I had a friend in college that always complained to me how her roommate would have sex with her boyfriend while my friend was sleeping. And that my friend kept getting woken up. And that their beds were five feet from each other. In the same room. And my friend was one of those virgin till marriage religious types.
@WombatVlogs somewhere there is a little builder, flying a flying penis, just looking for this building. Lost map, coffee split on his dashboard, swearing out the corner of his mouth, hoping his cylindrical object doesn't get photographed by a UFO enthusiast... just trying to create an outhouse, or electrical station, or some other baby building yet to grow big and strong like this one. Such as the facts of life for buildings (and I don't even want to tell you how cars do it).
i heard a story where a guy got hit over the head in the middle of sex because he was having sex where one of his friends was also sharing a room and he thought his friend was asleep but his friend only went to the bathroom so he saw them going at it and hit his friend on the head
Yea I think you got that one wrong. The proper response was to masterbate as loudly as possible. Then over dinner, when the roommate was bragging about it he should have been all "Oh yeah! I remember that night. You two fuckers woke me up. But it's ok, Cause that was the best jerking off I've ever done. In fact, when I need a quicky I still think about it." Cause that's not awkward at all.
You got it all wrong... he/she shouldn't have stood their in silence - they should joined in, and started a sexy three-way. If porn has taught us anything, it's that everyone is always open to a three-way during every sexual encounter.
@JPizzle1122 how the hell can you get 38 thumbs up on a 2 guy 1 girl 3 way idea? damn to many guys down with some gay shit these days! wait maybe its 38 nasty hoes that love gettin double dogged. either way just plain sick.
@gabeluvsbonnie - Big surprise here, I've already blocked you too. Just as bitter as that other loser I just spoke to. Dude, give it a rest, this is YouTube.
@JPizzle1122 im not bitter, in fact i couldn't give a shit about you. im bored, and i saw the biggest douchebag here on youtube, making a comment calling someone a cunt. I know your bitch ass is all hype, so i called you out. how about you settle down, before that pretentious attitude of your's gets you a dick to the face.
Hearing you say the name "Luka" instantly made me think of Megurine Luka, in which... it made my brain feel a bit awkward...
Crystalllyna 1 month ago
NO LUKA NO!
champman67 1 month ago
i wonder if the bra is still in the lake....
phox1515 1 month ago
I had a friend in college that always complained to me how her roommate would have sex with her boyfriend while my friend was sleeping. And that my friend kept getting woken up. And that their beds were five feet from each other. In the same room. And my friend was one of those virgin till marriage religious types.
gdrewpowers 1 month ago
0:04 What's with the big vagina on that church's forehead? Is there a giant penis flying around anywhere?
quietthomas 1 month ago
@quietthomas I think you'll probably find that that is an oval shaped window
WombatVlogs 1 month ago
@WombatVlogs your ovals are very pointy, your needless ability to destroy imaginary worlds where buildings procreate; vast.
quietthomas 1 month ago
@quietthomas Haha ok then/
WombatVlogs 1 month ago
@WombatVlogs somewhere there is a little builder, flying a flying penis, just looking for this building. Lost map, coffee split on his dashboard, swearing out the corner of his mouth, hoping his cylindrical object doesn't get photographed by a UFO enthusiast... just trying to create an outhouse, or electrical station, or some other baby building yet to grow big and strong like this one. Such as the facts of life for buildings (and I don't even want to tell you how cars do it).
quietthomas 1 month ago
@WombatVlogs *such ARE the facts...
quietthomas 1 month ago
so if i had a roomate that was just way to loud having sex i think i would just light something on fire then wait outside the door.
if it takes them a long time to notice then its legit. if they notice it quick then the sex isnt that good and they are just tryin to piss you off.
bobwatters 1 month ago
I actually thought that the story was real until I heard the last line.
megapants444 1 month ago in playlist More videos from AngryFilmsProduction
i heard a story where a guy got hit over the head in the middle of sex because he was having sex where one of his friends was also sharing a room and he thought his friend was asleep but his friend only went to the bathroom so he saw them going at it and hit his friend on the head
this is a ha bisky vid keep up these vlogs
kazooga1234 1 month ago
Yea I think you got that one wrong. The proper response was to masterbate as loudly as possible. Then over dinner, when the roommate was bragging about it he should have been all "Oh yeah! I remember that night. You two fuckers woke me up. But it's ok, Cause that was the best jerking off I've ever done. In fact, when I need a quicky I still think about it." Cause that's not awkward at all.
NickGreyden 1 month ago
LOL there is no way you actually threw that bra in the lake
rbrown2697 1 month ago
How did you know what Luca's bra looked like?
ZKoftherebellion 1 month ago 8
@ZKoftherebellion Don't sweat the details.
CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy 1 month ago
Didn't you at least sniff it first?
MiserablerHurensohn 1 month ago
You got it all wrong... he/she shouldn't have stood their in silence - they should joined in, and started a sexy three-way. If porn has taught us anything, it's that everyone is always open to a three-way during every sexual encounter.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 73
@JPizzle1122 you know, now that i think of it, i should have.
turbomother09 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 how the hell can you get 38 thumbs up on a 2 guy 1 girl 3 way idea? damn to many guys down with some gay shit these days! wait maybe its 38 nasty hoes that love gettin double dogged. either way just plain sick.
bobwatters 1 month ago
@bobwatters - How do you know the OP wasn't a female?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 ok you got me there. but i think when its a female its not realy a problem. b,c then that actualy happens when its college lol
bobwatters 1 month ago
@bobwatters Probably cause it was Jon's comment.
KirbyCrossing 1 month ago
@KirbyCrossing o fuck now i feel stupid ass hell!
bobwatters 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Damn, poor grammar from a self-proclaimed grammar Nazi. Weird.
WeaselWJ 1 month ago 7
@WeaselWJ - Jesus... do you ever stop being a cunt?
It was a bloody typo, not "poor grammar". Goodness, you're a bitter dude.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 and you're a fucking dick.
gabeluvsbonnie 1 month ago 3
@gabeluvsbonnie - Big surprise here, I've already blocked you too. Just as bitter as that other loser I just spoke to. Dude, give it a rest, this is YouTube.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 im not bitter, in fact i couldn't give a shit about you. im bored, and i saw the biggest douchebag here on youtube, making a comment calling someone a cunt. I know your bitch ass is all hype, so i called you out. how about you settle down, before that pretentious attitude of your's gets you a dick to the face.
gabeluvsbonnie 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 you're puny ass can hardly back up the egotistic attitude you show online.
gabeluvsbonnie 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Hypocrisy all round.
bjthecool3 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Calling someone a cunt for pointing out that their grammar was poor is totally not hypocritical.
WeaselWJ 1 month ago
@WeaselWJ - Except, I knew who said it, and why. That was insult directed at all of your past discretions.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 HAHAHAHAHA
poisomike2 1 month ago
HEY OH!
Good joke.
murdockqotsa 1 month ago
I'm glad I don't have to worry about roommates and awkward moments like that.
TheAmberFiles 1 month ago
Thanks for taking my question ;-)
turbomother09 1 month ago
I can't believe I didn't get where you were going with that until the end.
Royalemperorblue 1 month ago
Did Lucca have purple hair and wear glasses? How was her marksmanship?
Did the two of them ever learn "Fire Whirl?"
GOD I'm a nerd.
TheGzeus 1 month ago
epic as always Mr. Little
janetlc69 1 month ago
Awesome video, never stop no church in the wild
ThiagoMB96 1 month ago
I just love you.
OpticInk 1 month ago in playlist NO CHURCH IN THE WILD 40