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  • 1:49 he looks like a thinning Spoony

  • 0.33 - Love the look.

  • To answer your first question: Zero Punctuation.

  • I hate the oompa loompa practice too.

  • So if Doug Walker makes a Nostalgia Critic movie, Roger Ebert will think it sucks?

  • Hating protestants then heath issues, what a coincidence.

  • Man, movie critics are ugly as shit.

  • RIP Siskel

  • What do you have against Unitarian Universalists?

  • :O He used to look like young Snape.

  • i always think of the critic when i hear the word critic

  • The middle one is "Muslim"? Seriously? Why even go there?

  • To be honest, I think Ebert is a douche, but that's just me.

  • I really like the critic but I prefer the nerd

  • I never understood Ebert's hatred of David Lynch

  • When I hear the word critic I think of the old cartoon "The Critic".

  • SISKEL DOESN'T LIKE MARK HAMILL AS THE JOKER ? !!!

  • @SNB222 Yeah, not everyone is a fan of Mark Hamill. Different people have different opinions, who knew?

  • I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but René Mioch is the greatest movie critic of all time! OF ALL TIME!

  • I never really like these guys. It's the way they reviewed moives.

  • when some one say critic is the "it stinks" guy

  • Rolfe and Walker At the movies would be awesome

  • Doug Walker should host At The Movies

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  • ebert for the next joker!

  • anyone else think Ebert looks slightly feminine?

    ESPECIALLY at 1:04....

  • Rolfe and Walker actually has a nice ring to it....

  • i think of squidward :L

  • Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Games Nerd for the next Siskel and Ebert

  • james and nostalgia critic are my favorite critics

  • I paused to read it...... some of them are real religions some are not, see for yourself :P

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  • I actually got teary-eyed when Ebert talked about Siskel. So damn sad...

  • Okay, we all know what to do.

    "The Nostalgia Nerds": Starring Doug Walker and James Rolfe

  • I think of the animated series about Jay Sherman :)

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  • the first bit funny because

  • @R8FXX it true

  • 4:08

    you have got to be kidding me. you'd have to be an idiot not to like Mark Hamill as the Joker.

  • The Siskel And Ebert website no longer exists :(

  • Ah, we better change our identities...

  • The religions are: Baha'i Faith, Confucianism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism, Shinto Taoism, Wicca, The Force, Druze, Methodist, Catholic, Muslim, Gnosticism, Rastafari Movement, Mandaeans, Sabians, Unitarian, Universalism, Hellenistic, Magick, Left-Hand Path, Scientology and whatever religion the Oompa Loompas practice

  • @SnakeTheBoss13 Oh yeah! I am not on there!

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  • Roger Ebert looks very frightening now.

  • Sonic 2 music during Nintendo at 3:07

  • 1:56 Kathy Bates.

  • Critiception?

  • a critic reviewing critics its like the nerd reviewing nerds

  • Wow, gotta say Doug's hair at 1:51 kinda weirds me out...

  • 01:51

    What's that from?

  • Critic and the Nerd. Perfect combination.

  • Chris bores

  • @AoldmanX he means critics not nitpicking retards.

  • OK, WHY WAS SONIC MUSIC PLAYING WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT NINTENDO?!! Who chose that music? I would have at least expected Super Mario World or A Link to the Past or Super Metroid or SOMETHING other than SEGA!

  • @Luigipwnsall12 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

  • Actually the first thing I thought of was Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets.

  • PIE

  • @minhmook OMG PIE

  • pie

  • Oh 2 days of smiling? That ain't nothing, I once smiled for five whole days at youmacon because I went as the Joker, I smiled so big that my room mates said I even smiled in my sleep, I thought my face would be frozen once I finally broke character after the con

  • I think about David Stratton and Magaret Pomeranz when somebody says critic.

  • Roger and Gene's appearances on The Late Show were hilarious. Their pot shots at each other were awesome and David Letterman just made it even funnier.

  • Did anyone else try to pause at 6:11 to see what religion the critic was prejudice against?

  • I think of Yahtzee when I hear the world critic.

  • @ketherga thank you. i keep saying that but nobody agrees with me

  • @ketherga Zero punctuation?

  • @ketherga i strangely think of yahtzee when people say beutifull greek god...

  • @ketherga

    That's because you're probably 10 years old and all you've known is the internet. Most people think of Siskel And Ebert when they think of critics.

  • @CynicalVision Dude, he was obviously joking.

  • @ketherga I think of child when I see you're comment :D

  • @madmike1 ... Well, at least that last person who called me a child mentioned a reason for their suspicion. The reason was stupid and off-base, but it was a reason. As it stands I can't really offer a counter argument, except maybe shut up, because there's not really an argument to counter.

  • @ketherga Mostly because people who say Yahtzee is their fav critic, or the funnist is mostly someone who does not really have a broad sense of humor, not a person who thinks, sees brash things as something very funny. This is usually children due to not maturing yet and not actually seeing other forms of comady and/or not being mature enough to give it a real chance. Or it can be just people who, for lack of a more pleasing word, is just silly.

  • @ketherga Do not get me wrong, I liked Yahtzee before when he was actually creative with what he said, and even then he was not the funnist, just a few laughs from me and thats it, now he does not have any passion for it anymore and just swears and just says the games are shit...thats it. Its like saying Dane Cook is the funnist stand up comic...when all he is doing is dangling keys in front of you. Yahtzee does that verbally. Heck some of my fav humor is very goofy but at least as substance.

  • @madmike1 Eeeeeeeeeeeh, wall of text.. Okay, so it's the same reason. Allow me to respond.

    Yhatzee's humor is, by and large, very dry and satirical in nature. It doesn't surprise me that you might miss the subtleties of his comedy especially as his style has become more complex and professional. However, he honestly doesn't swear that much, and, by his own words, he is a praises by exception. Anything he doesn't mention is good.

  • @madmike1 That said, while I think Yhatzee is quite good, I did not say "best" I said "most memorable" and gave several fairly good reasons that you can find below because I don't intend to repeat myself.

  • @ketherga

    He's just an ignorant punk with an oversized ego, his reviews are crap

  • @RyouuichiKun15 While that is your opinion and you're welcome to it you have provided no reasons, not even bad ones, for your opinion. So again, bring an actual argument, or don't reply.

  • @ketherga

    Oh gee whiz, i don't know maybe cause hes been stuck in 90's since forever and keeps bashing the modern day shooters and their mechanics: regen health, limited gun slots, cover based combat due to "personal" tastes

    Or maibe 'tis bout his general dislike for a massive portion of gaming genres like : RTSs, JRPGs, Driving Simulators, MMORPGs, Fighting - he even refused to review one of the best games of all time, SCII, because of his ignorance

    That's unproffesional, duude!

  • @RyouuichiKun15 u mad bro?

  • @RyouuichiKun15 id like to see you do a better review your pro some 12 year old ona xbox playing cod get a life loser

  • @MrGoopy1

    Oh my~.... i feel ravished by your harsh insults,

    do you talk to your mommy the same way, kid?

  • @RyouuichiKun15 u mad bro?

  • @RyouuichiKun15 no thats just sticking to what you know, I wouldn't review SC2 because I haven't played many RTS, I don't completely disregard the genre it's just not something I play a lot of... So your saying giving an opinion on something you barely know is more professional to sticking to review stuff you are actually knowledgable of? Oh and HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GIVE A REVIEW OF SOMETHING AND NOT GIVE YOUR 'PERSONAL' VIEW? Think about what you're saying...

  • @Togutas

    Yeah well thatd be all nice n dandy if yer was a ,whats the word, CASUAL REVIEWER

    But if someone strives to pretend to be a "hardcore pro" then he can't simply ignore such a major release due to "not playing alot of RTS" excuse Ya didn't NEED to be the Overlord of FPS Puzzles in order to beat Portal its called - accessible for general public.

    And Critics should put as least personal feelings in their work as possible

    Otherwise "SC2 wasnt at all what i expected! 1,5 stars!"

  • Gene Siskel Will Always Be Rembered By All!

  • they are the best

  • Why does Eberts face look like a mask ?

  • 13:35 does that mean that kickassia sucks?

  • @FeNiXwOnG951 of course it does, but that is the fun in it.

  • lol the Nostalgia Critic is prejudiced against The Force!

  • 13:39 I wouldn't get too full of myself there, Critic; Ebert also gave the thumbs up to HOME ALONE 3 and COP & A HALF.

  • but yea love siskel and ebert

  • lol it has all the typical "80s cliche" intros

    The random "thumbs up" zoom into the camera

    The arms fold while smiling into the camera like they know its there

    The "goofy shocked" look in one scene

    The "freeze frame" at the end

  • Hurray for playing Casino Night Zone music on a Nintendo section of a review?

  • I think of Chester A. Bum. :3

  • James Rolfe should be the new host of At The Movies.

  • @internetwin and accompanied with Doug Walker

  • @internetwin How about this: James and Doug at the movies. PERFECT MATCH.

  • lol. Teen Doug looks like the SpoonyOne.

  • wait did they invent the thumbs up thumbs down thing it seems like it would be invented much longer ago

  • whta is the name of the episode where Slappy nukes siskel and ebert???

    anyone plz?

  • i hate them, Ebert especially since he "joked" about Ryan Dunn's Death.

  • @jackfwoodward And you hate Siskel becauuuse....

  • @tricksterhuaun that was a typo error, it was meant to just say that i hate ebert, i got nothing against siskel since ive only seen a few clips of their reviews.

  • @jackfwoodward WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

    That's cold.

    How can ANYBODY joke about death?! *moans and schemes*

    *grumble grumble* Ebert ... *grumble grumble*

  • This is a true honest respect, not leaving anything that is both positive, and negative out, good for you NC!

  • I think Roeper would've made Siskel proud.

  • Talking about nintendo = Sonic music?

  • When I hear the word "critic" I think: most useless people on Earth.

  • I can only hope my arguments about famous movies can at least senceful like by these guys.

  • he doesn't like Mark Hamill's Joker? o_O

  • Did anyone else try to read all of the religions NC is prejudiced against but gave up because it moved to fast even if you were pausing it?

  • When Mutty yelled at Critic: "PUSSY!" I seriously laughed out my heart! xDD

  • Douchebags.

  • Didn't the Critic basically list everything remotely religious?

  • The first thing I think of when I hear "critic" is doucebaggery.

    Because most critics, other than people like the Nostalgia Critic and AVGN, most critics are doucebags...

  • They should've gotten Leonard Malten to replace Siskel!

  • hehe JESUS WHORE

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  • Two critics who have opposite opinions. Who doesn't?

  • 6:30 They live in the came house? Do they share the same bed too?

  • first thing i think of with the word critic?

    SPILL.COM!!!

  • JAY SHERMAN!!!! that's what i think of when I hear the word critic

  • thumbs up if you tried to see what religions the critic was prejuduce against

  • I think of that guy in ratatouille....

  • I miss Gene Siskel.

    I always loved watching Siskel & Ebert's reviews on Saturdays.

    Even when they gave 2 thumbs up to a movie that I hated, or two thumbs-down to a movie that I loved.

    They were pretty funny.

    Then Siskel died, and the show became "Ebert & Roper".

    I was never crazy about Roper.

    Then Ebert left, and it became "Roper & (whoever)".

    Then of course, the show was cancelled.

    (By the way, the testical jokes weren't funny)

  • I think of Yahtzee!!

  • OF COURSE I think of a half-naked violinist running down the street in tribal garb when I hear the word "critic", who DOESNT??

  • When I think of critic I think of the animated show "The Critic"

  • is it sad that when i hear critic i think of the nostalgia critic then after i think of him i think of james from the angry nintendo nerd?

    you know i would love to see the nerd and the critic watch a movie together and review it, for some odd reason i kinda think it would be like siskel and ebert

    but thats just me though

  • @CowardlyCat I think they did do that, though I can't remember what, I think it was one of those hideous TMNT music thingies.

  • 1:50, wow, NC's look was hot

  • I abhor Gene Shallet.

  • 8:42

  • "Why would you..."

  • The Critic is prejudiced against The Force?

  • @MetalVannan and apparently whatever the oompa-loompas practice as well as left-handed

  • 8:42: Pussy! xDxd

  • When I hear the word "critic," I think of a BA in English.

  • "Muslim" was the one in the middle. I checked.

  • siskel and ebert souled have had a sitcom

  • R.I.P. Gene Siskel

  • The Nostalgia Critic IS the first thing I think of when I hear the word critic x3

  • @iPicto Same here, seriously!

  • @iPicto when I hear nerd or video game nerd I think AVGN

  • I was FROZEN today!!!

  • 3:02

    He talks about Nintendo, but yet Casino Night from Sonic plays in the background? :?

  • @LabyrinthZonesurf i know that makes no sense

  • @LabyrinthZonesurf sonic is sega

  • @LabyrinthZonesurf oh right...never mind

  • @Vanstania : I was a'gonna say. . . LOOK at my name. LABYRINTH ZONE. . .Sonic. . . come on. DO THE MATH.

  • I love his expression at 13:59!

  • pause at 6:11.

  • when he asked who do you think of when you hear the word "critic" i thought nostalgia critic.when he asked again i thought avgn so i think that he was reeding my mind

  • haha roger ebert thinks kickassia and suburban knights suck

  • HOLD IT. MATI  IS DEAD AND HOW CAN HE BE THERE I MEAN I COME ON I SAW HIM DIE ON THE SUBURBAN KNIGHT WHAT WRONGE WITH YOU CRITIC

  • @mewt66 This came out long before Suburban Knights.

  • @mewt66Because this review is older.

  • he did this on my birthday ...take that biches the critic gave me a birtaday present

  • I hate Ebert.

  • Someone didn't like Mark Hamill's Joker? o3o

  • Fun Fact: Roger Ebert actually wrote that this was the funniest S+E Video he had ever seen.

  • 0:31 He read my mind AAAAAh

  • "The best, funniest video about Siskel & Ebert I've ever seen." - Roger Ebert

  • @Ekit357 did he really say that

  • @tardersauce12 Yes. He linked the video on his Twitter.