Episode 23: 6 Types Of YouTube Videos There Are Way Too Many Of

[rtgomez90]

Smelly weiners asscrack!

[spidermanman96]

I think there are too many lists on youtube

[VooDooXII]

Has anyone else noticed the many nods to Cracked TV in After Hours now? Turtle Hump Ringtone is one of them.

[mcrkid22]

I just realized he's in The TARDIS.

[XLemmingoftheBDAX]

I'm fairly certain that's eagles have sex...Yes that small clip of America may have just gotten more American

[xchucktatorshipx]

"turtle mating" - 1,840 results

"song parodies" - 5,750 results

"emo kids making out" - 1,620 results

"animal fights" - 5,290 results

"celebrity deaths" - 930 results

"dogs driving" - 5,080 results

[Vegemighty]

Thats some double eagle goodness right there

[PeePReeL]

Michael, why is your blue dress shirt so wrinkled??

[momoandmiz]

Is "I'm Gary Oak" an acceptable parody or "I'm on a Boat"?

Just wondering.

[rebeccaahore]

god damn it. what is that one song at 1:07

[juggleknot]

@rebeccaahore It sounds like one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme songs. They're singing 'Michaelangelo is a party (dude)'

[AlanHaskayne]

What is that song

[TheRighteousFist]

Cat videos should've been in there somewhere.

[abcdefg5618]

@TheRighteousFist agreed, LOLcats and anything cats is overused on the internet.

[Surouness]

1:22

Too wrinkly of a shirt. Must. Iron. The fuck...

[Cosmicmuffins1247]

Michael, when you inevitably die in 10 years of frequent windex abuse, I will make a touching tribute for you. To be more specific, when you die in ten years in august. On a wednesday. at 4:15 pm.

[AR3M3NTA]

sooooo many ryan dunn RIP videos..... this is so true

[spillfan1]

Lord I'm so tired of song parodies. The worst part is that everyone thinks they're being so clever and funny too.

[Shuffler24seven]

What is that song at 5:27

[SmashedRadio]

@Shuffler24seven "Only Time" by Enya

[Protagonistinfluence]

D.O.B.!!

[TheButcher123001]

Shit Hawks. Big dirty shit Hawks! There flying in low. There swooping down shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest! lol

[TheGameGuru1000]

I want new episodes, but alas, you have been cancelled...

[undeny]

@TheGameGuru1000 .WHHAHHTT!!!!??!? The show's off!?



[TheGameGuru1000]

@undeny The show stopped making new episodes close to a year ago.

[adrianrocketpuff2]

whats the song when it says RIP Micheal Swine

[TheGameGuru1000]

@adrianrocketpuff2 Only Time by Enya

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

For the wolf. 2:42 greatest thing ever.

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

For the wolf.

[AMVslowking]

Fucking wolf

[funnystuff1284]

eagle vs wolf?! how do they fly with those massive balls?

[pancakeycakes]

I'm pretty sure Enya makes everything funny.

[Megamean09]

3 countries were invaded by an army of Weird Als.

[KMxHearts]

3:00 is now my new desktop.

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

XD RIP Micheal Swine

[Videoboy45]

CrackedTV

CrackTV

...

BIG DIFFERENCE. LOL.

[unjustpork]

so when is the next episode of asscrack tv??

[Meathim]

Screw death, I want a Michael montage now!

[AceTheSly2]

HAHAHA VERY NICE.

[eurasianchica]

What were they saying in all the poker face parodies?

[dasstu]

I can't help wonder how many people were inspired to make turtle sex their ringtone because of this...

[reaperman2010]

1:07...

[awesomeguy234564]

AssCracked TV.....Should be made.

[TheSilverButtons]

FUCKING WOLF!

[Vajrayana514]

TOTALLY RANDOM XD

[TheSomethingWeird]

cracked tv got cancelled ?

tell me this isnt right ! :(

[ShtikMahn]

Theres none of Bear vs Crocodile. I was saddened by this.

[tulleuchen]

This is well produced. Funny too.

[foodlovingpig]

5:35 Haha, Swain.

[ironrex007]

What's the song played during your tribute video?

[kristallization]

holy shit DOB beatboxing made this the best s.w.a.i.m. video ever

[RnDnproductions]

CLIPS OF CHIPS!

[EvileWarbringer]

Hey everyone! Welcome to asss crack TV. where SMELLY WIENERS ASSS CRACK, I'm Michael.

[DonZabu]

RIP, Michael Swain.

[lizowen85]

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[RnDnproductions]

one of the funniest videos i'v seen. turtles humping, song paradys, emos making out, eagles, youtube tributes, and dogs driving.

[catz72396]

smelly weiners ASSCRACK!

[ratmaster4000]

What is the song called!$KQ@IOR%Q

[CinemaZebra]

Chips clips?! TOTALLY RANDOOOOOOOOOOM

[heftyboy20121]

Fucking Wolf

[Johnahue23]

Too bad CrackedTV got cancelled. I'm not as big a fan of the new show.

[puddiah11]

@Johnahue23 does not compute is ok. not as good tho

[taneer]

@Johnahue23 I'm not as big of a fan of the new show either. Especially since it stopped updating months ago.

[SilverBullit67]

Am I the only one that laughs at 3:18? "Music by 2Pac and Phil Collins". 

[TheGameGuru1000]

Cracked should follow through with AssCrackTv. I'd watch it.

[migi239]

Rest in piece Micheal Swain... XD

[ultimatebeunhaas]

""Eagle on fox! Eagle on goat! Swann...FUcking WolF!!! ""XD i lol'd

[MagnaCentipede]

Chips Clips? TOOOOTALY RAAAANDOOOOM!!!

[PduGh]

I WAER A COAT!

[ShaunThe1]

wats the song called in number 2?

[Blarg925]

This is definitely my favorite episode.

[SlapPopStacy]

DANIELLLLLLL :D <3

[S0ulR3aper101]

IM ON A BLIMP! >:D

[caroline9H]

fucking wolf!! hahahaha

[neina5]

Aw, TAM Humor. :)

[iiheartcarebears]

lol i wonder if the ppl that made those videos saw this lol

[haloboy330]

Did that goat go off a cliff?

[MSensationTV]

Make more DAMN IT....nEED MORE

[JRO1646]

The dog tribute was hilarious. Although he is right about the I'm on a boat parodies I kinda like how they mashed a lot of them up, sounds more entertaining that watching them completely on their own.

[ILuvKonata]

What's the song that plays during Micheal SwaiN's 'death tribute' clip? I like that song

[wolveslovetohowl21]

@ILuvKonata

Only Time by Enya

[Ritz190]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Whoooo caaaan sayyyyy LMAO!!! priceless!!!!

[monkfishification]

Those emo clips turned me off of sex forever.

[ShaunThe1]

wats the song at 5:27-5:37?

[matta173]

No? Granted that was kinda weee have that

[holycow818181]

I have to be honest, the ones with animals fighting looked pretty cool.

[Mr1930s]

gay

[overtwitch]

LOLOLOL DAN O BRIEN

[MetallicKid007]

Woah, the couple at 3:29 looks just like me and my girlfriend circa 2008. (I'm the one on the right, btw)

[peanutfoot]

Hey, everybody! *fart* Welcome to ASS-Cracked TV, where Smelly Wieners ASSCRACK! I'm Michael.

[TheNewVideos]

6:12 LOL very nice:D

[ngobleus]

The 'dead dog' tribute vid at the end was fuckin' hilarious!

"What happened? Did he make it--"

"Whoooo can saayyyyyy...."

[TheRandyChimp]

TOTALLY RANDOOOOOOOOOOM! That always gets me

[sellthemanicans]

Fucking wolf.

[mikek2k6]

Rest in Peace, Michael Swain

[ChristopheBilliet]

Aaah I'm a silicon sucka six servos stacked, wired up to wild out and whip the whack, articulate and able to incite with insight, a mechanical marvel makin' money with mic-fights!

[MissPinkPenguin]

Also, fart videos.

[MissPinkPenguin]

I'd say there are waaay too many zit-popping and paint-drying videos.

[Banaerz]

I'm surprised he didn't include faked Chipmunk versions of songs.X(

Seriously people, leave it to the professionals!

[cgmsdh]

Now give me something in an eagle vs. eagle, with both eagles flapping their wings in a whirling motion with all the flapping and swirling and motion...

That's the one... GOD BLESS AMERICA

[TheUltramagnus1]

I always throw my head back in a fit of glee when i fart

[Zafoshin]

"I'm on a broom" is stuck in my head for some reason,such beautiful singing and sexy voice

[hawkjohenson]

I'm on a BLIMP!

[Kirbyfan87827]

"I wanna see whirling, flapping, fighting eagles flapping and whirling in the eagle-fighting sky. GOD BLESS AMERICA."

[JeanRamone]

TOTALLY RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!11!!11

[SpavnOvHel]

What about a porcupine fighting a lion?

No? Alright, fair enough, that one was kinda... WE HAVE THAT.

[jebbNholly]

If I learned anything from this video, it is: don't f*** with eagles ...and that 1:20 Michael doesn't know how to iron a shirt.

[KillaSamos]

His voice reminds me of the guy from freemans mind

[windbeamproductions]

You are just beyond awesome.

[Harusama]

lmao xD

omg, I love cracked TV

[Bzeager]

Best channel on youtube.

[doctorturkleton]

5:28

D:

[iiikao]

I LOVE THE NEW VIDS!!! XD XD

[ljloughl]

I believe it was Jean-Paul Sartre who said "That's not a tire iron, but don't stop beating me in the face with it."

[mikeydoo465]

haha that bit with your tribute video was nice XD

[dagrimmreepa]

All hail Cracked!

[urbestfriendlauren]

what about the "hitler's reaction" videos?

[0BatGirl0]

Oh science, you didn't put an Enya warning up. Urgh, now where'd I put that drill? I want to run it through my temples.

[mylightside]

1:22 Hey Swaim, iron much?

[Sem5626]

haha i know.. i was gonna say somethin but you beat me too it

[ghjjfsbf]

I AM NOW GETTING A TURTLE

[evanescent25]

two,better

[Boonehams]

Excellent use of a Kids in the Hall clip, Swaim. You have my allegiance.  Now let's enslave and/or murder every human we can find with your steely robot claws.

[kendodisciple]

Fucking wolf!

[cognelle]

IM ON YOUTUBE

[killerzboy010]

@cognelle You that fatty humping the turtle, fag.

[SonRoshi]

I love this show

[Thefistof40k]

Dear jesus that poor turtle was getting raped by the fat kid.

[zoicd]

@Thefistof40k Don't worry, the kid's dick was probably the size of the one of a turtle itself.

[neofriends]

@Thefistof40k Michelangelo's a party dude!

[supermark420]

@Thefistof40k The turtle was askin' for it.

[Kirbyfan87827]

"God bless America." XD

[boitahaki]

its the thenth time I watch this and its still funny

[movieguy4]

Get this guy a beer. Your alright guy

[Gavrek]

TOTALLY RANDOM!!!

[Mustkunstn1k]

IT'S BACK!

[hardworker424]

There are an insane amount of makeup tutorials too.

[princesstamika]

But we need those. We need to paint our faces.

[phantomdoodler]

greatest video ever?

[Scr00bius]

WIN

[elreynate08]

TOTALLY RANDOM!

[CommandoJay]

god i love this show :) we need more!

[DarkRising12]

you should totally upload all your episodes! they are funny