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  • Was this the Gardeners, Edgeley?

  • A very funny guy...

  • One of my old friends Len Mullen (a Stockport Harrier) once saw Bernard driving his car a Merc I think. The window was down so he shouted out 'Bernard, Bernard I've got a joke for you' The window slowly wound up as Bernard replied 'feck off I've heard 'em all' ! He was even funny tell people where to go!

  • God bless Bernard, saw him shortly before he died in Scarborough, not a

    bad bone in his body, sadly missed, much loved! Respect to his son and his family!

  • Bernard is one of those comics that would have me laughing from the moment he starts untill he finished. Then I'd have a pain in my side from laughing too much. Great man sadly missed.

  • fucking ace he was a god he will be mised god bless

  • 1 funny cunt who dnt give a fuk 4 no1!!!!! dnt like it dnt wacth IT!!!!!

  • Love Bernard Manning - absolute comedy gold. Everyone has the right to free speech in this country which is one of the many things that makes it great. Equally you don't have to listen/watch Bernard if you're offended so all those haters get the f**k off your politically correct high horse!! RIP Bernard you legend.

  • @fbentos1987 | actually we DON'T all have the right to free speech, if you say a rascist word in public you go to JAIL for YEARS but only if you are WHITE, fucking new labour commies..

  • That is correct , If you feel hurt , go home , this is our humer .

  • hes good...fucking hate Stockport though haha

  • Legendary..

    sorry but he couldnt have been 79 in the video, he died at 76.

  • a brilliant man who said it as it is

  • that last joke is a classic!!

  • Bernard was the last of the real comedians. comedians now are controlled by lefty do gooders

  • 1 liners the best ever

  • quality what a geezer

  • bernard you are a legend, so sad you are not here anymore. RIP.

  • As a black supporter, Bernard was a funny comedian. RIP

  • was here this nights what a legend RIP

  • like bernard said him self many times its a fucking joke you make outher things out of it thats your fucking proplem.

  • That man was a fucking legend......RIP Bernard.

  • Top man Top comedian fuck the do gooders, bernards leagacy will live on

  • number one

  • king of comedy

  • bernard manning is a legend

  • rip bernard. i met you a few years ago at a club in birkenhead. you was a very funny but humble man.

  • r i p bernarn

  • Bernard was an Angel sent from Heaven to save us.

  • he's a legend dont call him that. your just jealous!

  • i'm sure he would of been able to think of a much more insulting and imaginitive insult for you my friend.

  • who cares, the fat racist cunt is dead.

  • Yeah!!!

    And we still have Lenny Henry, Ainsley Harriot and Richard Blackwood to make us laugh, so let's not worry.

  • how about Ricky Gervais, Lee Evans and Frankie Boyle - who can make you laugh without finding a need to target muslims, blacks and johnny foreigners.

  • have you seen gervais new stand up he make jokes about cancer and your saying racist joke are bad a joke is a joke to make some one laugh

  • what's your point? I'm saying those other comics can make people laugh without having to target their jokes at blacks, asians, homosexuals etc. how do you think a person feels hearing this fat balding old cunt poking fun at them because of their race? You might find it funny but it's not funny to those minorities.

  • muslim shouldnt be here anyway, backward religion ni humour. if they dont like it they know where they can go.

    manning was very funny!

  • I'd laugh if a black comedian made a joke about me being white, a joke is a joke and nothing more, it's sad that people don't understand this. If someone takes offence it is because they don't understand that the comedian is not being serious, or they wrongly associating it with painful events.. if you can't make something funny out of something tragic, like the british have always done, then we may as well just give up.

  • As a Scot Bernard to me was the best in the business, these guys u mention are not even funny,not in the same class. Bernard Manning i mentioned in my local last wkend and all the men in there all liked him, to me he was the best stand up comedian in the country, if not on this planet. RIP Bernard. Comedians today aint in the same class, these type of comedians are now gone im afraid, take a look at the clubs now, not one comedian has made me laugh as Bernard Manning done "A Legend".

  • WELL SAID JINKYMAN. HE WAS THE KING OF THEM ALL.See my comments on. "welcome to the embassy club"

  • Thoroughly agree, Jinkyman. I saw Bernard in the Pavillion a few times, so funny.

  • go listen to the killers kid

  • ugly bastard- YOU!

  • don't get offended anyone - joshii5 just caught his own relfection in his monitor!

  • i supported bernard at this gig, have a look at some of my videos........

  • Don't try to align yourself and milk some loose association with a hero like Bernard. You are a parasite and not even in the same league.

  • Just checked with local Labour Party and it is (a) okay to watch this clip ; (b) ok to laugh at some of the jokes {list being sent to me} ; but (c) need to sign a "Diversity Awareness Certificate " down at the town hall.

    Fuck the lot of 'em!

  • spot on!

  • Like he's often said, at the end of the day its just a laugh. God nobody can have a laugh these days without offending some bugger. RIP Bernard, one of the funniest comedians there ever was.

  • thats offensive! lol

    RIP Bernard!

  • bernard was a giant among northern comedy club scene his humour will live longer than all those who write him off.very funny man.

  • If some of you leaving messages don't like manning then why the hell would you watch videos of him on youtube you fuckin retards. he should be allowed to say whatever he wants without people complaining, its called free speech so if you dont like it then dont watch it

  • well said ! but you should have ended 'it's called free speech so if you don't like it then don't feel you've got the right to use it' RIP Bernard

  • Im sorry AndTee, Sugarydonkey and others who seem to dislike Manning, but you are being pathetic over a couple of jokes, that were obviously hilarious. I still laugh today, as do others, so he must be a great, timeless comedian. As such jokes were acceptable then, they should be now, more so in these times of 'free speech'.Whatever colour you are etc, he was still funny, and simply, anyone who was offended by it, go fuck yourself, and get back in your PC bubble. ;)

  • Well said MCbeefz, i agree 100%

  • My god, you are a genuine retard. How is remedial class going?

  • sorry, mate, but i'm evidently not a retard. i have the right to my opinion, but in general, the consensus seems to be that you are a cunt, with no wit. maybe when you find a comic repertoire worthy of comment, then you can insult me :) X

  • Hear Hear MCBeefz and staminarush

  • looks like a fat slob..why the hell do people laugh with him? surely it's at him

  • Comedy genius

    what a charming man.He made many people happy and donated a lot to charity.All the do gooders whinging about his jokes need to get a life.

    I'm sure hilarious comedy such as the mighty boosh or Sex in the city caters for their needs.

  • Do good being a bad thing? I'd rather be a do gooder than a do badder any day. Rot in hell, fatty.

  • yes, who ever said that about the sun, too true. Bernard mannings fav newspaper no doubt.

  • bernard manning was a funny man, unfortunatly racist humor is a low blow when it comes to comedy. its pretty much garenteed a laugh given the right setting (which isnt hard) and isn't hard to come up with. And for all of you that spout good old mannings army "i served so shut up because if it wasnt for me you wouldn't be here." go grow a braincell. arguments like that where mannings downfall.

  • HarmanS61,ghettofunk and all their ilk clearly have special needs."shit on grave" pure class" Remember Mr Manning served in the army....the likes of which fought 2 world wars to give you the freedoms to spout such pure shite!

  • Yes Bernard was a 'racist' comic. So what? Muslims murder in the name of religion, and you can go to pretty much any ethnic minority country of origin and find their governments fighting over race while their people starve. Give me a racist comedian any day of the week - nobody dies because of a 'joke'.

  • wat a guy i ahte it wen other ppl slag him off but if u listrn to his words every one off them is 100 percent true english comdey if u dnt like it dnt watch simple as RIP MR MANNING

  • Fuckin cunt.

  • happy christmas manning, oh sorry youre dead. now aint that funny , the best christmas present in da world.

    still love to shit on your grave you cunt

  • so are you .

  • Preach on brother, fatty Bernard was an odious human being, a stain on his profession, and a man whose death brought happiness to many.  Rot in hell you fat twat.

  • R.I.P bernard manning! god bless! if you dont like him dont watch him! bloody do gooders!!

  • LMAO, what a funny guy, balls to the PC Brigade.

  • He did such a huge amount for charity.

    No matter what you think of some of his silly jokes about Englishmen or black men he was a good, working class man.

    RIP Bernard.

  • Are you talking about SIR Bernard ??

  • Yep, I am referring to the corpse that is that fat cunt Bernard Manning. Was he a sir? It wouldn't surprise me, they give knighthoods out to any old twat nowadays!

  • FUCK YOU PAKI

  • Hmm, I can tell you have the intelligence of an average sun reader, although Im not a pkistani, I wouldn't be ashamed if I was, I'm british through and through, but being british doesn't mean I've got to be an ignorant, bigoted, racist, neanderthal cunt, as you so clearly are, go play with traffic, it'll make the world a better place without cunts like you around, lol! At least Bernard Manning had the decency to fucking die!

  • bernard maning ruled and still does

  • you fucking prick what sort of name is glither i bet your fucking first name is gary aint it...

  • Ha ha ha, No, I'm afraid my name isn't Gary, but well done on getting irate and illogical, who exactly is Gary Glither?

    You can talk - Pete AND Cath, what's the matter? Can't you manage the complex world of the internet by yourself? Mind you, you're a Bernard "fat, sweaty, crap, unfunny cunt" Manning fan, so you're bound to be ancient, ha ha ha!

  • you are a callous little cunt aren't you. When you say you went out to celebrate you got a chinese in your bedsit didnt you. Go on go and have another wank...youre not going to shag a bird this year either : ( Billy fucking no mates has to talk ill of the dead!

  • Ha ha! Sorry mate, but your attempt at "humour" is rather lame to say the least.

    I am engaged and I have a kid, so that's the "not going to shag a bird this year either" comment dead, oh and your "Billy no mates" comments dead also, as, when we went out to celebrate the fat cunts demise, there were 12 of us doing so, all of whom are my close friends.

    It's reassuring to know that all of Bernard "dead" Mannings fans have no sense of humour, it's cunts like you that make me hate people

  • Oh well my comments are dead, well the fact that you brag about going on a drinking session with "12" of your "mates" to celebrate a mans death. What would your son think what did your fiancee think? I bet youve got no mates still, made up. How long did it take you to blow up your fiancee by the way?

  • HA HA, are you northern? and old? just wondering. I can tell already that you must be single yourself, either that or extremely geeky, I can't quite decide.

    I wasn't bragging, I was just stating a fact, plus, if Bernard Manning was as good humoured as he made himself out to be then he himself would have found that funny, I know I got a lot of positive responses on the pics of our celebratory "dead fat racist" night online, yay!

  • How about im young and slightly bored as its realtively quiet at work. So nice one Columbo!

    Well done for being such a positive role model, Your opinion of this "dead fat rascist" as you put it mirrors exactly the kind of person you are....stupid. Also youre obviously older than me you silly cunt. why do you start all your replys with "HA HA" im not laughing. Dont talk to me again, its not acceptable to barate the dead with your disrespectful remarks.

  • I'm a good role model, me thinks, I'm afraid, having looked at your profile, that I am younger, ho hum! I start all of my replys with ha ha because I find this whole thing amusing, you getting all stressed out becuase I slagged off a fat lump of mass who is now deceased, lol!

  • HAVE A SHIT LIFE !!!!! loser

  • Oh, the scathing insult of a total fucking cunt, ha ha!

  • takes a brave person to joke about color and creed but its very easy to jump on the PC band wagon..black people who went to his gigs remarked on what a lovely bloke he was.

  • Racist, no doubt. I cant understand why people laught at his old, ignorant stream of ancient jokes.

    They're more than 'jokes' about black people. They're blatant insults, desigend to humiliate and belittle.

    A brave man. But cruel, and a twat.

  • mutant camel, i bet your mum wont be pleased youve used her log in name... prick

  • the gift plate of him in the latest Viz is tops

  • Yes!!!!

  • RIP Bernard, at least you don't have to live with the younger generation of British scum they have these days.

  • you fuckin silly cunt get back to church you wanker

  • you fuckin silly cunt get back to church you wanker getto fuckshite you wanker

  • DIE CUNT

  • YOU ARE A BENT KNOB WITH AIDS YOU FUCK

  • ixi376 are you sure your not bend this guy great comedy rip  bernard or have you got aidsrip

  • The guy was funny, as in made everybody laugh.

    Those are some real spiteful, hateful comments you are making about guy who is no longer here to defend his reputation dont you think?

  • i agree

  • There is no comparison between Manning and Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks could not make Americans laugh. He was only funny doing his "bash America" routine in Europe. When he got back home to his native Midwest, he realized what a no-talent twat he was and -- thankfully -- killed himself. I say serves him right for spewing a different sort of hatred called self-loathing.

  • Hey! Enough with the America bashing. I'm a Virginian (not New York) and we rave over Bernard Manning. I'm only sorry to learn here of his passing. I'd liked to have seen his act at the Empire. Anyway, he had a good innings for being a drinker and a smoker. May his memory be eternal.

  • Bernard was well loved especially in hes home town my town of manchester he said it how it was fucking brilliant.RIP

  • why do seaguls have wings? to beat the gypsy's to the tip !! rip...

  • 79? He died aged 76.

  • hahahahaa...

  • all hale bernard the best comdeian of his time, and racist aswell good fuk all pakis its true wot bernard said 'because there born in england that makes them english? so if thats the case if a dog is born in a stable its horse?' lol very funny man BNP BNP BNP

  • i bet you are a scientist! lol

  • funny man. a comedian who was racist.

    not a racist tryin to be a comedian people get that confused.

    i fuckin hate his hardcore fans though.

    uneducated small minded bigots preaching bnp bullshit.

    makin us workin classes look bad.

    fuck all u boneheads.

  • typical reply from a jew. i have five degrees my own business¨and three houses bought and paid for and see Bernard for the true mancunian he was.

    What have you done with you life loser

  • Fuck off all yiz cunts

  • typical reply from a fuckwit.

    i ain't jewish.

    and i believe your full of shit mate.

  • Muslim men get together in there mosques.

    They talk and work out how to get money.

    And what do we do to help them all along?.

    We shop at there,take-away,Taxi,Doctor,Pe­trol station,pound store,mobile phone covers,socks,shirts,and fashion related crap.

  • BNP all the way. Legend amongst men this lad. RIP

  • Long live WHITE England. < Which it will be once again soon!

  • He hates scousers, i'm a scouser and i think he's hilarious. I've also got a masters so it's not for retards...it's all a part of the british sense of humour. Don't like it? Don't watch it. simple as.

  • lol, u stupid fuck, being white is the only thing u can be proud of cos ur a retard like ur disabled mum who gave birth to u in a mental institute LOL. Pakis aren't the reason u can't get a job, ur fucking stupid

  • laughing at disabilty everything youve posted about bernard now seems hypocritical as you have pulled off a similar joke to him you cunt!

  • sonydigital - do you like Rod Stewart?

  • yes i agree cant wait for shit to kick of with the muslims remember your arses will be kicked when the whites eventually get our country back which wont be that far in the future believe you me

  • well said mate.

  • What a fat sad bastard, no wonder he was so proud of being british, cos that's something he didn't have to get off his fat arse to do. his jokes are childish but he adds offence to make it seem edgy. He's a fat bastard and I hope his daughter gets raped by paki's and niggers lol

  • haven't u heard of f**kin horlicks? Brilliant.

  • LEGEND RIP

  • UK would be a far better place if u pakis fucked off back home.

    Bernard was a comic legend!

  • tbossturner get your head out ur arse u prick

  • I think Bernard Manning was the greatest comedian who ever lived. Because of alternative comedy the UK's sense of humour has been suppressed to the point we're frightened of saying what we feel. A university education has been to the detriment of the comedy scene. Sadly a thousand jokes have died with Bernard but hopefully somebody will come along in his stead to raise the bar a little so we can all laugh at what we want to laugh at regardless of the thought police.

  • You're upsetting everyone in my waiting room! lololol

  • RIP bernard! you're one of the funniest people to come out of england!

  • So you "tbossturner" you class Bernard as a racist pig, fair enough he did tell racist jokes but he took the piss out of EVERYBODY. I notice you dont mention all the money he raised and all the charity work he did over the last 40 years. Thought not

  • Give me a racist rather than a guardian reader any day.

  • The pc brigade are power mad hypocrites and i will give you an example to prove my point.

    They launch vicious verbal attacks on anyone who doesn't think gays are the best thing since sliced bread but you never hear them accusing the faith of Islam of homophopia even though they believe it should be punishable by death.

    Why? Would it comprimise thier multicultural mission?

  • Aged 79? He died aged 76! Get your facts right! AND, for the record, he was a fat, racist cock. You are all dicks going on about the PC brigade. Are you all saying it's OK to be racist!? You should all die (like Bernard).  To hell with the fat twat!

  • tbosturner you should get some facts right yourself, wether you like it or not bernard was a legend and he'll be remembered with respect long after you've given up with your pathetic excuse for comedy.i've watched your videos and i think most people would agree your act is piss poor.you wish we would all die? nobody will die as often as you with that shite act.you are obviously up your own arse you big headed wanker. fuck off until your material is as good as the krankies! dickhead!

  • yeah it is okay to be a racist if its okay to be a cunt like you.

  • The greatest thing about Bernard is that he really got up the nose of worthless, talentless ponces like yourself. Shit blood and die you wanker. Bernard was an all time great

  • i hate political corectnes its fucking annoying!!!!! good on bernard and have a nice other life you legdend  and when you do next come around i hope you give us another show !

    tara!

  • I met Bernard at a charity dinner about 10 years ago. he was hilarious and i shook his hand after, he was a really nice guy and very down to earth.

  • I love how the great man angered liberals, niggers and pakis! RIP Bernard.

  • whats black and pissed off ?

    Bernard Mannings reincarnation.

  • Nice to see the art of eloquent arguement and well crafted debate hasn't been lost...

  • Polictical correctness is the language of cowardice. RIP Bernard....true legend of comedy!

  • Don't be so fucking thick. People would have more respect for you if you could put together an argument that didn't just cry about "political correctness".

    Here's hoping you get aids from your Dad and die like your Mum.

  • Easy to talk tough when hiding in cyberspace. Would love to hear those comments repeated to my face. My guess is your balls may not be quite so big.

  • What's the point in bad-mouthing him? If you don't like his material, simply don't watch it. The politically correct don't realise he had a laugh about himself and everyone around him - and if you think that's wrong then throwing insults on here at him just puts you at his level. R.I.P to a genuinely funny comedian.

  • He was the best!RIP Bernard.

  • R.I.P Bernard.True Comic Legend! MCFC forever!

  • As a gay man i think he was very funny and with a great northern sense of humor. I saw him live many years ago and never laughed so much. R.I.P

  • If fantasychicken and geezer107 hate him so much, why did they search for him on YouTube and presumably watch his clips. HYPOCRITCAL CUNTS!!!

  • as bernard said "when i die, it'll be all over sky news, the papers the internet, when you die (32yearswerestillhere) you'll be lucky if the fuckin undertaker turns up" R.I.P a true northern legend.

  • A symbolic comedian. A symbol of britishness in the 70's. Whatever your beliefs about him, he has longevity many comedians of his time could have only dreamt of.

  • how old is this? it sais he was 79 here. he died when he was 76. great video though. rip.

  • r.i.p bernard

  • Achieved more in one sentence than you will in your life.

  • good riddance u fat cunt

  • working class hero

  • Just to cheer you all up i have blocked the knobhead humourless cunt 'fantasychickenfucker' thanks everyone else for your comments. Over 4000 views in 24 hours. Just goes to show what a legend he is.

  • Don't block em simonyfrontsjones. People that take themselves soooo fucking seriously they can't see that that Bernard WAS offensive AND funny at the same time should be given all the freedom they need to humiliate themselves in public.

  • Lets face it, Bernard hasn't brought so much joy to so many people since the 70's.

  • so all u 2 faced cunts u know who u are, going on last week about bernard being a fat lazy cunt for missing his first gig in 60 years 2 weeks ago have finnaly got your wish. but i cant help but notice you've washed over your vented anger with rip bernards your the best. when last week he was a sad fat racist cunt to u lot. bernard was great to us true fans. it should be the pc brigade burning hell now not ower Bernard resting in peace. rip

  • If it makes you feel any better, I still think he's a fat cunt.

  • makes me feel better

  • fantsychicken stick to joe pasquale he's more your mentality. rip bernard.

  • Yes, I think I will. Clearly Bernard Manning is far too sophisticated for me.

  • FANTASYCHICKEN CHUCKLEBROTHERS are to sophisticated for u mate.

  • Yep, I always prefered the ChuckleHounds myself.

  • sense of humour failure or what?!?!?!?