WaMu Emergency Training Tape

[tpgal]

yeah! I remember this. So funny. (there were meetings where we explained to management that it was FUNNY.) Silly Management

[obamawalker]

"Or as its more comenly known, my cubicle is on fire." Love it!

[pantyflash]

Like, this makes me want to invest in WaMu right now! Maybe I could do it with my very own Providian usurious-interest credit card. Hilarious! Way to go, babe!

[utuberous77]

I work at WaMu and know the guy who created this presentation. It's a joke people - come on. He does a lot of these types of satirical presentations. The latest was called the PMG (Productivity Mitigation Group).

[shoptions]

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[willdav713]

sounds like how our dictator HITLER-BUSH responded to KATRINA! FUCK WAMU, FUCK BUSH, FUCK MCCAIN, FUCK FEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drewedwards86]

your a douchebag

[obamawalker]

I hate Bush. I think I might just hate you more now. Good day.

[willdav713]

re: Obamawalker yeah but this bank is like lincoln savings and loan= BAILOUT. are you an evacuee? no one forced you to evacuate. Do you work for WAMU, or FEMA? If you work for WAMU sad to say you will have to face the unemployment lines shortly. Mergers are bad, and they mean layoffs. When the bank slams an unjust overdraft fee on you I like to see if you will stick to your statement. All banks are crooked, and more regulation needs to be inplace with the feds not giving them any $.

[lilacpixiedust76]

i work there this is so true no lie

[ablawren]

Washington Mutual is dishonest and treads on the lines of legality. They recently froze and canceled my checking account for no apparent reason. I have called them five times and the only answer I get out of them is that "it will take fifteen days to process." Meanwhile, I am unable to pay my rent, or my son's tuition. Thanks wamu.

[obamawalker]

sucks

[skweaker420]

i wourked for wamu for 5 years stuff like this is soooo true lol.

[brunoofthesheikra]

lucky me, my call center's intelligent about such crap. They have a "whisper" [that voice that says what each call is ] that says "fire" or people yell it as the fire alarm is ringing.

If a cust refuses to let us go, we can get rude if needed.

so if you call me and this happens [p;lus you refuse to let me go [ no offence... and in advance...] "STFU , i'm gettin the EFFin' Ess out of here!"

[obamawalker]

Smart.

[willdav713]

bruno is the call center in America or overseas? because every time I would call wamu to speak about my account someone in india, china, or the phillipines would answer.

I like my credit union, they have American workers with extension numbers and they tell you there name and extension numbers before they end the call.

[brunoofthesheikra]

MY former call center was for Ford [not WaMu], and it was IN America. Bad news, we were not allowed to "give" our ext. numbers, unless speaking with Officials and supervisors/ admins. But for some fucked up reason, the customers would get them and call us to bitch about a %100 justified answer

And often, we'd get cat. 5 smegheads. I once even had a "Christian facist" call me and demand me to break company law because she was a "Minister of the 'word' " ,over-religious Christians=less'n shit!

[mason35rl]

OMG...I AM STILL A WAMU EMPLOYEE AND....omg...MY LIFE IS SAD and this video is soo true...

[coraldayton]

ROFL! I remember when this flitered through the call center I work at.

[wickawickasaywhat]

I work for WaMu as well. Hilarious. Sadly very accurate.

[ItsBlade]

He's not an ex-employee, and he doesn't work at the help desk, or in the call center.

[troothy]

The true identity of the very talented person who created this is safe... When this was making the rounds in WaMu, I heard the name of the guy who put this together, but then I forgot it. I seem to think it was someone in systems monitoring... but in any case, I'm just glad that I had a copy to post and share... I just hope the guy who authored this gem is basking in the glow of the world wide web audience.

[QueenBeeDiva]

Heh... as a WaMu employee, this is the story of my life! Can I get a ticket# for that??!

[ryankenward]

hahahahaha i used to work there also, bitter ex call center employee?

[troothy]

Close... bitter ex TSG employee. This was widely circulated among Technology Solutions Group employees, reportedly made by a Tech from the Help Desk... found its way to my in-box but I don't know who created it...

[raouldukethegnzo]

this is so effing true.