O&A - Independence Day Stinks W/ Patrice Oneal & Jim Norton.

[lionelforbes23]

HILARIOUS!!!! 

[FreakyKong]

....DON'T YOU TELL HIM TO SHUT UP!!

[FreakyKong]

...Y'KNOW, IF IT WASN'T FOR DAVID!!

[LondonPride25]

Agree with Patrice, if you look back at them now, Jackie Brown is a better film than Pulp Fiction.

[wannabesedated00]

@LondonPride25 Agreed

[paydirt78]

@LondonPride25 Way better...

[DoinDabzByTheSlabs]

HEEBIE KIKBERGER



[Lifendz]

I never actually spit my coffee on my laptop before, but the part @20:29 actually made me do that. I thought I broke my laptop for a second. Hilarious stuff.

[townsjim]

Patrice's laugh LOL

[GnosisorComtosis]

Heebie Kikeberger lol now that is funny shit

[FSinWCR]

I'm gonna miss that laugh most of all.

[ward23]

BATTLE FOR L.A WAS THE SHITTT!!!!!

[jkramer265]

We aint lettin no niggas in space.

[freedomfun1]

lots of whiney gay bitches chitty chatting trying to sound smart & tuff by talking loudly & swearing lol

[jargonis2011]

@freedomfun1 let me guess a stern fan

[LeaveDenbyAlone]

Hahahah holy shit "Heebie Kikeburger"

[SwiftOnSports]

@LeaveDenbyAlone I almost fucking died when I heard "Heebie Kikeburger".

[emptysoul25]

I was gleeful when Harry Connick Jr's character was killed.

[nittrodog]

Patrice was a fucking genius

[snappy452]

WELCUM TO ERF!

[Vash1286]

they nailed it! the first 1/2 is great, but after they blow up the white house and the other buildings, it just goes downhill.

[bojanks15]

lol battlefield la is probably somehow worse than independence day. 

[spacemanisaac]

Even if the movie sucks, Will Smith still makes me feel gay.

[boyscout21]

First like

[jonQuest82]

hahahahha! They're killin the jewish guy! "You knew theennnnn!"

[biggydx]

I wish they would make an alien movie where we actually get fucked in the end. Im sick of us always winning at the last half hour of the movie, its ridiculous.

[Rylic09]

"Wait a minute. Why would they bring- WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE!!!" I love how Patrice interrupts himself lmfao goddamn Patrice we're gonna miss you. Not a single comedian like you!

[BronanTheGNARbarian]

Jimmy murdered me with the AAAALLLGGGGGHEEEEAAAA FEEFTY VUN

[AliveOnImpact]

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

[MrMichaelPS]

R.I.P. Patrice



[krdragon6950]

I am listening to Independence Day / Patrice O'Neal Tribute on The Opie and Anthony Channel

[TheFender2010]

There's that Patrice laugh, 4:25 -- God, I'm going to miss that guy.

[grizz22604]

@TheFender2010 agreed. PRICELESS!!!!

[hfxjerk]

@TheFender2010 yep just played this for my gf so she could hear the best patrice laugh ever

[kingp791]

@NipplesTheClown83 hear hear brother...couldnt think of a comment worthy of the greatness that has left us...your comment says it best bro...RIP Patrice...Life is less humorous without you...

[JamesOhGoodie]

This is some of the funniest shit that's ever come out of Patrice's mouth. Rest in peace man.

[jspoto44]

mad love to patrice and family, we will miss you man. 

[cityhawk80]

Patrice was brilliant on stage, Tough Crowd, and O&A, but THIS clip made me laugh harder than anything he ever did.

[NipplesTheClown83]

Damn Patrice. We are all sitting here now watching every one of your best clips. Sure is ALOT of them, a testament to your talent. Condolences to those who knew him, cannot imagine the void that is left. That big man was a pure GENIUS! Opie said it best; that word gets thrown around alot. It was accurate and deserved with Patrice. Sorry for the loss

[TheSMW84]

I thought of this video when I heard Patrice passed, he was a funny damn guy. Just hearing his laugh was hilarious! RIP.

[mrskinszszs]

RIP patrice :(

[finarrykahn13]

"I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities." hahahha -

[TheWhizzkid23]

Heeby kikeburger

Lmao!

[DarkTowerTube]

That was great. They should something similar to a Director's Commentary and you can just play it to a movie. I would fucking pay for that. So many damn movies to make fun of and love.

[moonsugar1]

"OH MY GAWD I GOTTA CAWL MY MUDDER!" lol.

[fyadcorp]

"A turtle driving an Edsel into your garage" ahahahaaaaaahahahhaa

[fyadcorp]

We don't let no niggas in space!!!

[wutforever]

Fucking hilarious.

Get better Patrice.

[JosephPorta18]

lmao AINT THAT THE FUCKIN 1950's MODEL

[mark224]

Awesome

[RobbyTechno1]

Jackie Brown is NOT better than Pulp Fiction, Samuel L Jackson Is not good enough to carry a whole movie by himself patrice c'mon now.

[cky1088]

I love when people get on radio and have no idea what they're talking about. Patrice i used to think was funny, but after his line "I'm no movie maker" Yeah, Faggot, we all know you're not, your comedy sucks, It's obvious when you get on stage and four people laugh at your already overrated jokes that every other comedian has done. step on a landmine.

[CoolerKing37]

@cky1088 How long have you had a YouTube account, Mr. Emmerich?

[sudokcd]

The dumbest part of the movie was that a computer virus is what saved us. So the aliens use PC's not Mac's.

[fyadcorp]

@sudokcd it's a metaphor

[UFCfanboy7898]

IT STINKS!!!!!

[htezerdi]

the greatest single radio bit ever to hit the ether, comedy wise

[MindstormRecs]

There are three things that were good about Independence Day: The aliens, the White House being blown up, and Jeff motherfucking Goldblum!

[scientific1982]

This is gold. For some reason Patrice laughing puts a smile on my face.

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

Heeby Kikeburger gets me every time,lol I don't like lil Jimmy.....I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[aivrsn75phila]

Patrice sees things not many people (who happen to have eyes) can see or know is there.

[blaes2000]

Jackie Brown better than Pulp Fiction. Patrice...

[cypheronyx]

That would be like a turtle driving an edsel into your garage!

[Motown49001]

Will Smith had douche chill lines in bad boys 2

[Dan7yeah]

This was amazing

[gierbolini90210]

Battle Los Angeles was a fucking piece of shit

[eastbaybochat]

he walked in looking ethnic......that was terrific

[1844Freddy]

"Nah we ain't lettin' no niggas in space!" bahahahah

[TheHurricaneman6]

I'm a Jew...I know plenty of dudes like heeby kikeburger. Not offensive, just embarrassing for my people.

[hothotheat3000]

But that shot of the ship breaking through the clouds is ICONIC. Shame that the rest of the movie didn't measure up.

[hothotheat3000]

Welcome to Erf!

[TheMonsterRain]

I saw this awful piece of shit when it was in theaters. We got hammered and kicked beer cans around, yelling about how fucking terrible it was.

[JerFhilm]

@TheMonsterRain HAHAH! The sound of a beer can clanking around is just funny on it's own.

[TheMonsterRain]

@JerFhilm It was the last weekend of BT in the army. Drunk-ass fools causing a ruckus in their early military career.

[MoPapparani]

Independence Day was directed by Roland Emmerich...who also directed 2012, Godzilla, and The Day After Tomorrow

[holic120]

@MoPapparani It all makes sense now...

[nooyawkfun]

@MoPapparani Seriously, Roland Emmerich is the absolute death of all large-scale catastrophe movies. He should just quit and leave it to someone more capable, like Michael Bay of dishing out believable and exciting action on a large scale.

[Keim4ever]

I like how the planes fought against the mini space ships.

[RobbyTechno1]

He knocked out his outfit..............Goddamn this movie sucks.

[joedoschMSU]

"They're using our own satellites against us...

...and the clock is ticking..."

[Shinchibi]

[INCOMING STUPID QUESTION]

Is little Yimmy jewish?

[Takerkid14]

@Shinchibi No

[Shinchibi]

@Takerkid14

Thanks Tater.

[Dan88CG]

@Shinchibi Yes

[BishopAP]

What ruined the movie for me was how condescending Bill Pullman was when Judd Hirsch suggested that the government already knew about the aliens and had them in Area 51, meanwhile they were FLEEING FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK! At that point, it's not outside the realm of possibility that the two might be related.

[Superman5000The]

I'm watching it right now on HBO, and there's the part where everyone on Air Force One is walking through the building at Roswell, and even by Judd Hirsch's walk, you can tell that he's playing a stereotypical Jew.

[Fistwagon]

The worst thing in that movie is that a fucking PC computer virus works on the mothership... I mean come on, don't they use Apple? *drrr-tshh*

[JamesOhGoodie]

@Fistwagon "Looks like you're uploading a virus. Would you like some help with that?"

[Sorcoral]

I didn't even know what a Jew was when this came out, let alone what a really stereotypical one would act like.  Good ol' West Coast

[Superman5000The]

AIIIIRRRR-EEEEEEEEE-AAAAHH FIIIIIFFFTTTTYYYYY WAAAAANNN!

YOU KNEW THEN!...but you did nothing.

[TheIcon04]

seems like a lot of big will smith movies are second-half letdowns. IMO this applies to i am legend and hancock for sure

[MrTbomb78]

I can always tell whats on HBO just by the movies that ant talks about

[Sheaman78]

Bill Pullman disliked

[phizfrail]

you'd all be dead if it wasnt for my david!!!

[livardo]

Battle Los Angeles, 33% at RottenTomatoes.... not looking good.

[LightmyWay23]

Patrice's laugh is so authentic and hysterical. When he laughs, I laugh, lol.

[jamauln1]

Skyline was alright. Didn't live up to the hype but it was still ok. Just ok. Only redeeming part of that movie was the ending.

[xcalibur4ever]

"Funny People" is another first half movie. Once Ms. Apatow is introduced that film goes into the shitter.

[MrTbomb78]

@xcalibur4ever so true sir so true

[Superman5000The]

@xcalibur4ever Yeah, the movie did seem to just halt as soon as she was introduced. Not to mention that it seemed to just drag on and on and on. Good movie but Lord, the second part wasn't as strong as the first.

[xcalibur4ever]

@Superman5000The Yeah, I really liked the first half of that, it was a real exposition on stand up comedy and fame. And dark Adam Sandler was a refreshing change from his usual "I'm a lovable retard" character.

[jhohcable]

I actually heard about their conversation about this but didn't actually hear it, so mega ultra thank you for posting this.

[rauliont]

i wanna know what he says about battle la

[aphexaic3213]

you'd all be dead if it werent for my david!

-we get it!  you're really jewish!

[Dre259]

well to be fair it was punched by Muhammed Ali....

[PrivateAckbar]

I always wonder how directors get actors to do cliche. Was the director standing behind the camera with a microphone "More Jewish, more Jewish!"?

[AgentZer0oo0]

@PrivateAckbar

lmfaoooooooooooo

[JamesOhGoodie]

@PrivateAckbar Yea I always think of that scene in "Hollywood Shuffle" where Robert Townshend is playing the pimp and the producer lady or whatever is asking the director "Can he play it a bit more...well, you know...black?" and he walks off the movie based on that. How do these other actors put up with it?

[jhohcable]

@JamesOhGoodie Because they're whores with no integrity. :3

[PrivateAckbar]

When the credits were rolling they should have just called the character "Jewish dad". In terms of cliche he fits right in between German propaganda and Krusty the clowns dad.

[majinphilly]

@PrivateAckbar Kind of like in the credits for The Shawshank Redemption with the credit "Fat Ass"

[majinphilly]

Look at it this way, Randy Quaid Saved The Planet in this movie...but ruins Christmas in another. Heeby Kikeburger LOL

[TomMSTie1138]

@majinphilly "Merry Christmas...shitter was full!"

[xg4bx]

Will smith has never been in a good movie. everything he's been involved with has been shit yet somehow he's a superstar.

[swingingfordearlife]

@xg4bx Enemy of the State and Men in Black were pretty good.

[AgentZer0oo0]

@xg4bx

Lies!!

Hitch, 6 Degrees of Seperation, Bad Boys, Ali.

Stop It.

[gatsu6969]

@xg4bx he always does big block busters. i like him as an actor though, but he is a psycho in interviews.

[InlandGreen]

keepin em current.. awesome holic-

thx-peace

[CoolerKing37]

"Heeby Kikeburger"

[JediRibeye]

Heeby Kikeburger....fucking....I'm rolling.

[deadhorseman]

@JediRibeye I didnt even watch the video yet and I know who your talking about

[1844Freddy]

@JediRibeye That got an epic Patrice laugh

[moakley]

Patrice is underrated

[ILuvMusic4real]

knocked out his outfit. lols