Bike? I'll Give You Bike! Grey Pubic Hair! Dog Bag!

[sineadc1973]

JUST PISSED MYSELF AGAIN

[Squishy1236]

look at this guys face 0:26

[mrfester42]

Ringo and Bill Wyman. cool

[writer1294U2]

"dog bag, a breakthrough. It's a bag you put the dog in"

[Leowen2]

0.27 is priceless

[butterslacks109]

I'll make you smile on the other side of your face

"you wanna know how I got these scars?"

[richardhalo]

Wow, Theoden was there!!

[kryantiann]

@richardhalo yesss! He looked so familiar. Thanks a lot!

[rjconnolly64]

2:10 Peter Davison!!!!!!!!!!

[fred6059]

Yep that is Ringo!

[RadarKat73080]

Thank God!  I thought my dad was the only one who is insane!

[SwanSongRecords]

Ahah joanna lumley is in the audience

[squatch1983]

Reminds me of when i was younger.

Im crying, and my mum would say ''Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about''

[squatch1983]

Classic. One of his best.

[blackcard23]

ok honestly the audience scares me, look like a bunch of robot invaders

[freecooper2008]

whats with the black women with the salors hat

[sotefb]

@specialfx34 naw he didna but im sure u wid ken being up on the tounge n that eh

[sotefb]

its an audience with billy connolly ye can buy it off play dot com lol

[MomSaysImCool]

Did I see Michael Parkinson in there?

[Osbournek]

It's grey not gray!! Just thought I'd mention!! :D

[sotefb]

@Osbournek naw its gray in scotland sorry grey where ever u r no ma fault

[ahead2627]

Ringo Starr appears at 2:49!

[rmwaldo]

at 2:27 michael parkison is watchin him

[BethGoth15]

0:27 Bob Hoskins' face XD That's funnier than actual stand-up!

[SvenSvenSvensen]

awesome

[Zevonfan524]

Is that Ringo Starr at 2:49?

[sotefb]

@Zevonfan524 naw its david niven lol

[edslides]

i cant help but think of john cleese when i hear and see billy.

[realitysimulator]

i've heard quit abit of that in my child hood my favorite has to be "i'll jerk you up by the hair of the head and put stripes across your ass" and the always entertaining stop cryin before i give you something to cry about

[jonjeny]

theres alot of celebs in that audience.. esp at 1:33 weasley's mother in harry potter and 2:18 the captain in The Titanic with leonardo dicaprio

[kijugently]

@jonjeny I'm sure that's Peter Davison at 2:10

[sanseijedi]

@kijugently Agree, and that looks like Joanna Lumley @ 1:42.

[sotefb]

@sanseijedi wher aboot ya skate that ye ir ye canny see nowt fir talking pish noo

[sanseijedi]

@sotefb Fit ye talkin aboot, ma loon? Wis yer mither a tory? Ah, weel, we're a' wee boys! Ta, then.

[xkevibhoyx]

so funny still

[ThrashMetalGuy]

my parents are the same when i say mom or dad and they just shout WHAT!? and you think "don't matter now"

[jonjeny]

@ThrashMetalGuy why ?

[ThrashMetalGuy]

@jonjeny i don't  know i guess thats what happens eveytime as a kid lol

[kaskito]

Doad? WHAT!!!! xD

[1JimiJames1]

haha that guy at 0:28 is like :0 ive already seen mine!

[Jamesofhull]

sweet jesus this guy has me in stitches!!!!!

[lvrpl09]

lol at 0:27

[superbabe62]

an audience with billy connolly...funniest man on earth

[kalteich]

Looks like George Harrison!

[TheSegaAges]

I like the big slipper.

[ihavalife]

100,000 view.......... Bitches.

[mischifKES]

that's a star studded audience

[fafaan]

what does he say? can I go to the painter? what! painter is is? i'll paint your zoo my lad

That can't be right :/

[Robdgnl]

I'm not Scottish, but I think he says pictures.

"Can I go to the pictures? Pictures is it? I'll pictures you my lad!"

I think, anyway.

[greenelf12]

yes pictures as in the cinema and i''m scottish :o)

[fayenesse]

"can i go to the pictures" and then "I'll pictures you my lad!"

as in movies

[Mvanderlande]

Pictures, I'll pictures you my lad.

[mjlovehim12]

no its "can i go to the pictures , wit pictures is it! il pictures you my lad":L:Lx

[yetigoose]

@fafaan

He says: "Can I go to the pictures?" "What!!" Pictures is it? I'll pictures you, my lad!!".

The worst thing is, is that's how our parents used to talk to us in the 60s!

[Sophaayx]

ma parents still do lol !!!

[Luubelaar]

@yetigoose - what do you mean "in the 60s" ... my parents talked to me like that in the 80s. I still can't work out what the hell they were on about. LOL

[LoonyLooners]

Ringo!

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

"what you gonna do slash me???"hahaha

[SuicidalCupcakes7]

"I'll take my hand off your face!" My mum says that alot XD

[anakin87654]

*softly* dad?

WHAT!!!!!!

xD

[Tom87893010]

is that Bernard Hill at about 2.20 ?he guy who played Theoden in Lord of the Rings?

[thedugmaster]

Yes next to Robbie Coltrain

[Iamphenomenalaj]

Yeah xD

[XAnneTinkerbellX]

he is a fucking comedian genious makes me proud to be scottish x

[Rottenandy]

My Dad waould threaten to hit be round the back of my legs. He never did but I never quite understood why that was more terrible than anything else! lol

[xoxnotanangelxox]

A hell of alot of famous people in that audience and he had them in fits of laughter! Pure genius!

[TARBABY71]

yes,,,,famous people have a sense of humor too

[ashcan007]

@xoxnotanangelxox yeah there is too - including Peter Davison at 2:11

[miad411]

LOL 0:26

his face just cracked me up... he was like =O

hahaha

[AyeeeItsCraig]

@miad411 lmfao

[twilight4likeever]

@miad411 saamerrs couldn't stop laughing

[Scotsbell]

my dad used to threaten me with a "skelpit leatherin'" !!! means a good thrashing. He never did of course!!

[LoonyLooners]

Now I can see why people call him the greates :D

[reecenolan]

can i go out on my bike

WIT BIKE ILL GIVE YE BIKE

ive got a bike

lol world class

[misscornflakes08]

its funny but most of his dad being angry is based on his childhood. he said so in an interview but he dosent dwell on it and turns it into a joke :) good on Billy! (:

[KelzRoze]

this couldnt be funnier!

[killieboy93]

you missed out the bit where he's laughin in front of his dad

"I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHIN TO LAUGH ABOUT!!!"

i thoought "great he's gonna tell me a jooke

[messiahofrock666]

thats wi him an his sister

fuckin hilarious

[t00117598]

is that ringo starr at 2.49?

[TheSAgibbs]

dad? can i go to the pictures?

dad: pictures is it?! i'll pictures you my lad!

[phillanderson5]

Budgie bag! Lmao!!!!

[david552]

The LOOK on Bob Hoskins face....

[EATSFALCONPUNCH]

Abe Lincoln 2:18

[lethalfart]

LMAO dog bag :-D

[TammyJ708]

Billy is a legend :D

[evanmc2k7]

dad? WHAT !!?

[boonsblues]

Don't talk to me like that, and don't think that about me boy.

[Mirexa]

what is he saying at 1:44?

"DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. AND DONT...?"

[mrroykeane16]

think that about me!!!!!!! LMAO

[scotcat52E]

he says "and don't think that about me boy" :-D

[MYACEHIGHISGOOD]

And dont think that about me boy.

[johnmareelila]

These 'an audience with were popular with the English comedians about 15 yrs ago. Another good one is Victoria Wood - worth a look for her song 'lets do it'

[fenix182]

Bob Hoskins face 0:27

YEEESSSSS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!

[spinners123]

bob hodgeskins in audience

[JacobiteChilledPC]

that's why it's called 'an audience with'

[Bearram1]

2:47 Ringo Starr

Every time the camera shows the audience it's one famus person or another and some of them are even remeberd today :)

[HowManyTimes234]

bob hoskins at 0:27.

at least i think it is. in the video "Billy Connolly - Reasons for swearing" you can see Robbie Coltrane and Bob Hoskins in one shot

great actor

[MADABAWI1991]

yea he looks amaiezed or sth

[HenryHallsGuestNight]

Ah, this was the REAL Connelly - no neeed for the effing and blinding...just hilarious

[1988100]

You cut off the punchline for the 'hand off yer face' gag, he says 'its the putting on at high speed a didney fancy!'

[nicholasjhalpern]

whats the show called? i wanna see the whole thing lol hes awesome

[ltps]

An audience with

[fuckmook22]

lmfao dog bag XD

[PinstripeShirt]

I love Bob Hoskins face at 0:27.

[Nogli]

That was obviously JUST how Bob discovered his.

"Was Billy watching?! How did he know?"

[PinstripeShirt]

Lol.

[PaddyGoo]

Was on a bus when home in N Ireland and heard a mother talking to her daughter who was playing with her bracelet, and she said, "sure if you lose that I'll take it off you!".............

[PowerMetalDom]

My mum used to say "Watch the roads! If you ever get knocked down and killed by a bus I'll bloody murder you!"

[Scottishgal78]

lol that's funny!!

[gazza1235]

ill make you smile on the other side of your face....what they gonna do slash me!!! lmao ... my mum says everyone of those to me lol :D

[stacyblue1980]

Ringo at 2:49!

[stacyblue1980]

haha my granny says "Shut ya face!"

I love granny!! xxx

[acursebetweenus]

i'll take my hand off your face =S

my da says that

[PaddyGoo]

I love the "bike! I'll give you bike!" - totally true

[Trumpetbasel]

haha!! Scottish Women are like that!! :))

they always say silly things when they're angry!! "I'll have less o' yer lip" and things like that!!

[roxycallaghan]

ma mother said, and still says, the exact same things to me..

mixed in with "If ye fall n break yr leg, don't come runnin' to me" and "Shut yr face n tell me what happened"...

[bidefordrfc]

LMAO!!!

[jonjeny]

@roxycallaghan lmho XD