Song choice win, prog metal ftw. Bad RPG maker games are just such copious amounts of fun to play, nitpicking is fun when the nitpickee's are engrish speaking failmappers.
You were annoyed that there was no battles to comment on, but chances are it'd be the shitty default one anyway so you'd end up doing what you've done before i.e. just start talking about current events in your life.
Oh, and as for the Priest... I coulda swore that he didn't say that he believes in God, but that he belives in God. The prior is just dumb, the latter makes it seem like the Priest thinks God is a whore or something o_0
Hey I had a thought recently.. I've been enjoying the bad game reviews and your attempts to play them. But you should maybe also try broadening the horizons to games that actually try. These games, after a certain point, are like making fun of the speical olympics. There's a lot of content that goes unchecked in those medicore games.
I play through it first, then play again with the recording on, then let it play as I do the commentary. By the third time, I'm generally hardened to most of the stupid, but yeah, things like Ashguard threw me off.
No decent dialogue, and I thought the maker put no effort putting into correcting some things that might have seemed out of place. Sentences starting with lowerecase letters, confusing where for were and typing "im" instead of "I'm". :|
Bleh, no use for me to repeat what the heck was wrong in the game since you've pretty much addressed all, if not most of it in your review. Like pulling the house fresh out of the editor. :P
My god... these games are worst than the ones drakiyth reviews!!
rptheory 9 months ago
Whats the song at the beginning?
Alvosploio 1 year ago
@Alvosploio Aenima by Tool.
megadeth425 1 year ago
@megadeth425 did you watch my vid response?
Alvosploio 1 year ago
Can you review my game i put it in the video respone
bluee57 1 year ago
@bluee57 No. Stop doing this.
megadeth425 1 year ago
@bluee57 I'll review your game
Alvosploio 1 year ago
I'm also creating a RPG maker game, hopefully it will be better then the ones you reviewed.
By the way, your a great reviewer keep up the good work.
locorocomw0 1 year ago
@locorocomw0 If you need a writer, I'm all for it.
visionimagify 1 year ago
You look like a girl
banditred2 1 year ago
Why the fuck does it take 45 seconds to just start the actual damn video?
SyntaxOverride 1 year ago
@SyntaxOverride because Tool is awesome :)
ROFLoftus 10 months ago
Notice how all these crappy games use the same shitty forest default title screen?
christen008 1 year ago 2
who the hell made this? I kno imma noob wit rmxp but I could make a town way better then this piece of crap
kisame2cool 1 year ago
Song choice win, prog metal ftw. Bad RPG maker games are just such copious amounts of fun to play, nitpicking is fun when the nitpickee's are engrish speaking failmappers.
LukeAndTheRealGirl 1 year ago
Wow i was laughing the whole time i was watching this video because the game is so rediculous
OB1Cannoli87 1 year ago
weopons ftw!
Protilisk 1 year ago
Hey, how to you record these, because FRAPS doenst record in full screen... :) Funny videos man :)
Zeroprobabilityvids 2 years ago
looks alrite but is easy to make
oomsbun 2 years ago
This game just plain sucks.
Like my rap huh?
Gabe1902 2 years ago
I kinda hate you :)
MadeInPivot 2 years ago
My favorite Tool song.
Trevor2575 2 years ago
everybody loves everything it's kinda creepy.........
gamemakingnoob 2 years ago
Hey man, I really enjoy your reviewing style. Do you think once I get a demo up I could get you to review something of mine?
IfTheBannersFall 2 years ago
THIS IS BETTER THAN FINAL FANTASY!!!..yea right..maybe after a huge dump!
Aatish2k8 2 years ago 5
walking in peoples houses and looting them.. sooo truueee.. >:D
Feijoa1990 2 years ago
lol where are these games coming from?
cal8116 2 years ago
Forums and reccomendations.
megadeth425 2 years ago
can you give me any recomendations on RPG forums? im a member on rpgunlimited+rpgrevolution already.
cool vids
cheers
cal8116 2 years ago
did you notice that all the npcs were facing down?
reido66 2 years ago 7
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Garyankan 2 years ago
lol...
"thats what rpgs are for, going into other peoples houses..."
LMFAO
AxjionAlesandres 3 years ago
Nice reviews. I think a part of your sub insanity is you play to much of this bullcrap. Keep up the vids.
yangusis 3 years ago
ahh! NVM! im fucking blind >_>
mickanelawd 3 years ago
Nice..whatwas the name of the song at start? ^^
mickanelawd 3 years ago 3
Song is Ænima by Tool.
Garyankan 2 years ago
You were annoyed that there was no battles to comment on, but chances are it'd be the shitty default one anyway so you'd end up doing what you've done before i.e. just start talking about current events in your life.
Oh, and as for the Priest... I coulda swore that he didn't say that he believes in God, but that he belives in God. The prior is just dumb, the latter makes it seem like the Priest thinks God is a whore or something o_0
Dragonatrix 3 years ago 3
Hey I had a thought recently.. I've been enjoying the bad game reviews and your attempts to play them. But you should maybe also try broadening the horizons to games that actually try. These games, after a certain point, are like making fun of the speical olympics. There's a lot of content that goes unchecked in those medicore games.
galza 3 years ago
... This is a game?
Wow.
Ratty524 3 years ago
Uhh...what the hell..?
I could usually keep my composure. But the 'tag' dude was too much, lol.
Love the description. Wow. That must be the explanation for those odd people..
How did you play this with a straight face? Lol.
XxToKyOmEwxX 3 years ago
I don't, you just can't tell because you can't see it.
megadeth425 3 years ago
Ah. Sometimes I do wonder why you don't start laughing at the stupidity; I remember you did for Ashguard.
Do you record it first and add commentary afterwards?
XxToKyOmEwxX 3 years ago
I play through it first, then play again with the recording on, then let it play as I do the commentary. By the third time, I'm generally hardened to most of the stupid, but yeah, things like Ashguard threw me off.
megadeth425 3 years ago
And Biggswedge, too. I notice you are continuously astonished by the utter stupidity of some of these games, heheh.
Most of these reviews had me cracking up; they're all great, thanks for reviewing them. Seeing a new review from ya always brightens up my day.
Keep it up!
XxToKyOmEwxX 3 years ago
Watching that review WAS FUN!!
sdm42393 3 years ago
Wow... gotta be careful with those fucking dialogs.. hahaha
TheMize18 3 years ago
I lost it with the tag npc.
"TAG TAG TAAG!" Lol.
P.S. Fuckin long hair, how long did it take you?
RoseSkye 3 years ago
Going on three years.
megadeth425 3 years ago
"i belive in god" WTF?
Simacir 3 years ago
@Dialogue: What... the... hell.
No decent dialogue, and I thought the maker put no effort putting into correcting some things that might have seemed out of place. Sentences starting with lowerecase letters, confusing where for were and typing "im" instead of "I'm". :|
Bleh, no use for me to repeat what the heck was wrong in the game since you've pretty much addressed all, if not most of it in your review. Like pulling the house fresh out of the editor. :P
thepunkid89 3 years ago