Ziva: DIE YOU STUPID MACHINE

[ProudSpeakerofWhale]

Which episode is this? Lol I love Ziva. :D

[TheKimba96]

What episode was this?

[Ptbnl1947]

Any Hebrew speakers still paying attention? Does Cote have an accent when she pronounces the Hebrew words? She has a very slight one when speaking English, so I wondered if it was noticeable when she spoke the lines in Hebrew.

[TheFoundersDaughter]

@Ptbnl1947 I speak Hebrew, and yes, she does have an accent, though not a strong one. She's taught certain phrases by a linguist if the episode needs her to speak in a language other than English. Shalom.

[Ptbnl1947]

@TheFoundersDaughter - Thank you very much.

[VampiraElviraRose]

i just saw that episode a couple hours ago! i feel like doing that 2 machines a lot...... o.0

[Menyalion]

Cool thing about being Jewish is I understood the Hebrew before Ziva translated it. Technically she said, "Shut up please."" Scheket' means "Shut up" and " B'vahkesha" means "Please"

[LookInMyCrystalBall]

"Still crazy then?"

*Ziva Death Glare*

"... Getting off your case."

[jenniferg312]

Good episode. :) and I know how she feels..wanting to slap a machine because it wasn't working for her. But there's even more that's bugging Ziva. Great show. :) I'm liking how Season 9 is turning out so far. One thing I have to say about this show-the storyline is consistant!

[SecretAgentSarah8]

I'm Happy they use real hebrew not some knock off

[merylstreep2010]

@50503032 Because she killed her boyfriend who was try to kill her

[50503032]

ok so i saw the episode and never understude why she was so upset?

[zivaDavidCoteDePablo]

I'm a big fan of Ziva

[zeusmama1]

I forever use the Hebrew part with my family and they look at me like I'm stupid! Love this!!

[futurelawTA]

What episode is this?

[Declan1886mfc]

Watching this video made me think of Kates death In ncis

[ssjdaley]

hahahahaha ziva is awesome:D impossible to not love her

[alanna09618]

I agree with Mrlmastinker. But you forgot Ducky, Palmer, and Jenny.

Ducky: Grandfather

Palmer: Cousin of some sort.

Jenny: Mom, Stpe-mom, or the Nanny

[YourOriginal16]

lol Ziva: it's hebrew for SHUT UP

[abbylaconi]

i would do that any day yell at it and tell it to die

[midna007]

So that's Mossad's protocol...

CIA uses ink-boarding.

[stargazer793]

wow tony is really asking to get hurt



[Wolfknight16]

Weird, as soon as I jumped to this video all of youtube changed!

[Phoenixmedianetwork]

if any1 has seen the 3rd rock from the sun version of this scene i think it is just as funny

soz 4 the randomness of the comment but the clip reminded me of it lol

U GO ZIVA SHOW THAT COPIER WHO IS BOSS

[blonik26]

Copy machine assoult tactics.

[linkinpark40c]

how come i never seen this o.O

[Violet967541]

DIE YOU STUPID MACHINE!!

Hahaha Ziva's classic way of dealing with machines!

[jasperxalicecullen]

Sheket B'vakasha! LOL XD

[you5ize]

-3 srry on my itouch

[you5ize]

MCABBY!!!!!!!;) -3

[TwilightPrincess1127]

This is officially dubbed as me whenever my computer either, A. Shuts down. B. Freezes. Or C. Is just being an ass.

[alexsis53]

sheked pa shaka va

[HappyCalluna]

What episode is this from? Please tell me!

[MusicMakesMeBri]

Dinozzo will die if he's not careful.. xD Oh, & I'm so proud of my roots :D I actually knew what she said in Hebrew :D Gotta love chilling with your bestfriend during Hebrew school looking up inappropriate phrases in the dictionary... xD

[TheCloisFan]

I love Ziva. She's the reason I started watching NCIS and this too ;)

[wikita7]

@TheCloisFan I love Ziva. I think she's a million times better than Kate. Kate was boring.

[MusicMakesMeBri]

@wikita7 Call me a sadist, but I laughed when she died. Like, she was all.. "I lived.. blah blah blah" & then *BAAANG*. She dead c;

[wikita7]

@MusicMakesMeBri Could you tell me which season and episode it was? I started watching that when it was almost over. Just got to see the funeral part. I would like to see the whole thing, just to know what happened. Is it a two part?

[MusicMakesMeBri]

@wikita7 the episode where she dies is in the season 2 finale, and it's called Twilight. Then, the third season starts with Ziva, episodes Kill Ari: Part I & Kill Ari: Part II :) Hope this is accurate.. I'm pretty sure it is though :)

[TheCloisFan]

@wikita7 I liked Kate but I agree that Ziva is a million times better ;)

[xFemily4ever]

"Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault techniques, McGee... She's fine." Lines you can hear on no other show than NCIS.

[wikita7]

@xFemily4ever Gotta love DiNozzo!

[xFemily4ever]

@wikita7 Yes. Yes you do. And pretty much everyone else on NCIS ;DD McAbby and Tiva 4ever <33

[itsmeejenn]

I now know how to say shut-up in hebrew :)

[nmcnees8152]

i never saw this part on tv!!! wtf?????!!!!!!!!

[MsAngleDust]

I think the hebrew for shot the hell up.

[CATSrawsome123]

Those are standard massade style copy machine attack tactics.. shell be fine

Best line ever

[mekagome1]

(Cont) You, Have you had your Mandatory Session with the Shrink?

Ziva looks at him

Tony: Stillcrazy then?

Ziva gives him a Death Glare

Tony: Getting off your Case

[mekagome1]

Ziva: Die you Stupid Machine

McGee: She seems Unphased

Tony: Those are standard Mossad Style Copy macine assault Tactics McGee, She's Fine Hey, McGee thinks your Raging against the Machine Because you had to take down your serial Killer Boyfriend.

McGee: Thanks for that, Ziva I was just concerned

Ziva: I am Fine

Tony: See McGee, She's a Steely Eyed Killer

Ziva: Shikitpavakisha

Tony: I don't know him, Boechetvielle Comedian?

Ziva: It is Hebrew for Shut Up.

Tony: Really did affect (TBC)

[holahellomarhabahi]

Does anybody (my friends and I have tried this, mind you), have ANY idea how hard it is to say (without laughing no less) "those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee?" haha it's HARD. Go Michael Weatherly for awesome acting. Though, the same can be said for all of you. I just especially had to pay him tribute for this scene. That is really quite the tongue-twister.

[ilovemybunnyfreckles]

hi!!

[LolJkingStacyxx]

i thought McGee was the youngest because Abby refers to him as her little brother, and Tony and Ziva have both called him "Kid" or "Squirt"

[Ljkj17]

Ages oldest to youngest are: Tony, McGee, Abby, Ziva

[1greg2stokes]

What Episode Is This From?

[Miley1996Miles]

@1greg2stokes Season 5, recoil

[1greg2stokes]

@Miley1996Miles Cool Thankz.

[MsAngleDust]

I think Ziva told Tony to shut the hell up.

[ishroomy8]

I love the band rage against the machines

[CrissCross407]

Hah raging against the machine :)

[MrImastinker]

Gibbs: The dad.

Ziva and Tony: The two eldest who can't stop bugging each other.

McGee: The adorkable middle child.

Abby: The cute baby.

[triplexxxsatyr]

I don't know. I would make Abby the eldest since she, Gibbs, and Ducky have been together through four NCIS Directors. She precedes Tony being hired in since we know in S1's "High Seas" that she had known a former Gibbs protege, Stan Burley, for a number of years before Burley became an Agent Afloat.

So, no. To me, Ziva would be the youngest. Just because Abby is Gibbs' favorite doesn't necessarily make her the youngest.

[MrImastinker]

@triplexxxsatyr Perhaps.

[WildChilde89]

@MrImastinker

And Ducky's the absent minded, warm and loving grandfather.

[1112meshel]

@MrImastinker i prefer to think of ziva and abby as the adoptd daughters who will marry tony and mcgee and live happily ever after..

[MrImastinker]

@1112meshel Point! :)

[BrothersGrim1000]

@MrImastinker don't forget Ducky, the story telling grandfather! :D

[MrImastinker]

@BrothersGrim1000 Darn, I forgot that one. Thanks, though!

[eveke10]

i want kate (but this do iiiiis FREAKING funny!) 

[wikita7]

@eveke10 I think Kate was ok, but I prefer Ziva, and her story is more interesting. Plus, the dynamics between Ziva and Tony are just entertaining as hell. Jejeje.

[eveke10]

@wikita7 Yes now i think that to xd

[SweetandSparkly]

@amorengano1 UMM GET OVER IT! Ziva's wayyyyyyyy better.

[eveke10]

@SweetandSparkly bitch.

[TheAlienNinjaa]

My BOYFRIEND said this show sucked.

now im single.

[laceylu95]

@TheAlienNinjaa I feel sorry for you, but you deserve someone better. Someone who understand what it is too love NCIS. I hope you ripped him one.

[Balto2WolfQuest]

@TheAlienNinjaa WTF!

[JonasAreCool98]

@TheAlienNinjaa B*tch , please ! Everybody knows this line . Plus , this is the second time you're using it . You've used it in another video too .

[jailbait1005]

what episode is this?



[LisaMcvisaTV]

My teacher at school: *kicks the copymachine*

My friend, Elissa McElvie: Uh... Are you okay?

Me: Those are standard Middle School-style copymachine assault tactics, McElvie. She's fine.

TRUE STORY, I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO TONY.

[Mattboesch8917]

@LisaMcvisaTV very nice.

[triplexxxsatyr]

This episode is at the very bottom of NCIS episodes I will watch. Can't stand this episode.

[mysticcute132750]

ZIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! THE MOSSAD NINJA IS MAD MCGEE leave her alone

[bornthisway913]

mzelliebelle i know when we were younger we would do sheked b'vakah shah, hey sheked b'vakah hey, shah

[MizEllieBelle]

It doesn't mean "shut up", just as cymruisrael addressed. My teachers in Hebrew school used to say that to us. Imagine teachers yelling that. :P

[UncleMikeNJ]

My Grandma used to tell me IBM stands for "It's Better Manually."

[elfaDinozziana5ele]

ahahahaha che eleganza! XD

[TheMackenzieSAllen]

ZIVA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deedlebaleigh]

theres your standard mossad style copy machine assult tactics mcgee

LMFAO

[elfaDinozziana5ele]

ahahahahaha DIE STUPID MACHINE!!! ahahahaha ziva is fantastic!!!!!

I love ziva!!!! XD

[Agfaism]

it is a must to love ziva

[Agfaism]

everyone does



[cymruisrael]

Actually, it is Hebrew for "Quiet, please."

[RaincloudPlay]

@cymruisrael Buuuuut, she wanted to piss him off.

[Tisamoja]

i love the look she gives mcgee when shes walking back to her desk

the "ill get u later" look :P

[flightyartist]

What episode is this?! they didn't mean her FBI boyfriend did they? he was nice....

[NCISFanxxx]

I Did This Once In School and Put My Foot Through It Had 2 Pay 890 Euro For A New One And I Was Put On Suspension And Report =(

[AJandHerCookie]

Like she says in a later episode: "Hitting things fix things."

And she's so right. It works perfectly fine. We all know.

[mkeney]

i never saw this part USA cuts out all the good scenes!

[Tigre01]

They should've kept this instead of cutting it.

[cullengirl9393]

They do not show this scene on tv. I just watched Recoil on USA and it was no where to be seen.

[ElisabethSwannRULES]

@cullengirl9393 Yeah your right.. I wonder where it came from then???

[RazorRaven619]

Teasing the visibly pissed off Mossad Assassin? Nice, Tony, why not just Moonwalk on the lip of a live volano.

[6ix6ix6ixsaid]

@ElzzBellz84 it's 5x16 Recoil ;)

[seamonkey5267]

I now say Sh'ecket Bavakasha when I want anyone to Shut up.

[EllzBellz84]

wat ep is this from

[FanCote]

@EllzBellz84 Recoil, I guess..

[ZeldaFan0003]

Die you stupid machine!! so funny

and than Tony:  standard Mossad-style copymachine assault tactics!! LOL

But the Sh'ecket Bavakasha she finishes speaking more energetically and better than the German synchronous speaker... =)

I love here!! She's sooo amazing ♥

[HabTigo]

i think she has experience with a xBox?

[DegrassiJane3]

DIE! You stupid machine!

[cincinlolz]

i officially did the same thing and our secretary walked in on me killing it and i went "um...it didnt want to live..."

[ilovemybunnyfreckles]

@cincinlolz haha next time just say it was self defence!! :)

[spagmife]

"still crazy then?"

DEATH GLARE

"Getting off your case"

[petrixthedevil]

haha sooo funny..DIE YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!

[Zookimer]

"Those are standard Mossad-style copymachine assault tactics"

Lolz

[vidmastr27]

HAHA! I find myself doing the same thing to my computer alot as well.