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  • If vampires(actual vampires, not the sparkly ones) are allergic to the sun then how come they can go out at night.

  • that was my same reaction

  • I saw 1 guy 1 screwdriver...I'm never touching suspicious men who have odd fetishes that have screwdrivers...

  • HOLY FUCK. IT'S 2009 MATTG. NO POCKY WALL.

  • Nose Flair! <3

  • EWWW THER KISSING!

  • the thing i hate aboot vampire films is, how is a chunk of wood going to kill it, when a man with a shotgun cant???

  • Jaaake... hehe <---thats an inside joke.

  • Ur gorgeous . U got a twitter... or a number?

  • She's so white! Ewww! Lol, this was hilarious <3

  • i saw in a ad theres something that CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED! IM SO BUYING THIS [two weeks later] WHAT THE HECK IS THIS o3o it didnt even work i guess they payed chuck norris to do it

  • this movie is racist!!!!! what asians aren't good enough to be a dumb vampire?

    or a werewolf?

  • I love twilight but u make me see the stupid stuff in it :)

  • Look out! The queer's making fun of black people!

  • Why were you watching 1 guy 1 screwdriver?? XD

  • love his deep breath face :P

  • All your arguments are invalid because you're wearing skinny red pants.

  • AHAHAHAHAH by far you ahve the best reaction video.. btw i do forgive you for getting up to take a dump... twuilight isnt that interesting anyways. and no it probably wsnt worth putting on pants for =P

  • hahaha nice

  • Scotland Flag! Yaaaass :D <3

  • hahahaha you are good ! XD

  • matt's hair in pigtails = AWESOME!

  • XD XD XD XD 2 GIRL 1 CUP REFERENCE XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • i fucking whatch all matt's wideos matt's amazing <3

  • "look out! the black guy has claws!"

    OMG

    i love you matt <333 xDDD

  • @BloodElf098 says the idiot playing WoW

  • I only favorited this video for the, " No! I have aids!" xD

  • cuz i gotta lot of 12 year old friends... PERVERT

  • LOOK OUT THE BLACK GUY HAS CLAWS! LOL

  • "....Don't....-BITCH- at me."

  • Im not 10 D: My little cousin put that. :/ wow..

  • yay for constipated looks lmao

  • u just made a few people look up 1 guy 1 screw driver o.o

  • hahahahah its funny coz its a take off of tht fat chick who flipped out over the trailer!!!!!! lololol

  • i luv vampire!!...and...and twilight!!...and....joanus brutthhrrs!! HEHEEHEHEE!!

    that part made me laph**

  • Look out the black guys got claws!

  • "Eww they're kissing oh they totally just kissed she's so white"LOLZ

  • omg im 10 and this dude is highlarious!!!!!

  • @gracieandkayla haha im 11!! he's fucking awesome!!!

  • haha!!

  • "You call that a birthday party? what a crappy birthday party! Not a birthday party with out a clown----" LMAO!

  • that is sooo great ! it's the best praody of something stupid ^^ i didn't know it could be more stupid than the real video ! ^^ you're doing a great job i love your videos ^^

  • This was funny but the torture of watching the original video was horrid XP your response was hilarious though... 

  • i like twilight but that was funny and i agree

  • i love your pigtails! :D

  • You look cute with pig tails.

  • hahaha your awesome

    xD

    

  • vampires used to be cool

  • lmfao

    LOOK OUT THE BLACK GUY'S GOT CLAWS XDDDD

  • This guy is my friend. in the twilight haters level i mean.

  • Oh my gosh. I definitely wasn't expecting those pigtails. xD

  • you seriously remind me of Junior from Problem Child lmfao.

  • lol i remember watchin new moon....I seriously fell asleep

  • i accidently saw 1guy 1cup.

    never again.

    i screamed and closed my laptop -.-

  • @Plutopancakes I remember watching 1guy 1 cup.

    i can't fucking remember any of it!

  • Lol, nuttymadam parody.

  • TOKEN BLACK GUY? LMAO south park reference?

  • @BloodElf098 Underworld ftw!!

  • forget 1 man 1 screwdriver

    dont watch 52 rats and a pipe cleaner

  • I love how you added the two girls in one cup thing

  • I hate twilight but i love you xD

  • The Twilight Saga freaks me out. idk y

  • I HAVE THOES SAME PANTS!!! . . not the exact same pants that would be creepy if we shaired pants. . . you get what i mean lol :D

  • I remember when vampires were bad ass and didnt sparkle in the sun...

  • omg i saw 1 guy 1 screwdriver it is nasty and why did u describe 2 girls 1 cup

  • Best part: omg... omgomgomgomgomgomg!!! OMG I REALLY GOTTA CRAP...

  • im laffing so hard

  • What happens when bella is on the rag lmao lol tee hee

  • The clowns are already in the movie, the whole time

    don't you know they are white? like clowns??

  • why do u hav a scotland flag in ur room?

    i thought u were american

    ah well, scotlands the best anyways :D

  • New Moon is shocking ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now . com

  • taco bell :)

  • did anyone tell you that you look kind of like michel musso from hannah montana??

  • SCOTLAND!

  • is that a Scotland flag in the background :D?

  • 2 girls one cup hahahah

  • bahh. me loves your pink trousers. (:

    oopss. i was a bit british there for a moment

  • Twilight's gross.

    Fosrs.

  • Ha look at his teeth *falls alseep* lmao

  • hAhAhAhA your the besttttt =D

  • Man, I think this was MattG's last hilarious video.

    All down hill from here.

    :(

  • lmao i love how after he takes a crap hes got toilet paper stuck to his pants xDD i love this video. hell this video was better than twilight and newmoon Hahaha

  • Lmao... Eww there kissiing XD! ( wow) :3

  • wow matt i love you hair two ponytails ;) x

  • i fucking hate twilight i can't wait till it's over

  • @supercoolchelsi me too!! its sooo fricking stupid!!

  • how DARE u!!! u are MEAN!!!!

  • it;s SO stupid and alot of people agree with me.....

  • @MrIMBrendan Go bitch somewhere else. NOW.

  • 23. It has good writing style

    24. The message is good.

    25. Characters don't get pregnant and married before they get out of college and are still a teenager.

    26. Harry Potter has few, insignificant plotholes while Twilight has many major ones.

    27. The fans of Harry Potter can take it if someone doesn't like HP, Twilight fans can't.

    28. It appeals to more than brain-dead 15 year old girls.

  • i dont get u but SHUT UP!!!!

  • how many times! SHUT UP!!!!!

  • lmaoo youre right! =D

  • 8. It doesn't have brain-dead fangirls 9. It doesn't have brain-dead characters 10. Did I mention it has a plot? 11. It's creative 12. It has depth 13. It's not cliche 14. Characters don't become zombies because their sparkly boyfriend left them. 15. Characters don't jump off cliffs because their sparkly boyfriend dumped them. 16. Characters don't HAVE to have a partner- they can actually live without one. 17. It has more than one strong character. 18. the characters develop.
  • SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "this wasnt worth puttin pants on for." lmao!! it is such a terrible, terrible book/movie idea.

  • be QUIET dummy! i heart twilight and ur makin me sad so shut up!

  • @MrIMBrendan :| wtf..fan girl alert

  • Hahaha `! Niice pig tails!

  • lolololololololololololol I clicked the:dont get this video. wooooooooooow

  • i got my first pubes today ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahha. cos ive got alotta 12 year old friends.

  • this is my favourite of your videos ;D 'xo

  • Ew i watched the screw driver thing too! It was gross and disturbing and people are so freaky

  • I got my first pubes today

  • 0_0

  • I um like your pigtails

  • This is my first video i ever watched by mattg ^.^

  • Oh fck, why did I actually decided to watch 1 guy 1 screwdriver after this?? I took me 5 months to sleep normal after 2 girls 1 cup. Why do I have to be so damn curious??

    ..

    But still.. I have to say it was better than that twilight trailer.

  • this is my favorite video by him Lol

  • clowns freaking scare me

  • @BloodElf098 i agree....i know my name is cullencrazy but i wish i could beat up the cullens

  • i know my name is cullencrazy BUT I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!! twilight is okay...very annoying....

  • You are my heroe!!

    And I'm agree with you!

  • Twilight is fucking stupid. Teen girls need to get past the hotness of the actors and see the story for what it is. Cheesy shit.

  • this guy seems pretty cool, and you know what. Twilight DOES SUCK!

  • Scottland!

  • Lmao

  • oh great a token black guy(:

    i love that part.

    lol eww one guy one screwdriver is disgusting!!! theres blood everywheeree

  • I love you Matt, i not gay,but you are fantastic

  • wow vrm trop vrai !

    wow why all grils are crazy for edward !?!

    ps : twiligt is not the bestest movie :O

  • u are so funny

  • lmfao!! "I JUST GOT MY FIRST PUBES TODAY!!" im not even sure twilight fans have ANY let alone one.. :p

  • That's ok... I sometimes have my British moments too. :P

  • LOL everything you said is true!

  • AMAZING! ^O^

  • i love how all the hate comments have a spam response saying " i just watched this video on hulu!"

  • haha., that was funny!

  • hahahahahaha dude i watch the fat girl video, is so fuckin funny hahahahhaahahahahahahahaha

  • This is just my honest opinion,and don't bitch at me but I hate Twilight and New Moon

  • @Cdlgirl443 welcome to my nightmare, i hate Twilight and New Moon of shit too, my god i hate those girls that always are talking about a fucking guy called jacob or whatever is his name

    Death To New Moon and Twilight

  • Oh man, I usually don't watch let alone talk on these things. The fandom wars alone are enough to drive the moderately sane crazy. But that aids blood drinking comment, was hilarious, props to you for a good pun.

  • *spoiler alert. it goes in his pee hole. handle first.

    most memorable matt quote ever. hilarious!

  • hahaha this movies just got everything!

  • Oh, haha I didn't get it at first but when I watched the other video I got it lol.

    Funny video :)

  • lol, are u shure ur not one of the 12 yr ollds?

  • this is so funny

  • "this really wasnt worth putting pants on for" lol

  • every movie needs a black guy :')

  • people dont i repeat dont watch that screwdiver video well ok go watch it lol i can stop you

  • dude whatsup with the scottish flag xD

  • Thanks for this video.

    Totally agree!

  • i like how all the thumbnails that come up as related videos are all of that shirtless guy

  • I love twilight and new moon ... but you are so funny xDD omg ...

  • maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I LOVE you XD

  • nice t shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  XD

  • i hate twilight 2

  • he's canadian! dumbass -_-

    luv<3

  • ha ur hilarious :)

  • PLEASE DIE

  • i like vampires, but twilight? c'mon!!

    your videos are awesome!! :D

  • funny, ( veldig morsomt!

  • Cool! A danish dude.

    Jaaaer, MattG er seeej! :D

  • O.o I fucking freaked out... About teh screw driver N' teh penis!!! I screamed my pretend balls off (am a chick) GHA!!! Gross lolz yer messed Matt

  • ahahahaha Twilight is crap!!

  • "The black guy has claws!"

    very funny

  • fuck anyone who likes twilight go ahead bitch at me but its my opinion

  • TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCKING GAY VAMPS!!

    if they are vamps i am Jehova....

  • "she's so white"

    LOL xP

  • haha

    this is the real reason people watch twilight..

    insomnia

    most of medications aren't effective enough

    so people go watch twilight instead

    i watch it when i can't sleep too :D

    same way with fred :)

    but his screams might wake you up sometimes tho...

  • hahahaha matt sleeping , hahahaha

  • eto....si no fueras tan pelotudo serias un 10 :D!!!!!!!!!! jajajaja bye! 5

  • the movie sucked balls

    it wasn't good

    twilight sucks

  • No wonder you have a lot of children as friends! You are wiered!

  • Hmmm, no wonder you have a lot of 12 yr old friends....

    You can talk about how stupid New Moon is, etc etc

    YOUR SITTING THERE WITH ACTION FIGURES!!!!! 10 yr old much??