So... An ICELANDER - Iceland being notorious for having one of the oddest languages in the world - who can barely muster to come up with a humorous joke, and is generally being hateful and full of recentment, insults Denmark for 1) It's language, 2) Not being funny, and 3) Being an angry nation...? Oh dear the irony!
I guess we're two similar nations, see we also have inferiority complexes towards greater nations than our own.
fact about danes,seen on youtube.. negative country? but we are the happiest people in the world.. likes to make racist comebacks by calling people polaks or Perker!(slang word for middlestener) or wherever your from.. likes to make fun of USA while being USA Nr 2 (arguement? people are just as mainstream burger-eating, lazy ass potato couching ,greedy, foul mouthing no respecting and WORST hypocrites in on the Globe. Claims to have self ironi and half the time dont know what video was about..
Just what any country in Europe does NOT need; some know-it-all, self-righteous American to critique their society...And Americans can't understand why they don't get respect in other countries. (Hint: your country is a social experiement of what can go wrong, and yet still seem convinced, that it is the greatest and cannot grasp, why other countries wouldn't want to be more like America.)
First...when people speak danish it's like they have a potato stuck in their throat but i'm sure that icelandic sounds like someone is chocking on an grape for some people so chill folks. lol
Second...the thing he says about that 'we have to learn danish and then never use it' is very true for most people. I love that we learn so many languages but some people find it just a waste of time.
Not at all offended as a Dane by what he said, but honestly I do not think he did a very good job as a stand up comedian, but in all fairness it was only a short bit of his show im sure. As to all the morons who got offended all I can say is wahahaha you are commicaly stupid, and as to the people who think a few morons leaving comments represents the broad spectra of danish people, WHAHAHAHA! even more comicaly stupid. So thank you all for the giggles :)
i'm danish, and i actually fid this funnny. anyway, i can give you a situation where you need to know danish;
the year is 2150. all power comes from windmills made by danish companies, and all the instruction manuals are in danish. one day, all the windmills malfunction, and you can repair all of them if you just fix the mainframe, and if you don't make it, the windmills will start spinning so fast they litterally tear the planet apart! THEN you'd wish you'd learned perfect, fluent danish.
komedie klamedie ja ja :) Jeg synes det sjovt nok, bare fire minutter? Måske han har publikum med sig men der da ikke meget gensynsværdi lige her :) Jeg tror ikke danskerne er sjove i fire minutter med så lidt materiale.
Danskere kan godt tage kritik også sammen :) men ikke alle kunne lide os. Det er bare når nogen taler om danskere, så ved vi ikke om vi må være begejstrede fordi at der er nogen der "genkender os" .. eller om det bare er fordi vi er 5.5 mil
@Vbansee try search that fact online.the fact that denmark should be the happiest country :) that is a good time watching remarks about that :) who is in the bottom of that list anyway? ... no i didnt think so.. no one knows
@Emikropz Actually, that's not quite right. Besides all the crap about being an old Danish colony and "the ties between the countries", you Danes in fact pay the Icelandic Ministry of Education a lot of money each year in order to finance studies of the Danish language; norden.org/en/the-nordic-region/the-ministries-in-the-nordic-countries/ministries-in-denmark/ministry-of-education-dk/danish2013icelandic-co-operation-on-funding-for-teaching-danish-in-iceland
And that is stupid. Like England and Germany pay us to learn their languages? We dont need Icelandic work power, so I dont understand why my government even pays for that.
I dont know if you have ever been to Iceland. But that country has nothing on us. I have lived there :P
Okay, they complain about angry bikers. But they take there car everywhere, eventhough if its 200 meters. Some dont even turn of the car while they are shopping, and they dont divide their trash. At least the public here does something for the enviroment.
@SuperLeetdude Ok en fyrir alla? Alls ekki en við erum öll ólík svo það er ómögulegt að tala fyrir heila þjóð sama hver það er. No offence im just saying :)
Haha, hann er svo fyndinn. He is the most funniest guy in Iceland and Iceland does not suck! He's just making a joke, common people, don't be so childish!
Today he is the mayor of Reykjavík the capital of Iceland!
Haha, hann er svo fyndinn. He is the most funniest guy in Iceland and Iceland does not suck! He's just making a joke, common people, don't be so childish!
Today he is the mayor of Reykjavík the capital of Iceland!
Well I have always thought that is was strange when ever foreigners have descibed Denmark (my country) as the best place to go to and that we are the happiest people in the world. However I don't think that Denmark sucks, not the intyre country anyway. Having Jón Gnarr complaining about how some people in Copenhagen couldn't understand him is actually not so surprising. The people in our capital have a very special dialect and they seem to have trouble understanding even other Danish dialects!!
Haha this guy sucks balls, silly fuck twat even if he is kidding he stinks. He also looks like a retard on pills, and if Denmark "Sucks" Iceland sucks 999 times more rofl, cus there is nothing to do in Iceland haha!
@RuneFun12 Jeg ville ønske at der var en mulighed for mig at sætte en aldersgrænse på kommentaerne, således at jeg slipper for at se denslags dumme bemærkninger.
Tro mig, der er lige så meget at lave i Reykjavík som i København. Til modsætning af dig, har jeg aktuel erfaring af at bo begge steder og kan derfor tillade mig at udtale mig om det...
@Gunnigis Det beklager jeg meget. "RuneFun12" er det man på dansk kalder for et problembarn. Vi har alt for mange af dem her i Danmark. Kig rundt på YouTube på forskellige danmarks videoer, og du vil finde problembørn overalt der poster retarderede kommentare som "denmark is best noob" or "we are best peopol", altid fyldt med stave/grammatik fejl. Det er pinligt, men vi har desværre mange af dem her i Danmark.
@Gunnigis In english. My apologies. RuneFun12 is what is called a problematic child, or a child with problematic behaviour. we have dozens of them here in Denmark. Take a look around the various Denmark videos and you will see outrageous many problematic danish kids who trolls and spams the videos with retarded comments like "denmark is best" or "we have great healthcare",etc. I suppose that RuneFun12's parents gave up on him. What a sad kid.
@nice4607 So that's really what you think?.. Is that really what you think, REALLY?.. Not by any means do you know me in the real world, your taking this far too serious. I'm not a "Problematic" child, it looks like your binding that to "Youtube/Videos"?.. What are you a sick fuck, come to Denmark meet me.. I'dd like to give coffee.
@in10forever I am so scared that i'm litterally shaking LOL!.. "With my friends" what are you, a fucking douche LOL... Internet warrior is the only thing you are, go hide you fucking freak LOL
@MunlaxMaster You would obviously take your friends with you, comon? where the fuck do you want to me? Scared little shit. You are probably twelve. i will prove that i am not full of it. scared little shit.
@in10forever "Where the fuck do you want to me" that's not even english you stupid icelandic monkey LoL. Now go play some handball, go stare at some boy ass in the locker room you creep LOL!
- I think your reply has gone to the wrong person you blind fuck LoL
@in10forever Hey ballsack i don't know you. But i think i might reconsider sharing your information with a great part of the interwebs. Your skype, and your hotmail. You've just become trollbait.
@in10forever What the heck are you talking about? I am 16, and i just said, if he did not like that people made bad comments, then he just had to remove the function, or live with it. You are the one who are scared. 1: You can't take critique. 2: You can't take changes. And who said anything about to take you anywhere. Stop just letting shit out, without a reason.
@RuneFun12 Lol an icelandic troll? You are just stupid as fuck, who the hell cares about our weather? Heat comes up from the ground in icelandic ctities, making it not cold at all if you are in a city or not, the weather is fine if you are in the summer time, the weather sucks in denmark too.
And EVERY country eats disgusting things, not only icelanders.
And iceland is FAMOUS for having amazing food.
Go eat some more testicles from sheep, you pathetic excuse for a life.
@RuneFun12 You can do more things in icelands capital then copenhagen..
good job on having one of the worst places to live in europe.
We have a REAL healthcare system, unlike your shit hole of a country where patients need to wait many months to just be CHECKED IN.
Iceland has a low alchohol rate, beer was banned until the 1990's. Denmark is the second most alchoholic country in europe, right behind finland. Your country sucks at sports. Shit country.
@RuneFun12 Jon Gnarr er rent faktisk borgmester over Reykjavik, og nej, jeg bruger ik' Google Translate, hvis min dansk er lidt elendig, sá er det sikkert fordi min Dansk er ret rusten.
@RuneFun12 Det er bare din mening, og jeg synes Jon Gnarr heller ik' ret sjov, men dette stand up, synes jeg er sjovt, men jeg synes Rune Klaan mega morsom, men andre synes ikke.
@RuneFun12 I've lived in Denmark now for ten years. I'm from the United States. Trust me when I say that the only people who think Denmark is great are the brainwashed xenophobes who grew up there or tourists who went for a week.
There is not ONE single area in which Denmark is better than another country in the West. Beer? No. Health care? Sorry. Nature? Only fields that smell like shit. People? Ignorant, cold and arrogant. Food? Blows, Schools? Horrible. Music? Copy-cat crap.
@MultiJeff4444 Man, don't put me in your misery. You can pretty much go to every country and have a great time if your with great people and visit places where you eventually will feel good :).
What i'm talking about is the different kind of cities and stuff. I'm just saying Reykjavik is a boring shithole which infact is true, cus i have a friend from iceland and he is bored with it lol!
Beer = Good in denmark, Nature is pretty where i live, the people i know are nice, the food is better
@RuneFun12 No misery. I am fully content with living in DK, except when I hear over and over again how great and important Denmark is, and how all the things I mentioned are the best in the world. Danish flags on everything but the trees. All you have to do is visit any of the surrounding countries to to find better examples of all the things Danes brag about.
@MultiJeff4444 LOL, so denmark is so so bad because german beer is better than danish beer?.. LMFAO you really are a fat bag of trash aren't ya, Just joking lol!
I've visited Berlin, very nice city indeed, i like berlin better than i like copenhagen, just sayin!
@RuneFun12 I'm not saying Denmark is bad because the beer is worse. I'm saying Danes are full of themselves when they talk about how Denmark has the best beer. A lot of other things, as well. I could care less if things are average but when the ultra-nationalistic Danes go on and on about how great their country is, you kinda start to wonder if they've been out of their hometowns.
@MultiJeff4444 That's not true haha, stop spitting out lies, where do you live, which town?. If you see an alcoholic, why don't you join him for a few beers, it's probably free.
@MultiJeff4444 As i said, Danish food is better than Mcdonalds filled with cockroaches, doesn't matter where you go to school, school will always suck. Wanna listen to a good Danish Alternative rock band, try Dizzy mizz lizzy.
You have lived in Denmark for Ten years, yet you hate everything around here lol? Let me be a stereotypical person, that begs you to drag your fatass back to the States, so you can fill some more weight on haha!
Your really sloppish, i like denmark.. And america, silly.
@RuneFun12 Classic primative Danish intelligence. You have no clue about how the food, music, education system, health care system and the nature compare to other countries because you live in a sealed off small society. Yet you would be the first to say that Denmark is the best place in the world, better in all the areas I just mentioned.
@MultiJeff4444 Wtf, there is no best place in the world.. Yeah sure i do live in a small society, "Sealed off" give me a break lol, your full of shit.
Food, music, education, health care yeah that's all really important.
Yes i do have a clue, i've been reading alot about other countries cultures and traditions which is a hobby for me. If you don't like it here in Denmark, then fuck off back to america.
Your just a sad case, that lives in a country you don't even like in the first place.
@irisx97 LOLOLOLOLO... Jeg er fuldstændigt ligeglad med din mening. Du skriver/snakker bullshit, så stram hjelmen tak. Du kan da med glæde side at beskytte din lille rejeby som hedder noget man ikke engang kan udtale med mindre man er født på mars.. Min kommentar er 2 måneder gammel, (Why bother?).. Kan du ikke være ligeglad, vi ved jo allesammen godt at der er meget mere at lave i Danmark end der er i "Island" forfanden vågn dog op, og indse det.
@RuneFun12 Ok nævn 5 ting man kan lave i Danmark . Det er skuda klart i ikke kan udtale sproget når i ikke bor der. OG dansk er skuda heller ikke lige det lætteste sprog at snakke, næsten ingen af mine venner på island kan udtale sproget. Jeg kan det kun fordi jeg bor her. Og bare så du ved det jeg disser jeg overhoved ikke Danmark jeg bor der jo selv men siger bare at fordi at én islænder " gør grin med jer " behøver du ikke at disse alt der har med Island at gøre. og chill videoen kom i 2008!
being a dane, I've gotta agree. Who the hell needs to learn danish?!?! most danes speak english very well (though with a bit of an accent) and will find extremely funny if a foreigner even TRIES to speak the language. Even WE know it's impossible xD
@happysasuke11 Det er faktisk muligt at lære at tale dansk selv om man ikke er født i DK. Jeg boet i DK i 3 år og taler flydende dansk — og, ja, jeg kan godt forstås af dansker, som siger det tror ikke på at jeg er amerikaner. But I do think this comedian is quite funny. :-)
@happysasuke11 Jeg er overhovedet ikke fornærmet. Der findes ikke mange fremmede der taler dansk. Faktisk føler jeg mig dansk i hjertet. Jeg savner landet utrolig meget.
Gotta agree with the other guy. Denmark is an extremely overrated place and i understand why Jon Gnarr thinks that it sucks. He is a great guy btw, good humour. Now, deep inside the Danes subconscious lies the horrible Jantelaw. They believe that anyone who is better than them, anyone who has potential needs to be taken down. They will do so by verbally attacking that person with their potato-throat-language. Given that 95% of all Danes are drunk while they speak, it is horrible listening to.
@beo191 That's cool, you're not being stereotypical in your perception of us as a people at all, that'a good thing. Oh, also for the guy saying we have the worst hospitals ever... what? I mean seriously, what? You realize doing your research properly is commonly appreciated by the majority right?
@beo191 Too true. An old friend of mine is from Denmark,well he grew up there but his parents are Polish. And anytime I attempt to brag about myself or to tell my other friends about what I've been up to,if it happens to be more exciting or better than him. BAM I get attacked and torn apart verbally about topics that weren't even related to what I was saying.
It's true, Denmark sucks ass. This place has some of the worst schools, healthcare and hospitals. People in Denmark are basically dying on the waiting lines, and the patients in the danish hospitals are being treated like shit. Google "læger lader patienter dø tv2 news".
@nice4607 Actully denmark dosnt suck :) but idc about ppl thinks my land sucks, alot others thinks denmark is awesome ;) Like i love norway - England - and all other lands
As a dane, I find this hilarious, mostly because it's all true. I can't really see why any dane would be offended, considering the fact, that we always make fun of Bornholm, Greenland and The Faroes.
Please don't judge us as a whole, because some young kids are raging about it! :)
Well i'm danish and i actually find this hilarious.
1:30 is not even a joke, IT'S TRUE!!! Danish people cant even understand eachother because we mumble alot when talking, and we always, ALWAYS need to repeat ourself :P
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DENMARK IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ! U DUM FUCK SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WE LET U IN !! COME TO COPENHAGEN AGIAN AND I WILL FORCE HOT " KAFFE " IN U !!! DUM FUCK
its funny and somehow scarry becours we forse people who whant too learn our danish lang. (cant spell it) and too know our"great" culture, so it says a lot of trou stuff about us as danes and the comments from my fellow danes are just sad.. but wee are mustly good hearted people and we also have a "bad" humor like the cartoon crisis
im a dane, and i find this amusing, i got a message to all my fellow danes, - hey fags, det for sjov, lad vær med at blive fornærmet, det beviser bare hvad ham her han siger.
What do you icelanders have against Norwegians?? First, Iceland air rips me off by selling me broken expensive jewlery, and now a stand up comedian is making fun of Norway. I'm clearly not wanted there.
the danish people should not be mad about this i have seen alot of danish humor and the make fun of people from Greenland, Island,Faroe island, sweden norway middle east, and dont forget the polish people and if someone makes fun about denmark that is just not ok hehehe
@theboogeyemil Bet you make fun of every country in the world. But when one little country in the middle of the atlantic ocean makes fun of Denmark, you just RRRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEE. Grow a sense of humor dumbass.
@robloxguggi If you where from Denmark you would do the same thing as me?
And i don't think it's funny becuse all he is saying is Complete Bullshit?!
And No.. Denmark dosen't make fun of ALL all countries but ONE country there should been maked fun off is Iceland.. -.-
You can easily say "Grow some humor!" YOU should grow some humor becuse the things he says isen't close to funny he is just talking trash about denmark.
So... An ICELANDER - Iceland being notorious for having one of the oddest languages in the world - who can barely muster to come up with a humorous joke, and is generally being hateful and full of recentment, insults Denmark for 1) It's language, 2) Not being funny, and 3) Being an angry nation...? Oh dear the irony!
I guess we're two similar nations, see we also have inferiority complexes towards greater nations than our own.
socdk 1 week ago
@socdk Way to miss the joke...
pezus 5 days ago
@pezus What did I miss?
socdk 5 days ago
danmark ftw you´re mad bro?
UtakataRocks 1 week ago
fact about danes,seen on youtube.. negative country? but we are the happiest people in the world.. likes to make racist comebacks by calling people polaks or Perker!(slang word for middlestener) or wherever your from.. likes to make fun of USA while being USA Nr 2 (arguement? people are just as mainstream burger-eating, lazy ass potato couching ,greedy, foul mouthing no respecting and WORST hypocrites in on the Globe. Claims to have self ironi and half the time dont know what video was about..
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Just what any country in Europe does NOT need; some know-it-all, self-righteous American to critique their society...And Americans can't understand why they don't get respect in other countries. (Hint: your country is a social experiement of what can go wrong, and yet still seem convinced, that it is the greatest and cannot grasp, why other countries wouldn't want to be more like America.)
FLOWIELEGEND 2 weeks ago
As a dane I agree 100% xD
Peacekeeper88 3 weeks ago
You're just mad 'cause we "owned" you once. ;-D
iiMandie 3 weeks ago
Seriously guys, stop hating. This is for fun.
And why are you complaining about learning danish?! It's not like we dicided that. Chill.
hihenriette 1 month ago
Danes are agitating, unoriginal attention seeking pishstains and their females are sluts.
workatthefarm 1 month ago
Denmark ftw, you suck!
MrScaniaV8Super 1 month ago
But Denmark have the most beautiful girls!
MrScaniaV8Super 1 month ago
To Danish people that were offended:
First...when people speak danish it's like they have a potato stuck in their throat but i'm sure that icelandic sounds like someone is chocking on an grape for some people so chill folks. lol
Second...the thing he says about that 'we have to learn danish and then never use it' is very true for most people. I love that we learn so many languages but some people find it just a waste of time.
Third...the bike thing is SO true!
Finally...you have nice fences! ;D
HugrunL95 1 month ago
Not at all offended as a Dane by what he said, but honestly I do not think he did a very good job as a stand up comedian, but in all fairness it was only a short bit of his show im sure. As to all the morons who got offended all I can say is wahahaha you are commicaly stupid, and as to the people who think a few morons leaving comments represents the broad spectra of danish people, WHAHAHAHA! even more comicaly stupid. So thank you all for the giggles :)
TheRenekruse 1 month ago
82 danes think they say kaffe right
YumexxxChan 2 months ago
Den er da alt for spas :D
KingRabbitCPH 2 months ago
i'm danish, and i actually fid this funnny. anyway, i can give you a situation where you need to know danish;
the year is 2150. all power comes from windmills made by danish companies, and all the instruction manuals are in danish. one day, all the windmills malfunction, and you can repair all of them if you just fix the mainframe, and if you don't make it, the windmills will start spinning so fast they litterally tear the planet apart! THEN you'd wish you'd learned perfect, fluent danish.
yetanotherguyhere 2 months ago
@yetanotherguyhere The instrument has yet to be invented that can measure the boorishness of your post.
kurtizzyflush 2 months ago
@kurtizzyflush thank you!
yetanotherguyhere 2 months ago
@yetanotherguyhere
Windmills? Vestas is about to go DOWN becouse of bad econnmy.
And Nobody wants to learn (Danish) worlds most diffucult language.
whatzcrackinlike 1 month ago
@whatzcrackinlike ahahah, vestas is FAR from the only danish windmill-company. far from the only one...
yetanotherguyhere 1 month ago
komedie klamedie ja ja :) Jeg synes det sjovt nok, bare fire minutter? Måske han har publikum med sig men der da ikke meget gensynsværdi lige her :) Jeg tror ikke danskerne er sjove i fire minutter med så lidt materiale.
Danskere kan godt tage kritik også sammen :) men ikke alle kunne lide os. Det er bare når nogen taler om danskere, så ved vi ikke om vi må være begejstrede fordi at der er nogen der "genkender os" .. eller om det bare er fordi vi er 5.5 mil
RasmusMax82 2 months ago
like the fact that he sais that Denamrk are angry when Denmark is the Happyst
country in the world.......
Vbansee 3 months ago
@Vbansee Common you can see the joke...
gunnziboy 2 months ago
@Vbansee try search that fact online.the fact that denmark should be the happiest country :) that is a good time watching remarks about that :) who is in the bottom of that list anyway? ... no i didnt think so.. no one knows
RasmusMax82 2 months ago
Reminds me of this: satwcomic. com/n00bs-off-the-road
Bor du i københavn, så tag i Grand Teatret på lørdag 12/11/11 19:00 og se hans film (sidste chance). Jeg så den i dag, og den kan varmt anbefales.
ctheede 3 months ago
Fuck Denmark and Norway.
A bounch of unindependant thinkers and retards. :p
turbofritz2 4 months ago
@turbofritz2 Coming from a german thats some funny shit. Adolf Hitler remember that guy? unindependant thinkers hahahaha.
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@turbofritz2 Coming from a german thats some funny shit. Adolf Hitler remember that guy? unindependant thinkers hahahaha.
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Here's a funny fact to 0:40, You think we danes speak funny.
Well, in Denmark we think you guys speak funny!
And besides, Denmark has several dialects.
So if you come from Jutland do you think that, Sealand speaks weird.
And if you come from Sealand, do you think that Jutland speaks weird.
J2000J2000J 4 months ago
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J2000J2000J 4 months ago
''TALAR ENGIN DÖNSKU HERNA!!?!?'' hahhaha elska það! :D
NGC3370JT 4 months ago
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Emikropz 4 months ago
@Emikropz Actually, that's not quite right. Besides all the crap about being an old Danish colony and "the ties between the countries", you Danes in fact pay the Icelandic Ministry of Education a lot of money each year in order to finance studies of the Danish language; norden.org/en/the-nordic-region/the-ministries-in-the-nordic-countries/ministries-in-denmark/ministry-of-education-dk/danish2013icelandic-co-operation-on-funding-for-teaching-danish-in-iceland
Gunnigis 4 months ago 11
And that is stupid. Like England and Germany pay us to learn their languages? We dont need Icelandic work power, so I dont understand why my government even pays for that.
sjoelund1 3 months ago
@Emikropz ¨
I dont know if you have ever been to Iceland. But that country has nothing on us. I have lived there :P
Okay, they complain about angry bikers. But they take there car everywhere, eventhough if its 200 meters. Some dont even turn of the car while they are shopping, and they dont divide their trash. At least the public here does something for the enviroment.
sjoelund1 3 months ago
What a fucking nerd.
Emikropz 4 months ago
@Emikropz
The shows name is I was once a nerd and this guy is a comedian movie star mayor.
kaa3164 4 months ago
It´s so true what he says...he certainly has been in Denmark.
Zacarias422 4 months ago
Sagen er klar! Jon fucking Gnarr er en nar!
RuneFun12 5 months ago
Det er fordi i danskere ikke kan tåle at blive gjort til grin.
irisx97 4 months ago
This wasn't funny :P
sko12342 5 months ago
haha! ham der, han er alligevel sjov :)
dk4everX 5 months ago
We don't actually hate danes but we hate the language because we had too learn it in school when we were kids for no reason at all
SuperLeetdude 6 months ago 4
@SuperLeetdude We? Who do you speak of? I know great many icelanders who hate Danmark. Then again we have a good reason for it.
TheIcelandicPatriot 5 months ago
@TheIcelandicPatriot
Já ég var að tala um okkur Íslendinga haha
SuperLeetdude 5 months ago
@SuperLeetdude Ok en fyrir alla? Alls ekki en við erum öll ólík svo það er ómögulegt að tala fyrir heila þjóð sama hver það er. No offence im just saying :)
TheIcelandicPatriot 5 months ago
Det isländska tungomålet äro gruvsamt!
Skogsraaet 6 months ago
@Skogsraaet atleast u dont have to learn it in school
audveltadmuna 5 months ago
Hvorfor er alle så vred?? Peace and looooooooove.
arnifreyrhelgason 6 months ago 7
Next time i give birth to a poop. I'll be sure to name it Jón Gnarr.
HarrowUg00d 7 months ago
Im danish and i think this is very halarious xD
Taekwondofreak5 7 months ago
FUCK EN FJÆLDABE MAND. FUCK DIG!
LisaAnnFanNR1 7 months ago
@LisaAnnFanNR1 haha skrid dansker :)
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Haha, hann er svo fyndinn. He is the most funniest guy in Iceland and Iceland does not suck! He's just making a joke, common people, don't be so childish!
Today he is the mayor of Reykjavík the capital of Iceland!
verdlaun 8 months ago
Haha, hann er svo fyndinn. He is the most funniest guy in Iceland and Iceland does not suck! He's just making a joke, common people, don't be so childish!
Today he is the mayor of Reykjavík the capital of Iceland!
verdlaun 8 months ago
Well I have always thought that is was strange when ever foreigners have descibed Denmark (my country) as the best place to go to and that we are the happiest people in the world. However I don't think that Denmark sucks, not the intyre country anyway. Having Jón Gnarr complaining about how some people in Copenhagen couldn't understand him is actually not so surprising. The people in our capital have a very special dialect and they seem to have trouble understanding even other Danish dialects!!
XtraCille 9 months ago
fuck you Jón Gnarr
Nestalios 9 months ago
jaa Københavnere er ik helt raske:)
ok humor, der er bare' seriøst mange børn herinde
WishesNeverComeTrue 9 months ago
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Haha this guy sucks balls, silly fuck twat even if he is kidding he stinks. He also looks like a retard on pills, and if Denmark "Sucks" Iceland sucks 999 times more rofl, cus there is nothing to do in Iceland haha!
Reykjavik looks like a little fishing town LOL.
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 Jeg ville ønske at der var en mulighed for mig at sætte en aldersgrænse på kommentaerne, således at jeg slipper for at se denslags dumme bemærkninger.
Tro mig, der er lige så meget at lave i Reykjavík som i København. Til modsætning af dig, har jeg aktuel erfaring af at bo begge steder og kan derfor tillade mig at udtale mig om det...
Gøgler.
Gunnigis 9 months ago
@Gunnigis Nej der er ikke, har haft en Net ven som bor i Reykjavik og han keder sin røv i laser, simphelthen fordi Reykjavik er en kedelig by.
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@Gunnigis Det beklager jeg meget. "RuneFun12" er det man på dansk kalder for et problembarn. Vi har alt for mange af dem her i Danmark. Kig rundt på YouTube på forskellige danmarks videoer, og du vil finde problembørn overalt der poster retarderede kommentare som "denmark is best noob" or "we are best peopol", altid fyldt med stave/grammatik fejl. Det er pinligt, men vi har desværre mange af dem her i Danmark.
nice4607 8 months ago
@Gunnigis In english. My apologies. RuneFun12 is what is called a problematic child, or a child with problematic behaviour. we have dozens of them here in Denmark. Take a look around the various Denmark videos and you will see outrageous many problematic danish kids who trolls and spams the videos with retarded comments like "denmark is best" or "we have great healthcare",etc. I suppose that RuneFun12's parents gave up on him. What a sad kid.
nice4607 8 months ago 3
@nice4607 So that's really what you think?.. Is that really what you think, REALLY?.. Not by any means do you know me in the real world, your taking this far too serious. I'm not a "Problematic" child, it looks like your binding that to "Youtube/Videos"?.. What are you a sick fuck, come to Denmark meet me.. I'dd like to give coffee.
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 I'll meet up with you, i live in denmark. Moving this christmas to SWEDEN.
17years old, 189cm handball player. Come at me bro. i'll meet you in næstved because thats where i live. Or drive up to copenhagen.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever So, coffee sounds good doesn't it :D?
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 Hell no, i am just coming there to kick your ass with my friends.
anywhere you want bro.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever Your the biggest fag i've ever seen, you play on a handball team LOL
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@in10forever I am so scared that i'm litterally shaking LOL!.. "With my friends" what are you, a fucking douche LOL... Internet warrior is the only thing you are, go hide you fucking freak LOL
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@Gunnigis Ta' dig dog sammen, man må ta' det sure med det syde, eller intet. Sådan fungere verden nu engang.
MunlaxMaster 8 months ago
@MunlaxMaster No shit, Sherlock! :-)
Gunnigis 8 months ago
@MunlaxMaster You would obviously take your friends with you, comon? where the fuck do you want to me? Scared little shit. You are probably twelve. i will prove that i am not full of it. scared little shit.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever "Where the fuck do you want to me" that's not even english you stupid icelandic monkey LoL. Now go play some handball, go stare at some boy ass in the locker room you creep LOL!
- I think your reply has gone to the wrong person you blind fuck LoL
RuneFun12 8 months ago
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in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever HAHA... Theodor?.. LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Your too funny.
RuneFun12 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 Lol? replying to me from 3 weeks ago? get a life ;)
in10forever 7 months ago
@in10forever Hey ballsack i don't know you. But i think i might reconsider sharing your information with a great part of the interwebs. Your skype, and your hotmail. You've just become trollbait.
HarrowUg00d 7 months ago
@HarrowUg00d Come at me bro
in10forever 7 months ago
@in10forever Cum at me bro?.. What, you want me to cum on you?
HarrowUg00d 6 months ago
@HarrowUg00d hahaha well you might be sick fucks in denmark but you have nice fences and thats cool for you :)
in10forever 6 months ago
@in10forever What the heck are you talking about? I am 16, and i just said, if he did not like that people made bad comments, then he just had to remove the function, or live with it. You are the one who are scared. 1: You can't take critique. 2: You can't take changes. And who said anything about to take you anywhere. Stop just letting shit out, without a reason.
MunlaxMaster 8 months ago
@MunlaxMaster sent to the wrong person Lol. sorry.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever xD No proplem ;)
MunlaxMaster 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 U mad?
ZeroZed18 9 months ago
@ZeroZed18 Nah i'm not mad, just telling the truth.. Who the hell would like to visit Iceland LOLOLOLTROLOLOLO
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 euh.. liek a few hundred thousand tourists
ZeroZed18 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 who the hell wants to live in denmark, only muslims go there because they dont know better.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever Another icelandic Troll, i bet the weather sucks cumgizzling cock in iceland. Have a nice day Mr. Cow head eater.
Also to mention that Icelandic food fucking sucks, disgustingly utterly pukely vomitly crapingly shitty cock.
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 Lol an icelandic troll? You are just stupid as fuck, who the hell cares about our weather? Heat comes up from the ground in icelandic ctities, making it not cold at all if you are in a city or not, the weather is fine if you are in the summer time, the weather sucks in denmark too.
And EVERY country eats disgusting things, not only icelanders.
And iceland is FAMOUS for having amazing food.
Go eat some more testicles from sheep, you pathetic excuse for a life.
in10forever 8 months ago
@in10forever Iceland sucks balls, reyjapoovick is a shit capital. LoL
RuneFun12 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 You can do more things in icelands capital then copenhagen..
good job on having one of the worst places to live in europe.
We have a REAL healthcare system, unlike your shit hole of a country where patients need to wait many months to just be CHECKED IN.
Iceland has a low alchohol rate, beer was banned until the 1990's. Denmark is the second most alchoholic country in europe, right behind finland. Your country sucks at sports. Shit country.
in10forever 8 months ago
@RuneFun12 lol, reyjapookvick sure does sound like a shit capital, Judging by its name. what country does it belong?
WhiteArcticFoxhound 7 months ago
@WhiteArcticFoxhound I want to visit iceland some day, such a pretty country =)
RuneFun12 7 months ago 2
@RuneFun12 haha, har du været at trolle de andre Islændere? Mand ville tro at du ville aldrig besöge Island, hvis mand ser pá dine komments
WhiteArcticFoxhound 7 months ago
@WhiteArcticFoxhound Det er kun skæg og ballade :).. "Jon Gnarr" er en nar, men island er skam ganske fint! Tror jeg da på!..
Bruger du google translate?
RuneFun12 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 Jon Gnarr er rent faktisk borgmester over Reykjavik, og nej, jeg bruger ik' Google Translate, hvis min dansk er lidt elendig, sá er det sikkert fordi min Dansk er ret rusten.
WhiteArcticFoxhound 7 months ago
@WhiteArcticFoxhound Okay... Han er stadig ikke sjov. Jon fucking gnarr, sucks fucking ass! lol
RuneFun12 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 Det er bare din mening, og jeg synes Jon Gnarr heller ik' ret sjov, men dette stand up, synes jeg er sjovt, men jeg synes Rune Klaan mega morsom, men andre synes ikke.
WhiteArcticFoxhound 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 Jon Gnarr er fucking nice, Fuck dig ;)
in10forever 7 months ago
@in10forever Intelligent kommentar.. Og som sagt, Jon Gnarr er ikke sjov. Måske burde han bare pakke sammen, haha!
RuneFun12 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 I've lived in Denmark now for ten years. I'm from the United States. Trust me when I say that the only people who think Denmark is great are the brainwashed xenophobes who grew up there or tourists who went for a week.
There is not ONE single area in which Denmark is better than another country in the West. Beer? No. Health care? Sorry. Nature? Only fields that smell like shit. People? Ignorant, cold and arrogant. Food? Blows, Schools? Horrible. Music? Copy-cat crap.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 Man, don't put me in your misery. You can pretty much go to every country and have a great time if your with great people and visit places where you eventually will feel good :).
What i'm talking about is the different kind of cities and stuff. I'm just saying Reykjavik is a boring shithole which infact is true, cus i have a friend from iceland and he is bored with it lol!
Beer = Good in denmark, Nature is pretty where i live, the people i know are nice, the food is better
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 No misery. I am fully content with living in DK, except when I hear over and over again how great and important Denmark is, and how all the things I mentioned are the best in the world. Danish flags on everything but the trees. All you have to do is visit any of the surrounding countries to to find better examples of all the things Danes brag about.
German beer is MUCH better than danish beer.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 LOL, so denmark is so so bad because german beer is better than danish beer?.. LMFAO you really are a fat bag of trash aren't ya, Just joking lol!
I've visited Berlin, very nice city indeed, i like berlin better than i like copenhagen, just sayin!
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 I'm not saying Denmark is bad because the beer is worse. I'm saying Danes are full of themselves when they talk about how Denmark has the best beer. A lot of other things, as well. I could care less if things are average but when the ultra-nationalistic Danes go on and on about how great their country is, you kinda start to wonder if they've been out of their hometowns.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 BTW ever other person in the town I live in is a fat, dirty, alcoholic redneck. So much for the stereotypical metro-sexual dane.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 That's not true haha, stop spitting out lies, where do you live, which town?. If you see an alcoholic, why don't you join him for a few beers, it's probably free.
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 I live in Bonnerøvstrup.
Ok, maybe it's more like 1/3 normal people, 1/3 fat and stupid, 1/3 old people
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 You know it too. Don't lie to protect your tribe.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 As i said, Danish food is better than Mcdonalds filled with cockroaches, doesn't matter where you go to school, school will always suck. Wanna listen to a good Danish Alternative rock band, try Dizzy mizz lizzy.
You have lived in Denmark for Ten years, yet you hate everything around here lol? Let me be a stereotypical person, that begs you to drag your fatass back to the States, so you can fill some more weight on haha!
Your really sloppish, i like denmark.. And america, silly.
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 Classic primative Danish intelligence. You have no clue about how the food, music, education system, health care system and the nature compare to other countries because you live in a sealed off small society. Yet you would be the first to say that Denmark is the best place in the world, better in all the areas I just mentioned.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 Wtf, there is no best place in the world.. Yeah sure i do live in a small society, "Sealed off" give me a break lol, your full of shit.
Food, music, education, health care yeah that's all really important.
Yes i do have a clue, i've been reading alot about other countries cultures and traditions which is a hobby for me. If you don't like it here in Denmark, then fuck off back to america.
Your just a sad case, that lives in a country you don't even like in the first place.
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@MultiJeff4444 You sorry fuck, you probably can't even speak danish haha!
RuneFun12 9 months ago
@RuneFun12 I can when I want to pretend I'm making silly baby sounds
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irisx97 7 months ago
@RuneFun12
Lol, hvad er der så at lave i københavn? cykle, wow det er squ godt nok meget var??
Btw hvordan ved du at Reykjavik er en lille fiskerby? Jeg tør vædde med at du ikkke engang har været dernede.
Der er OVERHOVED IKKE NOGET at lave i Danmark.
irisx97 7 months ago
@irisx97 LOLOLOLOLO... Jeg er fuldstændigt ligeglad med din mening. Du skriver/snakker bullshit, så stram hjelmen tak. Du kan da med glæde side at beskytte din lille rejeby som hedder noget man ikke engang kan udtale med mindre man er født på mars.. Min kommentar er 2 måneder gammel, (Why bother?).. Kan du ikke være ligeglad, vi ved jo allesammen godt at der er meget mere at lave i Danmark end der er i "Island" forfanden vågn dog op, og indse det.
RuneFun12 7 months ago
@RuneFun12 Har du skidt i din ble, horeunge? Hvad er der galt med dig, hvorfor opføre du dig sådan?
beo191 6 months ago
@beo191 Oh Canada!
RuneFun12 6 months ago
@RuneFun12 Icehockey sucks.. Soccer is best :-)
beo191 6 months ago
@irisx97 HAH troede jeg heller ikke du havde for der er ikke en skid at lave i danmark.
irisx97 7 months ago
@irisx97 Enig. Danmark er kedeligt. Jeg har lige købt en Nintendo NES, som jeg måtte importere fra eBay.
beo191 6 months ago
@RuneFun12 Ok nævn 5 ting man kan lave i Danmark . Det er skuda klart i ikke kan udtale sproget når i ikke bor der. OG dansk er skuda heller ikke lige det lætteste sprog at snakke, næsten ingen af mine venner på island kan udtale sproget. Jeg kan det kun fordi jeg bor her. Og bare så du ved det jeg disser jeg overhoved ikke Danmark jeg bor der jo selv men siger bare at fordi at én islænder " gør grin med jer " behøver du ikke at disse alt der har med Island at gøre. og chill videoen kom i 2008!
irisx97 7 months ago
@irisx97 er du fra usa??? det står der i din profil.
beo191 6 months ago
Well one thing is for sure and that is that Denmark is the happiest country in the world ;)
listaplebb 9 months ago
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MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
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@listaplebb You certainly wouldn't know it by looking at the people.
MultiJeff4444 9 months ago
being a dane, I've gotta agree. Who the hell needs to learn danish?!?! most danes speak english very well (though with a bit of an accent) and will find extremely funny if a foreigner even TRIES to speak the language. Even WE know it's impossible xD
happysasuke11 10 months ago 2
@happysasuke11 Det er faktisk muligt at lære at tale dansk selv om man ikke er født i DK. Jeg boet i DK i 3 år og taler flydende dansk — og, ja, jeg kan godt forstås af dansker, som siger det tror ikke på at jeg er amerikaner. But I do think this comedian is quite funny. :-)
PamelaClare 9 months ago
@PamelaClare sorry - ikke min mening at fornærme nogen ^^
happysasuke11 9 months ago
@happysasuke11 Jeg er overhovedet ikke fornærmet. Der findes ikke mange fremmede der taler dansk. Faktisk føler jeg mig dansk i hjertet. Jeg savner landet utrolig meget.
PamelaClare 9 months ago
lol the sick Dane had chlamydia... figures :P
MausPonticus 10 months ago
Denmark sucks.
OtherkinRaz 10 months ago
@OtherkinRaz Agree.
beo191 10 months ago
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Denmark sucks ass.
vgk7131 11 months ago
Gotta agree with the other guy. Denmark is an extremely overrated place and i understand why Jon Gnarr thinks that it sucks. He is a great guy btw, good humour. Now, deep inside the Danes subconscious lies the horrible Jantelaw. They believe that anyone who is better than them, anyone who has potential needs to be taken down. They will do so by verbally attacking that person with their potato-throat-language. Given that 95% of all Danes are drunk while they speak, it is horrible listening to.
beo191 11 months ago 29
@beo191 I am not drunk only 95% of the time thankyou very much!!
BachataJ 10 months ago
@beo191 That's cool, you're not being stereotypical in your perception of us as a people at all, that'a good thing. Oh, also for the guy saying we have the worst hospitals ever... what? I mean seriously, what? You realize doing your research properly is commonly appreciated by the majority right?
theossy 10 months ago
@beo191 Too true. An old friend of mine is from Denmark,well he grew up there but his parents are Polish. And anytime I attempt to brag about myself or to tell my other friends about what I've been up to,if it happens to be more exciting or better than him. BAM I get attacked and torn apart verbally about topics that weren't even related to what I was saying.
RangerAhab 9 months ago
@beo191 Jantelaw exists in all scandinavian countries. also to some degree germany.
FcK2420 9 months ago
@FcK2420 Liar. The germans are awesome, it's only Denmark who sucks.
beo191 8 months ago
It's true, Denmark sucks ass. This place has some of the worst schools, healthcare and hospitals. People in Denmark are basically dying on the waiting lines, and the patients in the danish hospitals are being treated like shit. Google "læger lader patienter dø tv2 news".
nice4607 11 months ago 28
@nice4607 sure the country itself is shit, but dont blame the danish people for this.. plame the leaders of the country.
Magneticz13 10 months ago
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@nice4607 Actully denmark dosnt suck :) but idc about ppl thinks my land sucks, alot others thinks denmark is awesome ;) Like i love norway - England - and all other lands
:)
xIceCake 10 months ago
Its funny because its true...
Torffvit 11 months ago
As a dane, I find this hilarious, mostly because it's all true. I can't really see why any dane would be offended, considering the fact, that we always make fun of Bornholm, Greenland and The Faroes.
Please don't judge us as a whole, because some young kids are raging about it! :)
Ziakk36 11 months ago 2
Well i'm danish and i actually find this hilarious.
1:30 is not even a joke, IT'S TRUE!!! Danish people cant even understand eachother because we mumble alot when talking, and we always, ALWAYS need to repeat ourself :P
JepsenGaming 11 months ago
You should get the potatoes out of your throats too, that simply can't be healthy.
giraki1 11 months ago
The Danes in the comments need to grow the fuck up and learn how to take a joke. Greets from Sweden, Pseudo-Skåningar.
giraki1 11 months ago
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DENMARK IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ! U DUM FUCK SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WE LET U IN !! COME TO COPENHAGEN AGIAN AND I WILL FORCE HOT " KAFFE " IN U !!! DUM FUCK
Niklaes123 11 months ago
@Niklaes123 u mad?
BestPersonOnTheWeb 11 months ago
@Niklaes123 sniff sniff i smell angry danish troll.
maestroen1 11 months ago
its funny and somehow scarry becours we forse people who whant too learn our danish lang. (cant spell it) and too know our"great" culture, so it says a lot of trou stuff about us as danes and the comments from my fellow danes are just sad.. but wee are mustly good hearted people and we also have a "bad" humor like the cartoon crisis
whitepanter 11 months ago
im a dane, and i find this amusing, i got a message to all my fellow danes, - hey fags, det for sjov, lad vær med at blive fornærmet, det beviser bare hvad ham her han siger.
LauritsTVchannel 1 year ago
Ooooooo more immaturity proberly because he got raped in denmark by smarter people then him.... well either that or he couldn't get a cup of coffee
Loliaz 1 year ago
I'm a dane, and I am so offended..
mambowe 1 year ago
LOL freaking funny
Greets from Denmark:-DDD
SuperAcab666 1 year ago
asnalegur "enskur texti"
valzotheamazing 1 year ago
I'm From Denmark, and Yeah... Denmark sucks..
NikoCRAZYGuy 1 year ago 2
What do you icelanders have against Norwegians?? First, Iceland air rips me off by selling me broken expensive jewlery, and now a stand up comedian is making fun of Norway. I'm clearly not wanted there.
ramaskrik 1 year ago
the danish people should not be mad about this i have seen alot of danish humor and the make fun of people from Greenland, Island,Faroe island, sweden norway middle east, and dont forget the polish people and if someone makes fun about denmark that is just not ok hehehe
with love from youre naboures from Faroe island
TheKristjan777 1 year ago
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theboogeyemil 1 year ago
@theboogeyemil mongolabe
maxergud 1 year ago
@theboogeyemil Bet you make fun of every country in the world. But when one little country in the middle of the atlantic ocean makes fun of Denmark, you just RRRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEE. Grow a sense of humor dumbass.
Ja, hold din kæft.
robloxguggi 11 months ago
@robloxguggi If you where from Denmark you would do the same thing as me?
And i don't think it's funny becuse all he is saying is Complete Bullshit?!
And No.. Denmark dosen't make fun of ALL all countries but ONE country there should been maked fun off is Iceland.. -.-
You can easily say "Grow some humor!" YOU should grow some humor becuse the things he says isen't close to funny he is just talking trash about denmark.
You can grow some freaking humor..
theboogeyemil 11 months ago
@theboogeyemil What he is saying is true.
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