(YTP) Pinocchio Learns About Touching

[metallicafan5059]

A Downfall parody hidden in a YTP, I'm impressed...

[fhorn4ever2007]

and they told my generation drugs were bad.... how right they were ^_^

[wickedfeylady]

If Nautical Nonsense be somethin' you wish, then open the book and let out the drunk!

[SmashLiXs]

0:55 MLP joke?

[Hammi4Real]

i knew i saw a familiar face. and i was right. what a goofy outfit.

[creativeinsult]

lol. it's funny because frodo.

[Mystic3517]

Wait that's Elijah Wood?!!! Wow.. Lol

[whiteash002]

oh my god elijah is so itty bitty ;o;

[VioletDeDomo]

ROFL 2:56

[SuperDiamondDogs]

i have to ask, what happened to the original video that you posted?

[morningblue84]

@SuperDiamondDogs Probably taken down due to copyright infringement.

[TheChuggaFan]

Does anyone know the name of that scream that bear makes at 2:26?

[TheNOTchosen1]

Elijah Wood?

[Iceboys121]

NONNSENCE!!!

[colonel24567]

Wait thats Ellijah Wood!? Didn't see that coming!

[MadMike11]

HOLY CRAP ITS MR FRODO

[Syntox]

Extra 300 points for the restraint you've taken

[Uber0Vegito]

Just had to spoil the joke for the rest of us didn't you comments

[xservintage]

Waxination.... Elijah Wood as Pinnochio... Hitler Parodies.... Anti-Twilight stuff.... TOUCHING..... THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT YOUTUBE POOP EVER!

[UtubeH8tr]

1:27 is that a silver P-Bot from newgrounds sitting in the backround?

[TurtleeyTY]

"AAAH A NAZI" gets me every time.

[DarthBotto]

What's that music from 1:28 from?

[setsunasamachan]

The biggest mindfuck was Elijah wood dressed as pinocchio.

[MrPibz42]

i totally saw that ending coming

[unkwonstudios]

Oh my God.....Pinocchio is a hobbit....

[revanisthebest]

I can NOT believe that's Elijah Wood.

[Halibut118]

ELIJAH WOOD

[InceRumul]

If Nautical Nonsense be somethin' you wish...

[LuvBuket1]

3:02 I always knew Jiminy Cricket was a killer.

[RobRulz1231]

what is this from?

[QueersInBed]

"Your 5 human being senses! You know, hearing, touching, seeing, touching, tasting, touching and smelling!" XD

[tabujukes]

nice sound effect when he hits the bear, lol

[thegriffin88]

Where in did you find something like this

[maxtheaxeiswax]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that Elijah Wood?

[kerendo9]

@maxtheaxeiswax Yep, weird how you don't notice until the LOTR image pops up and your brain is like, "Oh, now I see it!"

[QuoteTheCaveExplorer]

0:52 Hoh Sis?

[xservintage]

Holy crap, Downfall is in your YouTube Poops! I LOVE DOWNFALL!!

[SuperDooperYoshi]

1:51 is hilarious!

[jeanclaudejunior]

@waxination I like your videos because they're too funny

[Manetoys83]

What in the world is THIS from?

[MrAluminumJacket]

A young elijah wood enjoys the magic of sexual literature

[shrek740]

Haha I see what you did with the Lord of the Rings.

[MickyMr95]

I love the music when the pirate comes out

[SpiritTanuki]

Captain Nonsense, if you please.

*bomb suddenly appears in his hand* 8{O

XD

[Kartoonkid95]

AAAAHHH!!! A NAZI!!!

[gmnhock]

wats gimenty cricket doing in the adult library

[NanimeTheWhiteWolf]

Hey is that kid Frodo but mad young??? I think it is

[alexvilla2439]

@NanimeTheWhiteWolf it is

[NanimeTheWhiteWolf]

@alexvilla2439 yaaaay XD

[Thrashingspartan]

the captain looks like ron jeremy



[GrandesClassicos93]

is captain nonsense the guy who plays mozart in the movie "Amadeus?"

[Reusablebutton]

/watch?v=d_muJKVLx3Y

[officelover91]

I wish my head made that noise every time I turned it swiftly to the left.

[NitroReviews]

Touches belly

Rape face

[hyperhippy92]

@NitroReviews He touched him inappropriately!

[VinnyVanYiffy]

I liked before I watched it, had to make sure the feature still worked because another video I just watched said it didn't so I hit the next video I saw

and now..

unfortunately..

it does

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

so THIS is why the pinnochio source was put up!

and i swear it sounded like he was about to say "you bastard!" when he dropped the books!!!

[Zizumia1]

2:58 now that's the face of a pedophile

[loplop91]

1:33 hey its that one robot from that one movie

[nlr89]

@loplop91 It's Vincent from Disney's The Black Hole.

[PelicanHaddock]

Now we know why his last name is Wood.

[moastytoasty54]

ITS CAPTAIN MORGAN!

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

Is that Beau Bridges as Captain Nonsense?

Also, I'm surprised there was no 'You Are A Pirate' references.

[alexvilla2439]

did he actually say "AAAAHHH AAHHHHH A NAZI!!!!" ?

[killertrip10]

@kerog6 I have nothing against bronies. Except for how they pompusly announce themselves, as if they're some kind of comment whores... and they preach all this crap and have peaceful montra, yet I see more "bronies" initiating arguments than trolls. In fact its lead me to belive bronies are nothing but that. Much like your comment sir.

[StarHedgehog7]

@killertrip10 Give this man a medal.

[kerog6]

@killertrip10 It would help if i was given context, i have no idea which comment you are referring to and thus dont know what you mean.

I would like to clear up, however, that i do not truthfully think bronies are superior in any way to other groups or the average internet user. You correctly guessed that i am a troll, though i am not a brony troll, only a troll brony. Its sort of a squares and rectangles thing.

[Frizzurd]

@killertrip10 bronies also like to go to that Rule 34 site and preach about how wanting to fuck ponies is okay but being gay is not.

[stevej71393]

lol, 1:58 is from UHF.

[pingasbomb]

idk why but the ending makes me laugh hysterically everytime

[paperchaos]

1:20 epic foreshadowing

[TheShropshireSlasher]

Pinnochio's still alive after Stromboli put him through a woodchipper?!

[bloodrunsclear]

@TheShropshireSlasher

Different continuity

[AntofDeath47]

I swear to god that kid looked like a masculine Katy Perry...

[DarkOrbit149]

AH, AH, nazi!

[thedeathovmankind678]

2:47 Mikael Åkerfeldt?

[Omuraspencer]

@0:22 "You fag," lol.

[DevoutSkeptic]

Likety stole your intro your original intro...

[cb19882000]

if anyone is friends with him online or in real life show this to him i know elijah is an internet junkie

[Jensen010]

That part where he hit the bear with the telescope was frikin hilarious

[BlossomGrace]

@Jensen010 I burst out laughing at that part XD

[fairiedragon999]

Note that Mr. Wood has barely changed in the last 22 years.

[Amack2]

Elijah Wood?!?

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

HERE'S what we're looking for, Jimminy!

"The Lord of the Rings"

[shotgun1321]

The sound effect at 2:24

XD

[Ebrainiac1]

His name is elijah wood. And he's playing pinnochio. Exceedingly punny.

[UniverseIndistries]

@Plastiware But the first Pinocchio died on set during the first film.(helped a family survive the cold winter though) So they made Elijah wood especially for the part. As for the aging, the spell the blue fairy put on him only had a half life of about 40 years so I consider wood lucky. Damn radiation. Then they invented Botox, which only lasted a few years. :D

[Plastiware]

The kid is not Elijah Wood. You and Your Five Senses is from 1955.  Elijah Wood was born in 1981. Logic, mothafuckas.

[GhostBusta234]

@Plastiware Oh my mistake, i guess the kid that looks and sounds exactly like Elijah Wood isn't Elijah Wood, my bad.

[YamiMara]

pedo face at 2:57

[AgentStark427]

After that scene with the Lord of the Rings book the kid looked like Frodo from that point on.

[DaThings1]

0:59 Reminds me of my Lion King video :P

[thebigMaxD]

when my brother walked in he said: is that a black pinocchio?

[brb1006]

Whats the original Pinocchio video called?

[MuunNuttall]

Lol wax is the new CS!

[MuunNuttall]

Lol

[71crm]

Funny, I thought Twilight would be a very informative book about touching!

[Ptylersworld]

The little laugh at the end killed me. xD

[FigmentJedi]

Got any more educational stuff to use as material? Like the Figment videos they did?

[Methusael86]

Did anyone else notice V.I.N.CENT from The Black Hole in the background?

[Shotgunner56]

@Methusael86

Yep

Was fucking weird seeing that thing again

[ryantotschable]

I still don't understand the brony crowd. Do they find humor in the ponies? I still don't have an answer.

[sciencemile]

@ryantotschable It makes adult in-references. Like in some episodes the music they use for chase scenes is a hawaiian remix of "Yakkety Sax".

Is a kid going to know that song used to be used in Benny Hill? No. But an adult might.

[sciencemile]

@ryantotschable Though let's not ignore the "Indiscriminate Furry" portion of people who like MLP. But really, they'd like anything if it allows them to draw new cartoon-animal smut.

[Kom3tBrawl]

UHF joke? Incredible.

[Doughboy123x]

I laughed through the whole thing!

And congratulations! No You are a Pirate joke!

[Wasmalish]

I cracked at 2:57. Totally cracked.

[TheFDC500]

@Bidmartinlo All is possible in the land of Skyrim!

[Bidmartinlo]

I sure wish I could conjure bombs. ;)

[Omnywrench]

Well, this is an obscure source.

[doglessliberal]

Captain Nonsense = voice actor for Luigi? Sure sounds like it.

[Locke554]

Loved the part with Hitler...for some reason I have come to love that source as it can work with so many things...Bear in mind though, I still despise that monster the movie is based off of.

[DashGordon124]

@Locke554 You have to learn your Hitlers. Real life Hitler was a soul-less monster trapped in a human body, and suicide was too good of a way out for him. Internet Hitler is a cool, funny short guy, who gets pranked a lot and then rants about it.

[Locke554]

@DashGordon124  heh...true :D

[AllanKun47]

@DashGordon124 YEAH FUCKING RIGHT you got this from supermariogalaxy13 :3

[DashGordon124]

@AllanKun47 Euh, yeaaah but its not like he was going to tell the guy. haha I'm glad you got it.

[VampVince1307]

The Captain reminds me of the other Captain from the Tom and Jerry Movie

[cojago88]

meh

[GhostLink92]

When he picked up LOTR I lost it.

[GodOfQwerty]

Very good, but it seems to lack some of your original style.

[DrinkYoPrUneJu1ce]

Pinnochio [Elijah Wood]: Were are you taking me?

Jimeny the Cricket: TO ISENGARD!

[zetareticuli4]

Good! Good! /watch?v=2kmfDeasuoA

[Amnamnimnus]

02:24

Your very own replay button.

[sidormartykrofft]

i don't like the face the captain makes when elijah pats his stomach at 2:53, it frightens me....

[cojago88]

watch my vid learn how to roll professional joints...luv u wax

[CHCHuser]

FIND THE HALFLING!!!!

[MoldyAngle]

@CHCHuser Alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others.

[TheConManD]

@ApocalypseMoose *Hear

[FBIagentNinja]

ADULT

LIBRARY

[kerplop]

And there's the robot from "The Black Hole" in the background...

[CrimsonPhantom88]

PRECIOUS BOOTY

[butt17sex]

As far as pedophiles go, I gotta give Captain Nonsense points for originality.

[Nixel85]

Did anyone tell Hitler about MegaUpload getting shut down?

He won't be pleased.

[WOOHP1993]

1:28 looks like Bender in the background

[adam3088]

I'm never going to be able to watch LOTR again..

[YamiMara]

When was Elijah Wood Pinocchio?

[Larakinerd]

LMAO at the Hitler part...

[velisaar]

theez vidoe neids molestia!

[esme553]

I'm posting 2:25 as a comment so I can repeatedly hear that silly sound effect.

[Soufriere84]

I knew Elijah Wood started out as a child actor (avoid "North" like the plague), but I had no idea he did anything this crazy.

(and yeah I did recognize him before it was pointed out in-video)

[PantaroParatroopa]

- Used The Spongebob Theme Song

- Book titled "Nautical Nonsense"

Excuse me while I drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

[coolchillrock]

@PantaroParatroopa Oh darn, ya beat me to it!

[jedidarrick]

@PantaroParatroopa Allow me to join you in flopping like a fish.

[astrolupine]

Whoa, I just spotted VINCENT as 1:28!

[DragnSly]

wow...even Waxy himself has bought into the rip-on-Twilight bandwagon.

I am disappoint.

[finalsora120]

I fecking knew it was Elijah, those expressions...

[coolchillrock]

That made no "sense."

[nintendork64]

The book is actually called nautical nonsense...

[kerog6]

Holy crap! Waxination's a pinnochio fan!

Hey wax, you're a bronocchio? You watch pinocchio all day? You're into chop-fics? I bet all that is true! I bet hes totally obsessed with them!

What are you trying to do, force us into the copse? Brainwashing my ass, I will not stand for this!

Unsubbed.

jk... Yeah, its a joke based on what happened last time he got new source material. Sue me, those haters are why we cant have nice things.

[kerog6]

@coolchillrock No, I do not remember what happened to that guy, I don't even know who he is.

You make an extremely valid point about the ponies, though. I will not argue; haters gonna hate. The joke I made, though, was about how most of the negative comments were pointed at wax and his preferences for TV shows or maternal sexual activity.

On Wax's Skyrim-x-Ponies poop, I was given a medal for pointing out that he probably isn't a die hard disney fan, or obsessed with horrible zelda games.

[ManintheArmor]

@coolchillrock Boohoo. Nobody cares.

FOREVER ALONE.

[coolchillrock]

@ManintheArmor Forget anythig I said, we settled it and I no longer have any hard feelings towards him.

[TwinGuinep]

@coolchillrock

Try to be more mad. I fucking dare you.

[coolchillrock]

@TwinGuinep I'm not mad anymore, and frankly I wasn't mad in the first place, just dissapointed, but we've settled our differences and it's all water under the bridge now.

[ApocalypseMoose]

@coolchillrock Here that?

-silence-

That's the sound of NO ONE CARING.

[coolchillrock]

@ApocalypseMoose First of all, your grammar is positively atrocious. Secondly, me and SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 have settled out our disputes and I have moved on

[nigahiga68]

@coolchillrock And here is his, still extremely awesome.

[kerog6]

@coolchillrock I never heard of that before- I'm not a pure brony, nor am I a big fan of YTPs, so i dont search for anything about either topic very often. I can understand why people would get mad at that, and although I trust wax's judgement, it seems likely the same thing would happen if he became too deviant, even for a YTPer.

I guess ponies are just meant for a different crowd, so Im not gonna comment on how much more awesome it is in how many seconds flat. Im sure you all know by now.

[butt17sex]

@kerog6 New source material is the tool of the Devil!!

[DashGordon124]

@kerog6 The even sadder thing is that most of the people who bitched about Wax using ponies, were pony fans themselves. I happened to enjoy his little "shout-out" to our community, but nooooo! Because SOME of my fellow bronies can't take a joke, EVEN AFTER THEY PRESSURED HIM INTO USING THEM AS A SOURCE! GAH!!! Sorry for my tirade...

[kerog6]

@DashGordon124 I don't think it was a shout-out. He is most likely acknowledging their existence, and embracing the exploitability of some of the more questionable moments of the show, even though he barely got past the title sequence.

Saying its a shout out to bronies is -almost- like assuming he prays to Walt Disney on a full moon or enjoys playing CDI games. I know the dynamics are different but using a popular source doesn't indicate his intentions or preferences.

[DashGordon124]

@kerog6 Who doesn't pray to Walt on a full moon? Haha But yeah... in hind-sight I don't "shout-out" was the right word for that context. I think you're right, it was really just more source he could use, that some people took far too seriously.

P.S. Thank you sincerely for not being a ridiculous troll and actually being a sensible person.