Ocean Finance Clip

[GeoMcEvan]

'Oooh they made it so easy' - 'yeah, well they kind of fucking had to, love'

[waIIflower]

The awkward moment when you're trying to take out a loan and you're babbled with science.

[goodmusicrox]

Science and finance are two very different things

bet she was given a family bucket as her fee for being on this shit ad.

[drjamespotter]

@goodmusicrox . A family chicken bucket emptied in to a trough! I just wish someone had the whole of this classic advert.

[drjamespotter]

@goodmusicrox . A family chicken bucket emptied in to a trough! I just wish someone had the whole of this classic advert.

[stephthestar90]

@drjamespotter i know! i would love to see the whole advert.

[MikeOxsmells]

I bet it's easy to be 'babbled' with all that finance 'science' when you're used to living on benefits. The only thing this fat bitch has ever worried about is losing her TV remote.

[scooboy]

yeah ,its easy to get science confused with finance ,dumb fat twat.

[BraceletAccumulatrT2]

DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!!!

[pistolpete58]

fat cunt. 

[MrJpholmes]

Fucking stupid fat cunt.

[icetmad01]

yeah i hate that, i always get babbled with science and whatever.

[kdehead]

and THAT my friends is why the world economy is so fucked up. not bush. not obama. not blair, not brown. and not the bankers. its millions of idiots like her getting money on loan. 

[MrGraybaker]

no matter how many times i watch this it is still funny

[hellobonjour1]

Damn science, making me get up off my couch and onto the running machine.

[intheTea04]

Babble you with science?....Marcus Babel?

[T0mm3n]

SCIENCE!!!

[waIIflower]

According to this monumental dumbfuck, dunking your pudgy fingers into the public purse and frittering away borrowed cash on things you don't need (confectionary, probably) qualifies as a branch of science. This advert was clearly tailored to the unemployed debt-riddled plebs of the nation... and those who consider simple finance an overwhelmingly difficult concept to grasp.

[icetmad01]

@waIIflower Couldn't have said it better myself!

[Mrmusic94]

Oh yes because Finance = Science.

SO MUCH LOGIC THERE.

[goosers11163]

DAMN SHE FAT

[Carelesscontrol]

babble you with science? heres some science for you, sitting on a couch + eating too much = fatness.

[Olekander]

lmfao!! SOOOOOOOO fucking funny

[powermage]

If she'd said 'baffle you with science' it would make sense, but you can't "babble" someone with science (or with anything else for that matter), so she may as well have said "bubble" for all the sense it makes.

[LorrdMatt]

Not to split hairs but she's actually saying "babble you with science". But I can understand everyone having issues with understanding what she says due to the huge amounts of fat around her mouth distorting her voice.

[1988gdyear]

bubble you with science?.... get an education

[primateboogaloo]

What a moron.

[pathetic321]

"BUBBLE AND WHATEVA"

she was about to say bubble and squeek

the fat bitch, all she thinks about is food!

[Rhys4957]

Her face is shaped like a pear.

[kingdonash]

bubbled by science.....oookaayy then lol you fat stupid slut get a job and stop trying to claim of the working people.

[bullshotter]

she got a big face

[greenhairbrush]

I shall now live in fear of being bubbled by science, or whatever.

[kidricofdoom]

Hands up who wants to date her! pretty AND intelligent! *throws hand up in the air*

[xzaraxnirvanax]

LMAO! i cant stop

[Mcpowerpack]

lol why the fu*k would ocean finance talk about science? all they want is your cash if they wasted your time talking about science it would just be prolonging the time it takes for people like this to just give them their money

[venue44mansfield]

Interest at only 18238483%

Your kneecaps are at risk if you do not keep up repayments !!

[Striker1973666]

HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....NICE ONE MATE! that has made me laugh out loud many times...that's me gone for the day...hey check out the prick with a light bulb above his head what a stupid lame excuse for a man he realy is he is so dumb even his wife and kids want to serously harm him lol ha ha

[Floweryapron]

Bubble you in science? thats quite profound really, if you think about it.

[ishagedurmum]

wel they kinda fucking had to tell u wot u needed to no or u wouldnt of understood them and thats work and u dont like work thats how u got in this mess ya fat cow

[FloydEdwards]

Way to blatantly steal Jimmy Carr's joke and then completely butcher it with your pathetic excuse for typing.

[bluenile35]

She obviously spent all her money buying shares in Greggs.

[tinklerbeller]

WTFUX

[szelesi123]

she needs to know that she's a fat body

[petegasfan]

fat ride!

[22poopoo]

Yeah, I hate when loan companies try and teach you the Kreb's cycle!

[sportsedits]

They told you what you needed to know (how much you'll get).

Not bubble you with science (how many years you'll be paying off the interest).

[lndac02]

a typical ocean finance customer, as thick as shit...well you have to be to jump in bed with these sharks. at least they are honest in admiting the IQ of the punters they are looking for.

[vanmartyr]

hahah, wat a fukin idiot x

[buttylata]

FAT COW

[s3ansk1]

we even ad a bit left over

[harrytuttle100]

i would vote for her if she stood against gordon brown

[industrialfun]

Fuckin' rocket scientist

[Cowleesa]

"they were great'

[Rasirez]

Science? lol!

[0ceanfinance]

This is the funniest clip in the world ever.

I'm glad they didn't babble you with science. A lot of science is words that sound made-up. Not like good old 'babble'

[VirgLondon]

I'm always getting science mixed up with whatever. I wish she could come back on tv and explain what she means by whatever, thats if she still has that house to live in after running up debts

[SubjectToConditions]

Einstein was the most genius whateverist ever.

[QueenOfHeartsx]

do you think she messed up "science" with "finance"..

haha

[planetyes]

What has science ever done to her? Maybe, it's more specifically physics that she's angry with... And even more specifically, gravity?

[randomstudx]

i dunno about the video.. yes shes very round and annoying.. and is tryna make people believe that ocean finance actually help...

but i find the comments funnier, they made me chuckle.. THANKS! shows that good humor exists on youtube!!

[drlemoncobra]

lol, TV GOLD! A cult TV ad to rival Cillit Bang maybe??

[00George00]

Notice how she slowly lifts the phone number to her mouth at the end.

[randomstudx]

:O lmao, thats true!

[mattedjack]

What has science done D:

[nessieman]

lmao so randomly weirdly funny...ly lol

[krakan]

Inspired observation, you've added a lot to the world there, thanks.

[Link642006]

*shakes monitor* WHY ARE YOU ON TV!!!

[stealthmullet]

Haha one of the most annoying things to ever hit me while watching TV.

She actually says "Babble" you with science or whatever, when she means Baffle. Because borrowing money to sort out your own fustercluck finances is HARD SCIENCE THAT CAN BABBLE THE MASSES!

Clearly.

[kosayen]

Cake

[00George00]

Hey fatty boom boom, gonna buy lots more cream cakes?

[Dizzieblonde79]

I hate it when people try to bubble me with science

[fritz372]

i think she said

"They tell you what you need to know, not bubble you with science or whatever" wtf? random!

[comeonman1234]

what a stupid fat twat that slags gonna buy lots of food with that loan.

[special38]

fucking idiot.

[RyanPlantDrummer]

:O

She's gonna spend the loan on CAKE!!

[danpatmickey247]

someone needs to slow mo this!!!!!! xD

[joshb123oxf]

science? bubble? random!

[danpatmickey247]

didn't know bubble was a verb :P

[drexlfoley]

hahahahah

[ayupgaffa]

Jesus Christ - this turkey is totally braindead!

[mentalabc]

XDXDXD

[CS62G]

sounds like she's financially confused

[or8m8]

science??? lol wtf

[zenbudhism]

bubble you with science

[NaviLight]

I have unrestored my faith in humanity now :(

[CowInParachute]

Bahaha. "Science or whatever".

[timmyspence]

stop all that science babble and pop another bicky in

[Link642006]

Ocean "Hydrocarbons"

Client "O rly?"

[taskrunner11]

LOLXD!!!!

[DaveVVV]

If she stopped eating cakes so many she wouldnt need a loan!!

[Link642006]

Lmfao! so true so true XD