TIM: It's the eyes isn't it? I can get it checked! Aww fuc* it already. I'll never get any Asari ass in my life time. Thanks for indoctrinating me Reapers!
I srsly think The Illusive Man's son should be a side mission or something in ME3(who'd be voiced by Charlie Sheen :D ). It would be about getting an advantage over the Illusive Man since his son left to do drugs and become an overpaid actor, and maybe use him as a bridge to get to the Illusive Man so he/Shepard can team up again. Oh and the Illusive man Son becomes a team member.
In real life this may actually re-unite the Sheen's, and it'll all be thanx to Mass Effect. f-ing Beautiful! :D
illusiveman;...........-looking at the alien-....-walk off- -walk to the darth vader- throw the lazer darth vader: glad to see you in the dark side..-use the death star to blow up omega-
Duh....WINNING!!!
jackyboy777666 1 week ago
"Should've kept the base"
Zoran54321 1 month ago
@Zoran54321 rest in peace MandaloreMovies *sheds a tear*
thatghillyguy 2 days ago
Further proof that it's not just Shepard, white people in general can't dance.
GerrohTheCommie 4 months ago
@GerrohTheCommie Typical redguard
BertNewlyn 1 month ago
I threw the b*tch of my offices' balcony
TheIllusiveMann 4 months ago
@TheIllusiveMann You threw her balcony where?
ChildrenofAmory 1 week ago
Damn it! A new G-Man!
orange24ist 5 months ago
um that was interesting
TheBtd4master 5 months ago
Illusive man got faced!!
HeyTray1 5 months ago
Shepard: Are you sure you don't have anything else we can use against the Collectors?
Illusive Man: Well, I do happen to have one other thing that might scare them off...
wm927 5 months ago 7
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How did they do this!? :D
YourAverageJoeDavis 5 months ago
That's the kind of dance he'll be doing when we players realize that we should've kept the Collector base, LOL
kirby28645 6 months ago
@kirby28645 nah because cerberus is indoctrinated, and is one of the main enemies you fight in mass effect 3 along the geth and husks
SoundOfDnB 6 months ago
@SoundOfDnB Or maybe he's dancing cause he's indoctrinated then. XD
kirby28645 6 months ago
@kirby28645 hes dancing because the new edition of fornax came out XD
SoundOfDnB 6 months ago
forever alone
EvilmikeYT 6 months ago 8
For some reason it reminds me of travolta in pulp fiction, (not as epic though)
AhYesReapers 6 months ago
But...but...how did she resist the Martin Sheen of TIM?
DarthRevan916 7 months ago
is that a cheat? on the PC to get him? or what?
sasuke0982 7 months ago
@sasuke0982 PC players are always hacking games... this is definitely not the weirdest mass effect hack that I've seen
darkyodd 6 months ago
Don't presume to question me. Or my dancing.
MikeIronweaver56 7 months ago
it gets funnier if you imagine thats Martin Sheen
futrico69 7 months ago
Umm, how did you get to play him?
ArswawWorldofWarcraf 7 months ago
Forever Illusive.jpg
wr4id619 8 months ago 11
theres only one way he can sleep with an asari, hes gonna need Harbinger's help though.
Pimpmastahanhduece 8 months ago
@Pimpmastahanhduece If you read Shadow Broker's dossier on Cerberus, you'll know that the Illusive Man has had sex with many sexy Asaris.
liebstandarteadolf 7 months ago
Rejected.
TheCivvy 8 months ago
Winning Sr!
athtsak1 8 months ago
TIM: It's the eyes isn't it? I can get it checked! Aww fuc* it already. I'll never get any Asari ass in my life time. Thanks for indoctrinating me Reapers!
xShinobiDisasterx 8 months ago
Cmoon he's a Sheen for God's sake!
lwp22 8 months ago
I srsly think The Illusive Man's son should be a side mission or something in ME3(who'd be voiced by Charlie Sheen :D ). It would be about getting an advantage over the Illusive Man since his son left to do drugs and become an overpaid actor, and maybe use him as a bridge to get to the Illusive Man so he/Shepard can team up again. Oh and the Illusive man Son becomes a team member.
In real life this may actually re-unite the Sheen's, and it'll all be thanx to Mass Effect. f-ing Beautiful! :D
pricture 9 months ago
illusiveman;...........-looking at the alien-....-walk off- -walk to the darth vader- throw the lazer darth vader: glad to see you in the dark side..-use the death star to blow up omega-
bobaneko 9 months ago
And so Charlie Sheen followed his father's footsteps.. but succeded
xXLDeusXx 10 months ago 9
@xXLDeusXx WINNING
chandlerj333 10 months ago
Illusive man is like, lolwut what you say bitch?
Skidern 10 months ago
She dont want to dance with me? ...Kill....all...Asari.
TheSeriousStone 10 months ago
This is probably why he hates all aliens...
pbollekes 11 months ago
She dance/walked away...
AND IT WAS SOO HAWT.
Kaweebo 11 months ago
@Kaweebo
yep it definitly was :D
Asari ftw!
ThePackard85 11 months ago
Can you tell me how to do this?
This is lolz
smudgethekat 1 year ago
I laughed so hard my sides cramped.
LoliRoo 1 year ago
And he hated aliens ever since.
KMxHearts 1 year ago 285
TiM REJECTED
XD
ReiSilver 1 year ago 6
LOL
luckycharmer711 1 year ago
How dares she turn down that sexy, magnificent bastard.
Mojito133 1 year ago 150
@Mojito133 I READ HIS BOOK!
GreatRogno 8 months ago