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  • in soviet russia this was called prime quality road

  • "Hey, honey I kind of got the car dirty I hope thats cool... Should be fine for soccer practice tomorrow"

  • wow i feel bad for it! XD

  • Thats the muddiest porshe you will ever see.

  • I hate rich people

  • @CroCommando why

  • @todor425 Because I'm jealous :)

  • Porsche cayenne sUX .....

  • that wheels had no effect

  • LR..all the way sorry porsche, stick to cars

  • lo unico que puede pasar eso es un puto tractor pero de lo enormes... es como meter las manos en una masa en preparacion hahahahhaa

  • ùhm_í_fêel_sø_lÔÑèlY_tODÅY

  • hhaaahahaha that car is like 80K+ dollars and my lancruiser witch cost me 6 grand and invested 10 more could crawl over the cayenne in the mud .... cayenne is a beautiful car for the ROAD.... nothing like a landcruiser (old ones)....

  • notice it says evo on the bak windo 0:48

  • Nice piece of german engeneering gets stuck in the Russian mud. AGAIN.

  • @PanFortress well, if it was american "engeneering" it wouldn't even make it to the mud, smartass

  • @Areoplane7 It was reference to WW2 man. yeez.

  • @PanFortress that's even stupider

  • @PanFortress Name one Russian made SUV that could make it through that mud.

  • @KatoKid85 Lada Niva 4x4 for 8500Euro. In soviet russia, its SUV.

  • @PanFortress Oh yeah forgot about that. But Lada's are peices of junk though.

  • Don't worry its just a FUCKING CAYENNE.

  • LOL! This guy wasted plenty money on the car, but could not afford propper tyres HAHA! Loooser...

  • @evilkneevilofgermany Tires would have not made a single difference in this situation. You would need a 12'' supension lift and 45'' super swampers to make it through that patch of mud.

  • If you look closely I can see he is being winched!

  • я на газеле грузовой бы там с меньшими трудностями проехал)

  • @Orlangor а вот не надо ля-ля, пакость.

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  • @exceilence не бзди неудачнег!)

    /watch?v=K-c0lmYv6Ko&NR=1

    да даже это

    /watch?v=I1Wp7jsCKNE&feature=r­elated

    Ты когда не знаешь о чем говоришь, лучше помолчи, а то школотой веет. На стройке, где в день 10-15 четырехосных 40-ка тонных самосвалов проезжает жижа и колея по серьезней раза в два и ничего, возят туда наемные газельки сантехнику и инструменты, и еду, и рабочих. Даже без лебедок. Из 10-ти 2-3 застрянет, где водители первый раз на объект попали

  • @Orlangor у кого что болит тот о том и говорит --- "неудачник" ... вот блять и ездий по грязе на своей газеле, удачник.

  • @exceilence Спасибо что разрешил!))) Я бы с удовольствием погонял, но это слишком затратное удовольствие, придется продать свой лк или выкупить еще одно гаражное место))

  • @Orlangor хватит говорить загадками, удачник. Что за ЛК? Супер кар с супер именем, как ты пожилал? Или лк это модификация газели для грязи?

    Лысый, отстань, от разговора с тобой стало тошно.

  • @exceilence ты этим вопросом четко показал что с внедорожной культурой ты не знаком совершенно, какого, спрашивается, х@я ты че-то тут втираешь? Чисто из принципа что раз порше, значит хорош во всем!? Ты точно тогда человек не далекий. А что значит лк относительно машин, тебе скажет любой взрослый, состоятельный человек, который выбирал себе настоящий джип для бездорожья. Для тебя популярно - сокращение от названия Land Cruiser.

  • @Orlangor ах вот оно что. лк. Так больше не говори, говори Land Cruiser, Круизер или Крузер. Последнее предпочтительнее, сразу будет видно что ты на мажорном сленге. А не как лошара ЛК ))) МБ, БЭЭМВЭ, ИПАТЬ!

  • @exceilence бля, гопник какой-то, а я реально как лошара тут распинаюсь.

    Эта, семки, бэха, мэрсэдэс бэнс, лэнд круизер, ага? Каен крута внатуре, но копает по говнам не грамотно, за баранкой фраер безпонтовый, на горьковсом пепелаце внатуре мазы больше. Так понятнее надеюсь будет. И эта, привет браткам, не бичуйте там.

  • @Orlangor ну ты молодец, только во мне от гопоты может пара матерных слов. Так что ошибся, дружок.

    А вот вы выдали )) фу, мерзко, что вы такое в голове держите.. секи, по пьяне натраханные, фу. Не пейте, и за детьми следите.

  • @exceilence чет ты бред какой-то продекламировал, ну да и фиг с ним. То что ты так же со своими дружками общаешься я уже понял, но только тут ты уже ошибся, не дружок я тебе и даже не товарищ, уж извини. И вообще мерзкий ты и не приятный в общении тип. На самом деле это все что я хотел сказать с самого начала, но не ожидал что экземпляр такой интересный попадется. Если интересно почему, пиши в личку, харош на публику работать и срач разводить. За сим откланиюсь. Удачи и счастья по жизни!

  • @Orlangor "мерзкий ты и не приятный в общении тип" - спасибо, подгадил настроение.

    Маленькая дрянь.  Ладно, приятно было пообщаться.

  • Надо быть конченым долбо@бом, чтоб на этом УГ в лес лезть :D:D:D:D

  • Go to a Car Wash..

  • Also ich meine Porsche soll lieber auf die Strasse bleiben im Gelände hat er nichts verloren und macht kein gutes Gesicht! Da macht ihm jeder Lada was vor!

  • iv driven one i work at porsche ;)

  • Que lastima de coche

  • i have been watching a few videos of this cayenne and i havn't been impressed yet. all i see is wasted money being abused by rich loosers. who wouldn't know a real 4x4 if it came and drove over this peice of junk. keep it on the highway where its ment to be.

  • ya i dont see any of them.

    but ur saying that the cayenne was a good car of bad car to off road with

  • @water0x00 Americans build the best cars in the world EU cars sux try to get large mud tires on this car lol talking about endurance my wrangler has 350,000 miles on it and runs better then a land rover and u talk about Americans in vietnam lol what do war has to do with a car being build in USA if that car was so good why would it needed a winch to get off the mud lol my jeep cost me 3,000 and it will play in the mud with out a winch lol i wonder how much that jeep cost them lol

  • Лебёдка шикарная!!!

  • soooo, why not by a jeep or fj. half the price or less.

  • so I guess in soviet russia winch pulls car...

  • take look at the slick tires

  • thanks a WARM

  • cayenne is the worse car ever to do off-road xD

  • @FuriousBertDk it is in the top 3 bud

  • every1 whos says this car was a bod choice or why a porsche...fuck off. this car has one this rally 5 years striaght so STFU and i have a jeep and a cayenne and i can say i think my cayenne does way better off road than my jeep (96 Grand cherokee laredo)

    i love the cayenne sure it got stuck but any other tuck or SUV would have too

  • @sexyboi142

    The most interesting question is how you can possibly afford both of those cars without being able to write a single propper sentence....

  • o but i wrote more than one proper senctence. and im a fuckin engineer thats how! a teacher could afford both of those cars so stfu

  • @sexyboi142

    huh?

  • @xb12ss what?

  • @sexyboi142 You meant to say daddy has a cayenne and you have a 96 cherokee with 160k miles on it, right?

  • @chunkyfecalbreakfast no dad drives a benz mom rocks a 2010 745i and i bought the cherokee an the cayenne was a gift from my mom (her old car)

  • @sexyboi142 ur not an engineer...ur 13 year old troll!

  • @Armixs im not 13 im 22 dumbass

  • @sexyboi142 then im the queen of england. dumb ass.

  • @sexyboi142 ur literally too stupid to insult

  • @htepplwhotakmyusrnme and how is that

  • @sexyboi142 well if ur idiotic comments were still on here i would tell u how. but your comments are gone. so therefor i dont have anything to base our conversation on

  • @htepplwhotakmyusrnme all of my comments are still on here..seriously wtf is ur problem....

  • Second, when Porsche built his first AWD car, Ford didn't even exist. And it was a hybrid :)). Yes, developed in 1899. Since then, they made a lot of AWD cars, from fast ones to very tough ones. Ever heard about Schwimmwagen? That was a real tough one. They even designed tractors and tanks! Like in Panther/ Tiger tanks.. Or 959, does it ring a bell? No? So yes, they know a few things about rough terrain. I like when people embarrass themselves posting stupid remarks. Just ask a professional..

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  • Too many rednecks posting "my jeep/ford etc can do that " and "that's a stupid Porsche", "Porsches are not for offroad" ..etc. First of all it's race prep SUV (not a "truck" truck it's a big thing used to carry goods..). And it won, multiple times. And a Porsche won the Dakar if you don't know. And beside some dedicated offroad preparation it's a stock Cayenne S (GTS engine). And it will run circles around any Jeep at high speed. This is not only heavy off road, read about it, it's a long race.

  • Whats the point? The winch was pulling it the whole time...

  • c'mon not with those tyres!!

  • клоуны.....понавешали на него всякой херни.....лутшеб резину нормальную поставили....

  • @vitalikse угу.. как мешок с гавном...

  • @vitalikse не понавешали... она продавалась после этих заездов... внутри у неё голое железо и карскас безопасности... от неё один вид остался, так что Вы промахнулись со своим замечанием. Это спартанская версия.

  • THE BEST Car I ever had. Drives better than any I never had problems driving off road and I LOVE ITs look.

    AlexeyRJ YOU BETTER DRIVE YOUR RUSSIAN CRAP LADA NIVA :')))) Cayenne is not for the people like you!!!

  • best german car :)

  • thats what they get for tryin to mud with those tires on it

  • Пипец, от лужи одно название, а он лебедится, ПОЗОР!!!!!!!

  • @toddofm так они ж всё умеют ржак!!!))))

  • my plastik toy landrover could doo beter than that pile of poo

  • that is not wat that car is made for

  • In fact, it is....the Cayenne win this race every year since 2005...it is a 6000kms rally with really high speed sections and very rough or muddy ones, like this one

  • Всё на последнем издыхании, на верёвке, волокут западное говно..)))

  • i agree, u better have a winch if ur driving a porche lol

  • thats hard core lol, best set up i've seen on a Cayenne

  • oh man ... this is so wrong ... why would you use a porsche ?

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  • why would you even try this

  • on the motorway will mess with any SUV:DSo, i don't see where you will find those conditions, who knows:D

  • is that an electric porchse?

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  • are you a fucking retard?

    Its being pulled by a winch smart one.

  • @2003BMW325i no its not, it shoots lasers

  • ya what did you think a shit thing whould be

  • What a joke. My old 77 F-150 4X4 with a 460 would blast through that little puddle in about 3 seconds...

  • Fucking LOL, best comment, I bet you could have towed that cayenne shitbox through that in 4 seconds!

  • Light years ahead? HAHAHAHAHHAHAH Jeeps dont have a center diff lock. It comes like that. Ever heard of lockers? Stock on the rubicon. My Jeep is cheap to fix when and if it ever breaks. Go fix a porche!!

  • what a terrible choice off car!!!

  • i heard that was one of the most greuling races out there.

  • this car was not made to do that

    you need and old truck put a V8 in it give it diff lockers and some monster mud tires

  • You have no idea what this rally is do you? :P

  • I'm sayin that u need to get a better car for offroad like a jeep that porsche can't do anythin compared to a jeep

  • Still there are rules. I really doubt a stock jeep would be any better. Certainly the 4x4 system in the Porsche is light years ahead.

  • the cayennes won the rally

  • hell no

  • range rover have a shittier quality build than a hyundai its a an actual fact all range rovers are lemons why pay so much for a car that u wont be driving

  • yeah but are they better sports cars, 4x4 off road cars and luxury cars?

  • Get a Landrover then you wouldn't get so much winch action lol!!!!!!!

  • Porsche cayenne is 100 times better then its Landrover's equivalents!!!!

  • Porsche Cayenne is 100 times better then its Landrover equivalents!!!!!!

  • wtf?? ti zwa eiste eseisss ree?? mathane twra oloi off road kai milane

  • winch

  • Its being pulled out by its own winch moron!

  • thats someone in the background

  • You are an idiot! That "belnder noise" came from the winch and you dont want to just mash the throttle down when in the mud, you'll just get even more stuck.

  • not if you have a good set of super swamper boggers

  • The Germans still can't make a machine to conquer Russia!

  • hahahah

  • That's right...we can do nearly everything in Germany...but we still can't built a vehicle to conquer Russia =) Too many different types of land/ climate :D

  • looks like Russia is a country full of deep shit! *g*

  • you sir a funny thumbs up

  • @kurittaja hahha, Lada Niva ownz those lands

  • stupid cayenne owners! buy a god damn Grand Vitara and you'll get to your destination!!!

  • I think you mean buy a Jeep and you'll get to you destination! LOL

    No but really, zuki's are amazing off-road.

  • I want to see your Grand Vitara in a 40 cm deep mud... you're just jelaous!

  • soooo many people slagging off the cayennes off roading, calm the hell down - if you want to do off roading buy something else its not like you have to buy a cayenne

  • get a land rover nob head

  • why in the world would you do that in cayenne?

    it`s "off-road car" for footballers and they`re wives to do school runs. keep that on the road

  • Most owners pamper their Cayennes and their soccer mom wives in it, don't worry about it. It's nice and a badass, very sexy.

  • lol

  • Hey jBond997.

    I was the responsible person for the Porsche intern sales manager Cayenne S Transsiberia Presentation at the IAA 2007 in Frankfurt.

    There were only 20 drivaeble Cayenne Transsyberia ever built.. So you really have never been driven one because only the scheich bought one all the others are standing in a hall in Stuttgart and will become part of the museum which opens in September->August 2008

  • i totally agree with you

  • The transsyberina specials very close to stock Cayenne S aren't they? Do they have the shocks or the air?

  • @LASBAM Were these cars ever for sale when new or old, if so how much were they sold for? Also being a cayenne owner i wasn't sure weather or not you could buy the snorkel because porsche must have had to make a machine in order the make them?

  • @LASBAM there iis one for sale out here in holland, fully equiped with only some test kilometers on it, so they are not all in that museum. it's a quick car, i can tell ya.. they should do dakar :)

  • @MrWalterShow Loser is spelled Loser. Not looser - as in "the author has a screw loose".

  • @ruberbubba he where are you talking about sir i did not say looser or loser in the comments as far as i can see/ think back in time :S

  • What this means to you: The moral of the story is, if you ever are forced to tackle the Urals, you'll want to be in the special-edition Porsche Cayenne S.

  • The 2008 Porsche Cayenne S Transsyberia models are constructed for long-distance rallies with roll cages and padding, along with such off-road features as skid plates and auxiliary lighting. Porsche said the "mechanical components of these specially prepared Cayennes remain unchanged, including their new 4.8-liter 385-horsepower direct-injection engines."

  • In fact, seven of the top 10 finishers were driving the special-edition Porsche Cayenne S on the grueling 4,400-mile event. Millen suggested that the event may need to be renamed the Comfy Rallye. "This Cayenne was so comfortable that Richard and I did not take a beating," said Millen. "There is no question that we could start another two-week rally today with the same Cayenne."

    Millen also described the event as "the biggest motorsport challenge of my life.

  • (edmonds Inside Line, Aug. 20, 2007)

    Rod Millen Dominates 2007 Transsyberia Rallye

    ATLANTA — For New Zealand-born rallyist Rod Millen, the 2007 Transsyberia Rallye marked a significant milestone. Not only did Millen and Richard Kelsey in their Team North America Porsche Cayenne S Transsyberia outlast a field of 39 vehicles over the course of two weeks, but it was the first time Millen had rallied in a luxury vehicle.

  • Keep that soccer mom shit on the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Keep that Porsche on the road, it's embarrassing my pickup"!

  • Get a Jeep

  • I already have a jeep cherokee. I want to step up into a Porsche.

  • what the heck - is he running slicks? duh!

  • R u kidding me? Who would try this wheels on this road?

  • i would in a range rover

  • Not with standard tyres you wouldn't.

    Big mud grippers and good suspension. In the stinky old Land Rovers you would.

  • I doubt it.. I took one out offroading and it had toi be towed out by a land cruiser!

    I did however do 'wadibashing' out in UAE ina Cayenne Turbo.. what a machine, both on road and off.. run rings around the rangie onroad and is just if not more capable offroad...

  • this a cayenne s transsyberia, a tuned porsche cayenne for off roading purposes. it was made to go on the transyberia rally. and it won. And this not just some dirt. this heavy leg deep, mud

  • lada niva or some uaz

  • yall need a dakar touraeg tdi

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