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  • If you feel compelled to say, "There's nothing wrong with me", there is probably something wrong with you.

  • sounds like my professor

  • psychoooo

  • Do you go for anal on the first date?

  • Shes wearing the same shirt....

  • @Kingston554 white women are breeding white whores? Woah, you're one fucked up dude. What happened, some white chick straight up told you how small your dick is and now you have a vendetta against them all? Must be talking big to make up for smaller things me thinks!

  • ... although, I wouldn't call narcissistic delusion "incredible game."

  • "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. " lol

  • That was hilarious. Thank you for making that video!!! Ahahahaha. You have pretty eyes too. And great comedic timing.

  • I like how you played to the second mail... funny! But you should play along more and not just listen, it would be more funny :)

  • wow...that was pretty creepy. 

  • Wow what a catch.

  • LOL 416 is from toronto right?

  • @o1CestLaVie yup

  • Clearly you must have some psychological problems if you turned down a catch like that! :)

  • wtf ??? this guy talks too much wtf??? no type of game watsoever

  • The girl in the video has very manly facial features. Kind of looks like a tranny. No offense.

  • @kingston554 Right...because there is nothing offensive about your comment. So, you must be a GQ model if you are in a position to randomly insult people on the internet based on what you think their imperfections are. I think she is BEAUTIFUL and has a funny personality.

    On another note, you also insulted "trannies" with your comment.

  • I want to make out with you.

  • he sounds malicious on the second message... this guy has a serious mental illness....

  • Let the romance begin!!!

  • >> show tits or GTFO...

  • bawahahahaha I wish there were more messages

  • Oh, you got that, too?

  • "it is 4:30" she's not even wearing a watch....lol

  • If this guy was the big catch that he claimed to be and had 6-7 women approaching him daily, then why the fuck did he have to settle for a long distance relationship that wasn't working out? And how did he REMAIN single for 4 months after the fact?

    Either his ego interferes with basic functions, or this guy has been brainwashed into thinking he's the second coming of Brad Pitt since he was a little kid...

  • @yankeesfan6300 As he said, he has a particular taste in women :=)

  • Actually I think you're a very good actress. That was entertaining even though I wouldn't have thought it would be.

  • I looked passive-aggressive personality disorder up....

  • you call this game? xD

  • lol, nice job. I am always wondering what poor Olga's face must have looked like at hearing these messages. I bet she had at least SOME fear pumping through her veins with the second message. Only thing, It looked more realistic to me after 1:20... mostly because, you were smiling ear to ear at hearing him call you elegant, but this was right after he told you he's approached by woman 6-7 times a day. At that point, nothing a man could say would dig him out of that hole...

  • voicemail... great.

    your fake reactions... ridiculous/embarrassing

    

  • cute reenactment of the girl's response.

  • he's a crazy ass, and she is not even cute lol

  • Yeah you're hot but this video is almost as pathetic as Demetri's message.. well okay maybe not THAT bad but really all you did was make faces like "that's ridiculous" at the message that's going around online which anyone could do.. There's no real legitimet content to this video other then the stuff you stole.

  • What a bitch, instead of just saying, "no thanks not interested" she gives him her number and then exploits the voice mail after being to chicken to answer the call. I hope her fiance cheats on her with her best friend or mother. That guy is just tying to be direct and even complimented her; maybe she is passive aggressive.

  • @carsearch2001 you are fucked in the head!!you date the lying full of himself scumball then..jesus i cant believe ANYONE is dumb enough to take this animal at his word,you renew my faith that humanity deserves what it gets!!

  • @JeffHatfield you're obviously an idot piece of shit like her. Further, you're a hypersensitive shit for falling for this drama queen crap. FACT: she gave him her number. Now go get a life and do not include yourself as a human/humanity; you're far too stupid.

  • @carsearch2001 gullible much?

  • @JeffHatfield, you're a hypersensitive EUNUCH; feminst garbage.

  • @carsearch2001 you're Dimitri aren't you!

  • @keeponrockin999, no, but you're a silly punk.

  • @carsearch2001 you got me there, sometimes i can't control my punkiness or silliness. It's a curse...

  • there's nothing wrong with me :|

  • Hi Olga, it's Dimitri. You look different. Did you color your hair? It doesn't matter. You still look elegant. I'm glad you posted my voicemail up on YouTube because obviously you lost my number and this is your way of finding me. I'm glad you are being assertive.

    So this is how it is going to work: It is now 11:52pm on Tuesday. I will await a comment back from you, Olga, but only until tomorrow at 11am sharp. After that, I will lose your YouTube. Remember: 11am tomorrow or I'm gone for good.

  • LOL this was so funny!! Good reactions

  • YES the infamous audio skit "Dimitri" by the awesome band Sven-Erik Seaholm..Finally a video!!! Yeah!!! .LOVE LOVE it!!!

    Hmmm think at one point or another we have all known...a Dimitri!!!

    In a way...it's kind of sad though..they really haven't got a clue!!!

    Anyway.....your acting was right on!!! Excellent job~~loved it!!!

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  • id hit that

  • this isnt the girl that got the call. its someone else

  • @greekzebra14 the girl in this vid is hot!

  • You're a goddess. Brilliant. I can't believed I laughed more at your expressions than the notorious nut job's rant. That's impressive.

    You ought' be in pictures, kid.

    I'd help you do it, too.

    You're Amazing!!!

  • The actual conversation was with an elegant business woman, who gave a business card to set a date with a director and did'nt return calls.

    She probably did'nt like the insults and uploaded it to youtube.

    It's elementary, Watson.

  • The responsive expressions was just halarious.

    Thanks for an interesting point of view.

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  • Your cute....

    Your really cute ^_^

  • I love how u can stand him and like that and thanks for putting this up :D its so funny

  • lol!! I love her face when he said, "Your friends were EXTREMELY jealous"

  • @Crazygirl1910 u wish he called u lol

  • your pretty cute. you are so above this guy you should kill him if you see him again.

  • your face is the best when he's like "i'm great in bed."

  • Very elegant.

  • I thought greek guys normal go to the stripe bar for women

  • this girl is hot, hot, HOT!

  • LMFAO! Dimitri the douchbag giving this vixenous goddess an ultimatum in his 2nd message? Don't make me laugh! And then he goes on how he's all these things, including being the complete catch? Really? He forgot that he's modest too. Wow, what a tool. Olga, you can do SO much better. Not saying that I'm better than Dimitri, but at least I'm not a conceited jerk who thinks he has the world on a string.

  • this is hilarious...

    ...but why did you give him your number in the first place?????

  • she looks like anna farris

  • There is no such thing as passive aggressive personality disorder! This guy is a doushebag and a dumb-ass.

    Loved your facial expressions, I think they were the same ones I was making when I first heard his messages.

  • Alright, I'll bite....

    Your really hot ^_^

  • @AndroidPhone1 It's YOU'RE you idiot.

  • That was dumb. The guy did it to get rich, its a big hoax i'm afraid.

  • he saids the same thing to everyone

  • youre hot but this was dumb.thanks. : D

  • Dimitri The Lover MOVIE TRAILER just released!!! Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous) puts test copy up on YouTube. Search for "Dimitri The Lover Movie Trailer". IT'S AWESOME !!! (joke's on everyone ... read the description beside the trailer ... pretty obvious voicemails were FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAX)

  • gaaaaaaaaay....

  • ur one lucky girl!

  • your lameeeee

  • Holy shit!!!! this guy claims he's the champ.. the biggest crock of shit is him claiming to be Greek and a man... first off there is no Greek or real Man that acts like this... this guy couldnt pick up a dick if it was his own... and FYI Toronto 2009 is for sure him... this is a message for him.." Malaka, i saw your other videos.. i live in LA.. I have sisters... if i ever see you, tha se gamisw!!! learn some respect arxedi.. youre a disgrace to Greeks... skata sta moutra sou.. pousti

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  • lmao, thats tooooo damn funny, i know youll be calling him soon

  • How horrible, lololol!! Every single thing he says is so mechanical; he studied his script well. "Working on a film script"...uhhuhuuhuhh, "nothing wrong with me", holy moly!!!!! And the message never ends!

    "Abused in childhood, chemo, medication, passive aggressive" OMG!!!!!

    Scary thing is that some women probably fall for this BS!!

  • The voicemails messages are FAKE VIRAL MARKETING for a movie about notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover by Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (who worked on Borat, Bruno, Religulous). They are staged. If you search YouTube for "Dimitri The Lover Movie is Real", Brad Goodman uploaded a video where he discusses the project. Dimitri is making fun of the seduction community and Mystery.

  • girl, hang up! game my ass, the man is crazy.

  • its true, same thing happened to my aunt!

  • insane :) poor you :)

  • Bored girl is Bored!!!

  • wow u are increadibly beautiful just thought u should know wow

  • Dimitri just stroked this chicks ego, among other things.

  • lol and obviously fake...please don't take something had already seen on youtube and claim it as your own...thats not cool

  • I wanted so badly to be amused by this...but alas I could not. You're very cute though, but you know this already

  • @UncleStumpy Very elegant.

  • @jorgematthewatgmail I am class personified :-P

  • wow so fake. I love how it's loud enough for us to hear supposedly but she holds the phone to her ear. Also the phone numbers bleeped out lol

  • @taiola It's comedy brainchild.

  • thanks captain obvious. take your retardation elsewhere

  • lol. I love it when people get called out for being dense and then they get defensive.

  • Is that why your doing it now? anyways why you making this comment towards me? plenty of others said the exact same thing I did.

  • defensive, defensive. Calm down.

  • lol you calm down

  • I'd fuck that girl till she'd love me.

  • I like the way her face lights up when he says he's the "complete catch"

  • she's hot though i don't blame demetri lmao

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  • shes a babe!

  • lol...try something a bit better please because this is fake and that just makes you look like a attention seeker :(.

  • ok,the term is SARCASM... S A R C A S M....as Dimitri says, Look it up! Michelle was being SARCASTIC....GOD it sucks when you have to explain a joke!

  • dirty ass bitch

  • Why is she wearing the same shirt 6 days later?

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  • heeey she's not the right girl!! definitely NOT elegant! OL

  • At face change at 3:13 saved my week... GOD!! :D <3

  • she's pretty <3

  • FAKE!

  • haha... they should do this in acting schools for facial expression classes

  • OMG sort your fucking nails out. Gawd.

  • this chick is hot

  • no she is elegant

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHHA well played.

  • HAHAHA So funny!! .. PS: Your hot! :)

  • OH MY LORD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Who exactly does this guy think he is? What a catch oh yeah!! LOL!

  • this has been floating around the internet for years. it's still creepy, but i think it may be fake.

  • How he could leave such a looooooong message on Olga's answering machine?

    He was leaving message on Olgas' computer!!! LOL

    Long distance relationship, may be from Greece!!! LOL

  • What a douche!

  • Classic douchebag! Awesome work there mdglavan! You just missed out on a catch! :-D

  • God what a fucking retard. It's not her message, internerd

  • human filth.

  • It was a good concept, but I think the messages were just too long to sustain the joke. When you reach the point at which you aren't believably surprised by his comments, it ends up looking like you're just hamming it up for the camera.

    I thought the reactions for the first message were funny, though.

  • This guy sounds like alice cooper with some sort of accent.

  • Great phone girlfriend

  • LAME

  • No matter what screw ups I make with women, at least I can say I'm not that guy!

  • @NYG4LIFE123 wow you read my mind  word for word

  • Fake, i have heard this several times

  • perhaps this guy has called several women? HHA

  • sddraguts its not her

  • This girl is beautiful...

  • haha this girls not even cute whats dimitri thinking

  • i'd date you :)

  • still the BEST VID of yours.

    Viddler, no, this is the best vid.

    Can u recreate something like this?

  • probably the only guy in the world to really have the balls to say what's on his mind.

    Realistic and real-life. He's a genius

  • aaahaha what a creep omg i'm so sorry.

  • What a weirdo.

    Seriously!

    Hahahha.

  • omg that guy was a prick and its obvious who has the psychological problems!

  • this guy is a freaking nut!!

  • That child is homely I hope this is not the Olga he is talking about hahahaha Great Joke

  • XD douche

  • lmfao this is INSANITY. i would be so scared if someone called me like that. hahah

  • I pity you to have to listen that whole bullshit.

  • is that an old man in a wig?

  • stunning beautiful girl, scary guy. This was wonderful to look at, and creepy to hear.

  • I heard this audio for the first time today, WOW! It's my humble opinion, but I believe that this woman is a "COMPLETE CATCH!"

  • You're not Olga.

  • 0:01

  • Bitch are pretending you're Olga?! You and Dimitri deserve each other you sad cunt!

  • haha dimitri u malaka u should know how to get the ladies properly, being a greek !

    hahaha funny video

    k..baii..click

  • erm, did anyone else in the world not pick up on the fact that dmitri is a closet homosexual..... i guess he prefers american hotdogs to greek salads..... what a confused loser

  • This wasnt on your phone it was on the computer

  • I think that was pretty obvious, but thanks for pointing it out :)

  • dmitri the stud. what a fucking stud!! lmao

    lol 'cliick'

  • dimitri is a buffoon.

  • hell ya! that was worded perfectly!

  • He's a doctor who practiced in Toronto, but then moved to California after losing his license. He now authors books on how to pick up women, ironically. What an incredibly oblivious human being he is, but very entertainingly authentic.

  • You can tell you are from the south. Big ass forehead, cute face and dumb as a rock. Cute video though.

  • Well, if you are indeed Olga, I can see why he was so taken with you :)

  • Perfect response! Very expressive face. Great work.

  • LOL! Awesome! Great work, love!

    Hey, Dimitri and all others like him? This is how women *really* react to this kind of bullshit. Also with lots of hysterical laughter. Yeah, nice try, douchebags. Get lives and stay out of ours.

  • lie

  • lol, that was actually pretty funny, your reactions were hilarious...whar a douche

  • Beautiful girl :)

  • The girl in this video is really hottt

  • 3.27 "theres nothing wrong with me, matter of fact Im one of the few men in this city..."

    understatement.. Seems to me that he is totally fucked. How can somebody like that ever get a girl.