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  • Life doesn't get much better than this, eating ring-dings and watching the Archfiend.

  • what are you on number one on your douchebag lists?

    god stop bitching with your backwards baseball cap and create something of your own instead of bitching about everything

  • Do a stand-up show for fuck's sake

  • Guys, if you don't like this guy, and you take the time to write out a comment to send hate to him, you are not paying attention. If you hate him, the best thing you can do is not comment on his videos. He acts like an ass for a reason, and that's to get people to comment back. It only benefits him, and your only slapping yourself in the face if you do it. Let this douche bag rot in a hole, and don't give him attention, don't even go to his videos, because he doesn't act mature and ignore shit.

  • @TheDictator4life So why did you comment then?

  • @TheDictator4life That was a fail XD

  • @TheDictator4life ......You just did the exact same thing.......

  • @TheDictator4life Way to pwn yourself, retard.

  • so do puka shell necklaces

  • having an actual list of douche bags makes you a douche yourself.

  • buddy you make youtube video logs. YOU'RE starving for attention.

  • @colouredbills

    Thank$ for watching thi$ video

  • @TheArchfiend thats like the news paper boy saying Thank$ for $ubscribing. you're a douchebag

  • @TheArchfiend I for one understand the irony of you actually making money from whoever hates on you when they click on your videos. However that doesn’t justify anything when really, you get about 15k-30k views over time on almost every one of your vids. That is a pretty small number. Not to mention having the sense of pride of getting money from mindless dribble in a lot of these videos isn’t something to have pride over.

  • @TheArchfiend I also think if you were to lose this account or to get reported (as I’m not sure how you even got partner to begin with) and lose the partnership, i think you would most likely fail to get it back.... Take this as you may... i don’t call it flaming but more like constructed criticism

    You get nowhere on YouTube by being an ass over time, Look at Life In A Tent after all. I feel you should maybe do something dif, you could make more money

    But good day to you either way. xD

  • @joetri10

    Thank$ again for watching thi$ video

  • @TheArchfiend Ah yes... As i have heard... You ignore most criticism anyway..

    Let’s hope in sinks into your mind like a virus...

    Or not, :3.

    Ka-Ching!

  • @joetri10 Or it* xD

  • Archfiend, You should do more beatboxing.

  • The beatbox made me die of laughter LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • "IT'S IN THE HOLE" Thats what she said

  • Wouldn't braking there arm be you being a douchebag?

  • i love how you rant on little things to prove that the small things that happen in life can be the most annoying

  • Any way I can get a MP3 download of the awesome beat you did at the end?

  • *giggles*

    Ha-ha, Tiger Woods... best, example, EVAR!!!

  • Can I mail you the severed arm after I'm done with it?

  • *puts penis into vagina". ITS IN THE HOLE!

  • its in the hole!!! thats what she said!!! no but seriously your really a loser and i can tell u dont have a girlfriend

  • they are like the people who yell FIRST on comments

  • ITS IN THE HOLE! O_O pwahaha

  • you want to get your issues seen to instead of having catatonic moments on youtube

  • you suck at life.

  • great video man

  • Add to the list: Douchebags who wear 1980s surfer-wannabe faux-shell necklaces.

  • I would love to see the cellphones fly!

  • since this is the douchebag list i really have to bring this up not important but still there is a little typo in you page of douchebags

  • lol too funny

  • You are a douchebags.

  • oh oh you hurt his feelings now excuse him while he goes and cries in a corner

  • "Knock it off" that had me in stiches.

  • Archfiend, you gotta do a douchebag listing for the Game Dude. If you don't know him watch some of his videos

  • i love the list of douchebags

  • it's in the hole?

    is that like a "that's what she said" thing?

    ya know as far as douchbags go I thing you could find a much better recipient for that "honor".

    idiot doesn't equal douchbag.

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  • I should make videos that people enjoy to see? Did you even bother to look at the rating on this video? Or read the responses from my FANS?

    Get the hell out of here, butt-hurt Cloud fanboy.  And learn to be a little less jealous in life over others that are doing better than you.

  • I'm going to break your arm when I find where you live O_O

  • honestly, golf is such a boring game, that the fans yelling "Get in the Hole" is the only exciting parts of the game. Love those guys.

  • I dont think I could rip a person's arm off

  • the idea of shooting a person's phone with the air gun...

    was just genius! i like the way you think.

    nice botbox btw.

  • What I would say to a golfing douche: "Its not in the hole, but if you dont stop it will be in your FUCKING ASS!!!!!

  • omg dude that thing about kinds waving to the camera is right archfiend remember that fire in n.j. where the wife & kid died? i was watching that in the news and there were kinds stepping on the property waving to the camera

  • Tiger Woods needs to quit acting out so much when he doesn't hit his shot like he likes it. many youngsters look up to him; being so image conscious he really needs to work on his couse attitude.

  • Ya, um, am I the only one who thinks that all golfers are douchebags? I mean Jackass are jerks to golfers but golfers take TOO much pride in such a boring sport. They think they are the guy everybody wants to be and so whenever a guy like Remi Gaillard does something like dress up as pac man and steals a golf ball from a tee as a joke, then they have to hit them with a club instead of at least ask for the ball back. Well, that's if you exclude people like Remi and Jackass as douchebags.

  • I feel like shooting at the screen whenever I see that asshole waving even though I don't have a gun. How about dumb girls that keep doing the rock and roll sign with their fingers and sticking their tongue out a the camera like it means something.

  • K, bye.

  • i think your vids need more anger like this one in them

    as an example: 2:36

  • wow was really hard to get here using that f-ing beta. your plan is working...

  • Hawt

  • Archfiend is jealous of the attention given to people on tv.

  • No Actually Archie aint Jealous He is pointing out the douchebags so we know who they are Pretty Much Like u are SicklyTheSock. Have a Nice Day. ;)

  • Wow he's got some pretty fucking stupid subscribers doesn't he. Enjoy your virginity and yu-gi-oh cards buddy boy.

  • i dont play yugioh anymore so ure only half right douchebag number 13: SicklyTheSock Nuff Said. Fuckin Trollers! >.>

  • Troller? Didn't know i was dealing with an 11 year old here. Honestly I find it sad how many times this happens, I go on a video of a guy whose videos I enjoy and make a joke, only to have some of his/her fanboys leap out at me in an attempt to lick the asshole of said video creator. Don't get me wrong TheArchfiend is probably one of my favorite ranters on youtube, but his fan base is one containing the most attention craved faggots on youtube, from mariokev to this fuckface.

  • My friends and I always love making fun of the guys on tv that wave their arms around like idiots. They think they're the biggest part of the game, but in reality no one watching's gonna see them down the street and say "HOLY SHIT ITS THE GUY THAT I SAW WAVING HIS HANDS ON TV!!"

  • Excuse me, if you acts like a douche bag again, I'm going to take you over to the san bunker and bury you there, STOP!

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  • youve had a haircut.. nice

  • When they yell that it's suppose to mean good luck in golf i think.

  • Love the credits lol

  • haha i always heard "Get in the hole!" from sportscenter analysts. but still that has to be on the back to Tiger's mend when he tees off.

  • This was extremely entertaining to watch. That whole "Its in the hole!" and "Get in the hole!" bs is terrible but its not just for Woods, its for EVERY single DAMN golf players. Hey, that's great, to yell and be heard by those around them and those that watches T.V. just so these people that hears them go "Wow, what a damn douche/retard!".

    Never seen baseball so I've been spared the sight of douchebag #12.

  • You sounded like Seinfeld at 4:45.

    Great rant!

  • very true

  • so true

  • lol I had flashbacks of Armake21 watching this xD

  • First.

  • You're right, douchebags are everywhere.

  • Have to agree on these, but back in college it made a sweet drinking game to drink whenever anyone yelled "It's in the hole".

  • this is so true, i saw woods tee off and some guy yelled "GET IN THE HOLE!" and it was like a par 5 -_-

  • hahahahahaha i can relate to this so much....me and my friends do that a lot...only if we're bored tho...hahahahaha

  • It's almost as bad as when someone leaves the comment "FIRST".

  • Not quite, but so close. Fuck. xD

  • so true :P

  • You said in one of your Ask the Archfiends that you once got up and waved when the camera was on you during a baseball game, you attention whore, you. XP

  • Pretty much. But I also had the excuse of being a 14 year old kid.

  • You said 19...

  • No I didn't.

  • its different when it just pans over you, those people are there on purpose for attention :L

  • :D koolz

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  • I thought shanedawson would be added this week.

  • Why?

  • Because Shanedawnson is a huge douchebag. And Arch hates him.

  • Aww shane isnt a douche bagg. Hes awesome.

    I see where you're coming from though.

  • Who's awesome?!

  • You are!

  • Shane dawson (:

    But you are too, definitely haha.

  • TheArchfiend!

  • @TheArchfiend WHO'S AWESOME?YOU'RE AWESOME!

  • "Douchebag Number 11 Is In The Hole But He Is Not Waving To To The Camera From Behind Home Plate" To To?

  • question:

    what if Miss Cleo said it was in the hole?

  • haha this was funny as always but one question what if the person is mentaly handicap?

  • Too bad you already did #4. That would of been a perfect one for Brett Favre.

    Great video tho. Especially loved the beat box at the end.

  • I like ducks

  • You totally read my mind on this. People who shout that really piss me off, and my dad watched a lot of golf. It's the golf equivalent of saying FIRST!

  • I fucking hate watching a game and seeing those people wave. I know certain stadiums won't allow it. I believe fenway you can be kicked out if you do that.

  • It should be like that at every stadium. I'm surprised fights haven't broke out of this. Yet.

  • I got an idea. You should attend a game and have someone or yourself pan the view out across the crowd and zoom in on these fags.

    Then find the person and tell them what you think.

  • Awesome, a 2 for 1 video, loved it. :D

  • the most shots tiger takes looks like it may get into the hole or maybe there saying that to get tiger all worked up

  • sounds like a war u just cant win

  • Number 13 should go to the people that yell "Kobe!" everytime he has the basketball and takes a shot lol.

  • You know who also are douchbags; people who work at Subway.

  • "ITS IN THE HOLE!" - thats what she said.

    good vid arch!

  • You need to put bees somewhere on your douchebag list sometime. They make nests where they aren't welcome and they sting you for no reason. I just had a bee war in my house, and I won.

  • Speaking of which, he should put flies on the list (the insects, not the equally annoying zip on front of most pairs of trousers).

  • bees make honey.. Wasps and hornets maybe

  • dude awesome beat!

  • I've only been to a few baseball games in my lifetime (Mariners, A's, Giants) and have noticed that same thing, so I can see where you're coming from. Loved the beat boxing number at the end, it cracked me up.

  • The beat boxing is going to be used more. I now have a beat boxer on The Archfiend payroll.

  • Sweet action!

  • OMG you used Zebrafish's picture

  • I know not of what you speak. That picture is just some random nameless individual.

  • i like the switch to sporting events good work

  • Lmao at the end, Nice rage

  • I agree with the golf thing so no discussion there

    Baseball games are a little different, though. The primary thing is that even if you are sitting in any random location, chances are that some random event will occur that will cause the camera to focus on you, whether you won something or one of the 30 or so couples, or the oldest looking guy there. Fact is, baseball games make a show about giving attention to regular people, starved or otherwise

    Also, where do the guys in team body paint fall?

  • Very nice one, Arch.

  • I find it funny doushbags even care bout my videos.. :/

  • you should save a douchebag spot for people that says first,

  • You like golf....so do I! =D

  • all I have to say is IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!

  • ROFLMAO!!! lol

  • lul this was so epic, I had to watch it again. =-O

  • You just needed to touch yourself again.

  • Ooh, but I already did. And I plan on continuing this pattern as well. More touching means more happiness. Omg, I think I am addicted. =-O

  • Nice haircut, Arch.

    I think cameras tend to make people stupid. It doesn't matter what sport, it doesn't matter if it's some person doing a news report on 19 people dying, if there is a camera, someone will likely be behind it waving their hands like...well, a douchebag.

  • douchebag number 13, the people who comment first comment on every video.

  • and say 1st comment

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  • I'm going to bury you! SHHHTOP!

  • People always do stupid shit in crowded areas, movie theaters are even worse.. Atleast that won't happen in live concerts, because it's too damn loud to even hear anything someone's saying at phone! Well, still there are people that are filming it with cellphone sometimes blocking the vision abit, but that's ok for me.. Pretty valid points arch..

  • IT IS IN THE HOLE is the first ever recorded meme for the game of golf.

  • ITS IN THE HOLE lol

    i never noticed that

  • lol funny vid

  • way too true and i will also have to agree with PhillyGirl1 i hate that when people are behind a reporter like their reporting a mass murder or somthing. he or the people behind the today morning show window i hate that!!

  • You should put more youtubers on there x)

  • Meh. Been there, done that. I got plenty more non-douchebag list vids that I want to make about certain YouTubers.

  • am i on that list jk

  • Don't get me wrong though! I love these others that you put on the list.

    But it always gets more interesting if it's an actual person who just did something really really douchey.

  • eh people waving and acting for the camera at sporting events is more tolerable than random people who do that behind a news reporter, who's trying to cover like a house fire or something serious like a massive thunder storm.

  • ziplock baggies FTW

  • nice notebook

  • OBJECTION!

  • Over-ruled. Sit down counselor.

  • Woo woo woo u know it!

  • Why do you care about this. Don't you realize that 5 year olds are dying of cancer right now.

  • I see what you did there.

  • Your imitation of the guy waving at the camera with his phone cracked me up rofl

  • lol great rants! 5 stars

  • Thank you for addressing this Archfiend. SO SO SO SO SO SO FUCKING TRUE. How do these people think yelling that shit is appropriate? Great addition!

  • Do you have anger issues?

  • What?  WHAT?!

  • I totally agree with this. Great vid Arch. :)

  • WOO WOO WOO, you know it!

  • Oh... it's that bad. Trust me. It's that bad. And I will put a stop to them all. Or something like that.

  • i ahve that same channel on my tv what the fuck is that

  • I have no bloody idea. It was 86 but is now channel 99 on my Comcast.

  • FIRE IN THE HOLE!

  • haha did you see the guy earlier in the year in the first row of a yankee game dressed up like an ump copying what the ump did the entire game

  • I missed that, but that is at least funny. Still can be a bit annoying but good for a laugh if done correctly and not over done.

  • it was crazy funny they showed it a few times on sports center that night

    n yo i gotta give you some mad respect for actually reading ur comments not to many people do n ur always responding to stuff keep up the good work

  • Wow everytime i watch golf and i've heard people say that. I don't really watch Golf that much. Kinda like you not a hardcore fan but i can watch it and i hate those people that wave to the camera. They think they're soooo cool doing that. It happens anywhere there's a camera. You would think the camera guy would block the person or make seating changes.