Primus - Shake Hands With Beef

[AFullSodaCan]

such a tasty bass groove...

[funk45750]

whenever i wonder if there's any intelligent life out thurr somewhere in the universe, why I just come read comments on my favorite primus songs;

separation of church and state. a veggie tales reference. Yes Primus is also the theme music to my bowel movements (thank you, les, for clearing up my constipation just moments before i wrote this.) booyakasha's comment down there, so elegantly versed. whatever in hell this is;

""It shoulda been Hamburger Train.""

TheCrawlingChaos90

[geminirat60]

there's always one who just doesn't get it!

[0k0sMrHazard]

this is the theme song when I take a shit

[TheCrawlingChaos90]

@0k0sMrHazard It shoulda been Hamburger Train.

[SuperIlluminaughty]

one person shook hands with tofu.

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

fuckin' excellent song. Jesus, its giving me the hard-on of a lifetime right now.

[booyakasha11]

Primus is my shit, but having established that Primus sucks

[CoolCoverBro]

This song for some reason reminds me of veggie tales. lol

[binnsbloe]

Thumbs up if youve give away your favorite reliative for les to come over and drink with you for a night. That may be monsterous thing to say, but hey, I suck and I love me some primus.  You all can call me mud.

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

Plus I could totally imagine a bunch of zombies singing and dancing to this song. Dunno why, it just came to mind....

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

Primus Sucks!!! Journey Swallows!!!

[NimrodFedora]

This song has new meaning after watching pcull44444's videos from Pax Prime.

[uiruu]

I think it's the Beatles, Metallica, Weezer... all of them took the other colors. Brown was unappreciated. Always has been. So Primus showed some good old lovin' to the color brown and so... we have this masterpiece. ...Even though it's not their best album.

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@uiruu if you don't mind me asking, what is their best album?

[uiruu]

@banklikefrankwhite1 Personally, and this is just my opinion, it's Antipop. I love every single song on that album.

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@uiruu thank you, i wasn't asking to be a douche, i really wanted to know what you thought...i can't say i agree or disagree though..it's hard for me to pick a best, and it changes from time to time.

[TheGibsonsarecool]

@TheEpicDemon75 no its a reference to metallicas black album because les (claypool) admires them

[DaBestGolferEver]

only 1 person doesnt have balls

[TheEpicDemon75]

Is the name of their album "brown album" a reference to the beatles' "white album"?

[uiruu]

Why is there an ad for the national guard... with a picture of a bible in it? Separation of church and state what? I guess we don't need the first amendment anymore, huh?

[xanos4225]

@uiruu Jesus wants you to serve your country.

[uiruu]

@xanos4225 There's enough puppies over there already. In fact, I think there's too many.

[emekonen]

@uiruu The republicans have hijacked our nation AND its history.

[uiruu]

@emekonen True dat.

[Brikkyz]

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

[ScaryKidsScaringMarj]

@Brikkyz listen to pudding time before you quote a wendy's commercial during a primus song

[CEnforce]

I like this song but, for me, the Brown Album is my least favorite primus album.

[3nz0f3r]

Get drunk and give hand jobs

[metakometa]

this song`s preeetttttyyy !

[PeterPanjer]

1 person hugs with mutton.

[1970metalfan]

i dont ever do this but...

one person never shook hands with beef and drank pork soda from the punchbowl

[uiruu]

@1970metalfan During Pudding Time.

[1970metalfan]

@uiruu yes during pudding time lol

[JeebitJeebs]

I still get a kick out of all these "fans" that bitch about people saying Primus sucks. This is still my favorite Primus album. Every song is golden.

[TheHorrorOfYig]

This is my favorite Primus song ever.

Primus sucks!

[jiri006]

primus sucks?i bet u cant even hold that bloody guitar properly..

[DanTheVikingr]

@jiri006 Div.

[chadro85]

@jiri006 hey "primus sucks" means primus is fucking awsome

[tehnoobbusters]

bet that 1 disliker feels special

[DanTheVikingr]

I can only think of one word to describe this album.

Sludge.

I love this album.

[Meatsparkle]

i shake hands with my beef to this song.

[uiruu]

@Meatsparkle Your comment + your name in that context = literal lolling.

[bbeboutuaa]

I find it hilarious that people still argue over Primus' catch phrase. Oh well, Primus Sucks!!!!

[uiruu]

Wow. This sucks so bad...

It sucked so bad that I came all over my laptop while listening to it. Les Claypool, you fucking rule.

[Dmetal23]

@GregPlaysBass

dumbass poser primus fanboy

[sgtraytango]

It's a shame the band themselves hate this album, people seem to like it still. Oh well, PRIMUS SUCKS!!

[zorth42]

92 likes and 0 dislikes, KICK ASS

[Omnilegence]

Haha, this shit completely sucks.

[smackythefrog23]

goddamn ifn primus sux!

[RevengeOfTheGarden]

Primus fucking rocks!!!

[alucard048]

Primus fucking sucks!!!

[EggoMyLego35]

my fav song by Primus is John the Fisherman. I listen to it every time i go storm chasing

[138WEEZY]

this is my favorite song by primus. Hell YEAH!

[eatshitdiecunt]

fuck I love this bass heavy shit

[bassrocks88]

shake hands with beef

[HoleAss111]

O_O AWESOME!!

[xanos4225]

Hello, my name is Shawn. Very nice to meet you Mr. Beef.

[williamjakespeare]

@3nz0f3r les claypool started the saying primus sucks its not an insult hes saying primus is amazing

[drodjenkins]

\m/ primus does in fact suck. glory be.

[ENDofaugust100]

Sir, I will shake hands with beef.

[ccapraro1]

this whole album has such a great groove.

[dkitty8124]

any primus suckers who remember the days of point reyes and fairfax?shake hands with beef!!

[benfirst]

WTF is this Primus Sucks crap? I can't tell who's serious and who's not...

[KyleTyler43]

@benfirst

I assume you're new to the band.

Primus Sucks is the way Primus Fans show their affection for the group.

In short, Primus Sucks = Primus Rocks

[TheKevtrevable]

Meaty!

[KronikalAnoshmo]

Primus is the only band that can sound good without a guitarist

[MachinimaBrothers]

@KronikalAnoshmo But Primus has a guitarist...

[KronikalAnoshmo]

@MachinimaBrothers

I meant they don't need a guitarist

[Drummr88]

@KronikalAnoshmo Wtf?? Um, they wouldn't be Primus without Ler. Just cause Les and Tim melt faces, doesn't mean what Ler's doing isn't important... Ignorant comment.

[KronikalAnoshmo]

@Drummr88

I didn't say Ler wasn't important dumbass

[oxycleansucks]

Fucking Primus Sucks!!!!

[1970metalfan]

theres a time for lies and a time for truth i say eye for a eye eye fro a tooth

[aliopez]

fuck ya primus sucks

[FraggleBlarg]

x3!! PRIMUS SUCKS :D ! !

[mimoaapp]

5/5

[omgwtfbbqalekx]

primus sucks! :D

[bgggbb]

Primus sucks!!!

[3nz0f3r]

@bgggbb fuck you kid i'll kick your ass

[dansickle324]

@3nz0f3r you aer soo dumn. youre not a reall lfan lof them

[WarInBed]

@dansickle324 people who cannot type coherently shouldn't be calling others dumb.

[1970metalfan]

@3nz0f3r that is there catch phrase if you havent figured that out

[GregPlaysBass]

@bgggbb

fuck you man, primus is incredible.

[bgggbb]

@GregPlaysBass Exactly!! Google my friend!

[summitthescale]

@GregPlaysBass PRIMUS SUCKS is actually a compliment, lol i just found that out today. It's some inside joke thing between all of their fans. He's actually saying they are fucking awesome! I guess they had a tshirt with that on the front so it's become a thing with primus fans.

[jiri006]

@bgggbb is idiot

[bgggbb]

@jiri006 Look it up on wiki dumbass

[ChickinDuck102]

@bgggbb then why are you looking up their videos you fucktard

[muffinsNsausage]

@ChickinDuck102 you mad bro?

[uiruu]

@ChickinDuck102 Primus does suck. They are the most sucky band ever. That's why we love them.

[hellbelley]

@uiruu the best bassist of THE WORLD in in this band, so it does not totally suck, just a bit. lol

[uiruu]

@hellbelley I know, that's what I said. This band has the best bassist. A phenomenal guitarist. They've always had ridiculously good drummers. Their songs are amazing.

So why did I say they suck? Well, Primus Noob, "Primus Sucks" is code for "I fucking love this band and would take a bullet for each member several times".

[hellbelley]

@uiruu

PRIMUS, I WAS LISTENING AT this high on weed, it was crazy fuck.

Do you take something or did you ever ?

[uiruu]

@hellbelley .....I think you're still high, because I can't tell what the fuck that meant.

[hellbelley]

@uiruu

Im saying that was kind of awsome about listening to primus while high on weed.

I'm not english.

[uiruu]

@hellbelley Neither am I. I speak English, but I'm American.

[hellbelley]

@uiruu Lmao

[uiruu]

@hellbelley Uh huh. Alright, so this "conversation" ended, so I'm out.

[Omnilegence]

@uiruu Coward!

[uiruu]

@Omnilegence pffffffffhahahahahahaha You just made my day.

[hellbelley]

@uiruu ok loser .

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@hellbelley i got what you were saying, it wasn't hard to understand

but...good music is good high or not....

but even though i don't do drugs anymore., i won't deny that getting stoned on something didn't help me appreciate the music a little bit more

[hellbelley]

@banklikefrankwhite1  yeah same, i dont take anything snce 1 yrs...

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@hellbelley like i said...nothing wrong with doing, or not doing...enjoying high or not high...

as long as you don't make that your driving force in life...you're good

just saying..enjoy life, and dont worry about what others think

i had to force myself to follow that edict.

it is sooooooo beneficial

[hellbelley]

@banklikefrankwhite1 yea

I had a freakin depersonnalisation on shroom and stopped right after that.

I told people i was another person and they start judging me... they have never lost ther ego thats why.

they cant understand until they ''experience ths kind of thing''

Its the worst nightmare you coulndt ever imagine ( who am i ? what this place ''your home'' -,-' )

it was like ive re-born in a new reality, everything became.. incomprehensible... loll

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@hellbelley i've had that happen before...i left where i was, went home, and laid down face down in the bed...

once i got away from people, i was fine...

we tried again 3 days later because no one had a good time, the next time was a lot better, more like the first few times.

[chadro85]

@ChickinDuck102 dude "primus sucks"  means primus rocks

[foREVer991000]

@bgggbb primus is the best band ever 

[bgggbb]

@foREVer991000 Google Primus sucks ;)

[ichgwoemul]

An awesome yet underrated song! I love it! 5/5

[capasquarello]

@ichgwoemul true, very underrated.