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  • Actually a lot of people in Rwanda got a lactose intolerance lol

  • @marudoethiopia hahahah I just thought the same XD

  • hell yeah! 10000000000000000000000000000.­1% TRUE!

  • CR is real. Is not red meat, it is the portion /size of the food people put in their stomach. Those super size meal produce super size people in America.

  • the processing halal meat meaning draining out blood from the meat. today's research finds that eating bloody meat is bad for health.you ca find reference on Google.there are some animal on this planet for reason some of them you ca eat some you cant.don't ask any Muslims for it. research on your own. good luck.i am sure you will find the logical reason for not eating this and that...

  • first thing gods gonna check is what you ate, if only he knew!

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  • this is too funny and soo ture

  • 1:46 is that Q-Tip in the crowd?

  • yeah but you can at least try. and believe me, there are very radical muslims- and non-muslims who eat halal that look into that. Their farms are cleaner. And... pigs are the dirtiest animals, its a scientific fact, they're insides have a biological cleanser so as to prevent infection which is why people think they're clean, but they're really filthy. Remember in Pulp Fiction when samuel l jackson said?? even non muslims refrain from eating pork. anyway just my 2 cents :p

  • i am a muslim, and i dont eat pork, but i wouldn't eat it if i wasnt a muslim. pigs are raised in and eat their own feces. sure cows do as well, but only in NON halal farms. halal meat is prepared cleaner, and yes its more expensive. not bashing on anyone... just clarifying. and chris is funny of course LOL

  • You don't actually know how dirty or clean some farms actually are though. Pigs are actually some of the cleanest healthiest animals you can eat. Not shitting on your religion but that is retarded. Some halal meats might not even be halal. They might just say that to charge you more money and to attract islamic customers.

  • WHAT SHOW IS THIS

  • as a person ,,, i chose what i eat and drink ,,

    and why**** adam and hawa **** get kicked out of heaven u genius

  • Man Chris Rock is freakin funny.

  • i dont eat pork because its a very disgusting meat compared other farm animal meats.. sorry chris :)

  • Pork is not "sinful" in the sense of eating it is an abomination. It is just unclean, riddled with parasites. One must also look at the economical situation surrounding the time and culture in which the Bible and Koran emerged.

  • He's right about green meat. Don't eat it...truuuuust me!

  • lol

    

  • lol sometimes I think youtube is the only place in the world where people make you feel bad for having an opinion

  • @kdreamland Totally true. IMakes me think of this tag line I saw: "You can't say anything about anything without being called something."

  • @eyecoin True, so true

  • @eyecoin I know, it's like ATTTTTAAACCCKKKKKKKK.

  • @eyecoin there is clearly something wrong in the world... maybe anything??

  • @eyecoin thats so true you dyke

  • @kdreamland you're too serious, stfu

  • @kdreamland you are so right!

  • @kdreamland

    No. People do it in real life all the time. It just depends on what you have the stones to say in the presence of others. Most people don't have that inhibition on the internet.

  • @kdreamland

    I think that goes for the internet in general.

  • I won't criticize anyone for practicing a religion, but I do think rules regarding food are STUPID.

    I'm Hindu, I eat all the beef I want, fuck that shit. Milk is considered sacred in India because the Gods are said to bathe in it, well they're not bathing in milk from AMERICAN cows...

    Same goes for any other religion. Screw "kosher", eat all the damn lobster and pork you want! It has no greater chance of killing you than any other person.

  • @nahor88 If gods bathed in milk, doesn't that just mean it's a nice thing that's good for you, if they bathed in water would Hindu's not drink water?

  • @andyt2k

    They do drink milk because cows provide milk, and thus they don't eat beef. Some rules in Hinduism are a by-produce of Indian culture, stemming from the fact a vast majority of Hindus live in India. Thus it doesn't make sense to me to follow the rules if you don't live there.

  • Pigs are no dirtier than any other animal, they are only dirty because we force them to live like that. Go and see a wild pig in the forest, it isnt eating or rolling in shit. I bet you that the majority of halal and kosher chicken, lamb, goat, beef etc will often of consumed fecal matter also due to the conditions the animals are kept. Oh well, it means less pigs are killed which is a good thing, but it pisses me off when jewish or muslims people are scared of the pigs at the petting zoo.

  • It's funny cuz it's true

  • Not to mention i have relatives that are Farmers and i've helped as a kid and had to take care of the pigs once in a while and everything Hidepuller2008 said is true.

  • sorry to say to Machetotool, but your wrong and hidepuller is right. I've checked every source on this and he is right. You probably will want to change schools to further keep yourself from brainwashed teachings.

  • human beings are retarded and chris just broke it down

  • Everyone from the 3 major religions are hypocrites, lol they believe in god but they don't believe in life on other planets

  • Reading religious books don't mean shiiit unless god telling you that himself rather than looking at text that was the opinions of Islamic ragheads, jewbaccas, and Christian crackas

  • The Old Testament food restrictions make a lot more sense when you realize they were written for people living in the Middle East some 3500 years ago. And that most of them pretty much just codified pre-existing dietary and sanitary practices.

  • lolol actuallyy its different per religon... in hinduism u arent supposed to eat beer because cows are god.... so i mean seriously how the hell are you gonna look on judgement day when u tell god HEYY GOD I ATE YOU;)

  • Oh, why the FUCK are you guys arguing about religion on a comedy video. Just shut the fuck up and laugh like good boys and girls. :)

  • The New Testement is what we should be following. The old testement is out of date but it's still important.

  • whats the name is this special?

  • @bhoj03 Bring the pain

  • @bhoj03 this is on Bring The Pain

  • omg love this clip n it really does have some truth......n bsides the new testament took back almost all the food restrictions including pork but some ppl only read the old testament n wanna act holyer than thou ,u gotta read the entire book

  • @telefonegurl1 No it did not. and that was pauls opinion. jesus did not eat pork or disciples. it was not created by god. it was a genetic mix between humans and the fallen ones in genesis and the book of enoch. that's why there DNA is very close to humans and they run tests on.

  • This shit is classic

  • What show is this from?

    

  • "My big brother... junkie alcoholic...BUT DOESNT EAT PORK CUZ PORKS NOT GOOD FOR YOU" lmfaoooo

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  • loooool i aint gunna lie he made it sound like he had a point but the reason why us muslims aint allowed to eat pork is because its dirty it eats its own shit and rolls in it so its basically for your own safety and it carries dozens of deseases that you will eventually get when you get older after a period of time after eating so much pork

  • @machetetool what about organic, free range pigs which grow up on the hills eating grass, and are free of disease and drugs given to factory farmed animals?

  • @eyecoin oh yh i forgot one other thing they have mostly fat in them so they are just naturally unhealthy and they can still eat their own shit on grass u kno lol and roll in it they just like eating their own shit and rolling in it so no matter what you do they will still eat shit

  • @eyecoin

    Hey I saw the comment from machetetool and you should now this is only the half true. In the holy Quran doesnt stand why it is forbidden to eat pork. So the truely reason is because its written in the holy quran. Thats also why it doesnt matter what kind of pig or how id lived.

  • @SelamAleykum91 That is a better answer, because trying to rationalize it some other way just degrades it. Doing it because that is your belief or lifestyle is a personal choice, and in that case there is nothing to criticize. Thanks for the clarification.

  • @eyecoin

    No Problem, it was me a pleasure :-) Thanks for your open mind

  • @eyecoin The reason it's in the quran in the first place goes back to what the first guy said. Think about the sanitary conditions 1000-2000+ years ago. Same thing applies to the jews and kosher food.

  • @eyecoin wow not a single "fuck islam" or "die you terrorist bitch!!"

    mb we are making progress =)

  • @snak3145 Hope you are not implying anything like that would come from me. I have many Muslim friends.

  • @SelamAleykum91 there is a reason why the quran says pigs are not allowed

    and that reason is because they eat their own shit

  • @machetetool

    So why are we allowed to eat chicken, they also eat their own....

    If you don't believe me it's ok, It's your opinion. But please ask your Imam or someone else.

    You know what I mean we're all brothers I didn't want to blame you or something.

  • @SelamAleykum91 nah chickens dont eat their own poo

  • @eyecoin A pig will always be a pig , even if he was rased in California he is still gonna eat his Shit and they Are dirty as hell , take H1N1 for an exapmle it's called pig's flew !

  • @eyecoin

    There are plenty of people who wouldn't eat organic free range chickens, so why would a pig make any difference? It's not the fact that the pig itself is free of disease forming foods, chemical etc although it's a big part ; it's the fact that that type of food itself puts strain on your system because it takes longer to digest so it putrifies and so bacteria can develop. Yes there are people who live for years on meat, smoking,drinking etc but that doesn't make it fine for your body.

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  • Eso fue hace hace 2000 años amigo cuando la religion manipulaba a la gente a su gusto , en estos tiempos con solo tener 2 dedos de frente ud sabe si lo q esta comiendo es saludable o no y como Chris rock lo dice .. Ud cree q si alguien que se esta muriendo de hambre le importa si es alergico o si dios lo va castigar???? No es q no respete sus tradiciones religiosas igual respeto en las q me crie pero eso n o significa q en su gran mayoria no tengan sentido..

  • @machetetool Many animals eat their own poo, it comes natural (Disgusting thought i know) :o but are Muslims allowed to beef ? or is it just chicken cause my re teacher never mentions beef, only halal chicken :/

  • @Chantayful we are allowed to eat beef ,Lam,sheep,chicken basicaly we are allowed to eat animals which are vegetarian

  • @machetetool Thankyou :D

  • @Chantayful lol u know the bible says you cant eat pork aswell and it says u cant drink but christians just still do it

  • @machetetool I have a friend who's mother is strict about that sort of stuff, no pork in the house and all, my friend claims to stick to it... but she had a bacon sandwich the other day lmao :D

  • @machetetool thats in the old Testament. In the New Testament, Jesus said it doesn't matter what goes in your mouth, it's what comes out thats important (i.e. doesn't matter what you eat, its what you say and how you treat people that's more important.) Zing.

  • @machetetool Word man !!!

  • @machetetool My great grandmother died one day before her 104th birthday. She was raised on a working farm and married a working farmer. She had bacon and ham and chops and roasts almost every day of her life and didn't die from any disease. She died of old age...

  • @PennyDreadfuI so what u can live to that age smoking it just makes u less healthy

  • @machetetool so does shrimp crabs and lobster so thats why i believe thats bull shit

  • @vilme90 wat do lobsters do am confused wat u talkin about

  • @machetetool I don't have a problem with religion, but if you are following sixth century dietary guide, you're an idiot. Do you really think it matters?

  • @machetetool nigga i eat bacon every day and i'm the healthiest mothafucka i know. no offense.

  • @machetetool ... Pigs roll in the mud to stay cool, also many many animals that muslims eat digest their manure.

  • @machetetool Pork is actually the cleanest farm meat there is. And they roll in mud to protect their skin from the sun. Also they are more intelligent than a dog. Could it be that all religious holy books are full of primitive beliefs and delusional lies?

  • @hidepuller2008 looooooooooooooooool i dont kno where u heard that lie from because even my science teacher told me that it is good that islam bands pig meat because it is dirty so are u tryna say that u kno more then a science teacher and he also told me that eating pig meat is like eating human flesh so dont you feel dirty eating human flesh looooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @machetetool Let me guess, your a jew and so was your science teacher. LMAO But i sjouldnt be surprise, you probably believe g-d promised you things and you are his special people loooool. Look it up moron and then find another school.

  • @hidepuller2008 are u crazy am not a jew :S didnt u see islam written there am muslim and ma science teacher was an atheist so stop being so ignorant and just face the facts that pigs are dirty stop trying to justify eating pig just know that what your eating is like eating human flesh

  • @machetetool When u make statements that are false u should be corrected. Your opinion isnt based on fact but religious teaching which is just wrong. Pigs dont roll in their own shit, they actually shit in the same spot so they can avoid contact with it. They definitely dont eat their own shit and as for the human flesh claim how the hell would u know that? Your been brainwashed from a young age and now believe fairytales are fact. THEIR SHIT IS contaminated but not their MEAT.

  • @hidepuller2008 your the one who is making false claims and yes pigs do eat there own shit and roll in it there skin is like human flesh and i know this because scientists say this and thats where your wrong my friend because i never knew this when i was young from a young age i was just told to not eat pig because its against islam but as i got older thats when i started to know the reasons why we wasnt allowed to eat it BECAUSE THEY ARE DIRTY LIKE YOU MY FRIEND

  • man I love Chris but Jews & Muslims don't eat it coz its what they believe you can say that about heaven too I think that he can make i joke without hurting' feelings of billions of people

  • @makawy451

    Great comment

  • "Hey God, I killed a bunch of kids, but I ate right!"

  • Love how he talks about all this real world ideas and problems with such an innocent look on his face

  • while he does have a point jews dont eat pork :|

  • second!

  • @Romeo18xxx i love this guy!

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