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  • @ResetSpace that was his world record time at one point...perve

  • thumbs up for their conversation

  • haha 9.69 of course it would be .69

  • @ResetSpace That's the time of his WR 100meter dash. At least it was, IDK if he broke it yet.

  • "his chilli was runnin' soo hot". lol

  • I wish I worked that fast.

  • about 0:04 to 0:14 pretty good espn

  • enough with the silly "took an arrow to the knee" already! cheap way to get many likes

  • @uyeop THANK YOU!!!!!

  • i used to be able to run that fast, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @xBob0x i listen

  • that was 12 seconds

  • "His chilli was running soo hot."

    LOL and Usain Bolt has a pretty sweet schedule. I love how the ESPN commercials make their work place seem like they just hang out and chat a lot. Seems pretty stress free.

  • Thumbs up if you replayed the video 6 times to figure out what he said, gave up, then looked at the comments.

  • The clock is unrealistic.

  • The story John Anderson is telling makes me laugh lol

  • haha 69

    im so childish

  • He works for 9.69 secs and earns his paycheck

  • @bwp2bruce like a boss

  • me too man i tell you me too

  • BOLT BOLT BOLT!!!!!!!!!

  • funny!

    love da commercials

  • man im tellin ya man, me too.

  • lol "usain bolt has a slow day at work."

  • Lol this is literaly imposible because bolt leaves at sec. 0:09 and he returns at sec.13:00 which is 4 seconds, and he sees that his time was 9:69 seconds????WTF!!!! D:

  • @Bungie90210 it's from when he clocks his card in and out so actually it's about 0:05 to 0:15

  • @Bungie90210 ur an idiot.

  • @xxanf29xx i know :D

  • 5 people don't like this because they don't know how fast the Bolt is.

  • @nvd2ceb4 j

  • wait

  • FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

  • "a little!" lmao

  • do you think Usain smokes bud?

  • @IWantDaveKast lmao. Is water wet???

  • "he pops out of the car, his chili is running sooo hot" ~ Best Line

  • love the way the guy holding the bag turned the gatorade symbol towards the camera lol

  • slow day ugh?! LOL

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  • he gets outta the car and his chili is running so hot

  • yeah, he is drinking gatorade!

  • "His chili is running sooo hot..."

  • Press 1 Then 4 for

    "Im Horny as Hell"

    "So Hott...."

  • lolmthis is funny

  • @xBob0x "A little"

  • LOL, did his trainer pull out a Jamaican flag after he punched out? I guess I'd do a victory lap too if I had a schedule like that!!

  • run, forrest , run

  • The way he says "a ittle"classic jamaican swag

  • @Professorfrenchfry a lickle

  • @Professorfrenchfry he says "i listen". meaning i hear you. its patoa

  • @mekmen he didnts say i listen... the man said slowed down? and he said a little -.-

  • @mekmen1 he said a little

  • @Professorfrenchfry i think he said i listen

  • Usain Bolt is so fast, his Sportcenter bit is a second faster than the rest.

  • thumbs up if ur the 415,889 person to watch this video

  • i got 11.1

  • press 2 then for to hear "the guy was so hot"

  • I would kill for the schedule

  • press 0

  • what did bolt say?

  • @samEsam24 a little

    

  • @samEsam24 A little

  • @samEsam24 a litte 

  • man i would kill for that schedulle. lmao ..funny

  • man i would kill for that schedule....

  • That was longer than 9.69 seconds. He should put in for overtime.

  • @lvradioguy haha!

  • lol i was so focus on Bolt that I have to hear the story...lol

  • When we break............WE BREAK

  • @SonDimz - bernie mac

  • how much does he get paid per second

  • 3 people wish they had Usain Bolt's shift

  • WAT^B DID HE SAU AFTRE HE SA*ID SKLPOW DATY????

  • @Trollololololful a little

  • @RKOEBVBIYN oh ok thanks

  • if Usain Bolt learned how to catch a football he would be the best reciever ever without a doubt...FACT he would just have to take the hits by the safetys, cornerbacks and sometimes linebackers

  • @RebelGuy10100 He'd get drafted by the Raiders in the first round.

  • @RebelGuy10100 and why the fuck would he want 2 do that?

  • ... Gatorade product placement

  • Under ten

  • what happened?

  • Classic SC commercial

  • wow my comment relating to the ESPN staffers being a bunch of white guys and girls was eliminated. ESPN campus is one of the whitest places you can imagine. Just like Versus, formerly OLN.

  • The real joke is ESPN has never shown a race that Usain Bolt was in. ESPN never shows track meets.

  • @jody8526937

    Actually, whenever they have world running championships, they show race highlights and usually Usain's all over 'em.

  • @BluntsoverCuntz so Bluntz. Please tell me when the last "Running Championships" were held? No such event as World Running Champs. Do you even have an ideal of what the track and field season is and where the events are held? I don't think so. And why would you even try to defend the monolith ESPN on a subject you are not to familiar with? Real fans of track and field never talk about ESPN in relation to the sport.

  • oooooooooooof I'm honestly not well equipped for this comment war, brah. You seem like a runner...I honestly don't run at all, shit's real boring. But sure, I gotcha on the ESPN part, HOWEVER he has been on ESPN, so a big fuck you from someone who really doesn't care and saw this vid BAKED

  • @BluntsoverCuntz ...f me? Well just to let you know...the Running Championships as you call them or The World Championships is starting next week in Dageu, Korea. Check out Bolt perhaps setting a new world record. It will be great. Cant wait. Don't use being high as an excuse to justify your idiocy. Running is not boring if you know how to read a stopwatch and understand the rules of the game. Like ANY sport.. When was Bolt on ESPN ? Maybe highlight from World Champs of two years ago?

  • @jody8526937 I've only seen college track events on ESPN but I'm sure there is a contractual reason for why they don't.

  • dumb. so dumb. wow. they folks at ESPN think they are so funny but I find so little of their attempted humor to be celebrated. And when was the last time ESPN even showed a track meet with UB running? ESPN has not hosted a track meet in years...At least around 2000-1997?

  • @jody8526937 What does that have anything to do with making a short comedy bit?

  • best one ever

  • Can anyone tell what Usain says after Steve says, "Slow day, huh?"

  • @1201pinkfloydian1232 "a little"

  • @1201pinkfloydian1232 he says "a little"

  • a little

  • @viking285 u mad

  • @viking285 am i in the Twilight Zone?

  • @viking285

    thats trolling

  • @viking285 WOOOW respect man..respect

  • @viking285 my bad bro..but wat does trolling mean..is it like sucking someone or something cuz i keep hearing but dont know wat it means

  • @94knicks A troll is what we call in old english, fucker. An extremely annoying person.

  • @viking285 Stop using the term troll. You don't even know what it means. Go on /b/ more.

  • @viking285 you are a fucking retard. i would gladly punch you in the face in front of a crowd.

  • @viking285 wait what?

  • 69

  • @thetenzintsung football players bones are much stronger than bolts. after twenty years of getting hit their bones do not break. usain would have broken bones after one game.

  • What the hell did he say? 0:19

  • @levyduane a little

  • 3 people's "chili are running so hot"...

  • Vote up if you was wanting hear the rest of that guy's story

  • Lmao... I had to watch it 5 times before I completely got it. Good shit, but hard to get if you've never had a job :P.

  • what he say after he said slow down

  • @ghguled if ur referring to when he said, "slow day, huh", bolt replied,"a little"

  • @ghguled "a little"

  • hahahhahahahaha that was good

  • I wanted to hear the rest of the story he was telling lol

  • Omg, does anyone else find the flunkie (dude holding his bag n Gatorade) funny as hell?

  • how you ppl not get it? he so fast that it only takes him a few seconds to finish his job.

  • @crafty1000 No, it is saying his job is only 10 secs long so he barely has to work.

  • @ToastyToci8 its both

  • ¨man i will kill for that schedule¨

    jajaja

  • what did Bolt said at last?

  • @Catalanodisiracusa A little

  • 9. 69 ahahahahhahh

  • I dont get it...

  • @7ExaltingroguE

    He finishes work that fast

  • he has shoulders lik dwight howard

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  • ah littal haha dudes a beast

  • He has a sexy accent !

  • @girlnotforsale I'm from the same place....lol

  • He would be a good kick returner or wide reciever 

  • @dlam45 Other than the fact that he would get destroyed because he's too small, I'd agree with you.

  • @prestigeww3 theres people in the nfl smaller then him so whats your point

  • @prestigeww3 lol dumbass

  • @prestigeww3 His track speed is straight line speed... In football there is a lot of lateral movement. It would take some adjustment but he could if he put in the work be a good receiver(all depending on his hands). As for his size the guy is not small 6'5" and 207lbs is not a small person. Even by NFL standards.

  • @prestigeww3 lol usain bolt is not small, he is 6'5 and 207 lbs randy moss is one of the greatest receivers and he is 6'4 210 lbs, todd pinkston was 6'3 167 lbs when he was drafted, marvin harrson one of the greatest receivers was 6'0 180 lbs, desean jackson, greg jennings, percy harvin, hes taller and bigger than all these receivers and not to mention faster, the only thing is if he can catch or not and running routes stead of a straight line

  • @dlam45 who the fuck would want to be a good receiver in the world over being the fastest man in the world, ever. 1/1000 people probably have ever even held a football but nearly every single person on this earth has raced.

  • his paycheck has to be horrendous

  • someone should drat him as a Punt returner i they can convince him

  • hahahaha!!!

  • At the end instead of saying "I would kill for that schedule" he should have said "Show off." hahahaha

  • what didi usain say at the end?

  • @narutoSU8D "A little"

  • @narutoSU8D he said "a little", in jamaica we pronounce the letter t as it is. i know tht america pronounces it differently

  • I beat him one day

  • lmao @ the guy at the end with the flag

  • only on youtube could one go from watching the practices of buddhist monks in Northern Japan to some usain bolt commercial.

  • @DinoSwede your a meathead

  • @DinoSwede Welcome to the Internet. 

  • Slow day huh, a little

  • lol, "His Chili is running so hot" I love john anderson

  • Great commercial. Sports Center commercials are the best!

  • @allprosupplements I love them at the superbowl Because there funny

  • @allprosupplements check out the seattle mariners commercials, I've seen a few on here and they are just as good if not better!

  • watch my friends video "Crazy "SKLZ Pro Mini Hoop" Dunks" craziest dunking youll ever see! username lilkamikaze24

  • hes got a sick accent...soudns rlly good

  • its like he walks to his desk and back and everybody slike dayummmm

  • his paychecks like garbage

  • Just think a few lucky bastards can boast that their job is to brainstorm ideas for SportsCenter commercials.

  • Me too man, I'm telling you me too.

  • ahahahahaah great Usain!!

  • lmao everytime you stop at o:16 the number changes

  • he says, "a little"

  • did he say, i guess so??

    it sounded like he said, i get that??

  • @adrianbmx1 Bolt said "a little"

  • 0:17 says 17.5 lol

  • @laughordie7

    lol actually it says 7.15 lol