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  • Can anyone tell me how many marbles Ali had left?

  • PSLE got no kick. O levels are over rated. A levels are under rated.

  • "It's not as if life would throw you problems you haven't prepared for...!"

  • Sure 100 mark one lah

  • What the...questions doesn't make sense but is hilarious!

  • 3rd question is the best

  • WTF!!

  • @AlexTeddy888 "Father" ?

  • c) Ali hahahahahaah lololol

  • OMG! I confirm get 100/100 marks for PLSE le

  • awesome! My psle oral tommorow, so worried!

  • @prowar25 Good luck, we are on the same boat!

  • if o level is this easy, i dun mind

  • LOL!

  • wat?!

  • I took psle last year and I got 157 and go normal academic

  • HAHAHA ten-year series... OH THE GOOD TIMES

  • lol. Magnesium

  • ten yr series if for O lvls and A lvls leh, where got PSLE one?

  • damn PSLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it feels like my head is going to explode!

  • @owq1 Seriously? PSLE is chicken feet. @minker84 you're right. Alevels are much worse. PSLE is dust compared to O/A levels.

  • damn PSLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it feels like my head is going to explode!

  • agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­

  • i so damn stress y they give so hard????grrrrrrrr PSLE comin very soon

  • can put lyric mah

  • Epic.

  • walao

  • PSLE!!

  • Walao eh!!!!!!! The goddamn motherfucking moe is like sibeh guailan sia they minister so wut? Upstairs so wut they tink they scholars warrant them to bully ah right???!!!

  • @austintoh we SHOULD blame the MOE

  • walaneh they sibei kaobei leh

  • depends on your cohort. REALLY. (due to the bell bar curve)

    each year's exam papers are different and your score is mostly based on the entire primary 6 cohort that year (which means, if you are lucky and most ppl score lower than you, u'll get a higher aggregate score! ^^)

  • @fhl11 Lol... It depends on which class you're in. If you're in the good classes, you get da best of the best. If you're not in the good classes, well tough luck. You get all the shit the good classes don't want

  • LMAO, parents always complain when the questions gets too difficult or easy! hahahahs!

  • lol this is just filled with irony - "it's not as if life would throw you problems that you are unprepared for!" LOL.

  • @ssanimess Its sarcasm, not irony

  • But uhm... parents complain about the PSLE papers EVERY year... that's what I thought!

  • they did do something about it. This year, 2010, psle maths examination is alot easier.

  • @x3LEMONz lol agree

  • Huh no matter wad PSLE math.. should be simple

  • LOL. took psle last year, okay what. 

  • this year psle very easy

  • i took the PSLE last year and the last question was VERY HARD,even secondary school students can't do them!!!

  • there's ten year series for primary schls? haha i tot oni secondary schl got

  • I find that people should not blame MOE on the papers they set for PSLE. There is no easy or difficult paper actually. For example like math, no matter how they change the question, the concept is still there. Even if you say that it is difficult, others will think its difficult, but if you did not score well and others score well, you can only blame yourself for not studying hard enough to deserve those marks. I can understand for those who studied hard and get a low score. Just try harder !

  • I wish PSLE was liddat

  • ALL IS D LA if PSLE like that so easy then good loh :(

  • lol

  • omg! i wish psle like that

  • E difficulty of national exams here are just getting higher and higher. And one thg tht bothers me a lot is tht these exams arent really testing e intelligence of kids but how hardworking they are. E more u practice and memorise e higher e chance of u getting better grades thus labelled smart. This is absurb! Its just turning kids into efficient money making machines for e future. Human values arent taught in depth at all. Its all abt COMPETING. Sad really.

  • 09 even more hard LOL

  • Ali had 47 marbles he lost 3/18 to Robert in a duel, then he planned to give 5/14 of them to Margery but before that he was murdered and lost ALL his marbles. However, he gave chase and recovered .72 of them. Walking home, he saw a beggar and gave him 12% of marbles he had left. How many letters are there in Ali's name ? A. Steve B. Hot potato C. D D. 3

  • @iHakuren he was MURDERED.... however, he gave CHASE...

    hantu (ghost) lol.

  • @2cerlinda2 it's mugged not murdered =.=

    it means robbed

  • @iHakuren my answer is D

  • stupid

  • Taking PSLE this year -.-

  • @PuRity653 Probably very easy for you,every year its getting easier,last year i take get 198 only:

  • The PSLE math papers are too hard. It involves algebra and simultaneous equations to solve some of these questions, and these types of questions are only covered at a secondary level. It will only be a matter of time before basic lower secondary math is incorporated into the primary school syllabus, trust me.

  • @blazflare that's true... but it's an unavoidable trend as we try to teach more in lesser time from generation to generation. haiz, pity the generation after me... 

  • WAD THE HELL IS WRONG WIF PSLE PAPERS?! MOE GT PROBLEM ARH? WAH LAO EH

  • Hahaha... How I wish these question appear during the o levels examination....

  • The post man rings twice lol.

  • This year I am taking PSLE -__-'' (BTW, I am 14 years old for some reason)

  • @SegamenXp stay back

  • @SegamenXp OMG good luck now.stayed back for 1 year ar?jia you

  • @mapleXBestThiefX no lah, enter school late only, no stay back anyway

  • @SegamenXp Good luck for ur PSLE

  • @CookieForce

    It was hard. Very hard. D:

    Luckily alot of people did badly or else my result would've died like some rubbish.

    I got A* in Maths O: And I thought I would do shit in Maths. Because the paper was crazy mad tough.

    I got 250.

  • Ai ya, if the paper is difficult, then everyone would not score well, and the marks to get an A* will be lower...

  • This shows that Singaporeans love to complain much about everything. AHHA

    Be it ( the questions) easy or not, they would still see the ugly side of things.AHHA

  • 1. if Bob and Samuel have one tomato each, what is the total number of tomato they have. A. ? B. Magnesium C. Ali D. 2

    2. Container A is filled with water to the brim. Water poured from A to B till share same height. HOW MANY CONTAINERS ARE THERE? A. Giraffe B. 25 cm C. The postman rings twice. C. 2

    3. Ali 47 marbles. give margeride, get mugged......give beggar 12% marble. HOW MANY LETTERS ARE THERE IN ALI'S NAME? A. Steve B. Hot potato C. D D. 3

  • @tetrix1993

    A. Croatia

  • @tetrix1993 Lols. I agreed this for our PSLE. It is to easy!

  • @tetrix1993 Qn1. Answer A is Croatia. some country

  • Lol i took the 07 psle paper and that was the only paper i got A* lah... was super easy compared to my prelim paper... my T-score in school was 198, PSLE 241.

    Maybe parents kp only lah, along with their children even more kp.

  • @muieneuu i took my psle in 2006. every year the standard of the paper will change. see u heng or suay only. u r one of the heng ones get easy paper. 2006 maths paper final question almost no one know how to do. :X and its not parents & children wan kp. its rly hard. lol.

  • @MackerelAssasin Lol every year, even mine, there are bound to be some parents who just want to complain cause their child didn't do that well. it is not that no one knows, it is just that only some know. Its good to have a hard paper anyway, so nobody actually gets a perfect paper and is a better platform to judge your standard.

  • Why my psle question not this easy? MoE!!!

  • This is too easy.

  • zzz Math Stupid la y exam so hard niah moe put so much effort in paper fow what? isit wan ppl fail math?

  • @walfy123 why are you complaining?? this is the reason why singapores education system is good! anyway, you do have a choice. if you feel taking PSLE is of no use cos its so difficult and you will fail, why not just go out and start work or do whatever pleases you.

  • Wow if the MOE could do that, ill kiss GKS on his coffin now well..... 2 hours before of course as his burried at 4pm

  • lol.... last question: ...........12%. how many letter ... lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Omg the questions so easy lol

  • Lol There is seriously no point in obsessing over your PSLE results. Like great, when job applications are shoved in your face your PSLE score is totally going to matter. But at least Singapore is starting to change from the once narrow minded perspective they had.

  • i got 190 cos i never study everyday slack. 2009 PSLE

  • @atye1997 i got 203 and i didnt study haha :P

  • @w3inner well done

  • I haven't HAVE PSLE, don't know how it will be like! I think it's TERRIBLE.

  • Don't you notice we study for one point? Earning money! We do have to study for communication, but can't we do that until we're like... 12?

  • PSLE quite easy wat(: i got 4As !!!

  • But before that he was mugged and lost all his marbles. :)

  • some ppl got A* this year because the mininal mark to get distination has lower, from 91 to about 60 . so quite a number of ppl got A*. - this year math paper is rather a give away to those who have work enough.

  • no wonder so many got A*...i duno about the maths paper last year, but the question that they showed on tv with that girl and her father complaining the paper was too hard was in fact very easy. just use a model. that kind of question primary 2 also can do already. she's just stupid for her age.

  • U understand shiit blood no ball sack

  • whats the point of studying anyway? all the jobs in singapore is going to be taken away from us if the import of "foreign talent" doesn't stop. singapore is no longer a home, it is a hotel. so much for some guy saying that the "foreign talents" make more jobs for us. i really don't see how. we are too overcrowded already. i just returned from taiwan yesterday, and singapore can really learn from the taiwanese. the first step is to export all the "foreign talents" back to their home countries.

  • @TheMadBat113 And why would the government be putting so much effort to bring in foreign talent, have you ever thought of that? And there are more foreigners doing the shit that no one wants to do. You want to complain about them too?

  • The math questions is not hard, they are testing on the concept . just by doing the 10 years series does not really hard.

  • anyone put nan chiau as choices?

  • haahah i got 231 and i thoughht i was zer best weeeeeeeeeeee

  • i gt 235^^

  • uhh. i never studied for psle but got 265. higher chinese got merit. AND I AM NOT A CHINA MAN. i am a full singaporean.

  • WTF!!! I got 202!

  • Awesome! this vid is so funny. haha.

    Actually, difficult questions are meant to filter different abilities, it's MEANT TO BE THERE. even if you cant do those, it's not like you wont get A or A* if you get the rest correct (meaning you just have to be careful)

    10 year series is retarded. i didnt even touched it and still got A* in PSLE. :D Cheers!

  • We just got our results today. The maths paper. So hard... I got 244 only ):

  • @silkyflesh

    Thats ... impressive ...

    REALLY impressive . 244 is ALOT for aggrigate .

  • 244? damn i only get 177 sia

  • I got 224, i don't give a damn but my parents complained like hell sia

  • at my time, it was the science paper.... very tricky i remembered..

  • zzz PSLE so easy

    i pass with flying colours

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  • option D is always the answer....

  • i in year PSLE.i found 3 questionin math different only zzz

  • mr.brown really is a genius!

  • lol i do psle maths 2 years ago so simple cause no calculator

  • yes u r dam right!!!!!!!!!!! it is fking hard

  • omg 12 year olds are not only on you tube, they are swearing as well? what is the world coming to.

  • thts was u call a typical singaporean boy

  • so? i am 13 and so!!!!!!!

  • haha you are complaining so much about your PSLE. just wait till you get to your Alevels. You'll be pulling you hair out. save the swear words for then.

  • i am aready pulling my hair coz tomorrow is my result giving day

  • @minker84 Yup. 12-year-olds in Singapore know all the bad words. THey start bad words from the age of seven, based on my experience. The first word I learnt starts with the letter, "F".

  • @minker84 yes we are :)

  • @minker84 Its ending, comrade. Its ending

  • @minker84 =.= 11 year olds are online too.

  • If I were taking that PSLE next year it will be great but I took it this year

  • SAME

  • yah damn hard lah!sure die=P

  • ya im taking tis year psle it is damn hard

  • lucky last year easy... i took it last year.

  • LOL Question 3

  • wa lau psle also can complain lol.

  • lol...

  • PSLE 2009 maths Very Hard I Cannot Do Sia

    i Can Do Only The Basics

  • Yeah... This year 2009 also very hard..

  • Today's PSLE Math also difficult.

  • Fk...my PSLE is net year. I'm from Nan Chiau Primary School... They don't do shit do help us...

  • mr.brown show will call ur school as Lan Jiao Primary School.

  • wtf? its not even funny la, its stupid.

  • lol it wasnt that bad larr. i took the maths 2007 paper. hahas

  • read between the lines... its not really abt PSLE... lol

  • psle wasnt that hard...

  • @CookieForce you got to be kidding me my sis say psle damn hard and r u from raffleor some good school

  • man, this is insulting our intelligence. how could you guys be happy?

  • walau make students stupid sia LOL 5/5

  • wah , i am taking my psle this year !!!!!!!

  • LOL. i took mine 2 years ago. wahlao. you know the question for the math is like killer lah! i hope that was the question for PSLE was this easy lah! every one A* liao lah!

  • erps. lol i took the same year as u n its kinda easy xD

  • I wish this really was last year's paper.

  • So easy ! Tis year my friend taking Psle .Tis kind of question gd lor

  • tis is nt in the psle fool..

  • AGREED TOTALLY~

  • LOLZ how many letters are there in ali's name.... LOL

  • very funny

  • I this year taking psle leh , damn hard . They make the questions super tricky sia!especially oral nth much to say , reading add alot of ..... you noe. Haizz am i suei???to take psle now???

  • hahaha the last question really wad the hell sia... at first give some marbles to 2 ppl... den dropped all of them... den recover .72 of them... den give cbk beggar 12% of marbles... den in the end juz ask how many letters are there in Ali's name??

    LOL!!

  • lol i hate the system now psle no matter how jialat also got secondary

  • kaka, the content of the question seems so difficult but the main idea is for baby to answer? How can my son be smart? :))

  • The last question cracks me up!!! LOL!!!!

  • eek! I only got 231 -.-!! PSLE 2008.

  • some of us don't get over 200, alright?

  • OMG. Sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone in the comment I made.

  • I only got 188 haha

  • some time i really wonder.... PSLE for what sia. just to seperate NAs. Express or the NTs??

  • agree lor not fair lor ppl get less mark then NA then express people look down on us

  • i agree wif u.

  • How many letters are there in Ali's name?

    LOL.

  • LOL.

  • WTF LOL

  • i oso scare

  • No... President Speaks Laosy English so... Please Stop Learning English, which may lead to everything.

  • ZZZZZZZZZZ..

  • I got 222 for 2008 PSLE only.

  • PSLE means  P-people S-speak L-lame E-english

  • LMAO!!!

  • wa i scare sia this year i psle sia

  • ROFL !!! LOLS MUAHAHAHHA

    EPIC PHAIL

  • Haha. wth totally irrelevant

  • WTH

    ask so long then ak how many letters does ali ahve in his name .

    DOTs~

  • Right before the PSLE, I moved to Canada, so I got to skip it!! HAHA.

  • bloody lucky toot