Classic Howard Stern: Southern Woman Got Scammed 1/2

[myrkvargkjetter]

And droves of people still fall for this scam every year,,

[robvader11]

i listern too this once every few weeks. one of my favorite stern show moments. the way it evolves from her calling in and making no sense to howard catching on and goofing on her on the fly to the end when shes gonna fed-ex herself to israel..... priceless.

[saywhatmachine]

the moment he figured it out is priceless

[KokotTheMonkey]

I remember this one.

[suicidalxsamurai]

i didn't know gigsaw was in a sweepstakes.

[grgmys]

"I'll give you $100,000 for your white grandchild." AHAHAHAHA I fucking died laughing.

[Groome007]

LOL my favorite part is at 05:40

[Vaughan8009]

Godamn this never gets old!

[Huntington12345678]

This idiot keeps saying "neither," at the end of her sentences.

"You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."

[omegatr0n1]

yeehaw!! boy oh boy, how on earth did the south loose the war?!!

[czerepification]

@omegatr0n1 lose.

[keld0n84]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!

[GreatGarloo]

"alright! listen to me...."

oh my god....I used to work overnights and listening to Stern at 3am (west coast feed) there were times I would have to step outside because I was laughing so hard.

Good times.

[MindstormRecs]

That creepy howard voice was hilarious lol

[NY1love]

@TheHumbleCat hilarious lol

[mariat08]

How could anyone in their right mind send someone money to get money they "won"?? I mean, you deserve to be ripped off if you trust someone like that!:)

[discokidx1]

@mariat08 uh, ya... i believe that was the whole point of howard's response

[mariat08]

@discokidx1 Yes, I AM aware of that;) However, I felt it needed to be said again!:-P

[Youngmoon08]

I feel sorry for her because she is so old. She doesn't know what is going on.

[mclark1972]

I love the way Howard and his crew can barely contain their laughter when she says that she sent her money to "somewhere in Israel."

[PirateEyepatch]

@mclark1972 I don't think I've heard that one time and not laughed.

[mendex187]

Boy that guy was slick to give her the show's number

[james1200]

Wow. The Nigerian scam was going on even before the internet! I'm in the wrong business!!

[disengagejam]

"How much money can you send me, so I can solve this" lol classic Stern

[chris812125]

Does she even know that she's talking to Howard Stern? lol.

[sserpent21]

@chris812125 No she don't either!

[chartshowlads]

"If a stranger calls you up and says I'm gonna give you half a million dollars, just send my a thousand, YOU DO IT?!"

"Well I did it"

"Why would you do that?!"

Love that bit lol this is classic

[StoneColdBeer316]

I wan to find out who she is maybe she will give me free money.. What a fucking moron

[XxNicoMinoruxX]

I'd kill to have that voice modifier howard used lmao

[sserpent21]

@XxNicoMinoruxX  "ISRAELISFULLOFJEWS!"

[Capeau]

@XxNicoMinoruxX

its easy to do if you know a bit about sound design

[14BeProud]

Don't EVER send money to Israel

[PirateEyepatch]

@14BeProud Agreed and yet the government gives over 10 billions dollars a year to Israel.

[jordanv78]

It's hard to feel bad for people when they are so fucking stupid. Use your brain for god's sake. 

[peach6182]

I'm dying! 911! I can't breathe! This is hilarious!!!

[DamaryMalaveOnline]

Howard: "Was that a loogie?!?!"

Robin: "Where'd that go?"

[ULTRADREW1]

2:39 ......WHAT?!!!!!

[THEUNOTE]

you're gonna fed ex yourself!?!? lol

[RollTehSuidice]

This happened like 3 times within February of 2003.

I almost fell out of my chair when Howard let a lady try to work it out with Wendy The Retard.

[bigscottlarock]

If I hadn't heard it myself, I never would have believed that anyone was that dumb.

[Clown5336]

haha this woman is voting for palin in 2012

[PoisonInc]

Seems that natural selection doesn't work sometimes. I actually did detailed research into this. Send me £1,000 and I'll show you.

XD

[LewisShowsYou]

@PoisonInc

What's your PayPal?

[joemufc2]

no you wont neither

[WolfLantern1]

this show used to be good

[smirov]

hahhah that shows that rednecks are stupid

[vanitycult]

LOL! why are these people always Southern?! I remember watching a news program not too long ago(20/20?) about Nigerian 415 scammers and the people they interviewed who were scam victims were Southern as well

[kalpal67]

@vanitycult i saw that! they were tricked into thinking they were sending money to hot women who were in love with them

[strawhataddison]

i can listen to this call again and again. this woman is such a greedy pig, she got exactly what she deserved.

[adrift923]

LOL, she sounds kind of like Daniel Carver's wife.

[snhtown9]

I'm listening to this and I'm waiting for Howard to tell her to call the national consumer hotline in NY where she can file a complaint, and then Howard gives out the phone number 516-922-9463 saying that's their number. And we all know that's Jackie's jokeline.

[TheRevolutionCanada]

how the hell do people fall for this shit???? Is the Human Race really evolving???

[barneyrebel0123]

This is very well done, but after listening to it a few times, I think I may have figured out, it was a bit. Listen to the prank where they use Ronnie the Limo Driver sound bites, and they call that old lady about getting topless. It's the same old lady in this bit. Again, very well done though.

[charger619c]

goddamn, i hate the south

[redcomic619]

@charger619c Yes, I agree. Fuck the south!

[punished240sx]

@charger619c ..... goddamn , i hate stupid mother fuckers......i hope you freeze to death , get mugged , raped then crushed by a collapsing building...

you are as blind as your governor ... . . . . .

[charger619c]

@punished240sx you sound borderline autistic. you must be from the south

[kenjo4u]

omg.........the world is full of idiots

[ucfdrummer88]

I remember hearing this live, I nearly drove off the rode.

[opurplehazeo]

@ucfdrummer88 Best comment.

[RespectProcess]

@ucfdrummer88 rode?

[kammererbr]

Sounds like an Obama voter, wants something for nothing.

[tigerwoodsondxm]

@kammererbr  true

[opurplehazeo]

@kammererbr Lame. Kick yourself.

[nottellingyou14]

why did she call in? Who gave her the stern show number

[aaxi0n]

@nottellingyou14 the person who scammed her, put stern's number as his number for the luls, so instead of calling the scammer, she calls stern.

[bishop102]

So these are the types that get scammed. I see.

[TheRealEzzy]

I honestly dont know how someone could be so stupid ( If this is freaking real.. )

[wuezili]

I hope this lady dies before she can vote again.

[Dash171]

I used to get AOL calls at my roofing company (the 800 numbers were similar)...I was pissed about getting so many wrong # calls I finally convinced a woman who was having problems with her internet, to "Upgrade to the Gold Package for $29.95 a month"...she was about to give me her credit card # when I hung up on her.....I didn't have the heart to tell her I had lied to her...But when I answer the phone with: Hello, ****** Construction Services....you would think they would realize its not AOL.

[PlayerXT]

Lol fail

[JoeyFudd]

Stern is a master of improv.

[dvsxavier]

wow, this is sad...62 yrs old. and she get ripped off like that.

[pjam07pjam]

these are the kinds of people that are out there that sarah palin is counting on in 2012..VERY SCARY

[pjam07pjam]

people are so stupid. its amazing. holy crap.

[IEatGod]

gotta be a bit.

[DJALLENPOO]

COTTON PIKIN!!!!!

[sserpent21]

EIther!

[TheMatthew2424]

oh shit i fuckin forgot this ever happened i remember listening when it fuckin did hahahahaha everyone was confused like wtf. is she crazy?...

[RatedRKJerichO]

Not a bit! The woman on the phone is my aunt from Johnston, Tenn...she really sent that $1000 and we never did catch that man, and my grandmother still doesn't forgive her lol but it was cool she was forever immortalized for her stupidity on the Stern Show. =)

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

fuckin hillarious!

[saruman84]

This is a bit. Howard said days later that it was.

[seb8809]

Hello, hey, hey, how ya doing?......I"M NOT........and don't laugh cause it ain't funny....lololol

[sserpent21]

either!

[kalpal67]

@seb8809 "You send me the 500,000 and i send you the...........

such a dumb bitch! then she's gonna fedex herself.....what is wrong with this country lol!

[warszawianka]

HAHAHA. She got hit by a Nigerian 4-1-9 scam or something similar.

[FireAlarm]

Ohhhhh this shit is HILARIOUS!

[jetliigor]

is this a bit? This must be a bit. She works for the show and was told to call to make this shit up because i don't believe that people that stupid exist in this world.

[sserpent21]

belive it

[jeremyrfritz]

You must not have ever been to the South...

Dumb hicks like this are a dime a dozen there...seriously.

[ashleynjoey09]

I'm from the south! There's dumb ass's everywhere! Not just here! LoL

[badtown88]

That's true, but c'mon Southern accents are just funny haha.

[jeremyrfritz]

I know, I've lived all over and technically you're right.

I was raised in NJ, went to High School (if you want to call it that) in North Carolina and now live in California. My family still lives in NC, I visit them once a year, and I'm sorry, but only southerners are this proud of their aggressive ignorance. I couldn't get the fuck out of there fast enough. No offense.

[theburymanor]

These are the same idiots who make Evangelists filthy rich.

[jeremyrfritz]

Totally.

[pjam07pjam]

@theburymanor

good point

[makaveli3900]

LOLOLOLOL i know

[halfstep1000]

@jetliigor I believe it too. Just think of all the idiots that give away money to Nigerian email scams..u'd be surprised

[Vincent229]

@jetliigor Dude its totally true...A buddy of mine one time tried to put a down payment on his new house, and just like her ; he sent the money to whack PO box in Africa. When he called to recieve the key the agents number was disconnected and the agent vanished. Needless to say my friend was plenty fucking STUPID

[PirateEyepatch]

@jetliigor You must not get out much. Believe me, the world is over-populated with naive people like this and worse.

[saruman84]

What a dumbass cunt

[Pooternackle]

lol she sent it to israel

[numberoneyonkees]

That`s what America`s all about ... dumbasssssssss old woman

[LEATHERrebelJUSTICE]

This is my favorite favorite of all favorites. There were 2 calls like this I remember back when I used to listen.

[BeefLange]

I think I am the one getting scammed. I am paying 150.00 dollars to sirius a year for a guy that goes on vacation every other week....

[duckfetishgirl]

hahaha. He's terrible. Poor lady. What a nut.

[BrunoPuntzJones84]

Oh my God I can't believe I found this online. I think this was from 2002. Great bit!

[blount47]

holy shit southerners are stupid!

[dave850]

thanks for post

[sserpent21]

"removed by author" means that the person who wrote it took it off since THEY are the author.

[MrHairyNutz]

No it means you took it off LoL

Look at ou explain yourself hehe

so0o funny

[bignosedbastard]

Fred very quick with the music here.

[strawhataddison]

in a way, the guy who ripped her off did her a service. at least howard could explain to her what an idiot she is.

[SDRE1005]

WHERE DOES WILLIAM CRAWFORD LIVE AT

[sserpent21]

I NEED THE MONEY.

[xmasman101]

grandma?

[Pooternackle]

lmao she sent it to israel? rofl it probably helped to fund some terrorist organization

[foxman841]

@Pooternackle Israelies aren't terrorist you fucking dipshit. You're thinking of palistinians retard.

[Pooternackle]

@foxman841 same thing bro. For a millineum the land of Israel was called Palestine. the only difference between the israelis and the palestinians is that one are terrorist jews and the other terrorist muslims. Both sides blow each other up in the name of their religions and both are culturally from the same stock

[Dibrini]

Is this Laura Bush?

[BigPapiChulo]

"I'll give you a $100,000 for your white grandchild." LOL. I love it when they dick around with the callers like this.

[UBABYGORILLA]

WHAT'S THIS BROAD'S NUMBER?!! LOL!

[Dibrini]

867-5309

[Jorrun]

The word Gullible is written on your ceiling.

[catfacecathead]

she spoke to the man yesterday and now she thinks Distorted Howard is the man?

[NOTARAPPER212]

love this fucking shit

[tavo5150]

classic