You Have Been Watching S02E07 part 2/5 (Kids' TV)

[dshodaw]

xDD Im Dutch, and I can't believe our silly political decisions :PD

[Gjeorje]

-You`ll believe a poo can cry.

[shailey93]

does anyone else find holy walsh strangely attractive?

[baldrick44]

Poor Chris Addison with his Seoul Man joke...

[Samify75]

That dog poo clip make me laugh soooooooo much.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

Why no part 1?

[BrieLarsonFan]

DOGGY POO IS ADORABLE!

[Aidinovic]

Charlie's fabulous Emo Phillips impression at 1:35.

[CCNuck]

Haha, awwww, that Dutch song was adorable.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

...I will get the Jews god-willing?

This planet.

[SmileForInsanity]

I liked the Dutch Song :) It made me think that perhaps at sometime in the future the world can move on and everyone can be happy :)

[thesearcher]

Miley Cyrus is hot.



[RichardForkins]

I have trouble believing any of those subtitled Islamic TV clips. You could write ANYTHING there and people wouldn't know the difference.

[aaron9099]

The Dutch song was quite moving, the dog turd was very moving considering it was a dog turd, and then a homicidal rabbit grooming a little girl came on.

So yeah, its all good so far....

[ewandougie]

That Doggie Pooh bit was lovely

[MrKimmy1986]

He's done that Hannah Montana bit on two shows now. Did the same on How TV Ruined Your life. Still love him though. :)

[kooora18]

Robin van persie

[flynntheman90]

I thought the two fathers song was genuinely nice, wish all countries had a show like that

[MrEifla]

I thought the three fathers think was really great. It was geniunley charming XD

[Szaam]

Certain lines from the Doggy Poo cartoon are some of the most romantic and beautiful lines I've heard. They would have been very touching, if only they weren't delivered by a pile of dog shit.

[unhingedmind]

i don't see why having two fathers is "political correctness". 

[KungfuCow5]

@unhingedmind 'Cause it isn't.

[unhingedmind]

@KungfuCow5 yeah, that was the rhetorical point dear...

[KungfuCow5]

@unhingedmind Well whoopty doopty doodely doo!

[DarkAlignment]

Hold on, are they or are they not aloud to say shit on this? They spend the first 4 minutes saying nothing but poo, then at around 4:18 Charlie slips in a sneaky shit and it wasnt bleeped, then keeps on saying poo. Im confused >.<

[A16AdamWalker]

@DarkAlignment I think it's probably because the actual animation (it's on youtube in four parts) is called Doggy Poo... so I guess they thought they should stick to it, like how you call Coronation Street, a Street, and not a Road. Charlie probably said shit because it was a different character or something... that or he forgot.

[Jez32uk]

@DarkAlignment poo is funnier then shit, plus most people can self regulate themselves and don't need a bleeper to tell them what they can and can't hear

[DarkAlignment]

@Jez32uk I wasn't bothered by it, if that's what your saying.

[Jez32uk]

@DarkAlignment well then i stand by the first part.. poo is a funnier word than shit.

[ProofBloggCantDance]

the song right at the beginning of this clip is actually pretty good :P

[perfacetus]

Wow, nations selling propaganda to their own kids. Pretty strong stuff too.

[simonethediver]

Hahaha so lovely watching this and suddenly there's someone singing in my native language. I was shocked.

[blacksofia]

I love the song the boy is singing, sorry if its just me, but I find it sorta touching...

[existenceisrelative]

@blacksofia You know, I was just thinking that. Until it got to the part where they can both be a mother. Then it entered a strange world of shapeshifting lesbians...

[Sumtinrandom]

I'm Dutch, and that 'kinderen voor kinderen' song is horrible! Stuff like that has been on television for about 30 years.

[gloomyoutlook]

There was nothing that rabbit said that I disagreed with.

[ciaracustard]

Awh that Doogy Poop clip gets me EVERY time.

[Haza9hill]

@babycapone92 I'm in the UK and all you have to do is go on a proxy site and put in the URL when you get the blocked page. It's a lower quality, but still legible.

[NeverEverFaceTheDark]

kinderen voor kinderen! they're wrong though, kinderen voor kinderen isn't only about 'social' issues like i feel they make it seem here and the demographic it is aimed at is much younger than teenagers. lots of kids used to like it when i was in primary school. some songs used to get really popular for a while.

and wow, it's also really interesting to hear the prejudices about holland.

[tberwick1]

Bob the Settlement Builder!

[ZeronesXX]

I bet Japan would have even better but most ockward kid shows

[MrGxMoto]

the kid at the start is cute

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

That song at the beginning was actually pretty toe-tappable.

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

RACIST POOS!

I think i am actully in love with Brooker!

[MarcusM1995]

Wheres part 1?

[pinkally1986]

Oh god this is the worst panel on this show yet! IfJack Whitehall was there too it would be UNBEARABLE. Brooker thankfully saved it.

[Illuminatus42]

That Dutch clip made me smile. :)

[mig11280]

@Illuminatus42 It's quite a nice song :D

[mystvice]

5:58 yo gaza gaza and bob the settlement builder got me

[Idnarmadur]

Hannah Montana is a bit like Nazi architecture xD

[Ben4MiValentine]

Why do they have to talk about hannah mon fucking tana, it's a disgrace 2 Disney, disney have 2 go back to wat they used to be like

[Vault101Reject]

And they wonder why people think they're backwards and stone-age with propogandist bullshit like that. =/

[Mayna00]

Oh man. That Palestinian clip was horrible. Being a Muslim (and having a not-so-healthy British panel show obsession) it's so sad cause stuff like this keeps coming up. They make us look so bad. Well, them and the other nutjobs who try to pass off as Muslims.

We're not anti-Jew, we're Pro-Booker! I swear!

[Mayna00]

Oh and I'd like to clarify, by 'they' I obviously meant the horrible people responsible fo the heart swipe/pedo rabbit kids' show atrocity, NOT British panel shows.

I LOVE BRITISH PANEL SHOWS!

[Gleebo]

@Mayna00 The big problem is that they're produced by a Muslim authority, and they are just that: a Muslim authority. I would normally do all the PC stuff, except for the fact that groups like Hezbollah have such authority in the Arab Muslim world (although this is an important distinct: Arab Muslim, not western Muslim)

[Mayna00]

@Gleebo I'm a Pakistani Muslim, and I do appreciate that you're not trying to be PC. Political correctness never helps anyway.

They're a 'Muslim' authority in so far as they SAY they go by the book of Allah. Trust me, the book doesn't tell us to kill and massacre people. Kind of kills the point of religion, doesn't it?

What always surprises me online is that almost all Westerners believe that these people ARE Muslim,

[Mayna00]

@Gleebo .. while we Muslims unanimously see them as people who've hijacked our religion, twisted its words, brainwashed a bunch of powerful people by promising them even more power, and are now using their shady 'Muslim' status to wage greedy wars for power and money.

Sorry, but I've always wanted to explain that to people. Doing it on a Brooker video probably not a good idea.

Sorry =P

[Dancingwithotters]

@Mayna00

It's comments like these that make me glad Youtube was invented in the first place.

[Mayna00]

@Dancingwithotters and @Wuggynaut

Aw, thanks for that. I think the way 'Muslim' opinion is misrepresented in the West is sort of paralleled in the way 'Western' opinion is presented to us here in Pakistan.

Which is why sometimes I'm genuinely surprised by these kinds of comments.

Good to know we can all still get along <3

[Dancingwithotters]

@Mayna00

Right on brother!

[Mayna00]

@Dancingwithotters I'm a girl but cheers man =P

[Dancingwithotters]

@Mayna00

No problem sister of the east! :D

[deliriumdoll]

@Mayna00 This is my favourite series of YouTube comments/discussion ever!

[Mayna00]

@deliriumdoll Yaay! We're squashing misconceptions one youtube comment at a time!

Honestly, the internet is such a beautiful place =P

[Wuggynaut]

@Mayna00 The reasonable people know this. If someone takes that as a precursor of a whole group of people, it's like taking the actions and opinions of Westboro Baptists to represent the whole of Christianity.

I have met and been in contact with plenty of moderate Muslims and they do not differ in any way, shape or form of moderate people of any religion, or non-religion (like myself being an people-loving atheist!)

[leftovers0]

@Mayna00

If you are going to voluntarily believe bullshit, on faith, just because you were told it was true as a kid, then us rational people reserve the right to group you all together.

[Mayna00]

@leftovers0 I hardly think most 'rational' people would be with you on this one, to be honest =P

The only reason I 'believe' is because it genuinely makes me a happier (and I suspect a better) person. I'm a Sociology major, and fully willing to admit that 'faith' may just work on largely psychological principles. But that hardly matters.

What matters is that it WORKS FOR ME.

Just like being an athiest works for other people.

Let's all just let each other believe what they want, please?

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm crying form laughing s hard.

[SD78]

The heart wipe is CLASSY!

[Speakersoxx]

Take the piss out of anything Dutch you want, but stay the fuck away from Sinterklaas and Kinderen voor Kinderen.

[pyrohoboy]

@Speakersoxx Kinderen voor Kinderen <3, The older songs were better though. I'm surprised they didn't go for the titenlied.

[Sapharone]

@Speakersoxx WORD!!!

[unhingedmind]

@Speakersoxx sinterklaas is racist. the first time i saw the whole blacked up side-kick, too stupid to know anything, running around behind a bearded white dude as some slave (or devil spirit or whatever), i thought it was some crazy right-wing shit. but no, its apparently for kids to laugh at. shameful.

[JasonNerdbane]

@unhingedmind I know, I'm half Dutch and I hate it, the "reason" they say they're black is because of going down chimneys which is bullshit, but then why is their hair curly and are their lips red?... Plus I found it odd that in school we weren't taught about any Dutch involvement in the slave trade... All I learned during high school was a Belgian cut the arms of People somewhere in Africa and how heroic Willem van Oranje was...

[sianchild]

The scariest rabbit I've ever seen!

[TheCrowebar123]

In my opinion Hannah Montana was worse than that rabbit. That causes a much more subtle decay of humanity.

[guysmiley00]

@TheCrowebar123 There really is a "Disney" style of acting in Hannah Montana, wherein everyone just mugs and overacts as much as possible. It's an insidious method of both covering the blandness necessary to make your market as wide as possible and discouraging any sort of analysis or independent thought about the program as presented. Don't think, just buy! Like it because all your friends do! I really find it deeply appalling.

[TheMikeyReilly]

Hannha Montana is like Nazi architecture

[babycapone92]

@suukiini - Why can I never see ur first videos of the episodes? It says copyright issues but noone else seems to have the problem :s

[suukiinni]

@babycapone92 Do you live in the UK? If you have a British IP address, YouTube usually blocks all C4 stuff for you :(

[alexmiddleton4]

@suukiinni I live in the UK and most of your uploads are blocked. The thing is I have no idea why since I saw this on TV in the UK but I can't on youtube.

[Roboshi2007]

@suukiinni which makes no sense as we paid for Channel 4.

[etocadet]

@babycapone92 I use hotspot shield it basically creates a middle man in california so it thinks ur american, useful for college, only downsisde it can slow ur internet down but only on that comp it aint like a torrent application

[babycapone92]

@etocadet That's brilliant thank you :)

[w1n6ed83a5t]

@babycapone92 Because the bods at channel four are too stupid to work out that the 1/5 at the end of the filename means 0ne of five. They report the first video, and it gets removed, but no one thinks to get the others removed.

[davedjdgs]

@babycapone92 Cos Channel 4 are massive cocks. 

[LiveElectronicDuo]

I hope the Rabbit gets a hold of Hannah Montana! .... god willing!

[HarrisonRocks]

Ahhhhh, fuck you Channel 4, i'll just off from part 2 won't I? Arseholes.

[spider5600]

Christ a child singing about his TWO fathers, And an angry cleric in a rabbit costume saying he will get rid of Jewish people both on childrens TV. And I thought Lazy Town was the pinnacle of crap unsubtle television for kids oh how i was wrong

I bet the kid who was singing on that dutch show kid got horrendously bullied at school after that was on TV

[NeverEverFaceTheDark]

@spider5600 children's tv is NEVER subtle. children aren't very good at catching complicated, multi-layered shades of meaning. children's tv is MEANT to convey a positive message of good. it is meant to indoctrinate children with our values and model them into good citizens. *shrug* i don't think there's anything wrong with that. what do you want children's tv to do? corrupt kids with violence and teach them to be horrible to others?

[PrimaIScream]

I'm so high and this is fuckin' funny... yup

[EmmaTallHat]

doggy poo :') ♥

[XxRynethxX]

Doggy Poo is massively cute XD

[GinoZump]

gets out of synccc :(

[benanr90]

haaha i actually didn't get the soulman/solman joke till mark mentioned the capital of korea. now it's really funny!

[etocadet]

its actually Seol

[martiniisgood]

Wow, some disturbing footage there! Two fathers, I mean come on.

[kayman92]

@martiniisgood It's the netherlands what do you expect?

[Sapharone]

@kayman92 Gee, thnx. That made me, a Dutchie, feel so good about my country and my culture.

[JasonNerdbane]

@martiniisgood Yeah, two parents who'll give him love and attention, feed him, keep a roof over his head and make sure he gets a good education... Fucking disgraceful

[BentonRox]

Wow. Well, at least that clip from Palestine puts "Yo Gabba Gabba" into perspective.

[Wikike21]

Doggy Poo rules! And I also admit: "it's not the first time I've been moved to tears by a poo..." LOL

[shadowaznmaster]

i choked on some watermelon when i saw the palestinian clip

[Nexius8]

2:27 I know what she was thinking

[StoliDassah]

That Palestinian clip was definitely one of those things that makes you lose faith in humanity.

Hannah Montana is horrid. My little cousin hates it, especially since her name is Hanna, so people are always calling her Hannah Montana.

[0m12]

@StoliDassah

No, you're mistaking that clip with the atrocities its makers have gone through to reach this stage. That is what drains one's faith in humanity.

[birkinsmith88]

@0m12 i thought the palestinias were agains the israelis, not all jews

[0m12]

@birkinsmith88

Yes they are, but in some cases "Jew" is used synonomously with Israeli, and still in other cases, a rural, oppressed (hence sometimes uninformed) people see the nation that brands itself "The Jewish State" and the crimes it commits against them, and assume (wrongly, of course, but in a way understandably) that all Jews are like that.

[nolbie]

@birkinsmith88 I think you are confusing a children's program with the palestinian people.

[ActionMasterMegatron]

@birkinsmith88 Israel is a mostly jewish nation

[guysmiley00]

@ActionMasterMegatron More than that, Israel defines itself as a "Jewish" state, which is an incredibly stupid thing to do. If the history of the world taught us nothing else, it is that enshrining a religion in the government of a state will invariably lead to religious discrimination and oppression. There's no such thing as a theocratic democracy - it's a contradiction in terms.

[idine08]

@StoliDassah it just occured to me that ironically the ones who endorsed the palistinean one would have the same hate for the dutch 2 fathers one. (Which I endorse by the way)

[dnizabhad]

blew up peter...that clip was horrible.''we are fucked''..right said Charlie