The Number One Reason Why Castlevania Chronicles Sucks...

[JrTroopa6]

still dumm dummy

[auron4201]

the only this i hate about this game is the clock tower

[7ruthie]

If you can't climb those stairs, how the hell did you even get here? How the actual hell?

[misfire33]

IT'S A JOKE. He even says so....read the the uploader comments, you tards.

[JrTroopa6]

wow i new u had 2 climb stairs by pressing up before i even played dis game

[umielzevilk]

Now THAT made me laugh like crazy!!!

[trashman654]

That's pretty funny going all this way killing monsters and dodging obstacles and stuff just to be killed by some stair Damn that's funny

[cazmaniandevil08]

MY reaction would be, ".............................­.........FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU-" and so on. XD

[HyperRaiden73]

You kinda expect the stairs to be automatic, or it's jsut a cruel trick the developers placed, to remidn you that you are not safe.

[tiakpark]

Laugh out loud! Simon Belmont's anti-climactic end!

"Here I come, DraculAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHH­HHHHHH!!!"

[leontas2007]

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha­hahahahah!!!!hahahahah!!!!!hah­ahahahahahaha

[ryumishima44]

Oh god.... the Castlevania Symphony of the nigth jokes are the best

And yeah, there's and UP button, and you should be more patient I guess

[Arppis]

Hahaha. :D

[saiyoucho]

Aww. He got a bit too excited and slipped. xD

[SirAltairTheGr8]

...So, wait. You hate this game because you couldn't get in the habit of pressing up to climb stairs?

I had this down to muscle memory by the second or third stage of Castlevania IV as a kid. There's no reason you can't have this down by the very end of Chronicles.

[RedQueeney]

@SirAltairTheGr8 If you don't have it down by now that this vid is a joke then suck it!

[SirAltairTheGr8]

@RedQueeney What can I say, it's Youtube. You can never be too sure, sad as that is.

[Richterbelmont365]

Dracula: HMM... What way could i kill Simon before he faces me?

WHY NOT ABUSE FAULTY PROGRAMMING IN THE STAIRS!!??

And i am feeling great today, so i am adding a pit of dammed souls that will rip him limb from limb!

Succubus: Dracula!! Get back to bed honey! since Simon is gonna die, why not try out your new chair!

Dracula:SCOAR!

[fatcatbuzz]

hahahahahahaha. I actually thought that was really funny.

[radioactiveo]

hardest part of the game died sooo many times trying to get up those nasty stairs lol

[nuclearneo577]

You hate it for being a castlevania game. You suck.

[RedQueeney]

@nuclearneo577 Yeah, because I took the time to beat a game that I hate. I love this game and the video is joke, Damn you're f-ing stupid.

[HubbyHair]

HAHA loooooooooooooooooooooooooozer you Died so :-D

[darkhedgehog45678]

Konami is laughing their ass off right now XD

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Dracula's final trap.

[brandox37]

*face palm*

[TetsuyaHikari]

Oh man..lol. That's terrible, but sooooo true. I remember this happening a LOT in the NES version.

You would think you pushed the D-Pad properly, but the game just goes, "lolwut?" and you fall off the edge, lol. It even happened to me a few times with the PSP version. Damn those stairs!

*shakefist*

[XaShier]

hahaha xD

[swordnerd108]

Lol. This happened to me in a few of them. Medusa head. Part of the Belmont curse. Medusa heads, I skull fuck 'em. Skeletons, grind their bones to make my bread. But damn STAIRS!!

[Kiyosuki]

the fact the dying music takes like...a minute to start playing after you fall just adds to it.

[MrSaturn33]

EPIC WIN

[FusionNinjin]

you forgot to press the climb staircase + up button +forward back forward up down left right circle

[8NanatsuYoru8]

once when I was playing bloodlines on Genesis I forget to push the UP Button, and this happened, The nightmare of any Castlevania, the stairs, that because STAIRS is not on the new type of Castlevanias, like SOTN, COM, AOS, DOS, etc.

[Daco65]

which sucks balls. imo stairs were always fine. specially in Dracula X (NOT THE SNES ONE!)

[xthatxshadowxguyx]

thx 4 showing me this, I'm not gonna get this game lol that looks dumb hahaa

[thegoddelusional203]

I here ya and know your pain. Sold it! Sold! Sold! But wish I'd have kept it to get money out of.

[Hispanic00b]

rofl

[jotabe00]

that's a good reason... hahahaha

[monroegery]

come on, konami did it for one reason...

to make their fans laugh... hahahahaha

[1234negro56]

lol! hahah

[Rockdevilant]

Maybe u need to "Press UP" xD

[RedQueeney]

You mean some controllers have a D-pad and or analog stick? OMG!

[pollotierrez]

@RedQueeney both lol

[THEMANIZZME]

yeah, I bet one of the programers are laughing their ass off seeing people die here XD

[nintendude8]

THE ALMIGHTY STAIRS OF ILLUSION

[senhorpulha]

well, classic Castlevania can ben quite cruel sometimes!

typical trial and error stuff...

[tempkn145]

I just love how Simon drops like a brick xD

[dragonwedgie]

yeah, dang glitches.

[dragonwedgie]

Sorry my bad. Not a glitch.

[Regenbogenprinz2]

thats in castlevania (nes) too

[nerminest]

hahahaha

lol

that was really the problem with the old CVs

[MasterBelmont]

?????

[Argonisgema]

ok that was funny when you fell i said what the heck nice work.

[MurakamiTenshi]

0:08--*cue Super Mario Bros. death music*

[RedQueeney]

That is hilarious my friend and if I ever remix this video I am definitely doing that. :D

[Violinzak]

jajajaajajajajajajaj lol

[benjamillion]

-_-

too bad some people don't know how to easily press up when going near stairs

[RedQueeney]

-_-

too bad some people don't know how to easily comprehend a JOKE when they see one

[Wulfnx]

I used to press diagonal up when playing old Castlevania games and wondered why I kept dying, until I was playing Castlevania 3 and pressed up O.O

[Shinmatias]

This game was bad due to the fact it was almost the same as the old game, including all it's problems-enemy re-spaening,items vanishing almostt inmideatlly, falling of stairs...-,which are fine for an nes 80's game but I just flawed in a PSX game

[Deathclipse]

it was a remake of an old game.

[Terestrasz]

But his logic was that since it's remade that should be fixed. Usually, those kinds of things are removed in a remake because they were annoying.

[HerrQuixota]

This shouldn't be fixed. Trust me, It's just so funny. I think it was intentionally put there.

[druha10304]

this is some funny shit

[wartax5]

awesome

[DarkAge]

Gillian: "But I'm sure I remember playing it! I remember I was so pissed because I couldn't jump off the stairs!"

Metal Gear MKII: "Everyone felt that way, Gillian. It was very frustrating! According to statistical records, the teenage suicide rate

increased dramatically in that year."

[HRVDNT]

This is by far the best video I've seen on YouTube.

[ngomez0077]

actually, this has happened to me at EVERY classicvania. i don't expect the stairway as i'm walking through the door to the next screen and oops, i died.

[LuchoxGS]

hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA XD

[arpegiuz]

MegaLOL.

[boredtaco]

although i understand that this video is a joke, there really is one problem i have with chronicles, just ONE, and that's how simon holds his arms out in front of him when he walks. seriously, simon is straight up awesome, but i just don't like how they made him hold his arms out

[MetaRidley06]

I know, it's SO retarded looking it makes him look kinda like he is dancing.

[michalanthropos]

Hahaha! Man,, that's hilarious... I was expecting an AngryVideoGameNerd runt, but this is almost as good.

[DevinHades]

The game doesn't suck. The one playing the game absolutely sucks.

[RedQueeney]

For the billionth time, no one is saying the game sucks. The title is a joke because vampires suck blood.

[mokalyzard]

that was unexpected

[benjamillion]

unfortunately, in the original rondo of blood, if you walk up and then press down+jump, you'll fall through the stairs! O_o

[FireEmblemFreak3]

Rofl.

I do that all the time in the older Castlevania games -_- Especially Bloodlines.

[boomstick545]

lol this is really funny, I do that allllll the time !_!

[loverofwow389]

rofl

[8bitPikachu]

happens to the best of us

[lonewolffang]

rolf!!

[DemonBelmondo]

Yeah! Me too xDDD but seriously, great video xD I had the same problem one or two times XDD stupid stairs

[jcapsel85]

lol, this vid is awesome. Funny man, great job.

[RedQueeney]

Hee, thanks but I'm a girl! ;)

[jcapsel85]

oh, i didnt know you were a girl. Sweet. I like girls who are into video games. But seriously, this was funny, thanks for posting this, and yes, Chronicles is underrated.

[SolidSniper139]

So.. Sorry, I've never played this one because my friend said it sucked.. Does that mean you had to start all over? If so... That suuuucks.. Damn..

[Gerogoth17]

I never understood why they made this game after they made the classic and improved Symphony of the Night, I mean, why go back to the old formula?

[azzythehero]

...because it's a re-release of an (at the time) eight-year-old game.

That's like complaining about CV1 in comparison to SotN.

[bladedancerx571]

this remake was made AFTER Symphony of the night it could have been a little better and sould have been for the system it was made for

[azzythehero]

Akumajo Dracula X68000 was released in 1993, a good four years before SotN. If you're talking about the Arranged Mode, it is just that- an arranged mode of the original game. They added new sprites and lessened the damage. It's still an eight-year-old game with two new sprites and a handful of new effects; they're not going to tinker with the level design. It's still a game from 1993 made for the Sharp Computer.

[jcapsel85]

seriously, SOTN is overrated. Ive played the game. Its good, but not as good as the old school castlevanias. I just think that with SOTN, it just got too complicated. Besides, this game was demanded by fans for a rerelease. This was and is an epic game. It is underrated if you ask me.

[jcapsel85]

seriously, SOTN is overrated. Ive played the game. Its good, but not as good as the old school castlevanias. I just think that with SOTN, it just got too complicated. Besides, this game was demanded by fans for a rerelease. This was and is an epic game. It is underrated if you ask me.

[ngomez0077]

YOUR WORDS are as EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL. Castlevania ill needs gamers such as YOU!

[jcapsel85]

and what is that suppose to mean? Are you saying im stupid for saying something?

[RichterBelmont69]

heh, I suppose he is. But surely you anticipated that line somewhere in here.

[verastegui]

What is a gamer? A miserable little pile of fanboys.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

But Enough Talk....Have At You!

(Muhaha)

[tiamat234]

WHAT IS A MAN?

[Richterbelmont365]

@verastegui

But enough flaming, have at you!

*Cue Dance of Illusions*

[drbugbait]

@verastegui but enough talk... HAVE A COOKIE!

[weofparadigm]

Only a total loser could fall for a trick that obvious

[RedQueeney]

Falling down a hole that was obscured by a staircase is obvious?

[weofparadigm]

To a Castlevania fan.

At the very least, you should have only fell for it once. If it's the "Number one reason" then you must have fell for it over and over.

[RedQueeney]

Seriously dood? For reals? The title was a joke man.

[bladedancerx571]

no the Number one reason is the one that pisses you OFF THE MOST

[Gamelvl84]

Lol that was actually damn funny and the music made it hard to expect such xD

[Gamelvl84]

But are you sure its the game that sucks? ;);)

[RedQueeney]

Vampires suck blood. The title is a joke,

[Gamelvl84]

Dont take it personal dude. This video rocks. I know you didn't do it on purpose. You probably wouldn't have filmed it and shown it to us if it was.

[RedQueeney]

It's cool with it d00d, sry if my reply read harsh. I'm good with people poking at me for my crappy game play, I just have like 10 messages in my inbox wanting to know why I think castlevania suxors, which I don't, with the title being a joke and all so I just wanted to clarify that. Thanx for watching my vid. ^_^

[Gamelvl84]

Lol poor fella... well idiots are those that cant take jokes (specially as good as these) HEY PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE IDIOTS! Hey how about you make another video called: why youtube comments suck :p

[shyguy1991]

Not the only game you can do that

[bladedancerx571]

this game was more of a joke than the 64 games at least in the 64 games you could jump and run

[Boshi0]

hahaha! It lokked so epic at first! The way he just shoots down of the ledge!

[weofparadigm]

Happened in 1 and 3 as well.

[voutespancar]

hahahahahah! I also hate when I want to use the sub-weapon and there is a stair near

[mia4281zara]

jackass....if u don't know how to play,stop searching castlevania vids. so,shut up n play nice.

[BelmontsBlood]

daaamn that drucula has a good trap there XDD

[thesatanic6]

alucard in sotn jumps like mario

[watsahappawitchu]

If you hate Castlevania so much then why did you search for a Castlevania video?

[glitch509]

Because i hate it so much i just had to do SOMETHING!

[Boshi0]

you can't get past the "cat thing", wow you must really suck. While the controls are bad, it's still realy easy to get past it.

[djime246]

lol hahaha omg that was funny srry for the loss

[lagunaloiregm]

OMG!!! jajajajaajajaja jajjaajajajaja i cant stop jajajaja

[cort00]

jajajaja it happened to me XD

[aintdeadyet]

Oh!! I know what you feel man.....I hate so fucking much this kind of bitchy playing glitches like these, that only induce to throw the game away for the window xDDD.

[ahll69]

dood i know what you feel. damn konami then ———————————— /¯/) —————-————— /—-/ ———————————/—-/ ———————/´¯/'-/´¯` —————//--/—-/—--/¯\ ————((———-————'/-') —————\———-'——————/ —————'\'————————´ ———————\—————--( ————————\——--———F****N DAMN THAT SUKED!

[tavoloco]

lame.

[OmegaCoolster]

hahaha i remember that situation, i was on my last life then i forget that i must press Up to go on the Stairs, i we're really pissed off xD but now i can only Lol at this, great Video Man ^_^ after all that game wasn't bad, but was hard

[shineph]

Lol great video :p.

[ovidiupublic]

lol good one!

[gigafart3]

i feel your anger, remember when you get really angry, unplug your controller and use it as a whip against your game machine. You now have your own interactive Vampire Killer I notice tons of powerups come out of the machine after whipping it. Sort of like hearts or treasure, but these items are mostly metallic, and plastic. The game system might not operate after this, but dont worry, this time you truly have beaten the game, or whipped its ass.

[RedQueeney]

That was beautiful man.

*wipes tear away from eye*

[JonathanFerGold]

This isn't Super Castlevania, you know?

[somacruzfirm]

LMAO xD aww dude

[cathyrnerlo]

That was the funniest thing I have ever seen in a Castlevania game. ^_^

[Rblizzo]

lol XD I Think That's A Glitch

[AutumnTheCuzzy]

Yeah, but it's such a hilarious one, I don't think we mind at all! ... Well, okay, maybe we do, but hey, then there wouldn't be vids like this to make us all laugh!