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  • "You shold always ask before you fuck a dog."~Barney the Dinosaur is hi-larious!!!!

  • a man **ck his girlfriend four years, get this.. USING HER CELLPHONE

    hahahaha

  • the barney one killed me XDD

  • your a super f*kn squirrel!!!! rofl

  • OH LOOK! can we F*** him barney?... good question you should always ask before you f*** a dog you know. looooool

  • Police say a man fucked his girlfriend for years using her cellphone LOL

  • @Stupidpig133 Sexting!!! lol

  • :40 , is that girl screaming or laughing? 0.0

  • so funny

  • You should always ask before you fuck a dog, you know.

  • UR A SUPER F***ing squirrel

  • UR A SUPER F**KING SQUIRREL lol

  • you dont have to be a superhero!

    you're a super f**king squirrel!! 

  • can we f*** him, barney?

  • ur a super +++++ whatever could not stop laugh can not spell that rodent

  • …wait — did Barney get a new voice actor guy? o.O I recall him sounding different when I used to watch him one-and-a-half decades ago. o.o

  • @KizulEmeraldfire the real Barney is dead and they hired someone new

  • YOUR A SUPER FUCKIN SQURILL

  • My Brother in law BJ

    0_0 ummm awkward...

  • i goddamn near died *chokes and cries and rofl*

  • "You should always ask before you **** a doggy."

  • omg! u should always ask b4 u fuck a dog lol!

  • you dont have to be a supper hero..,your a super f***ing squirrel :P lmaoo

  • Always ask before f****** a dog

  • Ftw

  • God, there aren't enough of these.

  • 19 people f**ked a dog without asking

    P

  • you're a super f***ing squirrel!

  • Brother-in-law BJ does a lot of cock sucking in Minnesota.

  • @sh0werp0wer I dunno, man. Sounds like he said they do a lotta ass F---ing in Minnesota...

  • 0:01 here u guys go!

  • Youre a super Fucking Squirrel!!! LOLOLOL

  • reminds me of drew carrey

  • "Can we f*** him Barney?" Hahahaha!

  • you should always ask before you f*** a dog

    haha XD

  • @suicune02 why does Barney sound different???

  • @maclieberman because the other one got fired for fucking a dog without asking.

  • 19 people are superheroes. 1339 people are super fucking squirrels!

  • your a super f*cking squral squirrel!!!!!

  • @rockyoustone fucking*

  • Omg the Barney one was hilarious. Lmao!!!

  • I ****** a dog I didn't know one time...then I got genital herpes...

  • Yes I always ask the dog before... You know;)

  • you should always ask before you fuck a dog you don't know. LOL!!

  • your a super f***ing squirrel!

  • @hillbilly532 your a super FUCKING squirrel!*

  • you should always ask before you fuck a dog you know :)

  • your a super F****king squirrel!!

  • American's in general are too fat to fuck

  • @HappySweeto fuck you, your an idiot for saying that. no wonder your from the arogant UK fuckin fag

  • @JayWilliamThompson

    I'm not being arrogant (did you see how I spelt it there by the way), I'm just being honest and statistical. 63.1% of Americans are obese so you know. There was nothing wrong about what I said, I was correct, but I'm oh so sorry if your sensitive feelings were hurt. And also I'm done here so don't bother replying back to me, I won't comment back.

  • @HappySweeto

    The weigh rules are kinda stupid, if you like 10-20 pounds overweight they consider you "obese"

    I blame women fashion in general

  • @ArcadeFox

    Why womens fashion? 

  • @HappySweeto I'm from America, and I think everyone around me *IS* too fat to .. do basically anything! I mean, jesus, no wonder Mom will not let me or my sister go to fast food places and always makes sure we work out. Thank God for my mother or I would be overweight most likely.

  • @HappySweeto but at least their teeth are good enough to smile =)

  • So I'm driving my daughter so school today and she says, "Daddy, why do you go like this?'' (middle finger) 1:04

  • 0:36 Are our American children to fat to f***?

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  • The last one was too funny!! It made me spit out my coffee!

  • The Barney one killed me xDDDD

  • "Can we F*** him barney? =D"

  • Unnecessary Censorship is genius

  • We need more HD ones like this!

  • omg this is soo hillariously funny

  • Anyone who does not find this funny Is a sociopath!No more DISLIKES!

  • YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASK BEFORE YOU F***K A DOG SAYS BARNEY LMAO: )

  • You're a super f***ing squirrel!

  • 18 people are too fat to fuck. :)

  • oooo! look! can we f**** him barney?

  • The Barney one was hysterical!

  • I salute the guy who managed to fuck his girlfriend using only a cellphone.

  • Barney was the funniest one

    "you should always ask before you fuck your dog"

  • Are American children to fat to fuck?

  • no, but they will be

  • @Sabohaque That one HAD to be the funniest one! lol

  • @Sabohaque faggot.

  • @batdude122 Not my fault that merely quoting a video counts as the best comment

  • @Sabohaque

    Both. :d

  • @Sabohaque Yes.

  • oh barney, is there anything you won't f**k?

  • @wererat2000 teenage girls

  • @wererat2000 adults

  • I've know a few people who F@#$% their dogs.

    Don't worry though, they always ask before F@#%@# their dogs, and the dogs usually say yes (and if they don't, they don't proceed).

    Then it's a F@#%@#$ fun F@&*% for all F@$^$^@ involved in F@$^^@#$. F@$^# yeah!

  • I nearly fell out of my chair at the barney one! XD

  • TV would be a lot more interesting if there was cussing like this.

  • I loved the barney one. XD

  • "Ooh, look! Can we **** him, barney?" XDD

  • Always ask before you fuck a doggy

  • 1:00 lol a guy named BJ ?

  • @rpm226 they did that for every clip not just barney's. Hope u know that.

  • 1:26 to skip commercial

  • Barney censorship WTF?

  • i love how they blurred out Barney's mouth, incase someone could make out what he said haha

  • 16 people are c*** s*ck**s

  • It's always so dumbe to ask a dog.

  • American children are to fat to fuck.

  • Barney...always teaching good manners.

  • You should always ask before you f**k a dog, you know. :)))

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  • @gamewinner100 Uh, that's Reba McEntire, haha.

    Also, this is funny.

  • @gamewinner100 thats reba mcentire retard.

  • Lmao barneys one is hillarious

  • anybody else notice tht tht guy's name was BJ w/o censors lol

  • omg. i never thought barney would sound like that in english. he sounds soooo much different in spanish.

  • omg. i never though barney would sound like that in english. he sounds soooo much different in spanish.

  • Can we fuck it barney?

  • "We do a lot of a** f***ing in Minnesota"

  • niecy nash is indeed the "s*** queen"

  • "You're a super FUCKING SQUIRREL!"

    "You should always ask before you fuck a dog you don't know."

    Words to live by.

  • @prue6967 What makes the Barney one funnier is because his voice was low and he sounded completely serious!XD

  • lol the barney part was epic!

  • always ask to f**k a dog....

  • 00:01

    

  • You're a super f***ing squirrel!

  • which one had will smith and greenday in the episode?

  • "Oh Look! Can we F*ck him Barney?" LOL

  • @jsebastianst you should always ask before that

  • I love how this and the Lost unnecessary censorship both end with clips about fucking a dog.

  • THE BARNEY ONE...EFFING UNBELIEVEABLE!!!! WTF! lmao @ the cell phone clip!

  • XD you should always ask before you f**ck a dog you dont know!

  • "We do a lot of ass fucking in Minnesota." too funny...

  • That was literally the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • thumbs up if barney taught you to ask before fucking someone's dog xD

  • LMFAO CAN WE F*** HIM BARNEY??

  • "you should always ask before you f**k a dog.."

  • lol you should use videos off youtube for unnecessery censor lol that would be funny 

  • how could you fuck someone w/ a ccellphone

  • @MrThisucks XD roffll lmfaoo

  • 15 people didnt ask before they F***** a dog

  • @matulewicz21 Great 19 people now.

  • You don't have to be a super hero. You're a super F***ing squirrel!!!

  • last time i asked before i fucked someones dog i had the police called on me so i just try to be discrete now.

  • The best part is that I can't tell what they originally said before it was bleeped.

  • You should always ask before f***ing a dog.....

  • barney!!! "thats a good question baby bop you should always ask before you f**k a dog you dont know" haha nice advice

  • Whoaa Riba is really hot!!! talk about milf!

  • ur a super f**king squirrel!!!

  • I LOVE UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP

  • I think this is my favorite Unnecessary Censorship.

  • oh baby bop. XDDDDD

  • I lost it when it came to the barnie part

  • You should always ask before you fuck a dog.

  • I lost i when he said super F***ing Squirrel

  • your a super fucking squirrel!

  • omg i js f***ing s*** my f***ing pants

  • "You're a super fucking squirrel!"

  • "You're a super fucking squirrel"

  • bahahahaha "can we f*** him Barney!" haha awesomeee :)

  • To parents, if you child is fat, at least you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant or having sex!

  • I came for Diego, I stayed for Barney.

  • @MaestroAlvis YESSSS

  • thats a good question, you should always ask before you **** a dog, you know.

  • The Barney one wins!

  • haha that high pitched laugh at :40

  • can we f___ him barney?

  • "You don't have to be a superhero... You're a super f***ing squirrel!" LOL

  • @Achro420 lol i was gonna post the same thing lmao xD

  • @Achro420 that was the best part XD

  • ooooo look! can we fuck him barney? HAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • always ask before you f*ck dogs children, always ask...

  • AT 0:37 is that the girl from reno 911?

  • @scorpio250 ya, she was on dancing with the stars.

  • barney was the best BWAHAHAHAHA

  • LMAO Barney!

  • my brother BJ. he....hu.ha

  • These are all good...but, Sesame Street Unnecessarily Censored is my favorite!

  • lmfao hahahahaha

  • you are the sh*t queen. we never had anybody sh*t the you sh*t tonight. lmfao!!!

  • i <3 the part with diego

  • "Are American children too fat to f**k?"

    LOL I loved the scream afterwards :D