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[Blaxland02]

This is the worst video I have ever seen in my entire life. Take it down you embarrassing fool.

[visualdragonic]

My ears exploded.

[WorldOfChaoz]

who the hell are you?

[adjustedjohn]

Lara Bingle the truth. Adjusted John's Junk Band Association.

[TheAltair4]

Where the bloody hell am i? I'll tell you where the bloody hell i am. In the bloody emergency room after the heart attack that 0:04 nearly caused me to have. lol

[JaredKelso123]

I love it, funny!

[liberalsRhypocrites]

kkkkkkkkk

[Jagwa3]

haha i actrually thought it was quite good. You have to admit the yank nailed the accent

[HornseDizzleWWE]

woooow.. of course its an american trying to disrespect Australia when isnt it them?

[peu423]

fucking prick this is shite

[toddissofullysick]

Americans, can't you tell by there lack of education?

[stanleybigfare]

It sounds like more brainless Yanky kids with to much time on their hands!! Wankers!

[aprilblenk]

Wow I wonder why it was rejected... -_-

[mathew200000]

My speakers got raped too!!!!!!! Stupid pencil neck kids

[jonnyzz139]

Distorted over-driven sound is just a pain in the ass.

[gstaite]

haha. cool

[KEVINRAFFIN]

there is a lot of sick people off language- on you tube what is there children be like from there tounge

[batoo1994]

my speakers got raped..

[coolcunt1]

@orkneymist

Because it's dick was bigger than yours right? ROFL owned.

[anusmcshitswab]

your a rejected australian

[cheatahcrazy]

Ermmm, you may of already gathered this from the other comments, buuuuut it ain't that great dude.

[coolcunt1]

HaHa, You fucking fail just get the fuck out... I hope you get a free trip to Dreamworld, Then on the way, You crash your car, fall down a cliff and get raped by a tribe of abos.

[LATIN0FLAV0UR]

i hope you get mauled by a croc

[OM3ALE]

aussies are weird.

[MrMansauce]

i'm confused,does oOo swallow or not ?

[yeaboy233]

dryest cunt ever mann

[omiy33]

@o0oMaGeFtWo0o you have speak like that cus you convicted desendent

[KEVINRAFFIN]

@o0oMaGeFtWo0o you are a very sick little boy

[iloveyouraiz]

@o0oMaGeFtWo0o U CAN SUCK UR ABORIGINAL DICK FIRST HAHAJA

[MrSimsize]

@o0oMaGeFtWo0o nazi nazi nazi oi oi oi

[athlon64man]

i hope u die of fucking aids u little faggot and btw your mum has cancer

[uniocestudios]

hey man, Fuck off!

you can go and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time, for all I care.

[emerlander]

uhh.. but this actually made me laugh =S

[robbodeyobbo]

GOOD ONE>

ROBBO DA YOBBO

[sonofthedestroyer]

LOL

[millencolin17]

lame

[LouellaMorticia]

:( This SUCKS

[StabyMcStabStab01]

Im Up You Mum's Arse!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Beanseventeen]

AhahAHAHAH! Kinda lame tho..

[heathledgerslover]

holy crap ahhh. (:

[WWii2110]

aussies ar grat and layed back

so fuk u who disses em

[Maarabaninho]

"let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law, and if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for woman to speak in the church."

1Corinthians 14:34-35

[WWii2110]

...............

[GSdudeUK]

well WHITE ANGLO Manly & Cronulla NRL players have been charged with rape, glassing girlfriends faces and blaming it on flatmates and also shamed for racism and sex scandals!

In contrast, a MUSLIM Bulldogs NRL player called Hazem El Masri is the highest point scorer in NRL history and not only is he the greatest ever, he is a great role model for kids to follow!

Please do internet search and type Manly & Cronulla NRL players and all the disgusting & shameful acts will come up for you!

[Daniellesmummy]

BUT muslim men treat women like shit...NOT something we want our AUSTRALIAN children to grow up thinking is ok.

In fact muslim men will not conform to the Australian culture and think it's perfectly ok to RAPE women based on what they wear.

[MrSinAfterSin]

Coffs Hrbour ring a bell or gross salary cap cheats perhaps? Great culture at Cheatabury you've got going there.

[GSdudeUK]

Aust. Day 2009:

In the Sydney subub of Manly, hundreds of youths draped in "Aussie pride" livery wore slogans declaring "f--k off we're full" as they smashed car windows and ran up the famous Corso targeting non-white shop keepers.

A 18-year-old Asian female in one of the cars was showered with shattered glass, giving her numerous cuts to her arms. She was treated on the scene by ambulance officers.

Taxi driven by a Sikh Indian was also targeted while an Asian shopkeeper was bashed

[JackiieBrownn]

Mahn,, itt's soo funny watching people fightt lol..

NZ vs. Aussie...

They are both great countries :D

Although I live in NZ.

[Gurizin]

fuck you from the bottom of my heart

[Codis998]

LOL! aussies will be aussies

[lilmikey4112]

¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ post to 3 other vids

¨°º¤ø„¸ Copy „ø¤º°¨ press F5 twice

¸„ø¤º°¨Paste ``°º¤ø„¸ OK

¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur background

amazing!! :)

OR ULL die Today

(sorry! it scared me and I had to do it!

[frozenflame456]

my last comment was pointed at maniakdavid

[bmxracer91]

o wow if i knew a faggot

it would be u

[Madelinexxox]

OMG, some of you people piss me off

the fuck with history aye, yeah woopdidoo the brits came over and screwed up the aboriginals way of living

honestly if we AUSTRALIANS could take that back we would but hang on it wasn't our fault it was the brits!

and we are paying for their racism against aboriginals

but lets be smart and forget about the past and look at what's going on now I'm seriously over history there is nothing we can do about it, what's done is done we can only learn from the mistakes

[maniakdavid]

dingo stole me baby! haha stupid aussies

[frozenflame456]

least we aint sheep shagers

[maniakdavid]

hmmm.... are you sure

[MushroomLOL]

Pretty sure.

That's why all the Kiwis come to Australia. We have virgin sheep.

[Helmut83]

That's right. Damn Sheepfuckers!

[Det0n8ted]

What no their Walibie Wankers go NZ!!!!!

[Helmut83]

These Sheepfuckers seem not to have schools. You spell it "Wallaby", piece of ignorant!

[Det0n8ted]

What a sheepshagger is a person from new zealand that is me a wallaby wanker is from australia dum fuck. Stupid fuckin foreigners dont get the whole aus vs NZ thing. get it right or dont say wrong shit like that at all!!!

[Helmut83]

First of all, learn to write with commas and stops, it will make it easier for other people to understand what you are trying to say. In second place, who cares about not getting the stupid fight between the two buttocks of the world? I was only saying NZers are sheepfuckers.

Ah, and congratulations for learning to spell "wallaby" ;).

[ImmortalInflames]

lol haha

just remember NZ, the population of sheep is more than humans on your little island ^^

[blUdz18]

did you forget that the number of sheep in NZ also outnumber people in Aus. Stupid fuck! Where do you think all our sheep exports go to? Haha you stupid animal!

[blUdz18]

We Kiwis need somewhere to feel superior! LOL

[TheToyBallerina]

A comment directed at GSdudeUK:

Look here mate! That is the biggest load of b/s ive heard in my life! I actually laughed at ur ignorance!!!!

I am a 'white australian' and i dont agree with the white australia policy at all !

btw....

the convicts were from ur country...

U JUST INSULTED UR OWN COUTNRY U IGNORANT SHIT!

Lol! Ppl r stupid...

[GSdudeUK]

Australia is a nice country but the criminals that inherited the land are the most racist people in the world!

these white people killed the enitre Aboriginal community of Tasmanian and then they have the face to say that they are defending their country against terrorists!

Well at least there are 2 less active terrorists operating now in Australia:

John 'fugly' Howard and Pauline 'slut' Hanson!

I wonder if being a slut is an Australian value, Pauline?

stupid dumb bitch!

LOL

[chickflix1995]

awesome

[terrier136]

but then again, it was your country that colonized us!

[AustralianLUVER23]

how retarded

[Nalleko]

Why dont people die when I want them to? :(

[freetramapoline]

unfortunately, it just doesnt work that way...

thats why god invented GUNS

[tomisaacs101]

I dont think GOD invented GUNS

[terrier136]

then who did?

[tomisaacs101]

Try us!

[terrier136]

if only shooting people was legal....

[DaPony1736]

who stops us??

[terrier136]

everyone.... unfortunately

if it was legal i would've shot 'bout 20 people by now... or more

*shifty eyes*

[DaPony1736]

well why dont we just shoot everyone??

[terrier136]

hmmm

[robbyjude]

please do me a favour and stop existing

[kareniih]

??.. soll das lustig sein, oder was?

[8metallica9]

fuck you, you dumb cunt!!

[kizzer132000]

fuckwits

[saraswati81]

lmao... very lame but very befitting

[Mokuliwah]

hahahhah

[eyupmeducks]

not good

[stefalef]

i actually thought it was helair ahaha

[acrispybird]

shit

[bingz88]

prick

[xxRUCHIxx]

stupid

[ggallin366]

gay

[turbovlt]

WTF!!!

[adriperdomo]

LOSER

[123BenjaminYates321]

lol

[troysfreakinawesome]

ur a loser

[ibullman]

DUMB.

[elliotlovesfox]

HAHAHHA LOVE iT

[marty1fc]

hahahaha that was awesome

[lakelustre]

better than the original. Brilliant!

[crystadette]

a bit too fast really but kinda funny.

[paratrooper6]

rofl lol, much better than the origonal

[englandftw111]

rofl

[Demoist]

OMG LOL LOL THAT WAS FUNNY AS

[xxxfadexxx]

LOL that was so bloody loud! but yeh that was dumb == i didn even know that was meant to be a croc..i thought it was like a dinosaur or something

[RasmusThorupKoudal]

Ehm...Australia is inhabited by the most awesome survivors of the human race. A siberian is water compared to an Australian. Everything in Australia -will- try to kill you. Weather, animals and anything else imaginable. That's fact.

[2MarDunJac2]

LOL, 'Where the bloody hell are you... buried?'

[lewisevans27]

this is not an aussie i am an aussie and we really dont fight crocs everyday or ride kangaroo's to school... chances are it is some tool who thinks australia is full of dangerous animals... and please dont have a go at a whole country cos someone was a twat

[paratrooper6]

oh shut up ya tool

[alinkinthefuture]

it was a joke lewis lighten up we know you don't ride kangaroos

[roosterrocks]

im gonna fucking kill you that was so loud if anyone in my house woke up im gonna kick your fucking ass damn ausie

[lewisevans27]

see message

[roosterrocks]

what the fuck are you talking about

[hastalavistababy45]

up yours

[shippo26]

and what is ur answer? ur sevay says funy!!!!!!!!

[WMAV01]

you crack me up

[GayKidCharlie]

LOL

[TrueBlueAustralian]

Have a look for a program to download called Crazytalk will do this video heaps better for you and good fun aswell.

[irejectreality]

crazytalk is a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!

but still quite fun!

[sirguyofsebastian]

I tried it ages ago, and I dislike it with a passion

[irejectreality]

agreed. i made a video with it, it was pretty funny, but FOR GODS SAKE 2 HOURS FOR 30 SECONDS?!!!

[shippo26]

who would want to learn?!?! but i like the fun part but only the fun word!!!

[jessywilson]

LOL that was awesome. I bet we would get tuns of tourism here....

[245lucky]

I'M sure that got alaugh!

[Tinkidink]

LOL! That was funny!!