Quitting 101

[tecter100]

OK, OK..I'll ask the question on everyone's mind...Did Lois see this?

[WarmasterSidious]

Looking back at this does it make you feel like an asshole?

[Shar1ngan616]

"If you did not select Eagle, please exlain."

How do you exlain? :S

[TheSpiffyHarry]

"But the hotdogs are gonna be so bland :("

That was so cute :P

[YouLikeDoNow]

2:07 - LITTERING!!!

[mccajoe]

JIMMY!

[echoxltu]

i remember one of his older videos just when he got the whale tank: "my salad is so bland...."

[GumiYummi]

iCarly theme song? Sad I know that.

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

Suck at your taco bear job? Yes I agree that's why you where fired. YES I DO WATCH THAT!!

[JoeTheHippieGuru]

"I'M UNEMPLOYED AND I SUCK AT MY JOB..."

[alwaysjello]

I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OnTheClockNinja]

2:26 Question reads "...PLEASE EXLAIN..."

[Colinpatrickcantrell]

That girl is realllllly cute. who is she

[scrabers13]

Lol I LOVE your lisp. It's super cute.

[CROWSLAW140]

must feel like a dick now. lol love the vids wheezy

[hydrogen421]

I QUIT.

[KiiRa232]

Do they seriously ask you whether you love America in real tests?

[cornishbro7]

Did anyone else notice that 'explain' was typed incorrectly at 2:26 ?

[GreenSneeze]

He sucked it up..... THEN DIED Dx

Gosh Craig, you bully.

[stude444]

@GreenSneeze This was before he died.

[Thestandingturtle]

But steve's ded

[JawsofLight]

@Thestandingturtle dead*

and he wasn't when this was made.

[CDclaymations]

4:02 Words to live by.

[K0S0s]

what dose  mean



[CSucksatgaming]

When life gives you apples make combustible apples I <3 PORTAL

[Oppiisnotcool]

he dead

[elpueblano009]

funny, if a colored person would have answer that resume the same way u did he/she would not been hired

[xvxtobyxvx]

ooooooh wheezy's planking!

[TrippleBillion]

Steve jobs jokes.  Too soon.

[CornyStudios]

@TrippleBillion this was before he died

[tospeaksiennese]

'If you did not select Eagle, please EXLAIN.'

[myfajahas400children]

ohhhh, steve jobs joke.

[DistendedSnail]

Aaaaand then he died

[jwebb232]

oh no ... not bland hotdogs!!

[NayNay9311]

the bojangles

[ChocolateBearChick]

 I LOVE THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND AT 3:07

CARTEL !

[Sm0k4bl3]

keep pressing 9 xDD

[skram1000]

see now he is dead... so now u should feel bad. : / 

[TheErikTwins]

How do you feel now craig? he died, but u couldn't possibly know that so i guess it's not ur fault:)

[orangeh8eraid]

he died :(

[asparagusoffice]

YAY no more ipads!

AW no more ipods...

[jiggie666]

Suck it up steve jobs, You ain't dead you pathetic!

[Akrid555]

That's not why Steve Jobs quit! He quit because of cancer!

...of the pancreas. RIP Steevie.

[NoahMusic96]

R.I.P Steve Jobs...

[randomqueen247]

am i the only one who noticed that when he's in the shop at 1:55 the iCarly theme song is playing in the back round?

[bionicman9988]

‎"Quitting is for losers. Unless the game is to see who can quit the fastest-I quit!"

[regularguy5mb]

But Wheezy... what about the hot dogs?

Bland shall not stand!

[LordAizen100]

‎-Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin. -Sex? -3 to 5 times a week. -No, I mean..male/female? -Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. -Holy cow! -Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. -Oh dear, -No, deer runs too fast.

[Wrash16]

@LordAizen100 Copy + pasting repetitive jokes on random videos does not make you funny

[LordAizen100]

@Wrash16 copy + paste? :/ and i have 2 thumbs up so 2 people find it funny :D and you are stupid :)

[kryscourt99]

am i the only one that noticed the icarly song in the store when he buys the newspaper?

[TheBoomTube]

skating in the house is DANGEROUS sir, DANGEROUS!

[Gatoraidking]

SHANNON!!!! :D

[aushnakilops]

"Please Exlain"

[DoctorSmurph]

RELISH OUR CONVERSATION? That's a terrible pun I.... I'm going to the alligator pit.

[TANKbeast13]

Where it says of u didnt pick eagle, explain... explain was spelled wrong

[samuraininjamaster]

best part:*sight* the hotdogs are going to be so bland

[WingyWonky00]

I have to listen to that shitty music and that fucking announcement about those asinine cupcakes for eight straight 5 days a week. The store you're at belongs to Safeway.

[TyTheRegularMan]

Why was the iCarly theme song playing in that store?

[Niekpas1]

2:24 If you did not select eagle, please exLAIN?

[Tommy3219]

Why is everyone spamming that s.m.s thing.

[HoddieMaine]

oh my god. Cartel is playing in the background @3:04 that's been my favorite band for years.

[liz987951]

I thought that the title of this video was Quilting 101 for the entire duration of this video. Needless to say, I was very confused.

[Guysaac]

Exlain your poor spelling.

[halfmoonhowler]

"EXPLAIN" IS SPELLED WRONG NOOOOOOOOOOO

[SoSPACEY]

Bland hotdogs? NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[itsanothercourtney]

your videoz are hilarious i wish mine where as goood as urs

[kylehulton]

Press 9 for Planking!!!

[Owmxks]

If only getting a job was that easy

[BrandonCoregasm]

I was quitting smoking, but Wheezy Waiter says quitting is for losers.

All the things my body was trying to tell me, it all makes sense. It just didn't want me to be a loser. xD

[TheLestijn]

@BrandonCoregasm Than let's see who can quit the fastest!

[BrandonCoregasm]

@TheLestijn Damnit!

I was just kidding btw, I have successfully quit smoking a while ago. :P Just a little unnecessary information. :P

[wilberforce95]

thumbs up if you watched the ApprentiecEh vlog and knew Corey and Ethan were filming this!!

[LukeNoFluke]

I like turtles

[TheRausing1]

steve jobs left cos he had cancer.... nice one weezy

[aosbo4]

Am I the only one that noticed the typo at 2.26?

[RockJac010]

Turtles are the best!!!!!!!!

[7forthewin7]

"if you did not select eagle please exlain." nice type-o

[geronimojordann]

4:00 - The Rug didn't sing!!!!!! :O Guh-huh :'(

[MonsterHunterSnipe]

Great episode

[Pyromaniac176018]

rage quit!

[Nickman32]

D is for lysdexia.

[monsterq6]

Heli-crux?

That's awfully close to horcrux... WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT WHEEZY?!?

[EverRoxas]

That had to be the worst conversation with a girl, you know? =P

[xdude0x]

thats how i read :D

[xForkinxRediculousx]

Shannon!!! :D Hahaha I love this video!

[azarak098]

I mastered the Topsy - turvry heli crux 360! Beat that overly competitive unless the competition is being less competitive thatn everyone else Wheezy.

[limeburst1]

Why would you need experience to work in a grocery store?

[InBetweenUniverse]

Nice skateboarding skills :D

[rawrralexandriaa]

Anyone else notice that Wheezy put explosion? under wednesday on his application for the grocery store?

[4mayZing]

what the heck is with these ads saying "CRAIG ATE MY PANINI" "I WANT MY PANINI"

[anthropologystudent]

You asked wheezywaiter "what time is it?" 2:32 foolish mortals...

[MrSwish33]

it says exlain

[1001Lai]

Applesauce, bitch

[Kirby64401]

I tried watching this video, but I quit halfway through.

[123morganr321]

2:24, um, explain is misspelled.

[beatleguy64]

Yay Shannon!

[BriarEire]

LOL "we've all.. we've all gone to college. "

I LOVE JIMMY and Shannon you did great!

well done everybody :-)

[MrPattrickk]

You miss spelt explain on your application. 2:27

[EliasFrostMusic]

You look like Amos Lee

[Ewanformayor]

It's taking a while for the coffee to be done...

[KSaebinMusic]

0:41 Damn it I lost the game

[Muddy2715]

At 3:30 for some reason I imagine a music video... Does anyone else imagine that?

[Muddy2715]

Did anybody besides me hear music that sounded like the beginning of a music video when he quit the second time?

[BlackBear228]

Lol Shannon needs relish to feed the ApprenticeA kids like the good 'mother' she is.

[drifter01z]

Nice Dismount at the end of the video.

[hannamayh]

Poor Shannon. She is in a foriegn land and still must make the lost boys dinner... Now the hotdogs will be bland!

[barrager4life]

@jessemitten how about you piss off.

[Daandeb]

Wheezy needs to publish all his quotes! I'd buy that book!

[jmgiambalvo]

2:06 You littered.

[marensofiee]

When is the coffee done? I miss when the coffee used to be done.

[0justarandomguy0]

lol it's a quitting clone

[jessemitten]

wow Weezy being a jerk abotu Steve Jobs after he has cancer. Not very nice

[starpunk77]

wheezy babies

[Rantpodder]

"Please exlain" :')

[cat1231000]

is the rug broken??? at 3:59, it didn't sing

[F4rl30d]

Relish?



[AClumsySheep]

herky jerky lmao

[drakebane2]

those hot dogs... so bland...

[StatelessDrake]

Your mean Wheezy, Steve Jobs resigned because of his health...

[Seaniesss]

2:25 - Typo lol.

[Fofogstandard]

3:06 Honestly by Cartel <3

[v000000000000v]

are you michael's brother from vsauce?

[Ryuhza]

Need more Tony Hawk stunt sounds

[ArmageddonDaisyHero]

wheezy, you remind me of Garth from Wayne's World :D

[theqweschunmark]

spelled "Explain" wrong

[loverlei79]

Woo hoo! Wheezy, Jimmy and my fav Shannon!

[HolyShitThatsLiz]

Oh &:

"Do you love America?"

"Yes, I freaking live here."

Totally gonna use those answers at my next interview. xD Love you wheezy!



[dacat]

@HolyShitThatsLiz Seriously they have those kinda questions on interview papers. wow how sad.

[HolyShitThatsLiz]

"I'm also noticing you were arrested and charged with a crime?"

"Absolutely."

"You wanna tell me about that?"

"Uhhhhh.. No."

"You either stole or damaged company property."

"We've all *chuckles* We've all gone to college. :D"

[CaptianButterfly]

wheezy you should just become a pro skater

[Mountaineer3615]

That interview room looked a lot like your kitchen.

[DJDanjaah]

On the Youtube home page, I thought the name of this video was Quilting 101. Boy was I ever wrong

[vileplumeQUeen]

bland hotdogs XD

[barendbos]

ApprenticeA in tha House!

[smiles86]

Can you exPlain why it's exlain? :D --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[eXcitingSkittles]

Does everyone open their mouth when they wink?

[camelCaseFTW]

is that couch new?

[TheJonBono]

its not fair that you're sooo good at skateboarding you can do tricks i've never even heard of or seen do and i've been skating for 3 years so i think im going to kill myself

[Drewrrules]

If you didn't choose eagle, please EXLAIN?! EXLAIN?! My immersion is gone.

[domdgp]

Steve Jobs is resigning because he is dying you fool.... See how hard it is to do your job with cancer

[watermelonpants33]

1:54 i hear the i carly theme song ?

[lcrevel]

I LOVE TURTLES TOO WHEEZY! :)

[MegaGadgetdude]

wheezy. you cant skateboard. can you

[Wootmoorawr]

Is that the iCarly theme song at 1:56 ?

[sedagi]

i want a shirt with the quitting the quote

[andrewjstockwell]

Hey Wheezy, just thought I'd let you know but... Charlieissocoollike stole your musical carpet. You should get it back... just a thought.

[xiopher]

I read the title as quilting 101. Boy was I disappointed and lost. :-@

[killerdude23233]

Man, you went all out for this video. High five!

[SkullJoke90]

Well youre better than Tony Hawk

[hoiitsvanessa69]

Your Wheezy skills will pay the bills

[EcHoBaY2]

THE PLANK ! ♥

[lavfisch]

So you have to "exlain" about why you didn't choose Eagle as your favorite. Proofreading Wheezy, proofreading!

[TeddyBaston]

The chair didn't make its angel noise at the end of the video wheezy... Is chair sick?

[Mr0Whitey]

what did she say?

[Mattj30002008]

@Mr0Whitey "But now the hot dogs will taste so bland" haha

[Ibelle14]

The couch isn't new anymore? :(

[isaacjnc]

stop at 2:31 put full screen, and laugh a little more.

[drrocketman94]

yes!



[robertmorsejr]

Great vid. One of the funniest yet.

[thefamouskaytay]

3:24 I thought he was going to take his shirt of and go topless...I was disappointed.

[PowWowDoubleWow]

Jim Vaylin and Shannon Antilles! The ApprenticeA crew!!!!! I love you guys!!

[Milaykee]

How do you pronounce "heli"?

[thecitizenme]

@Milaykee its like calling one of your chinese friends... "HEY, LEE!"

[thefamouskaytay]

@Milaykee heelee

[uilium]

I'm sleeping with pizza tonight because...just never get a roommate!!

[therawrcircut]

can i have that skateboard?



[glxxxria]

Hey Craig, where's Cynthia?

[uloveLR]

Big Wheez, Myself and the bf really want to get to the 200,000. The thing is it says "updated daily". LIE. You got the inside scoop? Where we at?