Sheriff Buford T Justice

[fontheking5]

I love Bufords comments

[madness4411]

"You some bitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

[84665]

Hellloooo you big loli pop!

[MovieAddictFreak]

Im gonna barbaque your ass

[hootchlid]

there is no way,no way you came from my loins....when i get home I am gonna to punch your momma in the mouth

[jjanderson121079]

this is awesome, Jackie Gleason legend..

[RYENZRO]

Fo some reason another you sounded a little taller on radio!

[bandsman210]

it's Som Beech not son bitch..u moose twit!

[bella435]

Ya'll just crack me up with your comments, lmao

[sportspinb]

I seen that you son bitch. You did that on purpose.

[dylbot07]

"Juniour you tick turd!" lol

[TimD77]

Nobody, nobody makes buford t justice look like a possums pecker!

Except for that.

Shut your ass!

[crash2052]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Shut up! one shit at a time!!!"

Classic moment

[ornulv]

Jackie Gleason. R.I.P

You was the entire movie.

[TimD77]

son bitch

[bella435]

lol, Sheriff Buford T Justice said "poontangin'"

[Bkrites]

HAHAHA this is the Best movie ever made...THE GOD DAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH IT..hahaha

[bella435]

hahahhaha.. i love that line.. hahahha

[Bkrites]

that one and "This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags"

[ILuvJoeyMcIntyre]

funniest movies of my life

[tonymontana1974]

OOF

[bella435]

I laught my ass off ev'rytime I watch it, lol

[cptskellern]

outstanding laffies dude!! top shit! n1. hahahahahhahhahahaha!

[azza25]

hahaha, this video is gold. that was a good compilation.

[BestManMe09]

Since Gleason and Paul Newman both pretty much played the same character in the Sting films I thought I'd mention that there is a great bio book (Paul Newman: The Dream has Ended!)selling at amazon. It's priced at under $7 and Jenifer Demers is author!

[tirayi]

Thankya nice lady fo postin dis clip. Sheriff B.T. J is my idol. The DVD you can get here in the U.K is soooo badly edited and dubed. Must have been done by a Moose Twit! I think we can only get a sanitized T.V edit which don't inclued many a dees great moments. My fav is at the start of Smokey 3 ; "You grindin mah groin! YOU GRINDIN MAH GROIN!!!!!"

[dukefan0192]

"Do what I tell you you pile of monkey nuts!!!!!"....LOL!!!

[JohnRinNoHo]

You left out the best quote!.

"When we get home Ima gonna punch yo momma in the mouth!"

[robswing]

nobody makes Buford T. Justice look like a possom's pecker! how funny is that

[DrBelser12]

"Nobody...nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"

[dutchy1176]

"swollen groin,Texas!!!"...LOL!!

[NS6708]

"Now I got the SUM BITCH, and I got him with his fly open!" LOL!

[enespir]

"You some bitches couldn't close an umbrella!":) XD Exellent:)

[riggburn]

that goes for the two monks too

[neyheymikey]

SUM'Bitch!

[neyheymikey]

sum'bitch!

[bswift5]

hushpuppies daddy lol

[bswift5]

when i put bullets in it daddy it gets to heavy

[pudgeypingers]

"What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law". Brilliant!!!

[CrazyDood69]

One the best performances ever. No one else could have done played this role as well.

[DragonRider39]

let me have a diablo samich and a docta peppa and make it fast, im in a GOD DAMN HURRY! U WANT SUMTIN JR? i want sum hushpuppies diddy! WE AINT NO GOT TIME FOR THAT CRAP!!!!

hahahahah priceless moment.

[Type7a]

for some reason or another, you sounded taller on the radio!

[upshaw26]

"you look tuckered out too"

[makofkalaw]

"nice ass"

[DreSwift]

APPREHEND THAT HORSE ASS FOR RECKLESS DRIVING,BUT DADDY HE IS,DO WHAT I TELL U BARREL OF MONKEY NUTS,LMOA LMAO,

DADDY I LIKE TO PLAY FOLLOW THE LEADER,SHUT UP U SHIT<LMAO Lol

HI CARRIE,SHUT UP U SHIT,U BARREL OF MONKEY NUTS.LOL LOL LOL

MAKE A LEFT TURN DADDY,MAKE A RIGHT TURN DADDY,WE WILL BE IN THE CLEAR, U MOOSE TWIT,LOL LMAO

GET IN THE CAR JUNIOR,WE R SURROUNDED BY MENTAL CASES,LOL LOL LOL

WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO,SO TRUE BUFORD, BUFORD T JUSTICE WAS THE MAN......

[slimduce]

Shut up! One shit at a time!

[mapleleafs211]

"Shut up you shit! pile of monkey nuts." I love that quote

[tendura]

"Shut up you shit! You barrel of monkey nuts!"

[laj27]

Shut yo ass...

[eriksic]

HAHAHA

[csmithx]

haha love that line!

[tirayi]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sweet.

[Whistlerthehuntress]

i love this dude!!!!!!!!

[SydManHunts2]

bufrd is my favorite character!!!

[SydManHunts2]

way to go Jackie

[simonfrmgb]

beep beep beep,shut your ass.beep beep beep.that goes for the two monks too!

[ghosty426]

Last I heard, Big and Little Enis moved to China. Sheriff Justice and Junior got jobs with Homeland Security. Bandit Darville and the Dancer got back together after kissing a lot of frogs. The Snowman is in jail for drugs. Fred had too many burgers.

[soundsfromnothing]

"No one makes Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecka!"

[BgJohnWV]

"Except for..."

[norrman2008]

barrel a monkey nuts...hahaha This is high level comedy...hahaha

[atone48732]

"You Moose twit!"

love that line....

[ChainGangPictures]

Amazing performance!

[robertgoul]

after a long time out of the camera, profane language became more acceptable. when gleason was offered the part he was asked how he was going to play it and he said i'm gonna curse,and curse alot!

[Inuyasha4lif]

No way...No way that you could of come from my loins..First thing im gonna do wehn we get hom im gonna punch your mamma in the mouth

[Cavaliersin07]

"I got the sum bitch, and I got him with his fly open!"

[skullcreek]

"Hush Puppies" we aint got now time for that crap, stupid son of a bitch,...........awesome

[megagamer2112]

its slush puppie you moose twit

[Cavaliersin07]

"Hi Carrie!" "Shut up you shit!"

[bella435]

lmfao

[Speeder2323]

Whoever did the music hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!

[DaimajinStoneGod]

Jackie Gleason was a class act

[yawotton]

"you want sumthn?" "hush puppies daddy" "we got no time for that CRAP!" hahah simple response yet funny

[dutchy1176]

...SUMBITCH....

[bella435]

"Hello you big lollipop.. guess who's driving right up your alamentree canal"

[aw08aw]

"alamntree was about as far as u got in schol wasnt it son?" lao! soz i just HAD to add that lol, these fims are the best!!

[dutchy1176]

...Get in the car,junior,we're surrounded by a mental-case!!...LOL!!

[bella435]

TTF!

[dutchy1176]

...for some reason or nother,you sounded a little taller on radio!!!!....LOL!!!

...one shit at a time...LOL!!!

[bella435]

"Moose Twit".. lmao

[Inuyasha4lif]

Theirs no way you could of come from my loins.Forst thing Im gonna do when we gwt home is punch your momma in the mouth

[bella435]

Poor Junior, lmao

[Inuyasha4lif]

*Buford looks out at Snowman charging at him*LOOK OUT JUNIOR!!*snowman pushes Buford out of his way*XDDD

[helraiser420]

shut yo ass!!!!!!

[bella435]

lol

[rloh91]

BTJ-"I'm playin' with him like a cat plays with a mouse...the mouse jumps this way, I grab him with my paw. The mouse jumps that way and I grab him with my paw...and then I squash his ass".

I was in tears after that one, so many great lines in these movies :)

[bella435]

"Nobody.. nobody makes Sherrif Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker"

Junior replies, " 'cept for that...."

"Shut yo azz!"

[JRY9513]

If they'd a creamated the son a bitch I'd be kick'n that mister bandit's ass around the moon by now...

[bella435]

OMHell! lmfao

[helraiser420]

now were are you you sown Bitch! u you are a very great pursuie!

[bella435]

"The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it"

LOL!

[BlazieTiger]

"You Son's a Bitches couldn't close and umbrella..."

My favorite line that's in the movie but It's not in the video but it's

Junior: "Daddy! My hat Blew off!"

Justice: "I hope your goddamned head was in it!!!"

[bella435]

Buford T is da best daddy, lmao

[1stsmosh]

what we dealin hea is a complete lack of respeck fo da law

[bella435]

"That's very comforting, but I'm in high speed pursuit.. don'tchu hear go"

lol

[MotoXR4Life]

"Now I got that sum bitch and I got him with his fly open!" "Well, thank ya Mr. Bandit, and, as the pursuer, may I say you are the God damndest pursuee I ever pursued." Jackie Gleason kicks ass.

[bella435]

"Nobody.. Nobody makes Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker"

LMAO

[LJAR28]

why didn't you have your gun loaded?!?

when i put bullets in it daddy it gets to heavy.

ROFL

[bella435]

I love it, LOL

[goose700]

Buford T Justice was a real sheriff down in Florida and was freinds with Burt Reynolds dad.

[bella435]

Oh My God, goose700.. you're kidding!

[jcnme27]

True...Burt Reynolds father was a sheriff oe police chief in Florida. I can not remember which county/city though.... :(

[jjhawksjj]

They didn't show it on here but after he says "you sounded taller on the radio", I think he follows that up with "what in the hell is this world comin' to" referring to the sheriff being black. Buford T. Justice was definitely not politically correct... LMAO

[jjhawksjj]

I love that look on his face when he says, "you sounded taller on the radio". LMAO

[bella435]

I know.. me too me too, lol

[jez135]

What's Buford say upside down in the car???

[JP5466]

"I knew this would happen as soon as they started that busin' shit!" ie. busing blacks into the white school districts/neighborhoods.

They would never say something like that today because it's not PC and considered racist... stupid liberals.

[vragamuffin]

bella435 great vid but you forgot the best one.

'Daddy daddy my face is all white.'

'Well, put a little lipstick on i'll drop you off at a gaybar'

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!

[bella435]

Oh man.. i didn't know I missed that one

Hahah!!

Now I gotta go watch Part3, ahhaha !!

[hardlines4]

Jackie Gleason..... The Greatest!!!!

[JP5466]

Great vid comp... Buford T. Justice rules!

[bella435]

"He didn't get away from me.. i let him escape. Ya see, what I'm doin' is playin' with 'em like a cat plays with a mouse. The mouse jumps this way and i grab with my paw.

The mouse jumps that way and I grab him with my paw and then finally I Squash His Ass"

roflmao

[incheon]

LMAO I thought it was moose twit though. But man that's just good comedy!

[bigdogcouch]

listen up you sumbitches....barrel a monkey nuts.....moose pricks......and tick turds.

all hail.......Buford T.Justice.

you were and still are "The Man"

[daytona300]

get in the car jr were surrounded by a mental case!lol

[DreSwift]

HEY boy, where is sheriff branford.

[Dan164usa]

"get outta there you sumbitch or your gonna have a penalty flag hanging out of your ass" lmao

[bella435]

hee heee

[Dan164usa]

' get outta there you sombitch or your gonna have a penalty flag hanging out of your ass'

JR: Hey Daddy Thats :Buford 'shut up i know how to handle these bubble butts if you dont get out of the way im gonna run right over you :mean joe "thats been tried before" ;Buford 'hes like all the other jocks big but dumb as aa stump "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" lmao

[cholulasaucehot]

i dont see nigers

[bella435]

Ummm.. you said da "n" word, lol

[avro1001]

why didn't you have your gun loaded When I put bullets in it it gets to heavy aka East Praire Missouri

[GENERALBRUISER3]

He is the only reason why smokey and the bandit so good! He does his part so good!

[thebaron1967]

what were dealing with hear is a complete lack of respect for the law .  rsat in piece jackie one of the best rolls ever buford t

[KADiamante]

"As Soon As I Get, The First Thing I'm gonna do is punch Yo' Momma in the mouth"

"Apprehend That Horse Ass for Reckless driving"

"My Groin!!! My Groin!!! You're Grinding My Groins!!!" (LOL)

"You sounded alil taller on radio . . . What In the Hell the world coming to???"

"Now . . . Fuck Off"

The Greatest Lines of Buford T. Justice!!!

Rest In Peace: Jackie Gleason 1916-1987

[bella435]

ROFLMAO

[thebaron1967]

hello you big lolipop lol buford one of the best all time movie rolls

[wiskwood]

duck - or you'll be talkin' outta yo ass.

[bella435]

hee hee

[tippman2k01]

y didnt u have ur gun loaded?

wen i put bullets in it, it got too heavy

[bella435]

"shut yo ass.. and that goes for the two monks too", lol

[summerschoolgrad]

good move. one of the best i have seen!

[cartman350]

You forgot one on part one when he step out his car and the trucker knocked off his driver door and he said "I'M GONNA BBQ YOUR ASS IN MOLASSES!!!!"

[kilton33]

That bussing shit LMAO!!!!!!!!! Racist fuck

[allenmark]

Why is this racist? Someone please advise. Cheers all! :)

[sharkbite1824]

I'm in hot pursuit...don't you hear good?

[bella435]

"Now I got that sumbitch.. and I got him with his fly open" (hee hee)

[gGuardian2099]

Easily the most favorite character in these films.

[thincomb]

love the honey mooners grew up with J.G. I have that door that came off that pontiac lemans!

[simonfrmgb]

shut your ass!that goes for the two monks too

[yawotton]

possum's pecker....i got to use that one!

[bella435]

"You Sum-bitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

hee hee!

[yawotton]

Oh yea...the penalty flag bit areound 3:36 is a classic!!!

[postie2003]

"Shuddup you shit. You barrel o'monkey nuts!"

This character made these films.

[bella435]

"Make a left turn daddy.. make a right turn daddy, we'll be in da clear... YOU MOOSE TWIT!"

ahahah!!

[BigRickSharpe]

Hurry up Im in a GD hurry!

[ukcats99]

jackie gleason is a comedy legend ,classic stuff right here ,he makes the bandit movies what they are classic!!!

[nightfire620]

SHUT YO AZZZ

[leo2nd74]

I saw the first one in a drive in movie. Extremely funny.

[nightfire620]

@ 15 seconds.... ruddy brilliant!

[leo2nd74]

Very Funny.

[endospink]

Hey..I gotta go rent that movie out now..pure classic