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I bought this movie for $1 and that was a double feature. WELL WORTH IT! The best worst movie of all time. The lack of plot isn't even the best part, it's the ridiculous amount of mistakes and horrible editing. It's basically every single scene has a mistake in it. This is one movie I would love to do a MST3K style commentary on, there is so much garbage you are not seeing from this review.
kenseavert 6 months ago
How the hell did you hate this movie? It was so ridiculous, and so terrible, that it was EASILY the funniest movie of all time!
"Can I call you that?! ...=)" -Dakar
Mrusso1041 1 year ago
Hey, is that Magrit Evelyn NEwton of HEll of the Living Dead/Zombie Creeping Flesh fame??
nice breasts
TitusIsaacMaximus 2 years ago
omg - I thought your review of STRIKE COMMANDO was funny - why the hell arent you guys on TV yet?
darkkramer666 3 years ago
you two guys suck, your reviews are not funny (like the cinema snob), your picking up films that are not extremely bad (this one is not so ignorantly put together as you state).
lbvedj 3 years ago
The Black Man looks like a haggard Gordon from SESAME STREET.
MattBL 3 years ago
I hated this movie,i saw the original VHS copy of it for sale for $1 and i decided to buy it due to it's kick ass cover but if i had only known how bad it was.
CRITTERBUSTERS 3 years ago
Argh! this movie could have been so cool! a true diamond in the rough! if only it had been handled properly! why is it that so many directors keep thinking that just because they don't have money to burn they have to make movies that don't DESERVE to make money?!
leaderstragg 3 years ago
LOL! I'm really enjoying your reviews. Keep them coming. :D
MoeHailstoneMoronica 3 years ago
Incredible for the dry humping rape scene!
moronicmark 3 years ago
damn you Ron Perlman!! DAAAAAMN YOOOOOOU!!!!
Spozdude 4 years ago
ahah spandau ballet.
this is the sooouuuuuund of my soul.
mytigermyheart17 4 years ago
2 of the same shots as 2 different shots - was great! well done.
SunshineBusride 4 years ago
Any video that ends with Spandau Ballet is genius! That eye has hypnotized me into buying this. Ever see "Bronx Warriors"? That one was cool.
thecinemasnob 4 years ago
Oh, damn you! You beat me to it. Damn video editing software! Why can't I figure you out!
poparena 4 years ago