Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear

[Mixis161096]

Ted Bear is Juck Norris !

[xXCharmedRoseXx]

Bear*

[xXCharmedRoseXx]

Ted beat died in a gummy bear trap!  D:

[YaroLord]

BPUFFHBUFHHPTTT ... raisins

[DwarfJesus]

Seems legit

[ITS2forT]

anyone else get the pun at 3:46?? ya know...bear trap? im so alone...

[magicpurplecat]

@ITS2forT AAHAHHAHAHAHAH. Thank you.

[ITS2forT]

@magicpurplecat lol

[britainfan4lyf]

i shed a tear at the end

[TheGirlieann]

this one is cute..awww

[monkeyforce08555]

pfff! RAISINS!

[loonie26]

thumbs up if u think the milk's expired

[Sonikkeyblades4dawin]

his name is Ted Bear... And he fell into a BEAR TRAP

[LubriDerp]

How many drugs was this guy on

[MissyFlesky123]

i dont think those were raisins......

[sairaj1]

hahaha ted bear.

[abruham100]

wait a minute...

Who set up Ted Bear's grave if the camera man was too weak due to his lack of food, and Ted was the only survivor after the plane crash?(I blew your mind just now) either way,this is a funny video.

[naqibbff]

Thumbs up if at 2:19 always happen to you! :P

[cutie1360]

Awwww i feel bad for the starving guy at the end ted wouldnt let him have food

[Mylifeisntbad]

Ted Bear dies while falling into bear trap. How ironic.

[werehog1606]

cheap but funny bear grylls copy? better drink my own piss

[RainbowManification]

He must of got marooned in candy land

[MrDunken77]

If Charlie never got to the real candy mountain, how the hell did Ted!?

[samurai1833]

I was expecting a foreign language

[TheMorris235]

My mom told me once ''bacon just doesn't grow on trees you know'' well...

[TheTravec]

i think it shows very nice how people today have to "survive" in this globalized world...

[AceInTehHole]

3:22 survival of the fittest

[spa1428]

Fucking GENIOUS!!!

[brokencard]

Hamburger-crabs...

HINT: 2:49

[Lubeular]

I haven't watched this video in such a long time :D

[jackrc11]

We need a game of hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia

[elflaco07]

@jackrc11 what is that sounds fun!!!

[spongecrak]

no the first thing u do is punch the tree get wood and make a shelter....lol u get the referance?

[GlitchShark]

@spongecrak minecraft

[Timmytimmy123123]

I don't know what to do once you get a sugar arrow in the knee.

[MrFLUFFY597]

CCHHAARRRRLLLIIIIEEEE Ted Bear found candy mountain :D

[redshark618]

Why was I curiously amused at him taking out a jug of milk?

[starpilot1241]

You know why? 'Cause I'm Ted Bear. lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

[bmw1725]

why do raisin muffins even exist?

[marioglop65]

thumbs up if you think the camera guy eat the rest of ted bear

[SKIYdive]

I didn't surviving is so "Fattening".

[thespencerd2]

@SKIYdive Me neither?

[WashingtonChiefRvB]

Lol, surfing on lava.

[lydias16]

Anyone else notice the starving camera man?

[xFroststorm]

How come Charlie wasn't on Candy Mountain?



[MetaStriker]

Ted Bear taken out by a Bear trap

[PoorBaby5000]

Hahaahaaa

Kool

[TheClumzy7]

who else noticed dat in every part he gets fat...

[quebenful]

Like this if you saw the hungry guy

[LoseTheHat67]

I now got grocery store tips!

[McBluby]

@ngpickles63 Bitch please, I wish everything was real!! :D

[Kgmd588]

@McBluby like ur dick

(troll face)

[pupeve10]

@McBluby and the tedbear?

[Nazikiller11223]

Ted bear is FAT!

[Luyspa13]

"`But Ted, there's no such thing as a fruit fish!´ Well, you're right. It's actually... a crustacean."

This line gets me every. single. time.

[Hyperstar96]

Now I'm hungry.

[EmmaAKARapunzel]

Baconn!!!! We must be under a bacon tree!!

Man that made me laugh :)

[Gamer2470]

my brother put his hands around my neck when ted got his head chopped off it was scary

[silverboom5]

Loved it!

[Dreyster07]

raisins



[windclanforever]

1,051 people were eaten by Ted Bear

[MYNAMEISTASTY]

Looks like the ted bear trap has killed him

[MYNAMEISTASTY]

He should have used his lighter to cook the bacon

[mirotzu99]

da fak is with top comments?

[EMZZO55]

Oh look a bacon tree!!!

[leslie1xgo]

what a fatty

[daret2000]

The same muffin thing happened to me, I thought it was chocolate and it was banana raisin. Bleack!

[baconman789]

thumbs up if u want a bacon tree

[arronsparrow]

nigahiga version: oh hi you didn't see me there because i'm a ninja!

[MasteroftheGoblins]

Died by a BEAR trap.......

[FluffyJay1]

dat innuendo

[tehjefey]

Also...I have to question this: Why the fuck is there a bear trap conveniently placed in front of where he would fall?

[tehjefey]

xD Fruit Fish! BLASHPHEMY

[ngpickles63]

Like this if u wish the Bacon Tree was real!!! <3

[wintertornado]

@ngpickles63 i would like a breakfast tree and the wood is hot dogs

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

@ngpickles63 I bet Epic Meal Time is mad now

[pupeve10]

@ngpickles63 but then wouldn't something go on the bacon and leave poo or something on it?

[WoWZhen]

Bacon Tree... want..

[nameyougottahate]

BACON TREE!!!

[Pattinsonlover9824]

disatra-tastrafy! LOL!

[inmortaltommy1]

beacon tree FTW

[WindowFish28]

THAT is a world i wanna live in!

[dotamaster1994]

whole video is sooooooo ironic man i really love it! TRY TO CATCH UP and then he is 2 feet to the left hahahahaha

[gavengoesboling789]

wats rong with rasians? :3

[158lorenzo]

give me some hamburgers

[Nightstormshadow1]

ALL HE DID WAS EAT XD

[AngelaSilentHill]

@Nightstormshadow1 LOL !!

[AchilleasDrakou]

bacon tree ftw

[xAureolin]

That milk is totally expired.

[KalterspiegelFan]

I want to live in the same world like Ted Bear live.

[halokidforever]

I HAVE THE SAME BLUE LIGHTER :D

[StrawB3rryKitty3]

bleh, RAISINS

[ChuckAndChan]

egoraptor is awesome!

[melon04200]

so it dose grow on trees?

[XSirSpyroX]

Thumbs up if you liked both the top comments.

[MatthewAhnify]

w w w . explosm .net / comics / 1764 /

[Snoetty]

It's funny because he's fat.

[yukiop999]

BOTH STRAPS!!!

[analfreseren]

R.I.P Ted Bear my only hero! :'(

[neverxhide]

2:52 crab hamburgers

[asherm2000]

he licked a pinaples dick

[asherm2000]

he ate the crispy dick

[coolscools27]

lol last picture 4:30

[analfreseren]

Poor Ted Bear :(

[MiotaLee]

I trust him because he has an awesome accent :D

[MrTonytheterrorist]

'But always, ALWAYS remember to check expiration date' lol))) 2:03

[MissyFlesky123]

why does the best bacon look like crap

[xoAutyy]

I own a bacon tree.

[ROFLizackLOL]

lol! i like how he just falls from the bacon tree @ 1:49 :D

[gr1nd3r72]

this guys better than bear grills!

[xmelliewellie11x]

haha i love his voice!

[magicalsmoothie]

One thing:

1. I want a BACON TREE!

[magicalsmoothie]

Two things:

1. I want a BACON TREE

2. 1,047 people are clinically brain dead

[magicalsmoothie]

Three things:

1. I want a BACON TREE

2. I copied the bacon tree thing.

3. His life sucks.

[Ultradudeo1]

ITS A TRAP!

[danskon135]

R.I.P Ted Bear

lol

[generaldane]

he must have landed in gourmet land from Toriko

[NickLetzPlay]

Press 8 for a fail...

[Hundraprocentjao]

Cyanide and happiness Bear Grylls.



[Chkrlos44]

i though this was real til that picture appeared 4:18 wow...

[tarh204]

CANDY MOUNTAIN!!! CHAAAAARLIE!!!!!

[Hisworld1234]

Ted Bear

Bear

Bear Trap

ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!

[HaVana978]

thumbs up if you wish you had that place to yourself

[MusicEntityX]

Candy Mountain strikes again!

[jerzmacow]

3:10 aaaasssssmooodddeeaaauuussssss­ss

[soccerfan20111]

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS check the expiration date!

[TheKidCosmo]

What song at the end

[burningflurber]

Cobboh hydrates?

[UnuuUnuu]

At 3:50 I laughed because he died... Teehee... he was so fat... and he burst because he had too much... Teehee thinking negatively over here ;3

[ONLYTHECHORUS]

is it wrong that i laughed at 4:37

[SmartPufflePro]

Goodbye Ted Bear :( 3:51

[CHINSOMAN]

ITS HOT AND COLD IN THE JUNGLE WHOA

[xSuperAlyx]

WASTE OF BACON! D:



[MrAronthorb]

this isn't ted bear. this is Flapjack and he found candy island



[whatafuuuuu]

sad camera man! XD

[LoLWuT881]

i would hate if this was fake

[TraucoDeLeyenda]

what's the name of the final song? (when ted die)

[Wigglytuff64]

1,064 People didn't check the expiration date on their milk...

[simondv66]

it's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!

[JayCeAy]

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[Nyce2Everyone]

lmao the very end look at the camera man!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guyfamily11]

i love these videos so funnyXD

[MrHastad]

2:29 face map >_<

[137Haddy]

How Americans go camping.

[TheMeganjordan1]

I WANT D BACON TREE!!!``

[goldspeed975]

The sad truth is, most americans can't survive their own weight....

[TheKidCosmo]

@goldspeed975 good point ... sad fact

[Flamingburrito8]

thumbs up if you hat rasins

[CIAwaffle]

@Flamingburrito8 But I like hats made of raisins D: ( I spell at failing)

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

@Flamingburrito8 thumbs up if you know how to spell "hate".

[woweezman04]

@KillEveryoneKillPhil Only 7 people? That's terrible.

[MrNotALoser123]

@KillEveryoneKillPhil thumbs up if you know how to spell raisins.

[006tristan]

@Flamingburrito8 Whats a rasin? And why would you hat them... I like to were hats... I have a really nice one too! :P

[superduck006]

@006tristan When you make fun of somebody's spelling, you may want to spell it correctly.

[006tristan]

@superduck006 SHHHH I'm catching trolls -_o

[dmant552]

@Flamingburrito8 What is this rasin you speak of. I suppose if I knew I might hat them.

[gr1nd3r72]

@Flamingburrito8 well i dont put hats on rasins but i dont perticularly like them

[CombatArmsEuFAN]

@Flamingburrito8 thumbs up if you know how to spell ''raisins''

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

@CombatArmsEuFAN lol didn't see that :P

[rbxmstr]

0:49 its cold... its hot

Whaaa?

also watch where ur putting the fire matey. u might burn the place down

[SuperBrometheus]

@rbxmstr your a fuckin retard all that shit is part of the joke

[rbxmstr]

@SuperBrometheus god.. u dont have to b mean about it... and besides, who doesnt know its a joke? i made a joke about the joke. if u dont like it, too bad.

[zendaya159]

in memory of ted bear

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[zendaya159]

my friends at school keep quoting ted bear

[HumaneHellsinge]

i wonder what bear grylls thought when he saw this...

[Divinidad2711]

Bear Grylls.

[Togekiss44]

No Ted! Don't go into the light!!

[amelia200020]

who leaves a trap on candy mountain :( ?

[EmoLexi333]

if the wilderness was like that i think i would be a naturalist....