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  • 華人=次等人種

    中国人=罪犯

    

  • 3:07 你好巴閉??? 貪官 / 廠佬 / 生意佬

  • 3:06要不是西方國家發達, 民主, 要不是中國改革經濟

    你E個大陸佬重係射緊箭, 騎緊馬, 有電腦你用, 有車你用, 你還是在每個月在分米,分日常用品

  • not just DUE DUE DUE

    lmao!

  • 這位搓胸狂正一共產黨牠媽的特產成品 , 由煲肰托管, 日後服務香港身痕友 !

    擅長按摸市民爛肉 ! 病家有福矣 !

  • 真係睇1次笑1次

  • i friggin like the Remix.....oh my god...i laugh to death...lol

  • chan hacken is a mainland chink

    dont blame education system of hong kong

    chan hacken needs to go back to elemantary

    your breast friend

  • 最尾條大陸佬好撚仆街﹗

  • 好好笑. 好好笑.

    不過有個修車的朋友常常掛在口邊的一句說話. 他說:中國人的笑話往往是笑中帶淚的.

  • 用七萬蚊, 養都try our breast 如此七!

  • due due due!!! try our brest!!!

    LMAO!!!!LOL!!!

  • @ MP Tam, it's 'universal suffrage'; not 'universal serialbus' lol

  • Wow! IT elite! USB!

  • LAMO...

  • 雖然好好笑,但係相當同情

    其實好多香港人英文發音都唔好

  • 吊,你又好撚好.

  • yeah most of people in hongkong are english Nazi!

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  • gees, laughing my ass off.. who the heck thought of this stupid thing.

  • hahahaha!正呀!

  • 哈啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊try ur breast

  • you obviously dont get the joke

  • im scots but how many english speak chinese well ..not many .....at least the chinese know a second language

  • I did not mean to offend you but I was born in HK myself. I just came back from HK a few months ago and I went to mainland it was horrible. My comparsion comes from mainland and HK english. The streets name are also properly spelled and understandable. In mainland, they cant even translate any chinese to english without putting some "funny words" in there. I did not attend HKU or anything so you might know better than me.

  • what the hell u talkin about. HK english is very good and better than mainland. HK was a british colony for 100 years and the english there are perfect. It is just some crappy politician in HK.

  • diu diu diu!!

  • 陳克勤好搞笑-.-

    係咁講due due due

    (吊 吊 吊)

    笑到kai

  • 好絕核~~~ 笑到我肚痛..~~~^^精采!

  • 收撚皮啦on9仔

  • 快啲學好英文,他朝就可以吐氣揚眉

  • 葉劉淑儀,力推「惡法」,禍國殃民。你依個「賤女人」、「屌你老­母」、「仆街仚家鏟」,你一定不得好下場,因住收尾個兩年!

  • 其實現今香港人的英語,一如陶傑所說:【只有現居住在加拿大的劉­家 傑先生的英語發音才算得上成】。好成績的已進入港大,要入教育學­院 的,真是好人有限,害人子弟吧了!還好,小班教學救了你和孩子們 ,以免你們不能進修,請所謂老師們好好珍惜(cherish)o­ur children.... 癲線佬chinasam1974!!!You are this:

  • 癲線佬chinasam1974,你兩隻眼有問題?我幾時講過。­你話陶傑: 叼左你chinasam1974老母之後生左你條濕鳩啊。你不識­中、英文文法嗎?什麼〔。,?!:—〕你火遮眼呀。幾日前的co­mment,無人反應,你呢隻狗狂吠,送你去急症室或直接去青山­呢?癲狗!你是-學士,教院失業超低能教壞人

  • i'd try your breast. too bad i ain't gay.

  • 香港有些人捉住別人的一點點的口吃說話,評論他的英語水平低下, 其實現今香港人的英語,一如陶傑所說:只有現居住在加拿大的劉家 傑先生的英語發音才算得上成。好成績的已進入港大,要入教育學院 的,真是好人有限,害人子弟吧了!還好,小班教學救了你和孩子們 ,以免你們不能進修,請所謂老師們好好珍惜(cherish)o­ur children....

  • william speaks better english!

  • ....lol wronge page.....

  • 收撚皮啦仆街大陸lei, 凸回皿回"凸

    我已經講了, 中共如果不是自由世界妥協你們中共, 完蛋了!

  • 收皮啦

    香港真係多得中央唔少呀柒頭

  • 哈哈,好有節奏感!!!

  • 哈哈~! 好野

  • o gosh liverhood and try our breast=[]=

    shit like a beef=[]=

  • 奇怪,jak2002gmail 來自阿拉伯聯合酋長國,為甚麽要用中文?難道你有甚麽沒清完的毒­瘤?

  • 齊齊哀悼垃圾會多幾件.... 多謝中央!

  • Breast Videos!!!!

  • 原來全香港的土共搵個有少少能力同英文好少少的, 都冇嗎?

    那麼,土共真的很垃圾, 我認同你的看法

  • 同學..你誤會了..

    佢英文差只係其中一個令佢成為垃圾既原因.

    ...但係佢咁樣的而且確係影衰香港既大學生..

  • 土共 fuck off please

  • DAB is pile of shits i.e. Breast Chan is a piece of shits. "Shit" English from his mouth - no surprise!

  • Joke of the Century!

    Mr. Chan, we wish you all the "breasts" in your future career.

  • Chan was graduated from a pro-communist Chinese high school. That's why his English is so poor.

  • 內地有不少人英語達到國際水平, 不要賴學校

  • 長毛也是唸中文中學(金文泰中學),似乎他的英文比陳克勤强很多­。

  • Really poor English~

  • 講得超好!

  • due due due due HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • wow....cool song.

  • 香港是兩文三語的地方,香港的教育制度要求英文有一定的最水平,­閣下是不是反對鄧小平同志的一國兩制構想?如果閣下對陳克勤的領­導能力如此推祟,可以送他回大陸去做領導。

    看來 jak2002gmail 等江青紅衛兵奴性還毒瘤還沒清完

  • 智者之言

  • I heard that Mr. Chan has completed a master degree ! But hecould not even pronounce such simple words well. SIGHHHHH

  • DUE DUE DUE..HAUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

  • good !

  • This is the coolest clip I have come across. Thanks. But it's sad to see our representative with such poor level of language skills

  • cool

  • I know that Font is call "HOBO STD" LOL

    SCREW HER SO BADLY

  • due..due..due

    hahahahahahahah

  • 《來生不做中國人》,

    應該改為《來生不做共產党治下中國人》,

    不過還是太消極了何不《今生誓做民主自由中國人》?

    let's take action!

  • I love the last sentense at ending!

  • 好正的rap陳克勤果個rap得最好haha

  • pk pk pk

  • 葉劉好似幾好屌

  • due due due!!!

  • I hate to either try or 搓 his breast. Whichever way you look at it, he's at best one of the goons Donald Tsang cared to spare some of his dog food to implement his 亲疏有别 policy. A piece of sh*t sticking together!

  • 最正係最尾果句

  • HAHAHAH !!! 所以唔好笑人 BREAST BEST TRANScaTION TRANSlaTION 一九樣,知無?

  • 閣下的中文亦不見得好到那裡吧,what the fuck is "一九樣"??? You don't even know the Chinese writing of the swear word "九"!!!!!!!!! I strongly suggest you to 搓 Hacken Chan's breast prior to having a say here!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • XXXaabbccXXX 你錯一個字我唔通就FUCK YOU? 語言只係溝通工具 TRANSCATION???

  • ?????????hahaha TRANSCATION ??? TRANSCATION??? 我英文水平唔高,但未聽過TRANSCATION???

  • I would LOVE to try DAB's BREASTS.

  • LOL 勁!? HITLER became the Leader of Germany when he was 35. THAT doesnt make him BETTER than anyone.

  • 崇洋有何不可?大家應該互相學習,大家互相"崇拜"也是好事!

  • NO, but NOT knowing English makes you an IDIOT.

  • All international transcations/trades are DONE in ENGLISH. HK is a BILINGUAL society. HK LAWS, in their ORIGINAL FORM are all in ENGLISH. If HongKonger no longer speaks ENGLISH as of tmr, HK would IMMEDIATELY becomes just another Chinese village.

  • 如果香港人個個學你咁諗嘢,香港永遠唔會有進步!

  • What does "你地香港人" mean??? WTF is so fucking wrong with your fucking brain?????? So you're not in or from H.K. by saying that????????? So you're from fucking mainland China????????? You retarded mother-fucker!!!!!!!!! Go suck a dick you retarded fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • 聲稱愛 beoynd 的朋友,那位北大人鬧香港人的說話,是新聞片,看得明嘛?

  • Mr. Chan has a huge room for improvement in his proficiency in verbal English.........

  • uh... it is a little bit surprise for us but uh... we will try our BREAST to uh uh uh... KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF LEGCO!!!

  • Other than Mr. Chan's love of "breasts", has everyone noticed how many mistakes he made in just a few sentences? Believe me: we are going to have more fun when this guy is interviewed in English in the future. Isn't there a minimum level of English proficiency that has to be reached when you enter the HK civil service - not to mention the kind of high positions occupied by Mr. Chan?

  • uh... we will try our BREAST to uh uh uh... still... uh... try our BREAST to uh uh uh... ^_^o

  • Although I'm just a F.5 grad. I believe I wouldn't say something like "uh, uh, uh, we will try our BREAST to uh, uh, uh........." ^_^o

  • 陳克勤係前"特首辦特別助理"...

    "咁糞既英文"同"咁糞既語言邏輯"都可以做得,真係浪費晒我地­納稅人既錢!

  • RESPECT !!!!!!

  • 勁!

    爆!

  • try Regina's breast

    好頂癮 XD

  • ha ` well done !

  • hahahaha, i can't stop laughing

  • it's meaningful and fun

    thx for your work!!

  • fokguyhk,you turned my long working day joyful!

  • 久候你的大作呀~!!!

  • LOL omg. the lyrics o__o ;;

  • Well done!大快人心。

  • DAB, all HK people dilly lemon heights!

  • hehe!try our BREAST !

  • so funny

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  • fuck off DAB!!!

  • 陳克勤進入立法會,想為年青人發聲,真係叫佢收皮啦!真係唔屌佢­以為自己好撚形!

    又話自己為年青人爭取自置貨貸款,我心諗,你當現家的年青人係俾­你公開賄賂的阿公阿婆,我寧住板間房,我都 要真普選.你的議席是係買返黎,你估選出來架,on狗!入立法會­俾毓民洗吓啦!

    陳克勤!陳克勤!入到立法會以為好得閑!

    俾人屌到頭到暈,同你最襯是李克勤!

    一齊同葉劉黎乳雲!

    雖然有的噁心,但對於你同劉肛華當選,我太憤怒!

  • Creative!

  • this is 1 of the funniest clips

  • good job. HAHA

  • This is the bReAst !

  • 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!! 民賤聯最無恥!!
  • Nice Job!!!

  • 我係皮條勤,多謝大家支持.......多謝

  • 好一個保乳黨

  • nice job!

  • Thank you, thank you, and thank you !!!  So, funny and yet so sad.

  • 估唔到香港人爛gag多

    政府爛人仲多

  • 搓our breast

    最正係最尾, 真係多謝中央照顧

  • hahhahaahahhah

    The Chinese Government Forces us to eat SHIT!!!!

  • 製作人你用心良苦, 我真係唔明你o個句咩意思. 我仲去google查, 都搵唔到何解.

    陳克勤o個句又好明顯係breast喎, 該名製作人冇屈人囉.

  • 我地搞緊爛 gag

    你唔明o架啦.. -_-

  • "believe"..>>我是說我串錯了字.

    我都想莫乃光勝出, 但係製作人的確屈人.

    譚老闆英文好與壞不談, 但佢講universal suffrage, 好清楚. 我一d都冇聽唔明.

  • 串錯了字, 應為 believe

  • 他發出的讀音是 belive 而唔係係 believe 嘛 XD

  • 製作人, 你製作得幾好.

    但係抄譚偉豪的英文錯左好多, 反映你的英文都唔係幾好.(仲要笑人...!)

    例子:

    1:32 應為"i beleive universal suffrage"(普選的意思)如你是笑他讀成你的寫的英文字­, 我真係聽得好清楚佢係講"universal suffrage"囉.

  • 大佬, 你真心膠定假膠呀? 人地專登咁整黎串譚老闆呀......

  • 你查查咩叫做 Universal Serial Bus 吧!

    佢係 IT 業界的代表,又係保皇黨,所以我把普選改了做 USB,明嘛?

    那是嘲笑他英文而改的詞,而不是英文 listening

    正如 try our breast 就是恥笑陳先生的英文,明嘛?

  • 嘩.. 笑死我咩. 猜our breast, diu diu diu.. 猜猜猜

  • 多謝GOOD SHOW

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH SUPPORT

  • due due due due our breast ! XD

  • 好x頂癮!

  • 醜 !

  • 猜你地個breast!

  • Chan Hak Kan is such a fxxking disgrace to HK ppl. Wonder how he got his degree.....

    Why does DAB recruit scum like this? They cant hire a xerox boy?

  • 民建聯是社會公害

  • 陳克勤進入立法會,想為年青人發聲,真係叫佢收皮啦!真係唔屌佢­以為自己好撚形!

    又話自己為年青人爭取自置貨貸款,我心諗,你當現家的年青人係俾­你公開賄賂的阿公阿婆,我寧住板間房,我都 要真普選.你的議席是係買返黎,你估選出來架,on狗!入立法會­俾毓民洗吓啦!

    陳克勤!陳克勤!入到立法會以為好得閑!

    俾人屌到頭到暈,同你最襯是李克勤!

    一齊同葉劉黎乳雲!

    雖然有的噁心,但對於你同劉肛華當選,我太憤怒!

  • cool

  • First comment of all. It's damn it funny, and it's poor to have those members in our Legislative Council from now on......

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