont)
''Stealth=females quickness= both flexibility=females knowledge= both eye to hand coordination=both multitasking=female these are the 5 which makes a real fighter.'
BWAH HA HA what the fuck was that? i raly should let some real fighters rip you apart on that one.
last i checked it was a man that was the fastest on the planet. since when did quickness, knowledge, and all the others you mentioned have a gender? multitask in a fight? shit bitch i bet you got BEAT UP as a kid
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@nisteven
(cont)
'Stealth=females quickness= both flexibility=females knowledge= both eye to hand coordination=both multitasking=female these are the 5 which makes a real fighter
lets see here: bruce lee, mohommad ali, manny pacciao, mike tyson, fedor, cro-cop, jigoro kano, Mitsuyo Maeda, rickson gracie (bitch ass), wanderlei silva, bitch i could go on. name one of those that a woman could beat and name one of those that is a woman making your 'x=y=z' actual fact and not just delusion?
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Well I can't inbox you since you have the lock on.
So I sent it into your myspace inbox.
Uh and most of those names you said, are not real fighters those are sport fighters.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
(i gotta see this)
1 send it to my email tennsumitsuma at hotmail dot com
2 you never took me up on my offer to fight you. lets see if all of what you say is provable (try that one hit kill shit one me)
3 'uh' they are all real fighters. you juts cant admit that im right and you're wrong
4 this is obviously a chick vid to give you bitches hope that you can beat a guy in real life, but we all know who is gonna be on the floor cryin to cops unless knocked the fuck out
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA
(cont)
5 this is getting sad. beating you anymore is like beating the shit out of a blind and def quadriplegic. i have finals to study for and im tired of wasting my time with you. you can say whatever you want behind my back, cause much like a guy that just got to fuck the girl hes been chasing after, you don't do it for me anymore. ive lost all interest in you.
off to the next fight, and more interesting bitch
done
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA So yes in boxing, wrestling and other fighting sports.
I agree males are naturely better.
However not in a real fight.
Which if you actually did some real studying you would see this.
It been proven multy times through out history.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
so by your imbecile logic, in sport fighting men are better but not in real fighting? id love to prove you wrong by me and you going one on one.
if your foolishness is true, why is it that men and women don't fight in the same match? men cant hit women? anything involving physical ability, the standards are lowered for women? etc.
men are physically superior in all areas to women, and science has proved the obvious. deny all you want. lets see your 'history' that proves otherwise.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Firstly Science have only shown males are built with moe naturel str, and that is all.
Which pure str is only one area of how the body works.
Like in flexibility females are superior.
First reason men does not hit women, is a culture thing which came from the catholic church which spent hundreds of years trying to kill off all of female rights.
Second sport fighting is not real fighting.
Sport fighting was created for entertainment, their for it was made so it will last
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
1 not talking about how the body works, i was originally talking about women being able to beat men in hand to hand combat like the bitch in the vid.
2 show me what proof says females have better flexibility than men. Ive seen male gymnasts as well as contortionists.
3 they tried to 'kill off all female rights' and the best way to do that is by saying they are immune from a beating? ....right.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA for a certain amount of time at lest. Which a real fight will only last seconds, and one side will be dead.
Sport fighting is also made so it will get those who watch it(mainly males) adrenaline running really high.
Which shows of nothing but pure brute str is the best way to do it.
However in a real fight it about being able to kill your foe within one hit.
Which their over 10 place's over the body that with a str of a ave 10 year old, you can kill a person.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
all i have to say to this is walk into any tma or mma school and ask them how likely it is to kill someone in one hit, especially when they have adrenaline running through them since it supposedly is life and death? that kill bill 5 point bullshit isnt real. you wont be able to beat a real fighter in one hit or that would be all anyone trains in.
if you want to risk your life on what you just said, that your stupidity
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Their over 50 place's where you can paralyze, parts of the body. which again a ave 10 year old have enough str to push them.
PLZ tell me why are you so focus on brute str, when it means so little.
Brute str was not made for fighting, it was made to scare off other predators, are rivals.
Because the bigger you look the more likely other hunters will try and stay away from you.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
why?
1 it means everything, especially when evenly matched in skill and exp
2 we are talking about women fighting men
3 (side note) since women have their rights back (that they supposedly didnt have) why is it that we cant go back to being able to hit them like before the catholic church 'oppressed' them?
4 say it all you want a 10 year old, wont beat a fully grown, pro (or eve amateur) fighter ever. unless its staged.
5 theory and practical are two different things
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Well since you still acting stupid, I will spam names of female warriors of the past.
Who made major difference in battles.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
so couldn't get past the list of names of men past and present that each did more than all your supposed 'female warriors' put together. if you spam me with names of bitches (hopefully not mythical) someone will just mark you as spam, (not me cause i dont give a fuck)
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Atually, most of the world's best assassins are female, the most notable exception was Illich Ramirez Sanchez (Carlos the Jackal), besides that, you'll never hear of a male assassin that can surpass the top female one, woman are just made for it underhanded fighting, males are better at soldiering, head on confrontation and such.
jonasgrant 3 months ago
@jonasgrant
such as who? cause all i ever hear of is hit men
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA That's kind of the point, they're into killing people, not marketing, but if you check with anyone that used to be in these sort of business, they'll confirm that a female killer is always more efficient than a male one, just google it, I ain't making this up. Of course, you can think whatever you want, I'm just saying.
jonasgrant 3 months ago
@jonasgrant
what do you mean 'That's kind of the point, they're into killing people, not marketing'
how do you know they are more efficient if you never hear of them? what does 'marketing' have to do with anything? and why use men if women are 'oh so much better'?
me not hearing about them at all much less more than men makes a case that they dont exist, more than a case that they are more efficient.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Had you bothered to do some research, you would have understood how I know this, but you didn't, you cling on the idea that men are superior, but having seen your gallery, I know there is no reasoning with you, so let me only say this, when you refuse to even consider the possibility others might be right and you might be wrong, it doesn't make you right, it makes you ignorant.
If it can help, my 'source' is Adjudant Tremblay, my Instructor and former Navy Intel Analyst.
jonasgrant 3 months ago
@jonasgrant
how about since you made the claim you provide the evidence. i never once said men are superior, maybe if you could actually read and not go off on tangents you would have known that. this entire fight/debate/whatever the fuck you want to call it was about women getting into hand to hand combat with men AS THE BITCH IN THE FUCKIN VIDEO DID. not about supposed amazons of past or assassins. men are physically Superior to women. bible,science, logic, etc has proven it.
TENNSUMITSUMA 2 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA I have better things to do than read debates on the internet, all I did was share some information given to me and you went all defensive on me. I'm done wasting time here.
jonasgrant 2 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA 'Tis the season to be trolling, trololololololololo.
IPwnYou4Eva 2 months ago
@jonasgrant
(cont)
ps the adhoms and shaming tactics wont work on me. sad as fuck that you cant find anything in my posts here to take me out so you have to resort to irrelevant things and stalking my page. what exactly have you been right about? all i see is you thinking you're right even though you're wrong. despite facts from all angles (bible,science, logic, etc) proving you're wrong you still think you're right, which make you an imbecile
TENNSUMITSUMA 2 months ago
@jonasgrant
(cont)
as for your 'source'
1 a quick google of this bitch shows shit all in french
2 how do you know that what she says is true? (im assuming this is about the whole women are better assassins bull)
3 how was i supposed to do research and find her as a source?
4 if i wasn't supposed to find her, how come you couldn't point to an actual study of some sort
5 none of what you said explained what i said about not hearing them more = non existence than efficiency.
TENNSUMITSUMA 2 months ago
@nisteven
(cont)
where in history has women ever proven to be better fighters than men or at the very least so good that they could beat men. a- that's what this is about, not weather they are good fighters compared to other women i guess. b- last time i checked its only the lat 10-20 years that women have even ever been in combat situations. shit they still aren't even allowed on the front lines.
and women dont have as big an ego as men? you really are an imbecile
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA You calling me a imbecile, when from your statement it clear you know nothing about history.
Here let me give you a few names of females warriors of the past.
Anne Bonny=Pirate Captain, which only the famous black beard had a higher bounty.
Tomoe Gozen= Samurai, she was second in command of the entire army, known for her sword skills.
Nan'yehi= cherokee, she won more then a thousand battles in her life time.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
yes i am calling you an imbecile
had to google all the bitches you mentioned, especially since women were oh so oppressed all throughout history. just that samurai bitch was suspicious. a quick google search shows source after source saying 'believed to have' , 'varied accounts', etc and thats just her. it doesn't say that she defeated 'men after men' , i wouldn't be surprised if like alot of causes she got credit for the group since she was leader
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@nisteven
(cont)
then ther is the fact that it makes no sense that a woman got to a high anything considering how 'second rate' women were viewed back then especially with the busido code running around. i can guess that a full search of her and the rest that you named will show similar cases where it seems like the woman was so great but wasnt.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA These are only a few their been hundreds of thousands of female warriors.
Who crush men after men.
Let me explain something before Christianity took over Europe, their was a massive amount of female warriors. However it crush female rights, and in place's like north and south america, females had a lot of rights.
Actually with the Cherokee females was the only one allow to execute some on.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
really '...their been hundreds of thousands of female warriors. Who crush men after men.' ha ha you really believe that? crushing a little boy or an elderly man is hardly anything to gloat about. after doing a quick search of your indian fighter i noticed that in both cases the women used weapons. they didn't fight the men in hand to hand combat (which is the point of this whole thing and vid). wow you can use a sword or gun and kill someone, great physical strength is needed for that
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@nisteven
(cont)
how did Christianity stop female warriors or their rights? in case you don't know this in school you hear that women have been oppressed all throughout history, not just after Christianity anything
then there is the question of: if these women were so much stronger and/or powerful than the men, how is it that the men supposedly oppressed them or the women? or were they like so many other women in history who had the power to make women 'equal' but didn't
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Then in Asia yes females did not have a lot of rights, however because of how they view the world.
If a female prove her power she was allow in war.
Because of this their been thousands of Asian female warriors.
Their been to many to count of Indian female warriors.
Then in Europe their was a lot at one time, however from the church taking over their only been a few after wards.
Which only then because they hide their gender, which they was hundreds of recorded executions
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
there have been so many female warriors yet who do you hear of as far as winning wars battles fights and that actually meant something and had any lasting and significant effect? lets see
myamoto musashi, Genghis khan, sun tzu, Napoleon, Alexander the great, william of normandy, i could go ad infinitum. and guess the difference? they could fight in hand to hand, not only with weapons.
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA in Europe. Which was about killing females who join the military hiding their gender.
They called the females Witches because that's the only way a female could fight as good as a male.
One last thing Israel allow female fighter pilots, and their known for the most talented air force in the world.
Plus they have a 2 year program you have to past to become one, and it known for being the toughest in the world.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
are you fuckin serious? we gonna go into modern day comparisons of men and women? you fucked up. i dont know where you got that isreaels female pilots are the best on the planet but i bet russia and the us male pilots would disagree. isreal is know for having the best trained army, and the comparison was done only with men of other armies.
if women are really as physically as good as men, they wouldn't have different requirements (the females are easier)
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA
P.S. if you don't shut up after this, I will inbox you name after name of great female warriors of the past, who slew hundreds of men.
nisteven 3 months ago
@nisteven
ps
there is so much science that proves men are physically Superior to women. its also a fact of biology and the bible. show me the list of bitches that killed men in hand to hand combat like this river bitch in the vid can supposedly do. any one can take a gun or sword and kill someone
now then if women are just as good as men why is it that
there are different weight divisions? separate genders? easier requirements for women? etc. (not getting into any social rules)
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@jarelynmonroe
(Cont)
2 'what is your damage'
-that made no sense
TENNSUMITSUMA 5 months ago
@TENNSUMITSUMA Firstly you majorly mistaking about mine gender, I am a guy not a female.
nisteven 3 months ago
I'm a girl and also as straight as can be but River is SEXY in most of these scenes! She's dancing as she fights if you really watch her! WOw!!
10thDoctorLove 7 months ago 7
excellent video and music, I love Summer Glau as River!
oneirishpoet 7 months ago
would have loved to hear her say 'no power in the verse can stop me'
mleprkr 7 months ago 2
the timing on this edit job is pretty damn good
mleprkr 7 months ago
RIVER TAM GONNA TAM
movieartman 8 months ago 6
BAR PEOPLE GONNA BAR
movieartman 8 months ago
What's wrong with those bar people? Why do they keep trying to attack her instead of running for their lives like any sane person would?
wisefelipe 8 months ago
Can we go back to the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90lb girl? 'Cos I don't think that's ever gonna get old.
randomface54 9 months ago 30
i have decided to become an offical stalker of summer glau. why well for obvius reasons of course also she was awsome in this show and the cape.
brawler707 9 months ago
haha, i love XKCD
sinisterhunter 10 months ago
Between Firefly/Serenity and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Summer Glau can kick some serious ass for a tiny little hot girl.
roguelead72 11 months ago
Chuck Norris' only fear..River Tam
roguelead72 11 months ago 7
its amazing that she can move her feet that quickly with those giant boots
Grdankl 11 months ago
Interesting. I only now noticed the resemblance of the bar-brawl and final fight with reavers. River's movements and technics are essentially the same, either bare-handed or armed with axes. As she was doing what she was trained to do, fighting with certain developed style. Another one of small things that make the movie so polished.
ShannonForaker 11 months ago
1:14. She got clipped in the head.
Mingie12 1 year ago
FOUND IT! the music is" Immediate music - with great power."
Poxjaw 1 year ago
@Poxjaw Thank You !
stregus 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Without a doubt you do not mess with River!!
bobster65 1 year ago
seriously, someone, anyone, what is the music!?!?!?!!?
arfman 1 year ago
@arfman reminds me of the theme from Excalibur an 80's movie, or something by Globus.
Poxjaw 1 year ago
The only way this collage could have been more awesome is if it actually included River's line from that last scene. "Also? I can kill you with my brain."
Arancaytar 1 year ago
for someone kicking the shit out of a whole bunch of unlucky people at one time....She sure is graceful!
skywize 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i. would so see this movie!
whostolemycheeze 1 year ago
Tell you what, I wanna see River Tam and the dude from Ong Bak in a movie together.
There will be blood-loss.
anaihilator 1 year ago 2
lol how come he couldn't decide if his balls hurt or not when she grabbed them??
spishack12 1 year ago
@spishack12 He probably couldn't feel them for a second, depending on how hard she hit. >3
SparkOfImagination42 11 months ago
yes i also would like to know what this music is
snakermestre24 1 year ago
I also would love to know what music this is. Thanks!
1bravewolf 1 year ago
hooray for XKCD!!
truinfini 1 year ago
Summer Glau is probably the only person who can look cute, while being a badass at the same time
meepfeet 1 year ago 5
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meepfeet 1 year ago
Hermione should have been like River Tam in the last book of HP, THAT would have gotten stuff sorted! But instead we got a winge here and a cry there - such a waste of potential girlpower ass-whooping time.
h6hfelie 1 year ago
that's from the movie "Serenity"!after firefly they made that movie it explains a lot and gives the series a proper ending!awesome movie!
lefkada88 1 year ago
That was an awesome series.
lecagot2 1 year ago
did they ever say anything about River having enhanced strength or whatever from all the crap they did to her? or is she just crazy and psychic?
kranktank 1 year ago
@kranktank
She's a creature of extraordinary grace.
zionlion99 1 year ago 2
@zionlion99 o_O wow. thanks.
kranktank 1 year ago
@zionlion99 she was already gracefull before going to the Academy, so basicilly all the Allience did was enhance her strength her ability to use guns and make her a physic
meepfeet 1 year ago
Yeah, take THAT everybody!!!
SidNightWalker 1 year ago
Miranda...
pspboy7 1 year ago
give xkcd it's props for thinking up this idea
oakwood101 1 year ago
I've watched the whole firefly series like 10 times and its still awesome! :D
I can quote several scenes in a row... I think i'm becoming mad
TITOR002 1 year ago
ok now i have to watch some firefly again~
chillpillgirl28 1 year ago
Great video. What is the music that is dubbed in?
charlieo88 1 year ago
I didn't get loads of the xkcd comics until I watched Firefly and Serenity...
chazmazzer 1 year ago 3
if only i could find a girl like that
shroudson 1 year ago 2
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god she sucks at martial arts
pacificimporters 1 year ago
I SUBMIT!!!! LOL!!!!
jaemel1 1 year ago
Jayne's face is priceless at the end lol
BleedingxSoul88 1 year ago
With story treatment by Randall Munroe.
soapygirl83 1 year ago
LOL!!! facelook 3:26...epic!
Saturnclass 1 year ago
excellent job and love the title!
jjjohn 1 year ago
The sad thing is that I think most the things off xkcd are good ideas.
The brilliant thing is that the only thing they would need to set this up is to have River watch a kiddie show. It would also be brilliant if all the verse's major problems were solved by River simply beating the **** out of everyone. No more reavers, no more alliance.
am3930 1 year ago
I wish wish wish I could have seen a showdown between River and that Operative hunting them down in Serenity. Now that would have been a truly epic fight!
jhonelliej 1 year ago
WOW,I really like this video,it's made so good!!!What's the music used here PLEASE tell me!!!
girl4mac2 1 year ago
O.O , who is she and this is a movie or a series or what?
seriously, she is like a female vertion of Chuck Norris O.O
ChibbyTonx 1 year ago 2
@ChibbyTonx The show was called Firefly. Fox canceled it during the first season because they ran the episodes out of order so it was never able to gain a audience. After it was canceled, they released the show on DVD in the correct order and it gained millions of fans. So a movie was made called Serenity, which is also the name of the TV pilot. But since then the actors have moved on so theres little hope of it ever coming back. A huge error on Foxs part. People still dont forgive them for it.
Props2u 1 year ago 10
@Props2u thank you, now i hate fox too ^.^
ChibbyTonx 1 year ago
@ChibbyTonx The guy in "You've Got Mail?" lol
Azishome 1 year ago
@Azishome O-O?
ChibbyTonx 1 year ago
@Props2u AMEN!!! although you forgot to mention that despite Fox's best efforts Firefly still a gained a following.
PBnJ11 1 year ago
River Needs To Be In The UNSC Spartan III Program.
Nightshift10000 1 year ago
What music is used in this?! Really good editing job well done!
BeatenSinner 1 year ago
This video was great but it couldve been epic if the sound worked in the last clip. It makes it kinda end as a bummer and it was so good up to that point. I call for a edit and re-upload lol.
Celly222 1 year ago
The title of this video is too funny!.. made me click on it.
kenne210 1 year ago
RIVER TAM IS A SCOLE GHOST :-)
DANCE WITH ME RIVER says ONEWHITEDUCK :-)
Google
HELLO AGAIN RIVER says ONEWHITEDUCK :-)
LET'S PLAY DOCTOR WHO AGAIN says THE ANGEL LOOKAGAIN
TKTRV 2 years ago
30 seconds of exposition followed by 90 minutes of action. got to love it!
barlin07 2 years ago 3
Thanks for posting!
Both River and The Operative are epic!
EvenstarCrystal 2 years ago
RIVER VS THE 'VERSE
DO EET NAO
Soder96 2 years ago
The Reaver fight is the best!
CSXer 2 years ago
The first time I saw that comic on xkcd, I wished it was a movie. HOW. BAD. ASS. Would that be.
Now4elevensies 2 years ago 66
@Now4elevensies I would pay very good money, and a lot of it, to see that movie.
gourrygabriev610 1 year ago
@Now4elevensies IT WOULD BE SO Badass i would watch it 50 times
bigmuthstrucker 1 year ago
Much more action than Die Hard.
SadinaSaphrite 2 years ago 2
What was the music called?, I love it.
Great vidio. :))
cooro987 2 years ago
She said "Also, I can kill you with my brain" ;)
CylonAlyna 2 years ago 55
I can kill you with my mind ...lol!
CroHTeam 2 years ago
I just wish the sound had worked on that last clip.
I assume it was the "... also, I can kill you with my mind." line.
EvilIggy 2 years ago