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  • You have really nice eye lashes and beautiful eyes

  • 1:25

  • Most vegan meals ( I'm not saying that one in particular) have soy protein in them. I ate an Yves Vegan burger one time, never again. It actually ranked as one of the worse things I've ever eaten. If your going to be vegan don't eat that shit. Eat beans,potatoes,tomatoes, green things ect. That is real food

  • LATTKES! Except without eggs.

  • Favorite vegan meal? I've never eaten a vegan. I have no idea how vegans should be prepared. Is it true vegans taste like chicken? White wine? Rose? Red? If anyone has eaten a vegan, help me out here. Thanks.

  • @horselips LOL. Nice one. xD I think I taste... like shit. Don't eat me, please.

  • I like authentic Jamaican cock myself.

  • onision the vegan hypocrite

    he likes eating boca burgers, vegetarian hotdogs, that all retain smell and taste of meat

    when he says he is grossed out by the smell of meat (death)

    u do know our taste neurons r wired in 70% to smell dont u?

  • @kilkolio He just said he doesn't regularly like vegan things that taste like meat and he goes on to describe the taste of his vegan hot dogs as different and distinct like a sponge on Mars... o___O

  • what would be cool vegetables made out of meat

  • I feel srry for the plants cuz they have souls ... that's why i only eat meat

    

  • @whatjusthappendSNAKE LOLSOULS! xD

  • Wow really I cook everything from scratch. People say they have no time to cook, yet they spent 5 hours in front of the TV most nights.

  • i guess you could call soy milk a vegan meal,@ideader not everyone like hotdogs honestly i think they're nasty

  • FAKE HOTDOGS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

  • lolz funny but i don't get it why if vegetarians or vegans go out of there way not to eat meat would you eat things that are meet substantiates or even look like meat?

  • The vegan meal that doesn't cost a fuckton of money.

  • Vegan fake meat stuff definatly DOES NOT taste like meat at all, but it is good, i live off tht stuff. And abt 17pounds of veggies every month.

  • I'm eating a baby harp seal tonite.....stuffed with a lamb covered in a sauce made of condensed dolphin oil......did i mention all my eating utensils are made of ivory? ;-) I still love ya Onision....just had to poke fun a little :-D

  • i dont really have a favorite vegan meal. but my favorite meal is very healthful. venison backstraps and deer stir fry with TONS of veggies.

  • vegans are faggots 

  • @748cowboy Yeah and your a dick so shut the fuck up.

  • yurt

  • Ohh i love you -3

  • Ermmm gay? xDD

  • this guy has a hard time even breathing its like he comes out of life support for a brief moment to make these videos

  • you look like a child molester combined with Shane Dawson

  • my dad madde vegetarian mince and chicken honestly was nicer

  • LOL!

  • This made me giggle :)

  • All beef hot dogs are the best.

  • It seems these phony franks cause Onision to fixate on anal and oral sex. Do these have the same effect on girls too?

  • i don't get how he can even say half of the stuff he says with a straight face

  • this video was a total thats what she said

  • i find that fake meat tends to taste sweet, i dont like that so i dont eat the fake meat(but i would try that if i found it)

    peace

  • 1:24 onwads fuking funny also y u vegan i understand not wanting to kill it and eat meat but why no products eg milk because that not butched from them

  • @DTAgaming2012

    He's vegetarian :)

    But he does eat vegan stuff as well :D I do to, I'm veg, but I have like soy milk because you can get like chocolate soya milk, and it has NO FAT! Literally no fat at all, so it's awesome, and milkshake when it's good for you is possibly the coolest thing ever :D

  • are u a vegetarian? O.O

  • @pinkdevil97 no, he is a vegan

  • I'm liking this cause this video went gay and he didn't even mean for it too LMAO!!!

  • im not i vegan but i dont like the taste of meat so i dont eat it but i love cold burnt toasted baguette with margerine

  • even when he said "down your thoat" it was just as dirty as up your ass O_o

  • I love meat... fuck Vegans.

  • @boygrant123 From your channel, i'm just going to assume you're just a socially awkward, immature teenage boy that doesn't know right from wrong and has a low tolerance for others being different. Most of the videos you watch on youtube are probably Youtube Poop. The real world will be very difficult for you if you keep that attitude up. c:

  • I love meat... fuck Vegans.

  • vegans are fags

  • I laughed so hard, and now I am going to have to try them.

  • Tinned fake hot dog...eeeeew

  • YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR ASS! YOU CONFESSED! :O XD

  • Vegan nachos... utterly delicious.

  • @nondairydreamer Being Vegan Rocks. watch?v=Qr6e_PUeHQM

  • They don't sell it anywhere here! D:

  • my fave vegan meal is fruit salad bitch.

  • my FAVORITE emal is meat, problem :/?

  • @marclebest no...

  • @nicotinelolipop good, since I hate when people judge me because I am different, I felt it was a good idea to ask

  • you should try eggplant parmesan! made with vagn cheese and egg replacer!!! mmmmmmmmm

  • Like you can stuff a bunch of these in your assho- i mean.. O.O ..... Lmfaoo, made me die

  • i lol'd

  • i love vegies! :P

    i eat salad everyday lol

    and for meat......i only eat chicken and sometimes pork and i love cows so i dont eat them

  • u get less nutrition as vegan ¬¬ u should eat both

  • @bellyzbad WRONG.

  • @nicotinelolipop yes u get less iron ¬¬ thats why vegan needa take pills for that 

  • @bellyzbad or just eat vegan food high in iron...

  • @nicotinelolipop no its nt alot of vegans have to take pills and i know vegans who hv to take pills

  • @mmFG42 really it varies from person to person, I'm a vegan and I take iron supplement. I'm pretty sure girls need more iron intake than guys.

  • like you can stuff a bun of these in your assh- i mean

    like you can stuf a bunch of these in your butt-

    Like you can put a bunch of these down your throat...

    <.< *awkward face*

  • @MissAsiaw21 your probably some weeaboo animu kawaii desu asian princess. of course you'd find that bit funny. dumbass

  • @MrJonJuda yes, how did you know? :) but its okay because I really cannot find a fuck to give on what you think :)

  • @MissAsiaw21 if you didnt think it was aleady obvious, i dont care what anyone else cares..let alone if they care what I think....

  • @MrJonJuda it's called sarcasm moron :) k bye

  • @MissAsiaw21 Heheheh omfg! That was hilarious!

  • Lol three is no need to bash this idiot for this video he has done a good enough job for all of our needs.

  • @xFlyswatterx Laughing out loud! You're such a faggot.

  • lol smooth xD

  • lol doesn't cover it!!

  • I couldn't stop laughing when he said ass XD

  • @Thecrazyninja01 Haha omg! same here!

  • plant corpses!!! lol

  • YES VEGANS UNITE ( technically I'm a vegan who eats fish peskavegan? Idk I'm not good with my terms) :3

  • Um...where do you get those...I need them..

  • mmmm animal corps

  • i think this is the funniest video i've ever seen from you

  • nom nom nom

  • That was...awkward. XD

  • whats the difference between vegan and a vegitarina

  • @IxLiveX4XTacos Vegans don't consume anything that comes from an animal or something like that. So instead they take over 9000 different kinds of vitamins.

  • @mmFG42 ooooh

  • @mmFG42 Umm.. Your stupid. We take 1 vitamin. A vitamin for B12. Thats it.

    Please don't spread misinformation.

  • @TclardsGaming I thought vegans had to also take a supplement for iron.

  • @mmFG42 Nope. All I need is a B12 vitamin. You can get Iron from spinach and beans.

    B12 is the only thing you can't get from meat.,

  • i thought you were vegitarian?:o

    well you being vegan is all the better?:p

  • woah woah woah. youre a vegan!?

    so am i!

    hell yeah!

  • @TheNocturnalCannibal

    vegans. FTW.!:D

  • 1:20 so funny!!

  • Can I buy this stuff online?

  • Deffiantly got vegan smoothies at sams club, i instantly thought of greg:)

  • @TheCreepyIndieKid 'cos it has egg whites?

  • 1:30 what the...................

    lol

  • haha, im vegan, and i love big franks

  • wow sponges on mars i wonder how tht taste!!!

  • #LOL just looking to see if that orange lol things works... BUT THIS IS FUNNY! :D

  • They sound like some weird hotdogs...

  • macks me wonder wat u do with that food when u brot up butt lol

  • i would love to try it <3

  • I love deer meat especially when you shoot it yourself!

  • Definatly my favorite onision video, haha

  • yeah i don't like fake meat that tastes like meat, it makes me paranoid.

  • I wish I didn't live in Germany, it's soooo much easier to be a vegan in the U.S., I've been eating the same vegan meals for about 2 years now.

  • 1:25 that face is priceless.

  • ^-^ Please always take you.

  • hHAHAHAHAHH WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • i have sum vegie dogs that i bought and am trying to get rid of and they taste ok. they smell like my dogs bacon treats tho.

  • I could never go full on vegan, lol. I would never want to either. I couldn't imagine never eating another hamburger, steak, some chicken nuggets, or a bag of beef jerky. I do drink almond milk though, and i do eat apples and such. If that helps, lol.

  • @TopRamenKickAss What's almond milk? And how does it taste?

  • @RattleheadAnthony It's almond milk, lol. And i think it taste better than regular milk imo. It kind of taste like almond, lol.

  • @TopRamenKickAss I was like that 6 months ago. But then I went vegetarian and realized how disgusting that shit was to eat. And shit is used in proper context here.

  • As a vegan I don't miss the taste of meat whatsoever, but I really do love the vegan fake meaty items. The Field Roast and Tofurky sausages are fantastic. Somehow knowing that they are animal-free prevents me from being grossed out I suppose.

  • I freakin love Big Franks! And Swiss Steak. Loma Linda is the shiz.

  • 30$ plus I pay for a night at a strip club that Onision eats meat! :D.

  • Like u could stuff a bunch of these up your asshole......

    Like u could put a bunch of these up your butt........

    Like u culd put a bunch of these down your throat...

    LOL tht was hilarious hahahHAhhahahahaha

  • I hate that stuff.

  • hahaha I'll have to try those.

    I absolutely HATE the morning star veggie "hot dogs" that taste like real hot dogs it's so disgusting!!!

    I prefer meat-substitutes that taste more planty and natural.

  • THE END WAS AWKWARD

  • like you could put a bunch of these down your throat. that sounded allot less gay......wait

  • Lol xD i lol'd @ the asshole part

  • your mind where did you put it 

  • Wow, that was hilarious and unexpected XD

  • all vegan meals i eat that try to imitate meat taste nothing like meat

  • Vegan Hot Dog in a Can.... Yummmmmmmy :/

  • i dont know if i could be all vegan. maybe vegitarian.<yay typo. for people that are vegan who used to eat meat can you maybe give me a good substitute?

  • i would shove a bunch of them up my assho- O_O thumbs up if u agree?

  • hahaahhah!

  • Some vegan food is made up of soy. I go to a restaurant that serves meals that look like the real meaty ones but everything is plant based. Yum!

  • a sponge on mars lol nice

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    *awkward turtle*

  • You could shove a bunch of these in your assho-

    You could shove a bunch of these in your butt-

    You could shove a bunch of these down your throat..

    AWKWARD!!!!

  • @MCRchick182 it was PUT abunch of these down your throat, not shove...

  • I like uh beans i am not even a veggie i LIKE CHICKEN

  • hahahaha omg that was so funny

  • Huh, I might look into trying those, regardless of your terrible review of them. xD

    My favorite vegan meal would be soy/grain mushroom burgers and leek soup with veggie broth. =9

  • @stevelysteve ooooh that sounds really good :)

  • lmao

  • Oh my gosh that made me fall out of my seat!

  • Good thing those dogs are arent smily as the others..

  • FAIL!!!

  • lmao xD i loe you Onision!

  • he so seeelly

  • my favorite vegan meal is the one with little baby chickens, piglets, and cows all ground up into one long link of tasty animal flesh.

  • 28 people shoved the hotdogs up their ass.

  • LOL. You're funny!!! :)

  • I love you so much Onision. X3 I may one day try those. One thing I do hate about eating meat is that most of the time it makes you feel really "fat" afterwards.

  • i would rather have something taste like meat if i was a vegan but then again i'm not and there wouldn't be a point really if you really wanted meat!. But i LOVE Meat!!..

  • a sponge on mars.

  • Like you could shove a bunch of thies down your assh... Like you could shove a bunch of thies down your bu... You could shove a bunch of thies down your throat

  • dude if u have a real hot dog you know you can grow nuts!?!??!?!

  • awkward

  • LOL! You are my favourite Onision.

  • Quinoa with massaman curry and shiitake mushroom.

  • @Skullrape Lol, i thought it said shitcake mushrooms xD

  • I love those too.

  • i tryed some fake vegan meat its like so wird and i think its like mushroms but i like it

  • ah! i loled so hard!

  • I love you.

  • Im Not Vegen But i am a boy that loves his Veggies ;p

  • MEAT RULEZ!

  • hot dogs aren't made of meat anyway

  • as much as u try to stop ppl who are eating meat theres always one person who wont change so ppl will still kill animals becuz there is a demand and if that person is willing to pay enough animals are still going to die

  • Like you can hold these firmly in your hand