Gabe wants to pretend to be fat.

[LoganBoiProductionz]

where can i find this interview on youtube?

[PS3owner404]

I'm fatman

[pilzkopf3]

He's pretty good at pretending to be fat.

[styck9000]

if all of you having fun with gaben fat jokes, it means you dont want episode 3. episode 3 is cancelled (i hope no) >:(

[TheModPwn]

Episode 3 just got delayed again

[Blasthood]

That's quite some good acting from Gaben.

[CopyingNinjaKakashi]

Yes, I'm fat man!

[ProfessorRinzler]

Except that's just shitty video editing and a mega64 video.

[morganrock1]

i love this guy

[KaozzOfFilth]

Do you wanna pretend to be anybody?

Uuuhm Yes i'm fatman

ALRIGHT

lol

[CisforCock]

This was not funny.

[TrunkJunky]

"Do you wanna pretend to be Gabe Newell?"

"Uuuuuh no."

My sides. MY. FUCKING. SIDES.

[tangoman111]

Fucking gabe newell and his hacked piece of shit.

[MrToccasana]

oh fatman please....

[Scarfy397]

He doesn't need to pretend....

[Sar0bi]

Do you wanna pretend to release Half Life 3?

Nooooo

Do you wanna really release Half Life 3?

Ah Nope!

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Thats not gabe newell that porky from mother 3, only he could WANT to be fat.

[PoisonImpurity868]

Do you wanna be Gabe Newell?

Ah Nope!

[EvolvedGameTheory]

GABEN'S EPIC ADVENTURE /watch?v=GTPElsrUyEs

[M3rtyville]

Thats great material for a YTP...the "No" can be replaced by Mario's "NO"

[cod7multiplayerfan]

yes... i'm... fat man!

[thebigdestroyer111]

who is gabe newell ?

[jhonnykiller45]

@thebigdestroyer111 The guy who founded VALVe.

[gtavicecityfan02]

gabes response to Ep.3 0:05

[P1XEL0]

Whats the Original Video?



[111urnotme]

when Gabe jumps it involves nothing with thrust in his legs but; gravity does not have the strength to keep him down.

[paulerate]

Ringo Newell.

[Ifreehat20I]

rocco looks pretty small next to gaben but gaben got more air than him lol

[gonegang95]

see what the tentative bill i don't

bill R.I.P.

*cries*

(that's the captions btw ppl)

[ColonelBatman]

Episode 3 delayed for 172 more weeks.

[Potatogalaxy]

You cannot pretend to be something you already are.

There goes episode 3.

[pie189]

whats the original vid called?

[HedgehogStudios1]

So...Gay Ben did a video.

[Bert2DX]

I wonder how much Gabe regrets filming this.

[kaledranger18]

whats this form?

[niklasvp]

That's Gaben's stuntman at the end.

[SeriousFailDude]

@niklasvp Nope, Gaben just used a noclip hack!

[kakokapolei123]

@SeriousFailDude No, Gravity Gun

[isokessu]

Gabe hacked the matrix and used noclip xD 0:30

[jellywillreturn]

He wants to pretend to be fat because he isn't. He's bulky because of the intelligence he stores in his skin.

[trollface1231]

We make fun of him because we love him

[ZiozoneEmperor]

for some reason, spy's voice is hilarious when used with gaben

[dabears17x]

We make fun of him because we love him =D

[misterrandompancake]

@dabears17x i dont :(:(:( RELEASE EPISODE 3!!!!

[alyl603]

@dabears17x and because we hate the fact he keeps delaying episode 3

[dabears17x]

@alyl603 Uh, no. Jk. I actually don't mind him delaying it, as long as it's to make a better game in the end.

[alyl603]

@dabears17x thing is , iv developed a theory that he isn't delaying the date to just have more things stuffed in the time its delayed , but to go and have a sandvich...

[dabears17x]

@alyl603 Well, he deserves it. He pretty much made the FPS genre, he made Steam, he made Source, and he's fucking Gabe Newell. I really don't care.

[alyl603]

@dabears17x same here , just still sucks that he can't even give anything out on ep3 without us going to e3 which i can't cause i live far as fuck away from there , other side of the world

[RFU1117]

Do you people like insulting the father of steam and valve? He doesnt have to leave steam running and he doesnt have to make games for you faggots

[Lugia3210]

@RFU1117 Yes.

[SteelFyire]

Stop fucking delaying episode 3!

[ZiozoneEmperor]

lol i love the captions

[TurkeyBakin]

Who's pretending?

[WeEatBrainz]

Uggg the video wont load, it keeps buffering, hopefully it will be worth the weight

[The5424Gamers]

What film's this from?

[WoWrougeguy]

@The5424Gamers Mega64 see youtube page "roccob64"

[TheBoredomOtaku]

I need to find the original video of this, anyone know it?

[WoWrougeguy]

@TheBoredomOtaku Mega64 see youtube page "roccob64"

[Gabenatvalvesoftware]

I find this offensive...

[KingDiamondHead]

He must have pretended really hard

[MorganCupkakke]

GABE AINT OBESE HE KEEPS HIS EXTRA BRAINS UNDER HIS SHIRT! I want to grow up to be a gaben.

[ac1th]

What is it with the jokes :( Gaben is maintaining one of the few good pc gaming companies and doesn't do it just for profit like so many others. Without him, there wouldn't be a CS1.6, TFC, DoD, TF2, HL2, L4D, CS:S, DoD:S,Portal, Portal2 or the Episodes.

[MondoMiniman]

@ac1th everyones bitching just because ep3 has been delayed for some time and they're acting like they deserve. They jizz over themselves when a game comes out but 12 hours later when they beat it all they go back to bitching again.

[BurningFist84]

Huh, pretend. GOD DAMMIT, ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.

[Techzom]

FAT WANTS TO PRETEND TO BE GABE!!

[Palamag1]

So Gabe can launch nuclear heads ?

[ZiozoneEmperor]

*looks at title*

but he's allready fat!

[BloodyhIdioth]

@ZiozoneEmperor

Episode 3 delayed 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999 years more

[masterofthecontinuum]

25 people are gabe newell

[adamkc0]

@masterofthecontinuum pathetic.tryhard jokes arent your thing buddy.

[MurdahPivot]

They say that Gabe Newell got a booboo, and delayed HL3 for 3 years.

[GoodbyeSpy]

sv_gravity

sv_gravity has been set to "50"

No wonder Gabe could jump!

[ProjectHelL8oY]

Available in anal and anal and Gabe Newell foaming soap.

[828fa]

yes, i am FAT MAN

[HuginnG]

were can i see the original vid?

[TheSoggyStick]

@HuginnG Mega64

[TARINunit9]

The 21 dislikers are actually trying to appease Gaben by claiming they don't approve of people calling him fat, so he won't delay HL2E3

[artofnick]

what would have been better than "the end" title is illustrating how far Gabe got off the ground at the end...

[SirJam3sProductions]

Fat Man and his trusty sidekick Robin Walker.

[Rossco602]

im ringo newell

[pillshere1000]

Another 2 painfull mounths without ep 3...... THANKS! >:(

[iiGerardoii]

Ep 3 delayed another 38 days..

[Wasdf14]

HAHHAHA, he can barely jump.

[mrbob091]

Fatman and Robin

[levipwndHD]

well if gabe newell wasnt fat then we didnt have steam and all those famous PC games because then he was normal and then we live in the old times wen we all have to walk to the store to get a game then just download it from you PC and only have to sit and click :P

[MO77H3W]

press 8 to make Gayben push the world down

[rofljelly135]

Every time you make fun of Gabe Newell,he kills a puppy.He then comes back to his senses and realizes what he has done,and spends 2 hours crying about the killed puppy.These 2 hours could have been used to produce Episode Three.

[jellywillreturn]

Worth the weight.

[thenintyminty]

To be fair, being fat would help him slim down alot.

[WoWkemon90]

...And is doing a very good job at doing so.

[NosekeTV]

IM FATMAN.

[Mrzane1a]

Can you Stop delaying hl2 ep3?

[Yonkid]

That "NO" sound got stuck in my head

[TheSagaen]

10.000 views! (:

[TubasherTim]

Gabe Newel Isn't Fat

He's only pretending :)

[MO77H3W]

gabe didnt jump, he pushed the world downwards

WORTH THE WEIGHT

[yansspu]

@MO77H3W hahahahahaha very clever

[ELMITLON]

@MO77H3W u sir are a genius hahaahahaha

[The5424Gamers]

@MO77H3W Using cheat engine :D

[Rufran2567]

@MO77H3W That must be why all of Mega64 are in weird poses in the end. They weren't ready.

[Reubenofthedead]

@MO77H3W so does Chuck Norris.

[Alixandah]

that was amazing.

[Rlaalvarez1337]

Plz is better then pls

[thevladnr1]

pls send me the orginal video pls

[2007excalibur2007]

@thevladnr1 pls stop using "pls" pls

[Mubbeleeto]

@2009excalibur2009 troll answear you troll

[2009excalibur2009]

@Mubbeleeto Oh suuuurree, abuse the thumbs down now will you? Gawd, you people these days... >_>;

[MarioLink106]

@2009excalibur2009 kids say umad.

[edibleocelot]

funny story, today while loading up Gmod, i noticed the loading screen saying:

"reconfiguring spines"

then i noticed it changed and said "delaying episode 3"

......win?

[AlanHollow]

@edibleocelot I saw the same thing when I played Gmod. Weird.

[3dogish]

@2009excalibur2009 Well (In telling little children how to spell voice) "Its not nice to make fun of how people look.

[3dogish]

Stop being mean too gabe newell he seems like a nice guy you assholes

[randomboostsuperguy]

you think he care if anybody makes fun of him on the internet?

[SaladofStones]

@3dogish

He's also a fat guy. So you're argument is invalid

[Ditherliss]

@3dogish Do you want to pretend to be a Ringo?

[Tertyu48]

@3dogish Saying this will not force Gaben to make Ep. 3 faster, so stop pretending :3

[NightwishLover2012]

@3dogish We make fun of him because he is epic.

[Team1Kaboomie]

@3dogish so you support the mcdonalds,killing 900 pigs,each day for gabe newell ? He even eats more pigs i think

[darmok1440]

@3dogish yeah

[TheCheese9]

@3dogish dude ur totaly right he sees like a good guy why ppl always make fun of him!

[BxBright]

@3dogish Yeah he's a fucking awesome guy xD People are total douchebags, but thats the internet for you.

[darkshadic4alt]

@3dogish Yeah he seems like a big guy with a big heart

[paulerate]

@3dogish if a friend of mine made a fat joke about me I'd laugh too :)

[KeshnerfFilms]

@3dogish We mock him because we love him.

[a0001521]

omg you canceled episode 3

[roxasfruit]

gaben can pretend to be fat, but he cant actually BE fat

hes too full of awesome cells

[CMF2790]

0:30 San Fransisco Earthquake happened.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

There was an 8.9 Richter scale earthquake after the filming crew used special effects to make it seem like Gaben jumps.

[icsomethingshiny124]

Every time you make a joke about Gabe Newel, HL2 Ep 3 is delayed another 3 years.

[2007excalibur2007]

@icsomethingshiny124 (insert generic gabe newell joke here)

[MapleLunii]

I thought gabe newell was the only animal on the planet that couldn't jump..

[Gearsguy405]

Pretend?

[2007excalibur2007]

@Gearsguy405 He wished he was fatter. *EP3 delay*

[Hamsteere]

Gabe Newell had to hack gravity settings to jump that high.

[MrTmontona]

i laughed so hard

[kirby0628]

WHat'sthe original video for this?

[Namemench]

[Comment Removed By Gabe Newell]

[MO77H3W]

I wonder why everyone hates him if hes the one that sort of MADE VALVE

[CaptainChirac]

@MO77H3W Quite the contrary. Everyone loves him.

[Babymarioluigi2]

TOP SHELF!

[littleNorwegians]

So, Gabe's going to put on a bomb-suit, rollerskates and start planting bombs everywhere.

[sold1ier]

omfg he jumped

[ike111111]

@sold1ier didn't you see all the wires holding him up?

[sold1ier]

@ike111111 omg ya

[blazejames47]

@sold1ier he didn't jump, he pushed the world down

[sold1ier]

@blazejames47 LMFAO I NEVER THOUGH OF THAT XD

[AssassinSReaPERX]

IM ringo? NEWELL

[randomperson11111123]

the rules

uh you bring in

uh no

see what's happening

uh no see what the tentative deal

see what the tentative bill I don't

see what protects the body

a yes didn't start

I didn't bring the rules

[Redfrix]

AWLRIGHT!!!

[xDaZJMx]

Well you just delayed HL2 Ep3 for another 3 years THx

[MangoMongoose]

@xDaZJMx Not really. Gabe just secretly wants to be a mad bomber on roller skates.

[Hazzard67]

@xDaZJMx You realize that in ep2 that Gordon died.

[xDaZJMx]

@Hazzard67 Nope that was Eli Vance, Alex's Father.

[SouseisekiFromCS]

Here lies Gabe Newell. He never ran and died a virgin.

Well, off to visit your mother!

[rumahirfan]

@SouseisekiFromCS

the problem is hes not

DUN DUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[SpyGuysX]

@SouseisekiFromCS Gabe is married and has 2 sons, plus he's a billionaire

you fail

[Willyj1230]

@SpyGuysX TF2 Reference dude

[rumahirfan]

@SouseisekiFromCS

but gabe is not a virgin

[Rick132500]

@SouseisekiFromCS What's not to like?

[epicfailguy2]

@SouseisekiFromCS actually he didnt die a virgin he has 2 kids

[DalekHunter1994]

@epicfailguy2 He used a progenation machine like the ones in Doctor Who, so he is a virgin.

[TigerMeet2142]

@SouseisekiFromCS he have a wife and 2 kids, so hes not virgin

[banido]

@SouseisekiFromCS actually he's married and has children...

[freakymoejoe2]

@SouseisekiFromCS you know the mans got 2 kids.

[Soyawannabeamasta]

@SouseisekiFromCS His favorite class is the spy...

[Shicbs]

@SouseisekiFromCS You just delayed HL2 EP3 again.

[Mister86Productions]

@SouseisekiFromCS

he's married you know and he wasn't always obese.