Curb Krazee-Eyes Killah

[Mac10Mackey]

it hurts my neck....classic !

[FBGMCLANALLDAY]

You my nigga...... So you like eatin pussy?

[atmenan2012]

its great how the conversation just jumps to "so do you like eatin pussy?"

[SonHouse245]

I love how larry calls him Crazy eyes killer in every sentence "Crazy eyes killer your married"

[YourPalHDee]

hahahahahahaahhaahahaa honestly Larry saying "yes I'm your nigger" is just the funniest thing ever. A white Jewish man saying those words is so fucking obscure and playful.

[domhnallbain]

YO DELICIOUS!!!



[biggboss379]

krazee eyes, Leon and Larry should hang out!

[miekay]

You already got the one fuck.

[n8trsho]

Best Curb episode..ever! Crazy eyes...FTW!!!!

[PAVMATHIE]

ARE U MY CAUCASIAN?

[shuarma0]

so you think you gonna cross me and mess wit ma shit

openin yo fuckin trap and flappin yo lip

dont fuck wit me nigguh or you gon get dropped

i'll snap off yo neck with a crackle and pop

if you say anything you'll beg me to die

cause i'll make you suck ma dick then i'll nut in yo eye

i'll stomp on yo world as if my name was godzilla

IM COMIN FO YOU MOTHAFUCKA IM YO KRAZEE EYEZ KILLAH

[pinhead25]

"I like the Rice Krispies thing"

[cthuluforever]

"I like you...motherfucka, don't hit me.... yeah, yeah... check it out... um, you like eatin' pussy?" HAHAHAHAHAHA or "If you say anything / You'll beg me to die / 'cuz I make you suck my dick / then I'll nut in ya eye" HAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

[chaosinorderrr]

ROFL! @ the little "hip hop" hand gestures that Larry does so awkwardly!

[massimocool]

ARE U MY CAUCASIAN?

[thepantstent]

i like the rice krispies thing, yeah

[Sphinn]

Great scene+

[PrinceVicious]

I am your nigga, absolutely

[PrinceVicious]

I am your nigga|

[joerilla12345]

Damn, Jason Kidd is the Krazee Eyes Killah! Call it a lockout job!

[VonnegutFrusciante]

You're my mother fuckin' caucasian!

[putaaaFok]

I would change the MUTHAFUCKA to BITCH....because the BITCH....Yes

[YummyBaer]

AHHHH You my Caucasian? ARE YOU MY CAUCASIAN?!!! HAA YEAHH!

[Wortnick]

I like anything that tries to end casually with "Alright, Crazy Eyes Killah.."

[YummyBaer]

Check it out yo...Your like eating pussy? What?? AAAHHHhhhhhh MAAAAN you GOTSTA EAT the pussy. Asian is the best pussy.

[Slikrik1212]

"I like it, I like it, uhhhh but I'm a bit too lazy. It's whole to do. Hurts my neck" Ha ha!! Classic.

[wijy5]

I like you motherfucka. Don't hit me.

[dfresh0114]

"No I have to eat the pussy. I can't live without that shit." "Really? You have to eat the pussy?"

[Poopscoop4]

Who are the 8 idiots who clicked "dislike" on this video?

[jpark1115]

yes, i am your nigger, absolutely!

[BigRocheyD]

Killah back in Season 8 in Larry's face then have Leon come to the rescue! :D

[eriksmith33]

So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit? Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip. Don't fuck with me nigga or you gonna get dropped. I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop. If you say anything, you'll beg me to die, 'cause I'll make you suck my dick then I'll nut in your eye. I'll stomp on your world as if my name was Godzilla. I'm coming for you mother fucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa. 

[NNMC04]

I would change the mutha fucka to bitch! LOL

[TheMatthewAaronShow]

We just had "Krazee-Eyes Killah" aka Chris Williams on our podcast, 'The Matthew Aaron Show'. He talks about how he got this role and all the preparation and improv involved. Really cool stuff...He is an awesome guy.

I will be posting the interview on our channel ("The Matthew Aaron Show") soon. He said he would send us some outtake clips as well that are suppose to be hilarious. Will keep all posted on our channel. Great clip 'pimpmandee' !

- 'The Matthew Aaron Show'

[dirtydiamondz419]

dont hit me

[AbbeyRoad52]

"If you say anything, you'll beg me to die

Cause I'll make you suck my dick and I'll nut in your eye"

lol

[lucas198]

yo delicious!

[doowoptramp13]

i will loose the mother fucker at the end and replace it with a bitch

[ragragrec1]

Are u my Caucasian

Yea I am

LOL

[wonstah]

LOL "Yes, I am your nigger."

[phillyeagles217]

i love how LD tries to go with the rhymes

[doctorw2]

this episode had my stomach hurt so much i was laughing so hard.

[guitargamery]

yes man!! but i really love him after watching the 6 seasons in a row ;all the way in 3 weeks...he is really something!! he is that kind of person that will be a remided as a standart type of comedian style for a long time, i think he´s Genius, Period. ( in this matter of course) have a great year guys!!!

[imz1985]

this is brilliant

hilarious scene, but gets even funnier as the episode progresses because larry has heard the rap and is so scared krazy eyez is going to come after him

[liloldmanboy13]

I love this show so much

[williefoster]

so u think your gonna cross me and mess with my shit opening your fucking trap and flapping your lips, don't fuck with me nigga or your gonna get dropped i'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop if you say anything you'll beg me to die cause i make you suck my dick  then i'll nut in your eye i'll stomp on your world as if my name was godzilla im coming for you mutha fucka i'm your crazy eyes killa

[poops1]

LEON VS KRAZY EYES KILLAH

AND THE WINNER iS....... LEON BY A NUT IN THE EYE!

[sowhat123]

@poops1 leons ruckus > krazy eyes ruckus.

[xXRunningriotXx]

8 poor souls don't want to change 'motherfucker' to 'bitch'.

[grenluvv]

you know , and Imma be like this in the video! you know what I mean....Classic!!!

[ZoCrowe71]

best show on tv

[WildCardB1TCHESYeHaa]

LMAO. "What's crackin' playa?" "How are ya?"

[PeaTearGriffin4]

Larry: How are you?

Crazee eyes: Alright, alright...chillin, you know? chillin. how bout you?

Larry: Chillin

[edwordiard]

you dont need 2 fucks

[lanzfriszt]

I'm your caucasian

[Bulldog22031]

"Yes, I'm your nigger"

LMAO!

[maddingo12]

What's crackin? 

[IBreatheGrime]

this is my favorite curb! i even know all the lyrics lol!

[SandrineSoprano]

I like the Rice Crispies bit...

[obaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

larry fucking david xD

[MALIRIPPA]

You Can tell Larry enjoys saying nigga when improovising

[cmw198302]

yeah you're right chuy, my bad. by the way everyone, check out the whole episode on my channel

[louismccall]

Hilarious episode.

[ggguzman]

i love how he seriously contemplates the lyrics and kinda shakes his head at the nut in yo eye part lmao

[SandrineSoprano]

@ggguzman lol

[TheBrooklynn2010]

'L for love'. thats in dodgeball too

[TheBrooklynn2010]

the best is whenever larry is calling to get crazy's address or whatever and he is trying to spell his stage name on the phone

[GearsFortune]

"Imma be like this in the video, like y'know what i mean?" (Then swirls his head and eyes! ) SO F**king funny :D

[reckincrew1]

You like eating pussy?

[ShaithMaster]

here's the thing about asian pussy: it rarely reeks of dead fish, there's some lack of funk juice in there or something.. but its good tho

[SnowDog0]

Wanda aint gonna find out. larry cant break the code

[scottdavis0676]

Something Krazee-Eyes Killah and I both have in common is Larry David is our nigga. I'm white, but Larry is still my nigga.

This scene is hilarious and memorable.

[ClEaNfReAk85]

Omg I love Larry David.

[bpclips]

2:24

[Slikrik1212]

This scene is just beyond brilliant in so many ways.

[abeismain]

I like it, but im a little lazy too do it. It's a whole "to do", it hurts my neck.. etc. lol it's eeehh do i have to....?

[abeismain]

I like it, but im a little lazy too do it. It's a whole "to do", it hurts my neck.. etc.

[ggguzman]

i love how he really reflects upon the lyrics lmao

[Martena56]

The cooch!

[DH2020]

I like you motherfucka!... don't hit me!

lol

[bdukie11]

you don't need two fucks

[joeyjoe12123]

How can anyone dislike this!!??!!

[libertybellafonte]

Curb is one of my favorite shows ever! Larry David is a genius

[santhony666]

Later in the episode where Larry goes "Are you my caucasian?" and crazy eyes goes "Awww man i'm your mother fuckin' caucasian!" CLASSIC

"I'm gonna be like this in the video *does crazy eyes*" LOVE IT!

[Mileylvr009155]

I love this rap!! Krazee eyez is so funny. 

[systemfeletp]

Thumbs up if you want Killah back in Season 8!

[RickRomo]

"I'm gonna be like this in the video" (removes glasses) hahahahaha

[dander337]

That's Vanessa Williams's little brother Chris. He wrote those lyrics himself right before the the director yelled action and Larry had NO idea that was coming. Curb is an improved show, minus the story outline, which makes this scene all the more brilliant.

[bigern79]

It is impossible to describe to someone how hysterical this is. I can't get enough.

[maxlharris]

"Yes, I'm your nigga/"

[jcroldan89]

that's my caucazn

[Emerey2121]

simmons

[livestrong77nyy]

Bill Simmons!

[jaboiii8]

SIMMONS!

[massmissmoss]

Simmons

[ds102]

Simmons.

[ICEHOCEY77]

Simmons!

[thewirelessdrool]

Larry is a god

[fatalbone]

Simmons

[masterdeviance1985]

Greatest CYE episode ever. Thanks for jogging my memory of this great moment, simmons.

[jcrhea001]

SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaimeLannister13]

simmons

[miketharich]

Simmons links this video, but not the Sam Kinison one? Strange. Both hilarious.

[buccaneers445]

simmons!



[byrnepm0]

SIMMONS!

[collegedropout89]

Simmons

[evannati]

Don't hit me

[wilcox24]

where does he say "Are you my Caucasion?"

[snailboomer]

Simmons

[Thuglife1000]

Krazee-Eyes Killah: "You my nigga."

Larry: "I am your nigga."

[kmbudd13]

lmfaooo chris williams = krazee eyes killah



[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

'yes, im your nigger'.

[Slikrik1212]

Can it get any better than Larry collaborating on rap lyrics?...LOL!

[bong246810]

Are you my Caucasian?

[EMCEMITCH]

nigga puhleez

[MrMas61]

Nut in your eye lmao

[TJis16]

It hurs my neck

Classic LD excuse

[bitchgotOWNED]

"I am your nigger! Absolutely!"

[scottdavis0676]

That rap sounds like something that would come out of Larry's mouth LOL.

He's definitely Krazee-Eyes Killah's nigga. David likes to kick it on the block.

[lurch321]

Chris Williams was also hilarious in Dodgeball..............check that out too!

[falstaffswims]

"Yes, I, uh, am your nigger, yes."

[jakeshibby11]

i love this episode

[Illumirage]

I think after he says "don't hit me". I think that's a genuine laugh by Larry, haha.

[Chrisaaad]

His sister is Vanessa Williams BTW

[fmkenshin]

bahahaha the hitting was was the best

[tristessa56079]

"I like the Rice Krispies thing.."

Hahaha

[Illumirage]

Haha, I showed this episode to my roommates (they're new to the series) yesterday. They were about dieing during this part! Hahaha.

With some, with some, flo shit.

[joshuasweeney]

...don't hit me.

[purehammer25]

Best Episode of Curb

[flawlessxxxx]

"You like eatin" pussy?" ROFL

[cerzule]

I love how their conversation jumps from rap lyrics to cunnilingus without any segue whatsoever. Funny stuff!

[grenluvv]

What a great Episode.

And I'mma going to be like this in the video.. like na wit I mean. Classic !!!

[redsoxx2424]

"Yes I'm your nigger, yes." larry david is pure genius.

[Chrisaaad]

@redsoxx2424 LMAO that's the funniest fuckin part.

[Eiffel61]

propably my favorite episode :)

[miw20]

I'll snap off yo neck wit a crackle n pop.

[HCWFPRODUCTIONS]

funny shit, crazy eyes is wearing a star of david

[dagamelord12]

almost indistinguishable from a real rap song

[joeymrules]

This is the best scene ever.

[cmw198302]

In my opinion, this is by far the funniest scene of the entire series. So risky; almost racist, but brilliantly written in a way that allows Larry to get away with it.

[MrBobSolo]

agree

there is a lot of improv going on

[mumbs45]

@cmw198302

"almost racist" ...hmmm maybe to the easily offended. I just found it humorous. The idea of racism never entered my mind.

[Chuy005]

@cmw198302 this wasnt written, theres no script.

[fuckyiuyiu]

Leon and Krazee eyez killah should be friends...and should form a rap group with larry david... come on season 8!!

[randomjrr1422]

"Mutha fucka what the fuck?"

Such a great line. I try to use it as often as possible.

[beachbum625]

Larry David is my HERO!!!

[Djangoblackbird]

"Yes, I'm your nigger".

Golden.

[SandrineSoprano]

@Djangoblackbird Loves it

[elmutto1]

@Djangoblackbird yes, i am your corcasion!!! classic shit!!!

[stratman123]

Krazee-Eyes looks kinda like Jason Kidd when he does his Krazee-Eyes face at 0:58.

[Cambodia69]

He's right about Asian pussy - it's absolutely fantastic! Once you go Asian, there aint' no goin' back!

[pimpmandee]

yeah, espcially as they have a tendency to cutz da nutz with any sharp intrument if yu stray.

[Cambodia69]

No, they don't waste their time with the balls - it's the part which derives pleasure that counts. They will not only cut "it" off but mutilate it to the point where it would be useless to try and re-attach it. Sometimes it's flushed down the toilet or something else. This phenomenon is popular in South and Southeast Asian nations where women typically have no legal recourse against a philandering husband so the best they can do is this. Perhaps they should change the laws, yes?

[Cambodia69]

Oh, I forgot to add this little bit of wisdom: Just don't get caught....

[msa1985]

@pimpmandee Not much of a smell . that's a plus

[WHALEDOGS9111]

@Cambodia69 , Asian girls got no tits

[stevaq]

@Cambodia69 yes,they rarely loose, if you get what i mean.

[Grimpus1972]

@Cambodia69 Cambodia69, it's "Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

[clwilu94]

I dont think people realize how fuucking funny this show is.

[thegertkenator]

i'll make you suck my dick, then i'll nut in ya eye

LOL!!!! Holy crap that's funny!

[mrplymstock]

Yo Delicious! Get a tissue ma man gonna sneeze! lol One of my favourite episodes.

[Sasakiclan93]

LOL i can see y he is KRAZY EYEZ KILLAH

[wintersnowboard]

one of my fav episodes

[DylanRulez69]

check it out u like eatin pussy rofl

[YOUNGJ718]

lmfaoooo yea im ur nigga lol

[joemoma90]

are you my caucasion? yeaa im yo caucasion. lol

[pagedoll]

"I like you muthafucka...don't hit me."

LOL

[jerryhamer]

Yea Krazy eyes heard him say it thats why he said yea thats right you my nigga....lol