USA was found by Christopher Columbus an Genoese man(Italy). He asked the king of Protugal to help, they said no. He asked Henry VII of England, he said yes! But it was too late Spain was first.
sex, although noone anywhere in the UK talks like that except when doing an impression of what americans sound like when putting on a british accent :-p
Now try and get your head round this... what does an american acting like a brit acting like and american trying to do a british accent sound like... :-p
Greg, er I mean Mike, why did you have to sent "Hastily Made Tourism Video #2" to Tosh.0??? The first one was sooooooo much better (PS I'm from Cleveland and have no trouble laughing at myself unlike some people with sticks in uncomfortable places).
Technically, fag is not an insult because being gay is not a bad thing. It's just homophobics like yourself that give words related to homosexuality a bad name.
isnt fag a terribly rude way of saying gay? dunno... i suppose when u get pissed at a gay guy u say 'fuck off. fag!' but u refer an average gay guy as gay or homosexual.
Well in its original form, a faggot ACTUALLY is a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc. And as for your "hateword" form... Those who use hatewords often lack the intellectual capacity to form a decent insult using non-slang words. Keep that in mind next time to call someone a faggot :)
@Cheezemer Sorry to bring your enlightened American idea down, but "faggot" was slang for gay Englishmen because they were burned at the stake, like firewood. The name didn't come from nowhere.
no, in brittain and even aus, misses can refer to a girl friend, and often does. Though it usually refers to a long term relationship, rather than a highschool girlfriend, ie live together etc
irish fakers a plenty, but, to fake welsh all you have to do is grumble.. what kind of language has words with no vowels, or the same letter repeated three times.
hmmm. MY sister lived in the UK for a year and she came back with a british accent. Hell I will be moving to the UK someday and I will come back with a british accent. Not like that one. That guy has a shitty accent. I want the BCC or the south london accent :D
Its real, it means to make fun of someone or something. You can also go out on the piss = go out to get drunk or be pissed = be drunk. Got to love those brits!
good vid, classic. everyone complaining about the lack of new episodes need to shut it though. its not like its that bad to miss a few, besides the classics were great ;)
Damn are you guys playing with each others dicks and forgetting to write episodes? i came up with some good stuff a while back and yall aint used it yet shit bricks or get off the pot cowgirls! get some new episodes!
Yeah, those fuckers! Imagine that, not writing a new, free episode for us to watch and then bitch about how it isn't as funny as we wanted, or didn't show Sara's ass enough. Fucking Mike. Fucking Aaron. Bastards.
I was once hiking with a bunch of Brits in South America....we were eating breakfast on the 2nd or 3rd day of the hike and some one pulled out some "Fannie" jelly to put on their biscuit. I laughed and asked him if he liked his "Fanny" jelly...and they all laughed....what I didn't know is that "Fanny" is British slang for vagina. The best thing is that we both thought it was funny for similar but not exact reasons.....
that is the classic pompous ass accent. most british accents are fucking annoying dont get me wrong. but that's possibly the worst. some of them sound okay though.
fuck adds
jesusaz1 6 months ago
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jesusaz1 6 months ago
I love the video.. its great!
tucsonautodetailing 9 months ago
if he could get a quarter for every enemy he had...and ex-girlfriend....
tomer945 1 year ago
Brits do talk like that... although they don't like to admit it.
stonewall97 1 year ago
@stonewall97 Lmao. yeah. all of the uk speaks like that. thats a "londoners" accent douchebag.
cjchillin2k8 1 year ago
Is he actually trying to sound British?
toweronepower 1 year ago
Hey dude Brits rule u
Connoroth 1 year ago
ok so where do you get back at him?
JayneMariefromDet 1 year ago
that was the first time i saw Greg get pwnd!
GoodMcGee 2 years ago 3
GREG ROCKS!
snakepitrocker 2 years ago 3
omfg i F ' N HATE THIS ASS HOLE!!! GOD DAMN!! (reggie)
lovesbela 2 years ago 3
where is the episode where you set this guy on fire and dance around his thrashing heap?
bunnysick 2 years ago 2
I hate that douche. He shouldn't even be onthe show. There I said it. I feel better now.
80infamous 2 years ago 2
Sniff... sniff.... Sniff... I smell a devious revenge comin' on the next episode. I really wanna break that guys teeth... what.... a... douche.....
GlitchxxxSlapshock 2 years ago 2
he is just evil
1taz1waz 2 years ago
haha i saw him in the beginning of another mitb where they were tryin to come up with ideas he is 100% american lol
TMurphProductions 2 years ago
is that us kiss bloody hell
stepbrother95 2 years ago
reggie's a bigger douchebag than greg
xkiller39 2 years ago 2
greg so deserves it tho!
directorbeau 2 years ago
I'm ciorius how Greg is going to revenge... i'm sure it will be epic ;D
a5g4 2 years ago 10
@a5g4 By randomly cancelling the show apparently.
originaldeviltongue 1 year ago
@a5g4
*curious
hotsistersue 6 months ago
he sounds fake but he is funny using all the British words.
EnglandRules151 2 years ago
It really amuses me how everyone thinks that british people are clever/posh.
Or taht posh brits are clever. They're often pretty stupid. xDD
TwiggyTheSphinx 2 years ago
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we are not stupid you are so fuck you and we dont talk like that. and if brits are so doumb how did we find the USA.
sweetbeth09 2 years ago
USA was found by Christopher Columbus an Genoese man(Italy). He asked the king of Protugal to help, they said no. He asked Henry VII of England, he said yes! But it was too late Spain was first.
Robinscott1 2 years ago
Um...
I'm british...
I kind of know we don't talk like taht. :/
And.. yeah please don't swear at me. It's not very nice, really...
I am not gonna comment on Robinscott1's reply, no matter how right he was. :D
TwiggyTheSphinx 2 years ago 3
Are you replying to someone, or is it to all of USA? Just wanted to know, it's kind of hard to call a whole entire nation stupid...
dslayer415 2 years ago
Well its not hard to.. but probably not accurate to..
Slayer877 2 years ago
rumpy pumpy?
Yoehzion 2 years ago
sex, although noone anywhere in the UK talks like that except when doing an impression of what americans sound like when putting on a british accent :-p
Slayer877 2 years ago 4
That is an interesting concept... A Brit acting like he's an American trying to do a British accent.... Lol
dslayer415 2 years ago 2
Now try and get your head round this... what does an american acting like a brit acting like and american trying to do a british accent sound like... :-p
Slayer877 2 years ago
How bad are you trying to fuck me up?.... MINDFUCK.... Almost, not really, I can understand it, I just don't know what it would sound like...
dslayer415 2 years ago
I think possibly for ever layer you add you loose 12.5% quality on the accent..
Slayer877 2 years ago
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Could you really measure that?
dslayer415 2 years ago
Lol someone marked that as spam..thats a little weird...erm yes with a 6.74% accuracy.
Slayer877 2 years ago
lol
thecineboss 2 years ago
you just blew my mind! jk
HeyMyNameIsLukas 2 years ago
Hmmm Reggie wansn't as charming as normal, his accent seemed more forced I think...
I live in england and no one here talk like that (though I do live in the crappy part lol!).
JammyBtard 2 years ago
kitty kat
ozfan2themax 2 years ago
rumpypumpy. :D
klew80 2 years ago
revenge
ishitbriks 2 years ago
no! wtf dude? first time i have ever actually had to give 2 stars to mitb. where is terry when y need him?
ruthienicamex 2 years ago
why not just kill the Brit?
loopba 2 years ago
greg got his ass handed to him on this one. what happend to greg being sorta cool.
bodmonkillaG 2 years ago
seriously weak. if i lived closer, id pay u a visit.
the715show 2 years ago
Seriously? It's way better to have already tapped that ass and moved on than to have someone's sloppy 2nds. Greg wins...
Sean634 2 years ago
Greg...working??
xJeTadorex 2 years ago
alright, first thing this is still an awesome video, but i have a question...how the fuck did syndication become a part of youtube?
pinto311 2 years ago
Sooooooo good... :D
ShadesOfGreen1980 2 years ago
LOL you shouldve said snog
Gingystar555 2 years ago
nice!
BlueSundew 2 years ago
Greg, er I mean Mike, why did you have to sent "Hastily Made Tourism Video #2" to Tosh.0??? The first one was sooooooo much better (PS I'm from Cleveland and have no trouble laughing at myself unlike some people with sticks in uncomfortable places).
NavyMikesMom 2 years ago
Go Steelers!
shannonheart1 2 years ago
Gay. Go Giants
BostonBlowsBigTime 2 years ago
Why is Greg doing actual work? It's disturbing.
ciahart 2 years ago
when he sez Good One Greg it doesnt sound like a english accent
silverxxmoon 2 years ago
british FAKER!
benshoofbrian 2 years ago
I hate that I love Reggie so.
Heyoooo!
Episcleritis 2 years ago
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GREAT. KEEP THE HARD WORK.
phrensim 2 years ago
lol
chewinggumfreak8 2 years ago
More!!!!! So goood!!!!
Elltax 2 years ago
that really isn't something you should be saying out loud... people might get the wrong impression.
ronan839 2 years ago
TRIM???? Hello, the eightys called and they want their cliche' description of "pussy" back!!
scottyrama 2 years ago
Welcome to the HMS Irony, Captain Oblivious.
Tyleramos 2 years ago
Did you just pull a Zack Morris style time freeze?? YES!! Radical to the MAX!!
BobBX542 2 years ago
Hahaha best episode ever
LaaFreshHP 2 years ago
You must be retarded!
phineasgauge69 2 years ago
How the fuck am i retarded asshole. i liked the episode and i thought it was funny fuckface
LaaFreshHP 2 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Get bent, Fag!
phineasgauge69 2 years ago
Okkayy. I'm pretty sure only GUYS are called faggots. I'm a female asshole
LaaFreshHP 2 years ago
Actualy I think dyke would be the female faggot.
EoinStidster 2 years ago
Technically, fag is not an insult because being gay is not a bad thing. It's just homophobics like yourself that give words related to homosexuality a bad name.
Cheezemer 2 years ago
isnt fag a terribly rude way of saying gay? dunno... i suppose when u get pissed at a gay guy u say 'fuck off. fag!' but u refer an average gay guy as gay or homosexual.
mongoosecage 2 years ago
technically in europe a fag is another word a cigarette
TheFoolOnTheHill25 2 years ago
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JerryWaldbillig 2 years ago
Well in its original form, a faggot ACTUALLY is a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc. And as for your "hateword" form... Those who use hatewords often lack the intellectual capacity to form a decent insult using non-slang words. Keep that in mind next time to call someone a faggot :)
Cheezemer 2 years ago 21
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Thanks for the info, faggot.
Tropicana020 2 years ago
No problem, good sir
Cheezemer 2 years ago
you are a realy american twat
stuartgod 2 years ago
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JerryWaldbillig 2 years ago
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ok i will faggot
coffan69 2 years ago
For all we know, thanks to google, you could be one of those people who lack the intellectual capacity.
heartlesspinto 2 years ago
@Cheezemer Sorry to bring your enlightened American idea down, but "faggot" was slang for gay Englishmen because they were burned at the stake, like firewood. The name didn't come from nowhere.
Bwh2q 1 year ago
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Knife4life123 10 months ago
@Cheezemer Faggot
LetTheGoodTimesTroll 10 months ago
@Cheezemer Well said, random internet person. I salute thee.
What about calling people Fagots though?
l0rf 8 months ago
@Cheezemer actually that is just a coincidence. the term "fag" as an insult derives from fagola, a hebrew word for a homosexual.
adgato75 6 months ago
Kinda like "nigger", right? Oy...
dogvom 2 years ago
LMAOOO i loveee thissss(:
musicismylife61794 2 years ago
I love this episode.
breezyfish 2 years ago
Pretty good fake accent - only "wonkey" was off and "taking the piss" should have been "taking the mickey"!
neobyte 2 years ago
always taking the piss, these youtube wankers
naffychav 2 years ago 2
nice ep, hope you won't delay the next ones just to spite the whiners
CleverDan31 2 years ago
Greg's just mad because the fake british guy is funnier than him.
alnewberry 2 years ago
come on...
comeon.
gdjuvenile 2 years ago
if you don't have an episode don't post.
JoePivot 2 years ago
"Trim" = funny.
ColevanFilms 2 years ago 2
Douchebags couldn't make a new episode...
Lachausis 2 years ago
Best series on the internet. Even the old episodes are fantastic.
stationboy70 2 years ago 3
ugghhh i hate how it's super loud at the end cuz of that BREAK thing.
callCJA 2 years ago
yeah,,
mochaman102 2 years ago
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for fucks sake, I really believed that we were past this "classic" bullshit
check out my channel, I will never pull this crap on you
MrYoshi23 2 years ago
you lazy sack of lazy. New episodes ::clap, clap::: (like in olden times when Romans summoned someone)
dlippk1 2 years ago
Great job Mark!
donmitri 2 years ago
Great job!
5 stars from TheJapanChannel !
Check out our channel too, if you have time!
TheJapanChannelDcom 2 years ago
Blast your eyes, Reggie !! Blast your eyes !!
dovermoreno 2 years ago
Now that's a tad bit posh lol
Adamclason 2 years ago
im from britain and no one talks like that
butt still funzies
AIMEE10145 2 years ago
Reggie-1 Greg-0
Mrpwnage333 2 years ago
give him a redneck accent and he'll look very smart
Solarees 2 years ago
So the dude has a wife *and* a girlfriend?
kinthelt 2 years ago
no, in brittain and even aus, misses can refer to a girl friend, and often does. Though it usually refers to a long term relationship, rather than a highschool girlfriend, ie live together etc
Judgey33 2 years ago
Buncha liars. They don't score any trim.
utar26 2 years ago
*is british* Should give him a jordy accent then see how smart he looks haha :D
Aintboverd 2 years ago
This video is freaking hilarious. As we're from Boston, we're familiar with the British Faker AND the Irish faker.
And maybe even the Welsh faker.
perfectmonster 2 years ago 3
irish fakers a plenty, but, to fake welsh all you have to do is grumble.. what kind of language has words with no vowels, or the same letter repeated three times.
Judgey33 2 years ago
yeah... pity the yanks havent heard of wales though...
confusedinthegroove 2 years ago
hmmm. MY sister lived in the UK for a year and she came back with a british accent. Hell I will be moving to the UK someday and I will come back with a british accent. Not like that one. That guy has a shitty accent. I want the BCC or the south london accent :D
lordblazer 2 years ago
Why not Cockney? That's the most fun but least respected.
shelley9000 2 years ago 2
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no you wont ;)
stjohnnyc 2 years ago
lordblazer: I would like to have one of those too :) Accents are awesome.
chohakako 2 years ago
Surrey accent wins, just go live in Guildford for a couple of years.
Dentareem 2 years ago
youtube has become very slow
socuriouss 2 years ago
YOUUU have become very slow! Ha! ... Oh, GOd DaMn it YouTube!? DX
SunnyDayBluez 2 years ago
I love most all of the episodes I've seen, including this short one... but the dream girl one truly wasn't that great. Hope they're not getting lazy.
ajduff85 2 years ago
The sex episode was really, really... odd. I don't think I've seen an episode like that before...
SunnyDayBluez 2 years ago
He sounds like an Austrailian trying to sound Scotish....
jtyson55 2 years ago
cleveland rocks! lol
samaytara 2 years ago
hmm don't think I saw this one... so it's new to me.
storm96cloud 2 years ago
The British guy is funny... Greg kind of sucks more and more every episode. :( Maybe you should kill him off.
SunnyDayBluez 2 years ago
this is an old episode
ooogmorg 2 years ago
I was kidding about killing off Greg, but I usually skip ahead past the intro when I watch multiple eps in a row. XD
SunnyDayBluez 2 years ago
Don't repost, just make the new episode better.
thematchpunk 2 years ago
Dangit, I saw this on my homepage and thought it was gonna say "British Faker Exposed!"
hahayouarefunny 2 years ago
"Greg always taking the piss " wtf ? I hope thats not a real British phrase
xaviermockingbird 2 years ago
I hope it is!
hahayouarefunny 2 years ago
Yes... yes it is...
sadly...
Grishenko11 2 years ago
Its real, it means to make fun of someone or something. You can also go out on the piss = go out to get drunk or be pissed = be drunk. Got to love those brits!
RamadiTV 2 years ago
You Bastards.....
TheDragonFilez 2 years ago
why don't they just write new shit
nickk0426 2 years ago
Haha! ... Why? That would require effort.
SunnyDayBluez 2 years ago
I want a new episode you lazy sexy bastards!!
kokohawk 2 years ago 2
lol
Iamvox 2 years ago
Haha another great episode! I love you Mike / Greg! You need to be on TV! Or a movie!
Camranwtf 2 years ago
kick his ass:)))
ishitbriks 2 years ago
ive noticed that the MITB episodes with a woman as one of the main characters get the most views by far
halodemo65 2 years ago
duh why do u think hotforwords has so many veiws on her videos, cuz shes witty and interesting? lol
ne0huang 2 years ago
because she's intelligent and people want to learn more about words.
kaindarkwind 2 years ago
Untrue statement is untrue.
phreakybob 2 years ago
good vid, classic. everyone complaining about the lack of new episodes need to shut it though. its not like its that bad to miss a few, besides the classics were great ;)
FlamingCheeto 2 years ago
dude did we not just submit 3,627 ideas when they held the little "write us an episode" contest????
reeser219 2 years ago
Damn are you guys playing with each others dicks and forgetting to write episodes? i came up with some good stuff a while back and yall aint used it yet shit bricks or get off the pot cowgirls! get some new episodes!
texasdjjoker 2 years ago
exactly these assholes do this shit all the time
ad30279 2 years ago
Yeah, those fuckers! Imagine that, not writing a new, free episode for us to watch and then bitch about how it isn't as funny as we wanted, or didn't show Sara's ass enough. Fucking Mike. Fucking Aaron. Bastards.
kaindarkwind 2 years ago
Greg should have casually mentioned her past sex change operation.
"Oh yeah, I don't mind, a hole's a hole, but I'm surprised you'd want to get with a former man. I thought that would be beneath you is all."
empbac 2 years ago 2
That accent is awful.
greencow423 2 years ago
lol i dont remember this one
DragonFly829 2 years ago
j'adore
hjl300 2 years ago
I love this episode!
ayameev 2 years ago
Reggies my favorite.
ItsCourtenayMmkay 2 years ago
Nice one guys!
ericsurf6 2 years ago
terrible accent mate
1111Sean1111 2 years ago
lol that was the point...did a very good job at being bad i must say.
sweetwaaasabi 2 years ago
Made Greg look like a chump. Hope to see some serious payback rain down on the fake lymie bastard in the near future.
scotybro 2 years ago 3
Awesome.
hornakdave 2 years ago
Seen it already. COME ON!!!
lawrencetimmons94 2 years ago 2
haha well played!
detheras 2 years ago
greg needs to beat that mo-fo
Thats dudes accent doesn't even sound British!
Qshoper 2 years ago 4
right! there is fake and not even close.......
CireRice 2 years ago
INDEED! lol.
KaizerKaizi 2 years ago
I was once hiking with a bunch of Brits in South America....we were eating breakfast on the 2nd or 3rd day of the hike and some one pulled out some "Fannie" jelly to put on their biscuit. I laughed and asked him if he liked his "Fanny" jelly...and they all laughed....what I didn't know is that "Fanny" is British slang for vagina. The best thing is that we both thought it was funny for similar but not exact reasons.....
Nickelodeon2002 2 years ago 4
That was probably the worst one ever.
Rebound next week guys! We haven't seen Terry in a while.
GallicGun 2 years ago
KICK HIS ASS GREG!! lol
mrsir4 2 years ago 3
I hope Greg kicks his ass.
liekhug 2 years ago 2
Greg will get his revenge :)
P.S. - In the description is says "Gregs" when it should say "Greg's".
boiswatching 2 years ago
hail grammar nazi
KieferMicallef 2 years ago
that is the classic pompous ass accent. most british accents are fucking annoying dont get me wrong. but that's possibly the worst. some of them sound okay though.
riichardmattson91 2 years ago
the accent is horrible in this one.
cyspy 2 years ago
no- It's just a really good really bad british accent!
pinkbandgeek 2 years ago
he doesnt even have a good british accent
SoxAvs 2 years ago